>Jonathan woke up to rays of the sun on his hulking massive dick. He stretched, his massive penis flopping wildly. He rolled out of bed and put on some pants, a huge bulge on his pants. He dicked downwards in a hurry, his penis hardening momentarily.
Women love this kind of crap. They might complain and call it garbage but they keep buying it over and over again.
I got bored reading Ethan Frome and decided to never read another female author again. Women always keep coming back for more garbage
>women are almost incapable of getting inside a male character's head to save her life.
Indeed. I would say Flannery O'Connor is a hard exception, but she was almost a troony.
My wife and I had a weird realization a few months ago, in that we didn't have the same kind of inner thoughts. She thought entirely in words and language, whereas I only think in words and language when my thoughts involve communication (which does count for a lot). Sometimes my thoughts would be more abstract or visual and I wouldn't frame it in language. She was nonplussed and thought it was weird to not have words in your head all the time (this specifically came up when as part of her attempts to try to quiet her inner voice with meditation).
For example, we might both look at some clouds at sunset. In her mind she'd think the words "those clouds look like cotton candy" whereas I'd just take in the colors and the sensations and if the clouds reminded me of cotton candy I might momentarily think of a vendor at festival, etc.
It was surprising to me but also makes sense given that women do tend to be more verbal by nature.
no anon, you just suffer from a form of Aphantasia along with 3% of Americans. This has nothing to do with male/female psychology and everything to do with how the language center in your brain wired itself up when you were an infant.
My wife and I had a weird realization a few months ago, in that we didn't have the same kind of inner thoughts. She thought entirely in words and language, whereas I only think in words and language when my thoughts involve communication (which does count for a lot). Sometimes my thoughts would be more abstract or visual and I wouldn't frame it in language. She was nonplussed and thought it was weird to not have words in your head all the time (this specifically came up when as part of her attempts to try to quiet her inner voice with meditation).
For example, we might both look at some clouds at sunset. In her mind she'd think the words "those clouds look like cotton candy" whereas I'd just take in the colors and the sensations and if the clouds reminded me of cotton candy I might momentarily think of a vendor at festival, etc.
It was surprising to me but also makes sense given that women do tend to be more verbal by nature.
I literally think exactly like him and I can mentally rotate an apple, give it legs and a pussy, and frick it in the background of a Caribbean coast
My wife and I had a weird realization a few months ago, in that we didn't have the same kind of inner thoughts. She thought entirely in words and language, whereas I only think in words and language when my thoughts involve communication (which does count for a lot). Sometimes my thoughts would be more abstract or visual and I wouldn't frame it in language. She was nonplussed and thought it was weird to not have words in your head all the time (this specifically came up when as part of her attempts to try to quiet her inner voice with meditation).
For example, we might both look at some clouds at sunset. In her mind she'd think the words "those clouds look like cotton candy" whereas I'd just take in the colors and the sensations and if the clouds reminded me of cotton candy I might momentarily think of a vendor at festival, etc.
It was surprising to me but also makes sense given that women do tend to be more verbal by nature.
Honestly man, you probably have autism like me. I also only really vocalize my thoughts during anxious or depressive episodes, while working through particularly taxing problems that I need vocalization for, while reading, or to make myself laugh with puns, otherwise it's either a constant video-stream of random shit, or abstract formations of sound/taste and "flashes" of info
The replies are pretty much what you'd expect from this place. Neither of these two experiences is wrong nor is one special. People are different. Sometimes it's probably good to just not read a book but instead go out and interact with the real world and the people living in it.
You tell me:
"My friend over there, I think she's attractive, pleasant, and fun to be around. We used to do things together, but we are different from each other. It wouldn't work out romantically, and it could go wrong, which would end up ruining our friendship. Her friendship means much more to me than potentially hooking up with her and ruining everything."
This is literally me.
Women writing male characters >He was a dark dangerous werewolf vampiric billionare, with a taste for plain boring girls like the MC who totally isn't my self insert. His body was chiseled by the gods themselves and his wiener was so massive it reached down to his knees. Scars denoted his dark past.
No. It’s writers in general writing female characters, when targeting specifically a male audience. Of course, in current year, targeting a male audience is forbidden, so you won’t find newer (western) books like that.
