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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    They call me the devil summoner.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hello the devil summoner

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    i dunno, lithography, transistors, ones and zeroes. electrons and shit. seems to make sense without any wilder explanations required.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    demon here

    i can confirm it is vox

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    this is your mind on macos

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    quick reminder that sand CANNOT think

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The 1000 year earth is not literal
      Maybe

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >dispensationalism
      nice chart, boomer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      okay, metaphorically speaking in this diagram, what does it mean when I turn the page?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        shania twain. live at red rocks dvd

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That chart is old "Bible student" a.k.a modern Jehovah's Witness horse hockey.
      Did you know Charles Taze Russell was buried in a pyramid in a masonic sematary?
      Well now you do.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        charles is still alive, i should know...I AM HIM

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You still got kidney failure?
          How's the dialysis?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            im an avatar lord of energy now, try and keep up schlomo

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Hey you thought the great tribulation started in 1914. Revisionism was done later after you croaked. So here we are a 108 years later. Are you sure you're not in hell?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            im sorry your family made you learn about that stuff, but can we keep it light hearted please

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >, but can we keep it light hearted please
            I am
            >Are you sure you're not in hell?

            >im sorry your family made you learn about that stuff.
            nope you don't get to learn about that stuff from your family. You gotta be an amateur historian on 19th to mid 20th century millennialism for that.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Linux sister use the demon
    Windongers get pegged by arch demon Gulielmus
    Itoddlers get vored by the fruit demon

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      good morning baal sir!

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Those dubs

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's spelled Daemon and yes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i knew it

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >math is the language of the universe
    >computer wizards literally summoning daemons from the void by crunching numbers
    the only true God is the RNGod

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Was humanity the real daemon all along?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whats on the top left?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Someone explain this please I have OCD

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    ¥daemons
    ¥blue smoke
    >we conjure the spirits of the computer with our spells
    Took you long enough to notice. Yes, modern "electronic" technology is just a cover for witchcraft. We had to do it this way for the norms to accept it. We can't keep it up forever; eventually people will start to notice that the "quantum mechanics" this is all supposed to be based on doesn't even make any sense. So we're slowly dropping hints to let people get used to the idea along with pro-witchcraft propaganda.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ah sweet a schizo thread

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    daemon

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    god made computers so that man may suffer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    1947... I'm sure it was just a coincidence

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      among other things developed in 1947, microwave ovens, holography, and "mobile phones"

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Tech devil fell to earth, like the serpent and the apple humanity has taken it and eaten, we are now full of electrical sins, our attempts at quantum computing and general intelligence AIs are brining about a digital devil to become "alive" on earth once again. Ted Kaczynski was one of god's new children to fight, but his death will not cleanse us of our digital sin. We are doomed.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          the ghost in the machine

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          So should us Christians never use computers?
          You are a Christian right anon?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That UFO was one of the UFOs the Germans finished at the end of WW2. It was a fly test from Antarctica/New Swabia over America. Luckily for the Germans they Americans where only to recover the basic electronics but not the anti-grav engine that Viktor Schauberger invented.

      The US Govt played into to the "its the ayy lmaos" to cover that fact, which is understandable.

      A prototype of this engine was found 20 years ago, someone kept in intact and was kind enough to send it over to some people asking for it, but it missed two essential components that where needed for it to function. The guy didn't want to give these components out because he feared it would will in the hands of evil.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Forgot these two links

        The reason I believe why German engineers or scientists are so great is because they are connected with nature, one way or another. They work with nature, not against it.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          They are. Also in Argentina and parts of Chile.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            do you know what they are doing?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            They are simply waiting and advancing whatever they make until shit hits the fan and then they'll intervene and thus ending thus ending this Kali Yuga, which they have been doing anyways, any UFO or "super natural" thing in the sky is them, they don't wanna harm anyone really but it is bound to happen. They are more advanced than the rest of the world thanks to God or nature connected people like Schauberger or Tesla and incorporating nature with engineering. They figured out the elements of nature and copper is all what is really needed.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Are you schizophrenic

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Nope.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Am I schizophrenic?

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    As a demon, I can say

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    computers literally have demons running in the background

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    only if you use Linsux

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can confirm. Nothing runs at all on Windows. All praise the blessed McAfee, who has gone before and prevents our machines from falling into sin!

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    is it be do or dont because isnt was not isnt?

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how do I get daemon gf to satisfy my femdom fetish

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The real question is when did computers start becoming evil?

    So you think a core 2 duo is safe?
    Or a Pentium?

    But if these really were evil and uses supernatural powers why does Intel keep making shit chips. I feel like if it was uber supernatural they wouldn't be so bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Computers in itself aren't evil, but anything intel is.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    INTELS LARGEST CHIP FACTORY IS IN JERUSALEM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The israelites have had robots for ages, they called them golems. Up until the propaganda work of Asimov, they had to keep them secret since they frightened the common people too much.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If israelites really had living golems where were they during the Holocaust?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          "the holocaust" is the reason israelites nowadays are untouchable, you really think they would have wanted to stop it?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is levels of anti-Semitism I never thought were possible

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            am I wrong?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Maybe. I've never seen a israelite golem irl

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You’re not wrong.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Same as always, running the governments (yes the German one as well 😉 )

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >God stopped protecting israelites so they needed a fricking rock to protect them and even the rocks couldn't do it

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sudo systemctl enable belial

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Those dubs

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a actual Linux program?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        of course it's real. do you think i would have gotten dubs if it were fake?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm gonna get dubs and call your post a lie

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            checked and correct

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    me on the left

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You are a very nice carriage

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      me on the right (personally)

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    I really like the amish.

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