>latest "innovative" product failed miserably
>offended the most unoffendable group aka nips
>rich people aren't even buying iphones anymore
https://www.msn.com/en-in/money/news/tier-ii-cities-account-for-60-of-apple-sales/ar-AA1lDDIc
Is it over for them?
the most unoffendable group aka nips
huh?
https://twitter.com/AngelicaOung/status/1788241764383678900
https://twitter.com/tim_cook/status/1787864325258162239
The ad was clearly meant to be provocative, but I sometimes forget how stunningly autistic computer science majors can be. STEM people in general are all at least half-autist, but CS majors are too far gone and what's worse is that they think everyone should be more like them.
Based Japs.
the iPad Pro the tool. why are they mad? you don't need any of the other tools now. be happy. starting from $999.
homie I'm not clicking Xitter links. I'm not making an account. What's happening?
>ad shows crusher smushing a lot of perfectly-good tools, works of art and an arcade machine into an iPad
>and the Japanese took that as an affront to tradition and human effort
And people say nips are soulless? This is great stuff.
nips are the only ensouled asians, everybody knows this
SEA has soul, they’re just also poor and stupid.
The Vietnamese have extreme SOUL and just kinda vibe. Can't blame them, they got shit done. Cambodians too.
Oh look the Weeb is astroturfing and generalizing a country over the astroturfing
Typical
japanese people are the biggest passive-aggressive whiners on the planet
Not until someone nukes China
>angry responses
😐
>angry responses, le heckin based nipponerinos
:O
chill, japan, chill
Nips believe tools and other objects become alive and self-aware if they are old enough so yeah Apple is performing genocide in that ad. Literally worse than Hitler.
>I've never seen so many upset Japanese ppl
she must never associate much with otaku, this upset is pretty mild tbh
Tim cook? More like Tim asiatic
More like Tim cooked
://twitter.com/tim_cook/status/1787864325258162239/
>his culture doesn't have a festival where tools of his trade are kept at the prayer altar and worshipped
Are they moronic? This is CGI.
americans
>you can't be mad about this! it's not real life!
also americans
>is that a drawing of a little girl showing her butt!? RREEEEEAHHHHHHHH
>Being OK with softcore pedophilia but draws the line at crushing musical instruments and TVs.
Yeah. Must be a nip.
>misses the point
>misses the point
it isn't, apparently. its dressed up footage of actual hydraulic press nonsense.
there was probably some 70 year old marketing executive who thought hydraulic presses were still in the collective consciousness rather than an old fad/meme from 12 years ago
I don't remember there being a hydraulic press fad in 2012
tim cook posted an ad on twitter that consisted of a giant hydrolic press crushed a bunch of creative instruments like a grand piano, brass instruments, cans of paint, bronze sculptures, etc and japs flooded the comments calling out how disgusting, distasteful, and decadent it was to destroy all these handmade instruments for no reason (it was supposed to convey that the ipad aims to replace (?) those things while also conveying how thin the new ipad is)
and theyre right, it was totally distasteful and joyless
the ad:
https://twitter.com/tim_cook/status/1787864325258162239
the ad is obvious cg though?
its obviously not
>perfectly timed everything
>including CRTs displaying imagery as they're beibg crushed
>and an object being coincidentally rolled off at the exact velocity to squish its eyes out at the edge of the hydraulic press
>not to mention the implication that a seemingly monopurpose hydraulic press that large was assembled in the first place
>Objects on the top of the stack getting crushed completely before things they are standing on get affected at all.
apple computer is the richest company in the world
>Apple Computer
That name died long time ago, the same time the internet got invaded by normies and zoom zooms. Apple isn't a serious tech company anymore. Their products are toys for children, manchilds, manlets and rich techtards.
Apple tend to not use CGI in their ads, even their hero footage of the iphone is surprisingly not 3D rendered. I think they used to even make all their wallpapers through photography too but they may have changed this (not been an igay since the iphone7)
It looks comped together, but most of it looks real.
No way this is a single shot without compositing. But still it's awful. Frick you apple.
I can see why nips are mad. Terrible taste.
what the frick were they thinking?
make a provocative ad that makes people talk
they succeeded
are you thinking at all?
>nips are offended
Fake and gay. Most nips are working 9-5 jobs and don't give a single frick to what a homosexual posted on twitter. Those nips on twitter aren't different from your average murican foid complaining about fascism. Most of those nips are just unemployed homosexuals that do nothing for a living. Just ignore them.
