Is databasing a meme skill?

Learning sql, mysql right now. Is there any practical use of this skill outside of corporate drudgery? Seems like it's pretty useless unless you were trying to start your own online business from scratch, but you ought to be able to pay some third-worlder to build a database for you.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >but you ought to be able to pay some third-worlder to build a database for you.
    That's exactly why it's useful. Deprive them of making money from useless skills.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    who gives a shit about money and business.
    if you can use it to make something that improves your life, it is not a meme skill.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    if you want to get a job knowing only query languages you might as well apply for a janitor position

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you work backend you 100% need to know how to use databases and SQL querying period. There's no way around it. But, honestly, you can learn all you need to know in a week or just intuit it on the job, so don't bother putting in the effort unless you're looking to be a DBA.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      SQL developer / data engineer here. Yes, pretty much every application is a front end to a database. The only thing that matters is the data. If your database is designed like shit, your application will perform like shit. You might as well have a poo code your app if you have a shit db.
      I've worked for companies where both the application and the db were written by jeers and it's truly nightmarish

      Agree You can learn basic sql in a week. Just like you can learn basic programming skills in a week. Anything more advanced comes with experience
      I make 180k in a poor area. I do sql dev interviews and I filter pretty much everyone with simple questions. There's actually a shortage of talent right now idk why probably because everyone is hiring.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I find this interesting, please make a question that would filter me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dude it's just really simple stuff like what's the difference between a union and union all. It's literally on every sql questions website but so many people get it wrong or don't know.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I would've been filtered by this, it shows how shit most programmers are at SQL as I've worked at multiple companies and I've still to meet a programmer who really understands it. I think the root cause is that for most cases even very bad SQL performs well enough to never cause problems and that our brains are by default in imperative programming mode and try to write SQL like that when it's a declarative language and most don't even know the difference.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah you're probably right. You have to write some atrocious sql or rely on a gui editor to really suffer. You'll only really run into underlying issues once you get into the tens of millions of rows. A company I worked for literally had rules on how you shouldn't create any indexes. It's like they wanted their dB to perform as bad as possible but it still managed to perform.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Indexes can be even bigger than row data itself when badly designed.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yes but storage is cheap now and if you know what queries your app is running (important ones that need to be optimized) or what queries you're reporting on, it can be pretty vital to have indexes. A lot of database design paradigms have been thrown by the wayside with some newer engines though. Stuff like Snowflake and Athena. Those are such powerful engines that they often don't need a lot of hand tuning. But those aren't something you would run your transactional (the thing the application actually connects to) on. Those are for data warehouses.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This.
        If you're going to let Rajesh touch your codebase, at least keep him in the frontend and far away from the database where he can't cause too much damage.
        Database is the most important piece to get right of nearly any application.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This
        Backend Dev here, SQL is super important for everything, from a greenfield to replicating a bug.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In which cases would you have to use a cross join?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Learn the basics. It takes 1 day.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >but you ought to be able to pay some third-worlder to build a database for you.
    thanks to that thinking america is demising economically while choyna jumped from 6th world country to a world's most potent economy in mere 20 years

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Nearly every piece of real software in a business or something uses a DB. Id say its essentially if you want to be a software engineer.
    But its really not that hard. If you can make a table, do inserts and updates, do joins. Thats like pretty much it. Its literally just a more structured way to store data instead of using raw files on a disk.
    If your DB queries start to get complicated its usually a code smell that your design is bad

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Or database smell, I've seen some shit when there's something beyond basic like a tree structure and they didn't understand that there will be pain unless it's done right because they only know the basics and honestly in most cases it's enough.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its useful if you ever want to manage any sort of data. For personal use or work.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone told me there's an opening for a junior SQL dev and they'll be interviewing within a week.

    I "know" SQL as in I remember how to make selects but not necessarily done any projects or anything serious besides passing a college class. How do I cram to prepare for a such job?

    It's at a mid-sized company that probably relies on DB(s) to keep everything in it and it's described as "optimizing DB, providing support for the DB users and making queries as per request".

