It probably sounds strange now but in the '70s no-one really cared how big their dick was. When I was a teenager I had every conceivable hang-up about my body except that. I don't know who started it; queers probably. Although you find it in a lot of American cop shows but there's no mention of it in Sartre. Whatever, in the showers at the gym I realized I had a really small dick. I measured it when I got home—it was five inches, maybe five and a half or six if you measured right to the base. I'd found something new to worry about, something I couldn't do anything about; it was a basic and permanent handicap. It was around then that I started hating blacks.
There weren't many of them in the school—most of them went to the technical high school, Lycée Pierre-de-Coubertin, where the eminent Defrance did his philosophical striptease and propounded his pro-youth ass-kissing. I only had one in my class, a big, stocky guy who called himself Ben. He always wore a baseball cap and Nikes; I was convinced he had a huge dick. All the girls threw themselves at this big baboon and here I was trying to teach them about Mallarmé—what the frick was the point? This is the way Western civilization would end, I thought bitterly, people worshiping in front of big dicks, like hamadryas baboons.
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Your dick is average sized, even for African Americans. You don't want some monster dick anyway bro. Yes there's size queens out there but most b***hes don't want something like a 40 oz tallboy in their c**ts. That's absolutely a homosexual thing.
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OP is just baiting
6 is starting to get above average in size
>a really small dick
>maybe five and a half or six
Bros.........
Unironically the israelites did this. More and more people have been watching porn since the 70s, modern porn became all about muh dick. Black people made it their personality and we all know how black people have influenced whites today. Now you have young healthy white men suicidal over their dicks not being big enough to satisfy women.
For those wndering this is an excerpt of Atomised, by Michel 'my wife is asian' Houellebecq.
Very interesting reflection nonetheless
Hi Quentin
I'm not Q, I'm just a fan
Miss the videos, bros...
I don’t.
Why everything has to be so vulgar an obscene? Don't you get tired of this? Don't women get tired of this? Why do women make it so it is always like this? Why is too much to ask a woman about keeping her veganal fluids to herself? Why do i have to partake in this infectious war on honor and dignity?
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Because we are living in the era of Nietzsche's last man. Humans no longer try to strive for something greater. It's all about the now and how i feel good now, anything above that is too bothersome. Just live for sex, sex, sex, never care about anything more. Nihilism.
>“We have discovered happiness,”—say the last men, and blink thereby.
i hate french writers so fricking much bros
why? because they tell it like it is?
So do I, anon.
it's funny watching big dick energy reassert itself after peak oil EROI has passed and cephalics (pencilnecks teaching mallarme to pretty women that'd never sleep with them) stop being cool. the sexual tension differential in every public or private space now is desert-like. You're either burning or freezing.
Just lie, bros lmao most wymin can't tell sizes
It's not the fake dicksize, it's the OSRS black party hat.
I'm trying to understand this post. U mean peak oil literally? What is going on.
Yes when growth stops growing, there is only mundus phallus. The regime of the microphallics is over. All hail the phallus-head. All hail the big goomba fricking this world. its only when we have air conditioning that we're getting sweaty around Black folk again, or around that dude you're sure your gf wants to bang but you both dance around the issue like wild injuns. I'm just saying when beta men don't civilization build, they become debased, but civilization building is also debased, because we're ontological (not merely ontic) dicklets and that's all she wrote
Why would we be getting sweaty with air conditioning? You mean without? Also what the frick are you talking about bruv
He might have been joking that the Black folk would steal your AC.
He's a dumb yuropoor that doesn't realize that here in America we don't die off during heatwaves since we have acces to cheap air conditioning.
>in America we don't die off during heatwaves
That's not entirely true. It's nowhere near as exaggerated as half of Paris collapsing in 90F weather but it does happen.
>pencilnecks teaching mallarme to pretty women
people do this? is mallarme of all writers really in a popularity surge?
Eh, the book is set in 1990s France. He's taught in lycée (middle school).
Well, if you'll loan me some room for evopsych, we are the primate with the most-pronounced phallus size to body ratio, also the least hirsute. Its not the height of incel philosophy to think it was selected for. We love our symbols and its one hell of a fertility symbol even if it indicates no fertility advantage directly.
What a woman may desire in her vagoo and desire in her mind may not necessarily be the same thing.
Queers usually have large peckers too.
how do you know? are you a queerfricker?
No, its well documented
So the long wiener obsession is a queer phenomenon.
>Queers have bigger dicks checkmate straights
>Fails to realise that for every gay with a big dick, there’s a straight ancestor who had it, and they’ll be the last to have it
You’re not good at this biology thing m8
>thinks anon was treating it like a competition
You think like a queer.
One of the few non-problems in my life is that I have a really thick 8" wiener. All women I've been with couldn't help but comment that it's a really beautiful wiener. On the other hand I've grown to hate women as much as I hate gays, so I'm afraid I've condemned it to an early retirement.
I have to ask, do women say it makes them feel better or do you think its all placebo?
I think I'm bad at sex but the dick did most of the heavy lifting.
placebo?
No, the dick is real
>who called himself Ben.
Ben wasn't his real name? Who picks Ben as a pseudonym?