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no
unfortunate brev
It is not possible for a robotic lawnmower to solve all of humanity's problems, no.
>wanders off the street
>moves in front of a moving car
>causes a fatal accident
Good. Shouldn't be going 50 in a residential area.
>Good. Shouldn't be going 50 in a residential area.
I go 100mph+ in my Shitbox with no tyretread or brakes kys
Not if my AI mower has anything to do with it. Your days are numbered, bud.
>Not if my AI mower has anything to do with it. Your days are numbered, bud.
Lol my Shitbox has already killed a Hyundai getz with no damage to the front bumper. It's thirsty for blood moreeeeee blooood
Holy based... Automated lawnmowers really are looking out for us.
tpbp
they work pretty good for flat land with no stumps or hills. the cheap one you set four stakes to define the mowing area so it doesn't roomba, the better ones have gps and can be programmed to an area you haven't even walked yet.
do the batteries last outdoors?
>the better ones have gps and can be programmed to an area you haven't even walked yet
can you name some of these better ones names or models?
the ones with the gps and stuff.
thanks in advance.
Lawns are globohetero and shouldn't exist, but since they do, these are a good way to save time that can be spent elsewhere.
no, it creates more of them
I can't frick it, so it doesn't even solve my biggest problem.
You can go frick yourself
Food's getting more expensive and you AREN'T growing onions and potatoes?
nope. the best thing would be a zero turn electric lawnmower that is remote controlled, with limited automation capabilities. and those already exist. and having automation for those huge ride on mower is asking for trouble
t. former groundskeeper/landscaper for a big metro city
no, but i've been thinking of getting an electric mower
i have a electric mower and mow in 90f days is hell
why
i don't want to mow my lawn if it's hot out anyways though
it's 90f for 3 months straight, i wish robotic mowers were practical back then
where i live it's usually pretty nice
except for this month or so
also, those electric mower batteries, i had one before, they lose 50% capacity in like 2 years, and the battery is like half the mower cost, it's a rip off
yeah i don't really mind though
my current mower is a piece of shit and gas is expensive too
I have 4 acres and these things wont cut more than 1/4 square acre following a damn buried guide line. They suck. They aren’t smart or anything. They can’t cut an acre, go back, recharge and cut another different acre. Nope, just cut one little quarter acre over and over.
>I have 4 acres
you should be growing hay, not grass
Why not a robotic laser zapper that zaps those pesky law overgrowths.
>Is the robotic lawnmower the solution to all our problems?
lmao they are funny, my neighbor has one and one day it just went down the street, luckily it is a suburban area here so his robot survived.
how are the mexicans coping with the robot taking their jobs?
>how are the mexicans coping with the robot taking their jobs
by having more niños and claiming them on welfare like the Black folk.
what if I WANT to mow?
hellllll yeeeeeah
the lawn is the problem
This
If you don't want to mow your lawn so much then either hire those landscape crews that block the street to do it, get synthetic turf, or move into an apartment/condo where the property owners pay for landscaping
>Creates a bunch of noise pollution in the name of maintaining a weed
Nah, you can frick off with your lawn mowers and your entire lawn too.
Nope, mow your own lawn or pay someone to do it. This will only encourage companies to be like John Deere, making part swaps, or repair impossible without paying them a cut.
Just get a Fiskars reel mower and hotrod it.
we have these dudes walking around. They are grass jannies. They do it for free.
If these become widespread, can we send all the Mexicans back?
why isn't there a remote controlled lawnmower without all the ai gimmick? Do I really have to build one myself? I might just use a drone instead....
>dronemower
Sounds dangerous
>It's called a goat.
The israelite fears the goat herder.
The other life hack is guinea fowl. They eat ze bugs like ticks and shit.
Lawns are the problem. Why aren't you growing food on that land?
>Lawns are the problem. Why aren't you growing food on that land?
Because I live in a nice neighborhood with an HOA and covenants like a white man.
Why are white men such cucks? Serious question.
because if you view your home’s equity as an investment, then you want to protect it and prevent your neighbors from renting their property to brown people who will try to raise goats and chickens, and build a car junk yard, and lower everyone’s property value.
>homesteading is now a brown people's thing
The absolute state of... everything, I guess.
kek moron
No you low IQ mongoloid
Homesteading is done where nobody lives. You carve out your homestead from god’s wilderness.
Brown people rent a property in a neighborhood in town and run it i to the grown with livestock, junk cars, and “gardens” consisting of peppers, tomatoes, and watermelons.
Nice try though shit for brains.
Mexicans are actually being productive with their land and you wonder why you're being replaced?
sad innit? Suburb cucks don't even know what it's like to have the right to do things on their property, like even shooting.
When I was in my early 20s, I had a friend who lived in a trailer on 10 acres and we used to go shooting and riding ATVs. He had all manner of junk and animals on his property. He eventually died from liver disease in his 30s. It was a nice experience at the time.
But I chose a career and a family and to be a part of a community. Most of my neighbors have guns and a freeze dried food stockpile in our pantries. We are ready for civil unrest.
And our gated community of like minded individuals is much stronger together than you are out in your “homestead” if you even have one.
frick HOAs and the busybody hons that run them
Yes op a lawn mower is the solution to all our problems
Lawnmowers aren't that useful if you take the correct decision of uprooting your lawn to replace with a garden.
had this little motherfricker
got stolen right off our lawn
for me, it's the honda miimo
it's very quiet
Frick lawns, man.
Hell no, mowing the lawn on a crisp Saturday morning is one of life's greatest joys
What's the point of a lawn anyway?
>HOA bullshit
Must suck to be American, huh
No it’s great. Moved to Texas from the UK in 2003. HOAs keep the chav scum out.
>hating beautiful lawns
Touch grass