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      That means
      >know when to use indexes
      >diagnose and fix slow queries
      >have disaster recovery plans
      >design schemas for new features

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, it's super important to at least know the basics. If you want to be any sort of 'full-stack' developer, you'll need it.
    PostgreSQL is nicer than MySQL, though.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You will never be this good at SQL
    https://observablehq.com/@pallada-92/sql-3d-engine

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The only skill there is today with programming seems to be with making it destroy databases, not build them.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My dad's entire job was just doing stuff in oracle and they paid him 180k a year

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my dads entire job is oracle psql, hes a boomer, he makes 120k a year after 20 years

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you might be the blackest Black on earth.
    knowing how to database is unironically yhe only usefull thing that they give you in your cs degree.

    databases are fricking used fricking everywhere, best way for data persistence in apps and to organize large amounts of data.
    unironically ngmi

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a meme skill since a regular programmer that has a bit of DB knowledge can replace you with an ORM

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ngmi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        rope yourself NEET

        Good luck fixing the app when a single request takes 90 seconds to complete due to N+1 queries, sequential scans and pagination is done on backend instead of DB.
        This actually happened to me when trying to interface with a poorly coded third party webservice.
        The amusing part was that the IT team of our client was aware their app was shitty but they never had time or resources to fix it.

        just pick a good ORM legit does what ORM stands for and ur good

        >ORM
        maybe if you're only doing basic querying

        depends on the ORM you use

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >depends on the ORM you use
          depends on if you need recursive CTEs to express your query; never heard of an ORM that wrapped those without having you drop to SQL anyway, yet they're great for some types of query

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          This is a moronic take.

          An ORM takes an extremely powerful concept (the relational model) and a high-level declarative language (SQL) to make them fit into inferior technology (object-oriented programming).

          This is what developers who don't know databases do, because it converts them into something they understand (programming with their language of choice) but is really not a good solution.

          The correct approach is to focus on the database: have a good design, nice views, etc. If you get the database part right, the application becomes trivial to write.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >ORM
      maybe if you're only doing basic querying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Good luck fixing the app when a single request takes 90 seconds to complete due to N+1 queries, sequential scans and pagination is done on backend instead of DB.
      This actually happened to me when trying to interface with a poorly coded third party webservice.
      The amusing part was that the IT team of our client was aware their app was shitty but they never had time or resources to fix it.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        This happened to me as well. Also had to debug some jeet code once and found an HL7 interface HAMMERING the mysql instance because it was opening a connecting and querying the messages table in an infinite loop with no pause. Literally thousands of queries hitting the dbs per second because the application was also multi tenant. And the messages table had no fricking indexing(not that it would have mattered anyway). Again jeet code and jeet db is the worst fricking combination.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Worst take in the entire thread

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh no it's moronic

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Where do you think all the posts in this thread are stored?
    An SQL database

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Then why learn something you think is useless?
    Actually learn something you find enjoyable and useful, and you'll get much better results from it.
    Nobody will hire you just because you forced through some tutorials or books fren.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Nobody will hire you just because you forced through some tutorials or books fren.
      Don't listen to this mental midget. That is the ONLY reason anyone will hire you. Go try to get a job without any education or certs. Credentialism is how companies make hiring decisions so that they can't get sued for being subjective and wayciss in their hiring practices.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll keep that in mind. Credentials and certifications.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If by meme skill you mean "low-effort certs that will set you up for a $100k/yr office job", then sure. One of my buddies in high school's dad went from a data entry clerk to a database admin with about 2 years of self-study and certs and went from making like $10/hr to $80k, and this was like 15 years ago.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >imports CSV from customer
    >cross references data inputted manually
    >easily allows to select data and export in different formats
    >just have to browse stackoverflow, play around with queries until they do what you want, write a thin web page around it, add some indexes to solve performance issues and slack off the rest of the time.
    Databases are based and the most underrated piece of software

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Its one of those things I think aren't worth mastering but is so simple that you would have to be moronic to need a third worlder to do it for you. Use entity framework or something like it if you don't want to do SQL.

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Do you want to make programs that store data? If so then you need a database.

    > you ought to be able to pay some third-worlder to build a database for you

    > Need to add a field to my data
    > Run one query
    > Done

    vs

    > Need to add a field to my data
    > Explain to rasheed
    > Wait 12 hours
    > It's wrong

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      > It's wrong
      Not just wrong, but they've added 14 tables with 1000 fields each named Field_1, Field_2.... and truncated the table you actually needed.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    After around 5 years od studying IT, databases are what I enjoy the most, what should I learn to get a job related to them?

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You guys ever work with a system analyst?

    They know nothing, maybe a select * from table. There you go, paid more than I am in a couple years

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