Is it sad that JK Rowling uses the world "unironically" when it isn't a real word?

Is it sad that JK Rowling uses the world "unironically" when it isn't a real word? Isn't she one of the most famous living writers right now?

I'm not trolling btw, the word "unironically" doesn't exist, its a made up word.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All words are made up, and hundreds enter our lexicon every year, "unironically" will unironically be added to the dictionary soon.
    Language is a living being.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >unironically will unironically be added
      I see what you did there

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      frrtyh vhjjts qfertg hjvfc 45 fawxc wetghju.

      Huh? Couldnt understand what I said? Language is a living being, bigot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So far only you have ascribed meaning to those words. If you want them to come into everyday usage you have to tell us what the ascribed meaning is, and others will need to collectively agree that what you ascribe as its meaning is its ascribed meaning. Good luck!

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lots of people know the meaning of what I wrote. its not my fault you dont know it. you shouldve known.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I completely understood the meaning. There are about fourty millions people who do, we have a dictionary, a country, and a national flag. Our language exists and it's a living being! It's very bigoted to act as if it didn't.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          you can't control the how languages change. stupid image

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            FRICK A TYPO NOOOOO

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            you can actually. if you can manipulate public opinion, you can make whatever you want "reality"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            who is pic rel

            fpbp
            dumb thread

            linguistics threads are fun anon

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          off topic, but I love how every so-called descriptivist instantly turns to a prescribing fascist the moment you say that it's okay for white people or gamers to say Black person/whatever slurs due to the context

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I don't care about someone saying "Black person" in any context, checkmate prescreptivistcel.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Did these "descriptivists" claim these gamer moments were grammatically incorrect or what?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they would just deny the sociolinguistics of saying Black person, and emphasize how it's always racist in 100% of contexts

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Because their religion is woke progressivism and Black person is a taboo word.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Descriptivists: Language has no rules and you can't tell people how to speak, chud!
            >Me: That's in itself a prescriptivist rule. Curious!

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Language has no rules and you can't tell people how to speak, chud!
            That's not what descriptivism is, languages as all other natural phenomena have rules, which linguistics describe.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not true. They don't describe the rules. They describe language itself. If you tell people rules, descriptive homosexuals whine about muh opprezzed black folx and other similar nonsense.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They literally do describe rules like vowel shifts and stuff, what the frick are you talking about

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Are you serious? Those are not rules. Those are linguistic features. Rules are like "this is how you spell this word, this is how you use punctuation, that's not a correct use of grammar, etc"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Spelling words and punctuation aren't strictly speaking about linguistics. They are orthographic matters and not part of the core language. You will find descriptive grammars (made by linguists) of English if you bother to look. Vowel shifts do not describe a language but rather (a part of) the development of a language over time (namely how parts of its phonology and phonotax have developed, important for describing the rules of the language).

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            In what world does describing something make you unable to prescribe? Such a dumbfrick argument

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Stop commenting on things you know nothing about

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/0W3ec4D.png

        lmao

        epic strawmen

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        are you unable to understand what "unironically" means?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          not really. its like every other word people use incorrectly. Most people dont "comprehend" words like you or I, its just pattern recognition

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fpbp
      dumb thread

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      so when will gooning be added to the dictionary?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Honestly, probably in a few years if it survives being an internet trendword.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fippity bippity and OP btfo

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      /thread
      It's a good word too. It communicates an idea that could only formerly be expressed via multiple words and its meaning is immediately obvious to any English speaker.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      keyed, and based

      https://i.imgur.com/5ci7Nsc.png

      Is it sad that JK Rowling uses the world "unironically" when it isn't a real word? Isn't she one of the most famous living writers right now?

      I'm not trolling btw, the word "unironically" doesn't exist, its a made up word.

      locked and moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >modern discourse is so despondent, cynical and steeped in irony that a word to insist on non-ironic intent will probably soon enter common usage
      Unironically makes me sick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Honestly surprised it hasn't been added already.