At certain moments, why not? We're men. Women seem to have this silly impression we should be ashamed of wanting to lie with them. As a man, I don't feel any shame when foolish women screech at me.
Yes but she’s moronic
She probably reads fanfiction and browses those terrible sites that aggregate whatever garbage anyone’s willing to put out, so of course she’d catch wind of the depraved writings of a desperate man.
Why does erotica written for women feature practically every single trope associated with porn aimed at men? I even heard women complain about this, but you can't say that it's men's fault because these novels are written by women for women. So you'd expect them to cater to women's tastes from beginning to end.
CASSANDRA AWOKE TO A GOD AT HER ANUS AND MOUTH. SHE WAS BEING RAPED. RAPED BY THE ATTIC AND DORIC PATRIARCHAL RAPE GODS. RAPED TO PROVE THE SUPERIORITY OF MALE GODS. RAPED. Like and subscribe.
Yes, especially for bad writers. It's not necessarily boobs all the time. I have noticed that a lot of writers introduce females by feet. The barefoot female entering the room is pretty common. Take Lem for instance: there is barely any female mentioning in Solaris that does not involve feet
>The barefoot female entering the room is pretty common
I feel called out. It's a nice trope, nothing connected with foot fetish. That's just a way to show a part of the body rather than the entire female character, which is a common literary and movie device. Barefoot women are nice but boots are okay too. And the alternatives are presenting them from the back or hands, both are boring.
One of the first things my female character does in the book I'm writing is break a toilet after a rock she was throwing up in the air and catching while peeing fell into it.
>Jonathan woke up to rays of the sun on his hulking massive dick. He stretched, his massive penis flopping wildly. He rolled out of bed and put on some pants, a huge bulge on his pants. He dicked downwards in a hurry, his penis hardening momentarily.
Doesn't hit the same. Reads like gay fiction. You'd know btw.
Occasionally.
Yes
Damn where is this anon because that is a hard yes I would cheese my way through the whole fricking thing.
>Blackic
You will only ever see such a combination of stupidity, pseudery, and racism on IQfy.
shut up Black person
This isn't your safe space, brownie.
shut up Black person
Coping larpists, lol. Seethe.
C- at fitting in, A+ at being a gay homosexual who gets raped by yardapes
Thanks for your contribution to that
>pointing out that different people look different is racism
Then simply saying "black" is racist
I wasn't aware Francis E. Dec, Esq. frequented IQfy
Miss that lil' homie like you wouldn't even believe.
Funniest shit I’ve read in a while
>hoo-wee!
lel
The last sentence is still to this day among the very best sentences ever written. You know it to be true.
I literally just said that to myself. I often randomly think of this sentence and just start grinning. Top tier funny
back to r*ddit
women are breasts
Look, if women didn't want me thinking about their breasts all day, they should just stop growing them. Simple as.
There was a huge pair of breasts. And some woman attached to them.
Women love this kind of crap. They might complain and call it garbage but they keep buying it over and over again.
I got bored reading Ethan Frome and decided to never read another female author again. Women always keep coming back for more garbage
they love it when there's a chad with a big dick involved who will take notice of those breasts
You have sexist beliefs
Yes.
Women’s inability to stop reading garbage is not my problem.
Such titillating prose.
Gives me a boner everytime.
Men sexualize women a little for sure, but women are almost incapable of getting inside a male character's head to save her life.
>women are almost incapable of getting inside a male character's head to save her life.
Indeed. I would say Flannery O'Connor is a hard exception, but she was almost a troony.
My wife and I had a weird realization a few months ago, in that we didn't have the same kind of inner thoughts. She thought entirely in words and language, whereas I only think in words and language when my thoughts involve communication (which does count for a lot). Sometimes my thoughts would be more abstract or visual and I wouldn't frame it in language. She was nonplussed and thought it was weird to not have words in your head all the time (this specifically came up when as part of her attempts to try to quiet her inner voice with meditation).
For example, we might both look at some clouds at sunset. In her mind she'd think the words "those clouds look like cotton candy" whereas I'd just take in the colors and the sensations and if the clouds reminded me of cotton candy I might momentarily think of a vendor at festival, etc.
