Is it over for them?

>latest "innovative" product failed miserably
>offended the most unoffendable group aka nips
>rich people aren't even buying iphones anymore
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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the most unoffendable group aka nips
    huh?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      https://twitter.com/AngelicaOung/status/1788241764383678900
      https://twitter.com/tim_cook/status/1787864325258162239

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The ad was clearly meant to be provocative, but I sometimes forget how stunningly autistic computer science majors can be. STEM people in general are all at least half-autist, but CS majors are too far gone and what's worse is that they think everyone should be more like them.

        Based Japs.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the iPad Pro the tool. why are they mad? you don't need any of the other tools now. be happy. starting from $999.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        homie I'm not clicking Xitter links. I'm not making an account. What's happening?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >ad shows crusher smushing a lot of perfectly-good tools, works of art and an arcade machine into an iPad
            >and the Japanese took that as an affront to tradition and human effort
            And people say nips are soulless? This is great stuff.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nips are the only ensouled asians, everybody knows this

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            SEA has soul, they’re just also poor and stupid.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The Vietnamese have extreme SOUL and just kinda vibe. Can't blame them, they got shit done. Cambodians too.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh look the Weeb is astroturfing and generalizing a country over the astroturfing

            Typical

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            japanese people are the biggest passive-aggressive whiners on the planet

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not until someone nukes China

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >angry responses
            😐

            >angry responses, le heckin based nipponerinos
            :O

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            chill, japan, chill

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nips believe tools and other objects become alive and self-aware if they are old enough so yeah Apple is performing genocide in that ad. Literally worse than Hitler.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >I've never seen so many upset Japanese ppl
            she must never associate much with otaku, this upset is pretty mild tbh

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Tim cook? More like Tim asiatic

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          More like Tim cooked

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tim cook posted an ad on twitter that consisted of a giant hydrolic press crushed a bunch of creative instruments like a grand piano, brass instruments, cans of paint, bronze sculptures, etc and japs flooded the comments calling out how disgusting, distasteful, and decadent it was to destroy all these handmade instruments for no reason (it was supposed to convey that the ipad aims to replace (?) those things while also conveying how thin the new ipad is)
        and theyre right, it was totally distasteful and joyless

        the ad:
        https://twitter.com/tim_cook/status/1787864325258162239

        ://twitter.com/tim_cook/status/1787864325258162239/

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        How did they offend Asians?

        >his culture doesn't have a festival where tools of his trade are kept at the prayer altar and worshipped

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are they moronic? This is CGI.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          americans
          >you can't be mad about this! it's not real life!
          also americans
          >is that a drawing of a little girl showing her butt!? RREEEEEAHHHHHHHH

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Being OK with softcore pedophilia but draws the line at crushing musical instruments and TVs.
            Yeah. Must be a nip.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >misses the point

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >misses the point

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it isn't, apparently. its dressed up footage of actual hydraulic press nonsense.
          there was probably some 70 year old marketing executive who thought hydraulic presses were still in the collective consciousness rather than an old fad/meme from 12 years ago

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't remember there being a hydraulic press fad in 2012

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      tim cook posted an ad on twitter that consisted of a giant hydrolic press crushed a bunch of creative instruments like a grand piano, brass instruments, cans of paint, bronze sculptures, etc and japs flooded the comments calling out how disgusting, distasteful, and decadent it was to destroy all these handmade instruments for no reason (it was supposed to convey that the ipad aims to replace (?) those things while also conveying how thin the new ipad is)
      and theyre right, it was totally distasteful and joyless

      the ad:
      https://twitter.com/tim_cook/status/1787864325258162239

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        the ad is obvious cg though?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          its obviously not

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >perfectly timed everything
            >including CRTs displaying imagery as they're beibg crushed
            >and an object being coincidentally rolled off at the exact velocity to squish its eyes out at the edge of the hydraulic press
            >not to mention the implication that a seemingly monopurpose hydraulic press that large was assembled in the first place

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Objects on the top of the stack getting crushed completely before things they are standing on get affected at all.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >perfectly timed everything
            >including CRTs displaying imagery as they're beibg crushed
            >and an object being coincidentally rolled off at the exact velocity to squish its eyes out at the edge of the hydraulic press
            >not to mention the implication that a seemingly monopurpose hydraulic press that large was assembled in the first place

            apple computer is the richest company in the world

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Apple Computer
            That name died long time ago, the same time the internet got invaded by normies and zoom zooms. Apple isn't a serious tech company anymore. Their products are toys for children, manchilds, manlets and rich techtards.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Apple tend to not use CGI in their ads, even their hero footage of the iphone is surprisingly not 3D rendered. I think they used to even make all their wallpapers through photography too but they may have changed this (not been an igay since the iphone7)

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            It looks comped together, but most of it looks real.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            No way this is a single shot without compositing. But still it's awful. Frick you apple.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I can see why nips are mad. Terrible taste.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        ://twitter.com/tim_cook/status/1787864325258162239/

        what the frick were they thinking?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          make a provocative ad that makes people talk
          they succeeded
          are you thinking at all?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >nips are offended
        Fake and gay. Most nips are working 9-5 jobs and don't give a single frick to what a homosexual posted on twitter. Those nips on twitter aren't different from your average murican foid complaining about fascism. Most of those nips are just unemployed homosexuals that do nothing for a living. Just ignore them.
        I also hate Apple, but feeling "offended" by this garbage ad is too much onions shed for me