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The shakespeare of our times

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      hon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Man nobody get the joke

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonynous

        Pls explan the joke

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the joke is, she didnt write any of those books

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Who is the suspected ghostwriter?

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Shakespeare wrote an insane amount of terms that no one else was using at the time. In one play, 10% of the words were new terms.
          Imagine if Sam Hyde wrote a book bombarded with meme terms and incel lingo. That's how shocked people got at the time.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      when this photo is zoomed in it makes her look like a Gerry Anderson puppet

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the word unironically doesnt exist
    its proper to add a prefix to any word, its grammatically acceptable.
    its just that if it doesnt sound good, people wont use it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >its grammatically acceptable

      no it isn't you moron

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Prefixes are letters which we add to the beginning of a word to make a new word with a different meaning. Prefixes can, for example, create a new word opposite in meaning to the word the prefix is attached to. They can also make a word negative or express relations of time, place or manner
        it is hyper acceptable

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          damn you are really an unsmart

          • 3 weeks ago
            sage

            You deliberately fricked that up, you pathetic c**t.
            If you had written "damn you really are unsmart", which is what you know you should have written, you would have proven the other anon's point for him.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it was gonna be "damn you are really a moron" but i cant change to "a unsmart" it has to be "an unsmart"

            your IQ is too low anyway

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Smart isn't a noun, moron. You claim to know grammar, but you didn't know that basic fact.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ACKTUAULWALLY smart can be a noun if you convert it from its verb form when you define it as a sting. For example, I'm still reeling from the smart on my face.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            As the other anon said "its just that if it doesnt sound good, people wont use it."
            "Unsmart" doesn't sound good, "unironically" does

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It’s permissable if the new word is intuitive and makes sense in some way. Otherwise people wouldn’t use it because of its lack of application.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She is not wrong in her post.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    she's right tho

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    IQfy - arguing about Twitter users that just so happen to have written a book

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Can we all agree that British people (and Ivy League educated white people from Northeastern states) using y'all is haram?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I have never heard a British person saying y'all. I think its 100% an American thing and JK is getting trolled on Twitter.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's becoming a thing now. People "type American" on the internet. It's pretty insufferable.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Return to tradition, you lot!

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is a real word. People use it. Everyone knows what it means (as much as normies ever know what things mean). What more do you need? Oh, right. You need some officiated group of bespeckled grammarians to rub their c**ts together in a ritual over it first.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      stfu you moronic hick. It will always be a filthy word.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        "stfu" isn't a word. You shouldn't be using it in a proper sentence, unless of course you put quotes around it to demonstrate its illegitimacy.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She said she'll block any Brit that uses the word. "y'all" isn't a thing in any dialect of British English. The only reason a Brit would use y'all, unless they spent a significant amount of time in the parts of America that use it, is if they were trying to sound (African-)American. That's what makes it annoying.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah well I bet people in the 1500s were getting real annoyed that you became more common than thou. It literally and unironically does not matter. Stop complaining about arbitrary bullshit.

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >moronic mouth-breather discovers words are made up

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHHAHAHHAHHAAHAHHAHA FRICKING BASED. I LOVE HER.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I suppose you speak Shakespeare english all the time?

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    what does being coherent have to do with being the "most famous living writer"?

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Please provide a way to objectively determine if a word is "real" or not. Pro tip: you can't.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      look at

      https://i.imgur.com/hGwqCSa.png

      frrtyh vhjjts qfertg hjvfc 45 fawxc wetghju.

      Huh? Couldnt understand what I said? Language is a living being, bigot.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        No one understands meaning of random sequences of letters, vast majority of english speakers understand what "unironically" means. Now, enlighten us how do you decide which words are "real".