It was surprising to me but also makes sense given that women do tend to be more verbal by nature.
no anon, you just suffer from a form of Aphantasia along with 3% of Americans. This has nothing to do with male/female psychology and everything to do with how the language center in your brain wired itself up when you were an infant.
You mean his girlfriend suffered from Aphantasia.
low iq moron
high iq moron
I literally think exactly like him and I can mentally rotate an apple, give it legs and a pussy, and frick it in the background of a Caribbean coast
Honestly man, you probably have autism like me. I also only really vocalize my thoughts during anxious or depressive episodes, while working through particularly taxing problems that I need vocalization for, while reading, or to make myself laugh with puns, otherwise it's either a constant video-stream of random shit, or abstract formations of sound/taste and "flashes" of info
How can he suffer from Aphantasia if he literally pictures stuff in his mind?
i think like your wife does. what does that make me?
A wordcel. Write a fiction in full inner monologue autism, Joyce style.
The replies are pretty much what you'd expect from this place. Neither of these two experiences is wrong nor is one special. People are different. Sometimes it's probably good to just not read a book but instead go out and interact with the real world and the people living in it.
It sure is how Gene Wolfe writes women
If you are talking about Botns then you should remember that the narrator is a horny young man
You tell me:
"My friend over there, I think she's attractive, pleasant, and fun to be around. We used to do things together, but we are different from each other. It wouldn't work out romantically, and it could go wrong, which would end up ruining our friendship. Her friendship means much more to me than potentially hooking up with her and ruining everything."
This is literally me.
female writers writing male characters
How to write women well:
I have never forgotten this line.
I only saw the movie once, a long time ago (1998), and I don't even have to play the video to hear it in my head.
He definitely changes throughout the movie, but I have a hard time holding the KEK on that part.
>woman buy book for woman
>woman expect dumb semi-erotic descriptions to flick her bean
>woman gets what she wanted
>woman complain
No.
Women writing male characters
>He was a dark dangerous werewolf vampiric billionare, with a taste for plain boring girls like the MC who totally isn't my self insert. His body was chiseled by the gods themselves and his wiener was so massive it reached down to his knees. Scars denoted his dark past.
No. It’s writers in general writing female characters, when targeting specifically a male audience. Of course, in current year, targeting a male audience is forbidden, so you won’t find newer (western) books like that.
At certain moments, why not? We're men. Women seem to have this silly impression we should be ashamed of wanting to lie with them. As a man, I don't feel any shame when foolish women screech at me.
Yes but she’s moronic
She probably reads fanfiction and browses those terrible sites that aggregate whatever garbage anyone’s willing to put out, so of course she’d catch wind of the depraved writings of a desperate man.
she probably reads and writes explicit gay stories, but sees nothing wrong with that.
Not nearly as often as they should.
Women writers writing male characters: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ja5AlY8ZbDo
Why does erotica written for women feature practically every single trope associated with porn aimed at men? I even heard women complain about this, but you can't say that it's men's fault because these novels are written by women for women. So you'd expect them to cater to women's tastes from beginning to end.
sometimes they do things like that, thoughevertheless
CASSANDRA AWOKE TO A GOD AT HER ANUS AND MOUTH. SHE WAS BEING RAPED. RAPED BY THE ATTIC AND DORIC PATRIARCHAL RAPE GODS. RAPED TO PROVE THE SUPERIORITY OF MALE GODS. RAPED. Like and subscribe.
Yes, especially for bad writers. It's not necessarily boobs all the time. I have noticed that a lot of writers introduce females by feet. The barefoot female entering the room is pretty common. Take Lem for instance: there is barely any female mentioning in Solaris that does not involve feet
>The barefoot female entering the room is pretty common
I feel called out. It's a nice trope, nothing connected with foot fetish. That's just a way to show a part of the body rather than the entire female character, which is a common literary and movie device. Barefoot women are nice but boots are okay too. And the alternatives are presenting them from the back or hands, both are boring.
One of the first things my female character does in the book I'm writing is break a toilet after a rock she was throwing up in the air and catching while peeing fell into it.
Can gay males write women better?
They know what it means to be fickle and ridiculous, so probably.
men suck at writing women and women suck at writing men.