I also hate Apple, but feeling "offended" by this garbage ad is too much onions shed for me
the most unoffendable group aka nips
Nips get offended by ridiculous shit all the time. Nintendo wanted to fire some of its well-known public figures for merely suggesting a pokeymon challenge run. This type of thing is normal in nip culture. That's why they're always removing highly obscure speedrun tricks and putting up giant invisible walls to prevent routes. They forced retro studios to do that with the newer Metroid Prime releases.
They're also usually the ones who ape out and delete their artwork over people reposting it. I don't mean reposting it without giving credit, I mean just reposting it. When you see "do not repost" in art, it's most likely the artwork of a Japanese person.
Idk what gave you the impression that they're hard to offend, OP.
>Idk what gave you the impression that they're hard to offend, OP.
probably the fact that theyre so insular and dont give a shit about western political polemics
>A race that voluntarily LARPs as Westerners and is a Western vassal state
>"HURR DURR THEY DON'T CARE ABOUT WESTOIDS XDDDDDD"
say you're a incel racist nonce without saying it
>LARPing as Westerners
We aren’t talking about the same country. I think you’re confusing nips for South Koreans?
The whole "pressing everything into a small device" ad has been done a million times over, not sure why it's worth chimping out over now. is correct; Japanese people ape out about the most mundane shit all the time, and often more violently and obsessively than we do.
Yeah but you're r*****t typing so you're a fricking hypocrite for making fun of.others for being spergs
you are mentally ill
How did they offend Asians?
>offended the most unoffendable group aka nips
Friend, if you want to offend a nip, just ask them if they're ever going to apologize for Korean "comfort women". You've never seen a chip out like it.
One day they'll connect the apple and the stem
KEK This image reminds me of that schizo artist progression picture.
exactly what I had in mind making it
tho apparently it was Alzheimer's
"Everyone hated that Apple ad" ....................................................what
iTODDLERS BTFO
A LGBT and blacked company that is fading away.
This
Satania canonically uses a ZTE Blade S6 Plus. It is not an iPhone lmao
the most unoffendable group aka nips
what are you talking about?
lmfao
u live under rock
see new iPad ad called crush
I don't think that's the part he was questioning moron.
>nips
>unoffendable
kek, nip artists tend to delete all their artworks when someone uses one of them without permission.
true, happened with some guy that made kino monotone blue fanart
> me on the left, imagining an apple
uhm bros... I though nips were supposed to be based.
They are based. Silicon Valley is full of detached smug turbo-autistic elites that should be lined up against a wall for a mock execution.
I have read posts of them complaining that allying with the nazis were a mistake since their image got tarnished after getting lumped together for the war crimes nazis committed
They unironically, literally, 100%, genuinely believe they dindu nuffin
I worked in nip schools (and not as an english teacher) for a while, and yeah, the subject is basically taught like this
>uhhh thing happened so we went war but america bomb very sad (school trip to either hiroshima or nagasaki) but america nice people helped us
Why, or how the war even happened is never taught, and I suspect teachers themselves don't know.
I also like how they never say that they lost the war, just that "the war ended"
Is that a compliment? Considering the japs and nazi's are old friends.
That is a westaboo. The average nip don't even know who Hitler was
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Di4pA8-gBY0
have a nice day nazi sympathizing shitskin
>most unoffendable group
>nips
Chuds actually believe this
>Point of the Ad is to showcase how thin the new iPad is
>Noooooooooooooooo muh old tech nooooo
I get that some of the destroyed items can be interpreted as "the iPad can do what most of these items can" but there are other things on the list that doesn't fit the narrative of the ad because the point of the ad is to shill their newest product being thinner than their iPod. Are nips really that autistic?
Creative Director at Ad Agency take:
The video ad kinda sucks. It doesn't go well with the Apple way of keeping things simple and clean. Also the whole "destroyish" mess thing is against Steve Jobs' ideology, plus - the 2000 ton piston is so 2017.
Apple was dead the day Steve Jops died.
the most unoffendable group aka nips
this homosexual's never seen japanese internet
Apple will go bankrupt before tesla
Any oldgay would have seen numerous examples of nips chimping out
So we have a thirdie weebshit newbie posting about apple on IQfy. Which is about as disgusting a thing as I can imagine.
Introducing WWDC24.
THIS THREAD NEEDS THE IMAGE WHERE THE APPLE IS TURNED UPSIDE DOWN AND IT LOOKS LIKE JOBS TAKING A SHIT!
WHERE THE FRICK IS IT
I don't store scat on my devices.
Can't find it. It's almost as if it never existed.
literally a man taking a shit.jpg
yes
That 1977 logo suits today's political climate best, no?
Apple CEO Tom Nook went full George Orwell's Animal Crossing