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          look at

          https://i.imgur.com/XSulNcr.gif

          lots of people know the meaning of what I wrote. its not my fault you dont know it. you shouldve known.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Well if lots of people know the meaning of what you wrote then you would be able to explain its meaning and provide at least one example of someone other than you using it. Also I'm starting to suspect you don't have a way to decide which words are "real" and just decide arbitrarily.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's sad that people get upset over it.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How would say say "unironicaly" in proper English?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You unironically should just stop caring about opinion of people who think that language is a product of dictionaries.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Cool, but you didn't answer my question tho.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because your question is moronic and doesn't have an answer. Define what you mean by "proper English" first and what excludes "unironically" from it.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ok moron

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Literally is not the antithesis of ironically. Its antithesis is sincerely. Whoever made this image is moronic. Now let's watch you seethe.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The pic clearly says that literally is a synonym for"unironically" and not ironically. You reading comprehension is really sad.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I never claimed literally is a synonym for ironically. Read my post again and look up the words you don't understand. Then maybe rewrite my sentence in a way that you can understand it. Once you've done that, you should realize why your post makes you look moronic.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Why exactly something can't be "un-inteded meaning being the opposite of the literal meaning". Your picture is moronic and you should have a nice day.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            damn you went full edgy the second you got btfo
            typical low IQ behavior

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Explain why something can't have meaning opposite of "intended meaning being the opposite of the literal meaning"

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            To say 'unironically' is to declare with earnestness and sincerity, as if to peel away the layers of jest and reveal the naked truth. Yet, in doing so, they who use the word wrap themselves in the cloak of irony once more, for what is more ironic than declaring the absence of irony?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >sincerity is ironic
            YIKES

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This.
            The term unironically evolved from a culture of constant ironic posturing. Unironically, used properly, is a negation of a claim that would otherwise be presumed ironic. Literally could just mean "not exaggerated" where unironically doesn't mean that. Literally a billion. Unironically a billion. Not the same.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >demostrate

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >a negative form of the adjective ironically
            Ironically is usually used as an adverb. This alone suggests the person writing this should not be viewed as any kind of authority on grammar. Everything I include beneath is just extra.
            >an intended meaning being the opposite of the literal meaning
            >"Make America Great Again"
            The people who use this term do so with sincerity. This person is being disingenuous and conflating what they perceive to be an objective truth with subjective beliefs.
            >The negative prefix "un-" is used predominantly for...
            This is one of the cases that is not the predominant use case. I do not understand why anyone arguing semantics would think that this helps their point.
            >Something cannot be an "un-incongruous coincidence"
            It absolutely can. A coincidence that is not incongruous or an incongruous event that is not a coincidence could both be described as "un-incongruous". It is correct to say that 'un-incongruous' is somewhat of a mouthful and not the most succinct way to say something, but it is silly to suggest that something cannot be the negative or antonym of 'incongruous coincidence'

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonynous

            >something cannot be un-incongrous anymore than it can be unyellow or uninside.
            The first command every student is taught to type into a Cisco command line is "no shutdown". That's how you turn ON your router or switch.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonynous

            I promise to start saying inironically, from now on.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      'anironically' (being from Greek, with the privative a-, or an- before a vowel)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        moronic barbarian. Go get raped by Pakis or whatever brown shit it is your country is importing

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          huh?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Sincerely.
      Saying "unironically" is funny though, so I'm unironically going to keep doing it.

      It's funny because firstly, it isn't a word, and it posses of "those people", and secondly it presumes some mode of conversation where everything is ironic by default, and that's telling of the modern world in a slightly tragic way.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    unironically it's another trolling / not trolling thread on IQfy.

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically is an important word in the internet era when it's harder to gauge something's intent. Unironically is a decent enough descriptor for if something is an ambiguous earnest undertaking or an offhand remark or joke.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This.
      The term unironically evolved from a culture of constant ironic posturing. Unironically, used properly, is a negation of a claim that would otherwise be presumed ironic. Literally could just mean "not exaggerated" where unironically doesn't mean that. Literally a billion. Unironically a billion. Not the same.

