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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HAHAHAHA

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Teenage Engineering

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Their designs are actually really nice. Trouble is it's almost always toys for hipster wannabes with more money than sense or talent.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope this doesn't kill Teenage Engineering.

      Its overpriced shit, but it looks nice and is of decent quality.

      I hope it does. It's such a stupid fricking product that it NEEDS to get shunted into oblivion as a reminder to morons to never make such a fricking moronic product again. It's literally an app that connects to their servers and that's it. No AI processing is done on the device. Nothing. At least Humane tried to do *some* processing on the device but this shit is just pure fricking scam. That company needs to get nuked.

      >hunk of cheap plastic
      >nice and decent quality

      Their designs are actually really nice. Trouble is it's almost always toys for hipster wannabes with more money than sense or talent.

      Teenage Engineering had nothing to do with this product other than their designers contracted to do the physical product design and some UI work. In no ways does the failure of this product impact the bottom line of TE, unless there is some liars (you) on the internet who think that they were the mastermind behind this hunk of junk.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    thats what I call EA engineering

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      HAHAHAHA

      https://i.imgur.com/YTN5fvW.jpeg

      IT DOES NOTHING HAHAHAHA

      this was built with zoomers in mind, and even those dumbshits didn't want it. How bad can it be?

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Kills your multi-million dollar startup

    Nothing personel, kid

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Has anyone hyped up the retail product?
      I feel like everyone has been shitting on it.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >the final boss in tech is a black man

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        But enough about mental outlaw

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even in the tech industry, blacks account for the majority of murders.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He dindu nuffin. Only people that bought NFTs thought this shit won't be a scam.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >zoomers in charge of design and engineering
    I frick with that! Shit's bussin! No cap, fr fr.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spontaneously begins to floss

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spontaneously begins to floss

      deadass, on god

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spontaneously begins to floss

      >prepandemic haircut
      >stuff nobody says anymore
      >fortnite reference (fortnite is dead)
      boomer "humour" is beyond embarrassing

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous
  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    well, if you jailbreak it, although even then it's still not the best experience.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I thought that he was angrily shaking it after the connection was lost, but it's actually how you control the thing, kek.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >minecraft
      how can you even play on this piece of shit

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >gay flag seconds within opening discord

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've just looked at their website and saw many buzzwords and didn't understand any of it

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    can someone just tell me what this moron shit is?

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      basically
      >BRO WHAT IF WE MADE THE IPHONE OF AI BLOCKCHAINS

      its a stupid $200 not-android phone running a proprietary app
      that sends voice recordings to an AI that converts it to text
      to do a glorified google search and then read out the answer for you

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so it's an AI powered listening device where they sell every conversation you have to the highest bidder, but they forgot to add the gimmick to makes morons think "hey this adds just enough convenience to my life that it's worth sacrificing my piracy for"

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        but ChatGPT already has this feature why do they need a dedicated device for it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Nobody knows

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Every unheard-of-out-of-the-blue startups making AI devices = grifters and scammers.
    The Humane Ai (even the reason why they intentionally calls it Ai with a lower case i is proof of grifting and scamming to me) pin, that circular beer pong AI device and now this rabbit device are meant only to scrape off the foam from the top.
    I wouldn’t personally buy any AI device unless its from an already established company such as Apple, Google, OpenAI, etc.

    The weird thing to me is this is a device designed (physical appearance) by Teenage-Engineering. Because they have a nice footing in electronic music making devices like the Op-1 which if they’d focused putting AI into it, would launch them ahead of their rivals such as Native Instruments or even Image-Line.

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope this doesn't kill Teenage Engineering.

    Its overpriced shit, but it looks nice and is of decent quality.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I hope it does. It's such a stupid fricking product that it NEEDS to get shunted into oblivion as a reminder to morons to never make such a fricking moronic product again. It's literally an app that connects to their servers and that's it. No AI processing is done on the device. Nothing. At least Humane tried to do *some* processing on the device but this shit is just pure fricking scam. That company needs to get nuked.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >hunk of cheap plastic
      >nice and decent quality

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There is no point in a device like this, it's just a worse phone. Maybe if they could make some dedicated AI chip that could run a ~7b model locally with good battery life, that would be cool and useful outdoors.

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >start out in crypto
    >doesn't get rich
    >NFTs and metaverse takes off
    >jump on the bandwagon
    >doesn't take off
    >abandon everything and tell its userbase to deal with it
    >jump on AI bandwagon
    >ad infinitum

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      is this your shitter account sister? i'm so proud of you!!!

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    If it was just an app, nobody would give a shit and everyone would scoff at any pricing or subscription fees. With a device, it gets attention. People like shit (try an deny that while looking at all those waifu dolls around your computer.) A device you hold in your hand is much more special than tapping on an icon.
    And they're poised for a nice payout when one of the big companies buys them to turn into an app.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >everyone would scoff at any pricing or subscription fees
      >what is chatgpt, copilot, claude, devin... All very popular subscription services that do exactly what this does.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It is a perplexity device so it's good

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    LITERALLY JUST AN APP!

    https://www.youtube.com/shorts/yyX2qHsw9A8

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Why are people surprised? There was 0 chance that his wasn't just android running their large action model thing.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Why are people surprised?
        Because they said that it wasn't.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        People are moronic.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          People who are young enough to not have a fully developed brain or real world experience but are old enough to have a job are possibly the most lucrative market on the planet.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          ?feature=shared

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >ramal
      good morning sir

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    It's the dotcom bubble all over again. People are making "AI" product startups and hoping some dumbfrick investor throws them $10million.

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >openAI has service outage
    >r1 suddenly stops working

    I genuinely wonder how many startups would go under if OpenAI removed their API.

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