In theory, if I had a hypothetical neighbor across the street, with a metaphorical Ring doorbell and in this purely fictional scenario, me and my other neighbor (for some silly reason) really, really hated this, what would be the best way to get rid of/disrupt it?
obviously, in this scenario it'd be pointed at my door, ergo i couldn't simply spray paint or hit it.
laser beam
>laser beam
in this hypothetical scenario, i'd still have to pretty close to it, right? what kind of distance can you get on them?
sledgehammer
Host a block party every week. Tell him he's not invited until he gets rid of his Ring.
>he seethes and calls the cops on you
i hate this guy so much. he moved in a while ago and didn't even come say hello once. they're the ultimate boomer goyim, ring doorbell, massive range rover 4x4, suburban house. i hate this homosexual so much. he doesn't even need a fricking ring doorbell, this is like the safest neighborhood in the world.
>inb4 "soinionsboy rage"
Isn't a Ring doorbell useful against Black porch pirates? If you like in a Black-free area then I suppose you're fine, but you should commend him for utilizing de-Blacking technology.
the last black person i saw was on holiday. i live in the whitest town in the world, and its fairly affluent too, ergo there's not much crime.
ffs quit saying ergo
>NOOOOO STOP USING WORDS I DON'T UNDERSTAND
Sure, if its pointed at your porch and nothing else is visible. You don't need to survey the whole neighbourhood for that
Black folk patrol neighborhoods to look for things to steal. my neighbor got his trailer stolen on the same night that he got it, and it most likely done by someone that doesn't live around here
It doesn't sound like the safest neighborhood even in bronx if your first reaction to seeing his camera is to break it. That shit can help track down Black folk if they ever steal something from your house. Guess you're the Black person then?
Make an excuse to visit the neighbor like welcoming them to the neighborhood or something. Wear no shoes, just fuzzy socks and rub them all over the grass and their "Live Laugh Love" welcome mat, building up a nice big static charge before ringing their doorbell. Without one of those anti-static wristband things, it'll be toast!!
Goddammit this seemed just crazy enough to work, so I went over there, nonchalant as I could, rubbed socks all over, touched the Ring and nothing it didnt work. Then the butthole comes to the door asking why I stomped all over his new sod, I ran away but dropped my keys to my house and now idk if I should go back, or call a locksmith.
Did you also drop spaghetti on the floor?
Congratulations, now you're going to be the prime suspect when the doorbell gets fricked with.
I am sure i have seen these posts before, this thread already happened, what is going on? Is this groundhog day? TIME TO SEX STRANGERS
>WAHHH MY NEIGHBOR HAS A RING DOORBELL WAHHH
god youre such a useless, obnoxious homosexual. get over yourself pussy. do you freak out every time youre recorded in a store? what about when someone has a dashcam? when someone takes a picture of someone else in public and you walk into frame? fricking dweeb.
Found the neighbor
Hide a Raspberry Pi with a wifi shield and a battery near his house and run a prolonged deauth attack against his wifi
flipper zero
if it's wireless just point a cantenna at his door and blast it with deauths
>go to goodwill
>purchase old michaelwave
>disassemble old michaelwave
>remove magnetron and transgenderformer from michaelwave
>construct metallic cone and insert magnetron and transformer into cone
>point at neighbors camera
>apply power
>?????
>profit
That would be a crime, DeShawn Gutierrez.
In this purely hypothetical scenario, I would suggest you stop stealing your """neighbor""" 's Amazon packages.
An inoffensive option is an infrared floodlight, fricks up the nighttime footage of basically your entire house.
You can damage it with a high power laser pointer, but you will obviously be the first suspect for doing something like this without also staging a robbery kek