      The word you want is genuine.
      This is like encouraging the use of unbig over the word small.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Do you want to me to dump a thesaurus entry of "small" here or what?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >synonyms are le bad

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >unironically dying on the hill of "synonyms are useless"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        I think the word your looking for is embiggen.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    According to the left this woman is clinically insane and literally female Hitler

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      this is the only time in history i have ever said this about a woman:
      absolutely based and redpilled

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Is… is she using logic?? KILL THE WITCH!!!11

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >men are le bad
      is what she's actually saying

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I feel the same way about the word 'xenophobic', which is also not about fear but healthy skepticism and rejection of distasteful cultures and the people who belong to them.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I was surprised at this, too. She's just following the patterns of her degenerate hecklers. Stretching her wings a bit as it were. Greasing the groove you could posit.

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's just pretended to be moronic to make y'all mad.

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I wonder if Rowling browses this place or if our cultural influence really is that good.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >our
      it's just twitterspeak (by and large the same thing as nu-chanspeak)

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        i have never used twitter so i really have no idea how true this is but i had never heard someone use unironically outside of IQfy and as far as i can remember we popularized that term as far back as 2012ish.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Twitter is like if everyone on IQfy was a tripgay, that's the best I can do to describe it. It's exactly the sort of person who uses a trip here.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      someone should tell Miss Rowling that telling a troon to dilate makes them seethe as hard as possible. Doubly so if it were to come from her.

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Rowling is strangely in-tune with the times

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Isn't she one of the most famous living writers right now?
    That's misleading though. Harry Potter was a popular film franchise, she wrote the source material and it sold in relation to the popularity of the films, outside of Harry Potter JK isn't a popular author.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's written several best selling crime novels.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Don't know how popular Cormoran Strike is, but I think is safe to say is nowhere near as best selling as Harry Potter. Also, I find it very strange how it was an AI (with over 90% accuracy rate) the one that found out "Robert" wrote Cormoran and HP, and that according to the AI the writing was done by an European Male.

        What can she do?
        The Scottish government is dead-set on pushing and supporting transgenderism.
        Posting online and promising to violate any anti-TERF laws passed are the best she has.

        Buy Scotland.

        Yeah, it is funny to me when people with actual power start b***hing like this.
        Bro, you already have "frick you" money. You can literally change the world, if you want to. Why are you complaining about "the libs" on Twitter? Are you fricking stupid?
        Start your own media empire, or lobby the government, and start pushing more of what you want to see in the world. That would be doing something.

        She's not that rich, I read her company is in debt actually.

        >Defending a feminist on xitter
        Y'all realize the only reason she hates trannies is because she thinks they're secret agents of muh patriarchy, right? "Useful idiot" all you want, but don't pretend she's not a dumbass.

        >she hates trannies is because she thinks they're secret agents of muh patriarchy
        Sounds moronic but thats very much what I got after reading some tweets of her.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          She probably mostly read male writers as a kid.
          Harry Potter takes more from adventure novels than it does from British women's literature.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonynous

      Harry Potter was a world bestselling book.
      The only reason, children's books have a best sellers list was to artificially remove her from the main list of all best selling books.

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    JK Rowling must be one of the stupidest people who ever lived, sincerely, genuinely and unironically. My shitposts online and yours too make sense as the feeble protests of people who relatively insignificant and who would struggle to effect any meaningful, significant change in the world. This woman is one of the wealthiest people alive today and arguably one of the wealthiest people to ever exist. This is clearly a cause which means a lot to her, and the most, it seems, she can think to do is shitpost about it online. With the kind of money available to her, she could, theoretically, influence opinion in any way she likes, but in fact, she's just made herself a figure of ridicule.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      and yet, she still makes you seethe troon

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Defending a feminist on xitter
        Y'all realize the only reason she hates trannies is because she thinks they're secret agents of muh patriarchy, right? "Useful idiot" all you want, but don't pretend she's not a dumbass.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      What can she do?
      The Scottish government is dead-set on pushing and supporting transgenderism.
      Posting online and promising to violate any anti-TERF laws passed are the best she has.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Buy Scotland.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, it is funny to me when people with actual power start b***hing like this.
      Bro, you already have "frick you" money. You can literally change the world, if you want to. Why are you complaining about "the libs" on Twitter? Are you fricking stupid?
      Start your own media empire, or lobby the government, and start pushing more of what you want to see in the world. That would be doing something.

