Moby Dick is the best English novel ever written but the best book? Probably the best book in English is First Folio. And then you have major contenders for other lan
>73 books in the Bible
Papist heretic detected. Unlike the divergent traditions spawned by the West (aka. the prostitute of Babylon), we the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church recognize the validity and divine inspiration of all the 81 books from the Bible.
The Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church acknowledges the existence of the Nag Hammadi texts but maintains that they do not align with the core teachings and traditions preserved within our faith.
Some Nag Hammadi texts present alternative understandings of the nature of God that diverge from the orthodox Trinitarian doctrine upheld by the Ethiopian Church. For instance, certain texts espouse views of deity that are pantheistic or dualistic in nature, which contrasts with the monotheistic conception of God as the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.
Regarding Christology found in some Nag Hammadi texts is the Gospel of Thomas. In this text, Jesus is portrayed primarily as a teacher of wisdom, emphasizing his teachings rather than his salvific role as the divine Son of God. Unlike the canonical Gospels, which include narratives of Jesus' life, death, and resurrection, the Gospel of Thomas consists primarily of sayings attributed to Jesus, presenting a more esoteric interpretation of his teachings.
That's literally a story they stole and repurposed as a Torah thing. OT is obsolete anyway
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>OT is obsolete anyway
Your mom's pussy is obsolete from all the black wiener it has received.
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I'm sorry that you're a moron that doesn't understand this religion
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Woah, dude, I knew you Americans liked black wieners, but I didn't expect you to call it a religion.
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I'm sorry that you can't stop thinking of black wieners
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I ain't the one who implied that my mother taking black wiener on the regular was a religious activity. Actually, I pointed out how disgusting such act was, and you proceeded to call me a "moron" who doesn't understand that "religion." Those were your words, not mine.
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There he goes
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Sorry I disrespected your religion, mate.
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Keep thinking of black wiener, I'm sure you'll come around
>Jordan Peterson: Brothers Karamazov is the greatest book ever written. >Also Jordan Peterson: hmm, akshually, when Jesus says that the meek shall inherit the Earth, he isn't really talking about the meek.
What a fricking moron! Imagine caring two shits about what he has to say!
But yeah, The Brothers Karamazov is the greatest book ever written.
>not Moby Dick
Nope.
Moby Dick is the best English novel ever written but the best book? Probably the best book in English is First Folio. And then you have major contenders for other lan
lmao
He won.
Would probably say "Notes from the Underground" is the best of all time, but Brothers Karamazov is probably up there.
Possibly but 'greatest book' is ultimately subjective despite objectivity claims.
The Bible is the greatest book ever written.
The Bible is 73 Books
it's books within books, further enhancing it's greatness
Yo dawg, I heard you like books, so I put books inside your books
>73 books in the Bible
Papist heretic detected. Unlike the divergent traditions spawned by the West (aka. the prostitute of Babylon), we the Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church recognize the validity and divine inspiration of all the 81 books from the Bible.
What about the nag hammadi ones "heretic"?
The Ethiopian Orthodox Tewahedo Church acknowledges the existence of the Nag Hammadi texts but maintains that they do not align with the core teachings and traditions preserved within our faith.
Some Nag Hammadi texts present alternative understandings of the nature of God that diverge from the orthodox Trinitarian doctrine upheld by the Ethiopian Church. For instance, certain texts espouse views of deity that are pantheistic or dualistic in nature, which contrasts with the monotheistic conception of God as the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit.
Regarding Christology found in some Nag Hammadi texts is the Gospel of Thomas. In this text, Jesus is portrayed primarily as a teacher of wisdom, emphasizing his teachings rather than his salvific role as the divine Son of God. Unlike the canonical Gospels, which include narratives of Jesus' life, death, and resurrection, the Gospel of Thomas consists primarily of sayings attributed to Jesus, presenting a more esoteric interpretation of his teachings.
And half of them are israeli.
Just like the sperm cells in your mom's butthole.
Not literature
It's more literature than Shakespeare's plays are.
No its scripture
Shakespeare's plays are renaissance-slop, so that ain't saying much.
Theater isn't literature either. Quit shilling your good goy golem book in a literature thread.
Was your high-school crush fricked by a theater kid or something?
My school didn't have theater.
Damn, they don't have theaters in Indian schools? Maybe I was too hard with the pajeets.
Go read the book of Job and then come back and tell me it isn't existentialist literature of the highest order.
Already read it. Nietzsche did it better.
That's literally a story they stole and repurposed as a Torah thing. OT is obsolete anyway
>OT is obsolete anyway
Your mom's pussy is obsolete from all the black wiener it has received.
I'm sorry that you're a moron that doesn't understand this religion
Woah, dude, I knew you Americans liked black wieners, but I didn't expect you to call it a religion.
I'm sorry that you can't stop thinking of black wieners
I ain't the one who implied that my mother taking black wiener on the regular was a religious activity. Actually, I pointed out how disgusting such act was, and you proceeded to call me a "moron" who doesn't understand that "religion." Those were your words, not mine.
There he goes
Sorry I disrespected your religion, mate.
Keep thinking of black wiener, I'm sure you'll come around
Odyssey, the Classics Illustrated version. It has a drawing of a cyclops. None of those Russian books have drawings of cyclops.
Tolstoy is the greatest Russian novelist
He's shit and only enjoyed by midwitts. stfu.
>only enjoyed by midwitts.
Like Flaubert, Woolf, Joyce, Nabokov and Faulkner?
Exactly! Glad you were able to get it so fast.
>Jordan Peterson: Brothers Karamazov is the greatest book ever written.
>Also Jordan Peterson: hmm, akshually, when Jesus says that the meek shall inherit the Earth, he isn't really talking about the meek.
What a fricking moron! Imagine caring two shits about what he has to say!
But yeah, The Brothers Karamazov is the greatest book ever written.
>Homer?
>Virgil?
Ah, the taste of ignorance.
Dumas is, in my opinion, the greatest author of all time. Since it is not anything by Dumas, I cannot agree with the claim.
when will lex write a book