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the most unoffendable group aka nips
      Nips get offended by ridiculous shit all the time. Nintendo wanted to fire some of its well-known public figures for merely suggesting a pokeymon challenge run. This type of thing is normal in nip culture. That's why they're always removing highly obscure speedrun tricks and putting up giant invisible walls to prevent routes. They forced retro studios to do that with the newer Metroid Prime releases.
      They're also usually the ones who ape out and delete their artwork over people reposting it. I don't mean reposting it without giving credit, I mean just reposting it. When you see "do not repost" in art, it's most likely the artwork of a Japanese person.
      Idk what gave you the impression that they're hard to offend, OP.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Idk what gave you the impression that they're hard to offend, OP.
        probably the fact that theyre so insular and dont give a shit about western political polemics

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >A race that voluntarily LARPs as Westerners and is a Western vassal state

          >"HURR DURR THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT WESTOIDS XDDDDDD"

          say you're a incel racist nonce without saying it

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >LARPing as Westerners
            We aren’t talking about the same country. I think you’re confusing nips for South Koreans?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The whole "pressing everything into a small device" ad has been done a million times over, not sure why it's worth chimping out over now. is correct; Japanese people ape out about the most mundane shit all the time, and often more violently and obsessively than we do.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        tim cook posted an ad on twitter that consisted of a giant hydrolic press crushed a bunch of creative instruments like a grand piano, brass instruments, cans of paint, bronze sculptures, etc and japs flooded the comments calling out how disgusting, distasteful, and decadent it was to destroy all these handmade instruments for no reason (it was supposed to convey that the ipad aims to replace (?) those things while also conveying how thin the new ipad is)
        and theyre right, it was totally distasteful and joyless

        the ad:
        https://twitter.com/tim_cook/status/1787864325258162239

        The ad was clearly meant to be provocative, but I sometimes forget how stunningly autistic computer science majors can be. STEM people in general are all at least half-autist, but CS majors are too far gone and what's worse is that they think everyone should be more like them.

        Based Japs.

        Yeah but you're r*****t typing so you're a fricking hypocrite for making fun of.others for being spergs

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you are mentally ill

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How did they offend Asians?

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >offended the most unoffendable group aka nips
    Friend, if you want to offend a nip, just ask them if they're ever going to apologize for Korean "comfort women". You've never seen a chip out like it.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    One day they'll connect the apple and the stem

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      KEK This image reminds me of that schizo artist progression picture.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        exactly what I had in mind making it
        tho apparently it was Alzheimer's

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Everyone hated that Apple ad" ....................................................what

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    iTODDLERS BTFO

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A LGBT and blacked company that is fading away.

      This

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Satania canonically uses a ZTE Blade S6 Plus. It is not an iPhone lmao

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the most unoffendable group aka nips
    what are you talking about?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lmfao
      u live under rock
      see new iPad ad called crush

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I don't think that's the part he was questioning moron.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >nips
    >unoffendable
    kek, nip artists tend to delete all their artworks when someone uses one of them without permission.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      true, happened with some guy that made kino monotone blue fanart

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > me on the left, imagining an apple

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    uhm bros... I though nips were supposed to be based.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are based. Silicon Valley is full of detached smug turbo-autistic elites that should be lined up against a wall for a mock execution.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have read posts of them complaining that allying with the nazis were a mistake since their image got tarnished after getting lumped together for the war crimes nazis committed

      They unironically, literally, 100%, genuinely believe they dindu nuffin

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I worked in nip schools (and not as an english teacher) for a while, and yeah, the subject is basically taught like this
        >uhhh thing happened so we went war but america bomb very sad (school trip to either hiroshima or nagasaki) but america nice people helped us
        Why, or how the war even happened is never taught, and I suspect teachers themselves don't know.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I also like how they never say that they lost the war, just that "the war ended"

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is that a compliment? Considering the japs and nazi's are old friends.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is a westaboo. The average nip don't even know who Hitler was
      https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Di4pA8-gBY0

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      have a nice day nazi sympathizing shitskin

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >most unoffendable group
    >nips
    Chuds actually believe this

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Point of the Ad is to showcase how thin the new iPad is
    >Noooooooooooooooo muh old tech nooooo
    I get that some of the destroyed items can be interpreted as "the iPad can do what most of these items can" but there are other things on the list that doesn't fit the narrative of the ad because the point of the ad is to shill their newest product being thinner than their iPod. Are nips really that autistic?

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Creative Director at Ad Agency take:

    The video ad kinda sucks. It doesn't go well with the Apple way of keeping things simple and clean. Also the whole "destroyish" mess thing is against Steve Jobs' ideology, plus - the 2000 ton piston is so 2017.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apple was dead the day Steve Jops died.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    the most unoffendable group aka nips
    this homosexual's never seen japanese internet

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apple will go bankrupt before tesla

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Any oldgay would have seen numerous examples of nips chimping out

    So we have a thirdie weebshit newbie posting about apple on IQfy. Which is about as disgusting a thing as I can imagine.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Introducing WWDC24.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    THIS THREAD NEEDS THE IMAGE WHERE THE APPLE IS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND IT LOOKS LIKE JOBS TAKING A SHIT!

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      WHERE THE FRICK IS IT

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I don't store scat on my devices.

      • 3 weeks ago
        sage

        THIS THREAD NEEDS THE IMAGE WHERE THE APPLE IS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND IT LOOKS LIKE JOBS TAKING A SHIT!

        WHERE THE FRICK IS IT

        Can't find it. It's almost as if it never existed.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          literally a man taking a shit.jpg

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yes

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That 1977 logo suits today's political climate best, no?

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Apple CEO Tom Nook went full George Orwell's Animal Crossing

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