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >unironically isn't a word because umm...IT JUST ISN'T OKAY??
    Language changes, moron. "Unironically", "coal", "chud" etc. are all real words.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonynous

      Yes, coal is a real word, and its been a real word for centuries.
      The sharty did not invent the word coal.

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You sirrah, are a lacklustre green-eyed bandit. You should be elbowed for this skim-milk opinion. ptoo ptoo

  27. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >block British who tweet y'all is she going to block all melanin enriched 'British' people?

  28. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >its a made up word
    They're ALL made up, anon...
    kek

  29. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What are people thinking when they make this argument? You know language changes and evolves right? They didn’t just appear in a dictionary. Did you just assume they just wouldn’t evolve after the 20th century? Was shakespeare a moron to when he made up a bunch of words? Are we all wrong for using his made up words today? Anyone that uses this argument just shows how pretentious and intellectually bankrupt they are. have a nice day op.

  30. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >the english language evolves and if you can understand the meaning of a commonly used word then it is valid
    then there is nothing wrong with using "y'all"
    >the english language has rules and you can't just make up new words or it would be chaos
    then one shouldn't use the non-word "unironically"

    either way ya slice it our gal has egg on her face

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >then there is nothing wrong with using "y'all"
      It's gross. Used by libtards, nogs and hicks.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your opinion is gross and also doesn't matter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The only people who should be allowed to us y'all are people who grew up in an environment where that is normal. gays deciding to steal the word because it's inclusive has tainted it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      She's not claiming y'all is an "invalid" word, its use just tends to signal a certain kind of person (not a southerner in this case).

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, a person with an American drawl that doesn't exist in the uk, a phoney.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if that's the argument, then that likewise also applies to "unironically"
        whichever way you try and spin it your hero is a hypocrite

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >"""your hero"""

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Sure it does, but it doesn't imply that the word is illegitimate in the sense that you're trying to argue it is.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      you are a drooling chimpanzee.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No one outside of North America and above the Mason Dixon line should ever use "y'all" under any circumstances.

  31. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >isn't a real word
    1000 iq post

  32. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    how many wieners has JK Rowling unironically sucked? How many wieners has she been unironically penetrated by? Just unironically curious of this woman looking like a semen demon

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >her first book ever publsihed 97
      >pitched to a big movie producer that same year by "happenstance"
      >Shit starts showing up in best sellers list somewhere in 99
      >Movie talks and pre-prodcutin happened as early a 98
      More than one and all of them israeli, that's for sure.

  33. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She's unironically correct.
    Texans and people from the deep South can say "y'all". Everyone else, stop it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, get fricked.

  34. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Based, "y'all" is either Southern or Reddit.

  35. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Man this isnt relevant at all, but I was talking with someone who asked why the days of the week are named after Norse gods, so I said our language comes from Anglo-Saxons who worshipped Norse gods. Someone else corrected me by splitting hairs and saying they worshiped Anglo-Saxon gods not Norse ones. Brilliant. So just say weekdays are not named after Norse gods but Anglo-Saxon ones. Frickin prick.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Anglo-Saxon god Woden, who is literally just Odin.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Woden and Odin aren't identical.
        They're as different as Mars and Ares.

  36. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    She definitely learned it from shitposting here. Hi Jk, you're a total MILF.

  37. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    We should all strive to do things unironically, actually.

  38. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Forced meme. have a nice day.

  39. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Unironically" seems to me to be a very intuitive word when it comes to using IQfy (it must be intuitive to others too since it's used so much), as so much of what is said here is said ironically that this word becomes very useful to show that you actually mean something. If this word is really not part of the dictionary then I suppose people were just way less sarcastic and larpy before the internet

  40. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    All words are made up moron

  41. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's in the OED and has been in usage since at least the 1920s. Adding the "un" to "ironically" specifically negates the word "ironically" for a emphatic rhetorical affect that "sincerely" does not convey. Stop being a moron.

  42. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    why doesnt Rowling use this energy dedicated to fighting trannies on twitter for something actually productive like writing a mystery novel or her own version of game of thrones

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Or actually physically doing something about the T menace instead of b***hing about it?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        she could run for Labour but they hate her, she should run for the Tories but she hates them

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Libdems

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            whats their position on trannies

  43. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    English has a wonderful historical ability to create new words pulling from several languages as long as it flows correctly and follows grammar rules of construction. German has the same ability. Unfortunately, most people have forgotten that they are grammatically able and allowed, but also how to form new words. Look at German for example. You can compound any new word.

  44. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    A real world? Just like how you're "real woman" right?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I love that little squirrel, what a gemmy little fellow he is.

  45. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    mommy is so fricking based, i hate gays that say 'y'all'

  46. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >britbong moron types like a britbong moron
    >other morons have a spastic meltdown over it

  47. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Is it sad
    You're sad
    You're gay
    You're a homosexual
    You're a Black person
    You suck dick
    You drink cum
    You rim butthole
    You choke on wiener
    You're a homo
    You're a Black person
    You're a piece of shit
    You eat poopy
    You drink peepee
    You're a Black person
    You're a gay Black person
    You suck dick
    You suck balls

  48. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Seethe and cope
    >Unironically
    You can't convince me she isn't aware of IQfy. I'm not saying she's an oldgay, but she definitely has browsed

  49. 3 weeks ago
    Anonynous

    I feel the same way about Americans who say bloody as in "bloody hell" or "thats really bloody cheap." Its a disgusting word when spoken this side of the Atlantic.

  50. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Today I am drunk and shitposting in Edinburgh. I am sleep deprived, neurotic and feel discontent. I have slept a total of only 9 and a half hours over the previous 7 days and 45 minutes of that was listening to an alarm resetting every 1m30s.
    It is almost 7:15 in Edinburgh and Jo Ro is waking from her slumber, she will pour herself a glass of wine and she will shitpost early. She did not sleep well, she went to bed in a modified state, her thoughts were not her own and as she was about to nod off she heard that crucial ding, a twitter reply, she glanced, she hovered the bio and her altered consciousness was no longer going to sleep well.
    We are but two ships passing in the night. If she was nocturnal we could have great debates and frick, I would vomit a lot, she would vomit a lot and none of it would be sexual, I would call her Robbie as I cum in her loose poos. Disgusted, sweaty, hungover and gagging for a drink more than a dirty frick we would retreat to her kitchen table, she would be wrapped in a satin robe and we would consider for a moment if we should savour the wine, feel one good thing for once before she looks up and says "You know I really fricking hate when you misgender me". and she slams the glass up in the air with such fervor that it nearly spills all over her drooping chest; her chest is reserved only for pearls.
    I take a sip of the wine, I'm tired, disgusted at myself and I fricking hate wine. What am I doing in the north of Edinburgh if I wanted a disgusting shag I should go to muirhouse, why here of all places.
    I glance back at her, she glances at me and there is a brief fight of will.

    We sigh reservedly and glance down at the table, we know we're fricking scum, we're done and we will never create anything beautiful again and that's why we're so perfect for each other.
    Jo takes a gay from her purse, she inhales sighs and asks "what are you doing today then, any great plans you doughfaced c**t".
    I take a moment to collect myself, I hold it back. I look at her, I look down at her chest again, it's almost exposed and I can feel the blood rushing.

    Nah, thought I'd cut your hedge so the council don't have to close the road. We go our separate ways, she shitposts at gender all day and I barely can mutter up a shitpost. I spend 8 long hours trimming her hedge and we return, sullen and drained. I look at her, I take a long moment and I drag my hand up to her face.
    I almost want to kiss her is this love, shame or am I merely trying to cope with my decisions.

    We both hate ourselves but we know there's no boundaries. The rob thing doesn't really matter.
    I walk to the sink talking louder and ask her how her day was, how many subtweets did she get. She answers and I do not listen, I'm out of it.
    I return and losing all sense of self I say "gonna trim your hedges I am" and I smile like a buffoon, for a moment I see it, that there's a person inside. Shame has no place here today.

    Frick the lighthouse.

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