It's 1 am in the morning, just you, the toilet, and everlasting silence. Your toes are curled, your back is arched. As you look up at the ceiling with tears in your eyes asking God why, you realize your life could potentially be on the line.
Any tips?
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You may want to eat more fiber and or consider a laxative.
I have horrific bathroom problems because of physical issues I have. Yesterday, I was hunched over in pain my anus hurt so much.
What affliction do you have?
I have no thyroid at all. It was removed and I use pills as supplements. My behavior fluctuates rapidly and it hurts when I use the bathroom. Hemorrhoids are common among hypos.
I am sorry to hear this, I do not have any further options to offer you, but I hope your situation gets better anon, I believe you have the tenacity to tame the turd for what it is worth. I am somewhat surprised there is not already some sort of medication available for this.
>the tenacity to tame the turd
anon putting the "literature" back in IQfy one post at a time
bile salts its these pills that you take
I'm writing this on the toilet. Thank you but I need more short term solutions
Would an enema be short term enough?
bring your knees up to your chest and rock back and forth.
dont push too hard, just sit there for as long as you need until it slides out.
godspeed anon. wishing you luck.
if you don't make it, we will remember you as a hero.
Focus on relaxing each body part at a time until it feels fully relaxed, start with the feet, move up and verbalize it, tell yourself to relax the ankles, then the thighs etc. Don't move on until you feel the body part relax or at least change. When you reach your head you should be fully hypnotized. Calmly command yourself to shit like a chicken.
whoa
>Any tips?
Beg daddy for his cum.
it's going to be gross, but needs must. use your fingers
I've been in a similar situation. Didn't shit for 2+ weeks, finally got the urge before classes started, and ended up spending the whole day on the toilet trying to get it out naturally so I didn't have to go to the hospital or whatever, lol. I was an opiate addict though. That sucks to hear, sorry about your situation.
Did you try the carrot salad?
Here I sit
broken hearted
Came to shit
and only farted
Good luck anon. I’m backed up too. Gonna grab a laxative in the morning and poo my soul out. What kind of toilet issues plague you? Curious about that part, didn’t know it was related to a missing thyroid.
have you guys tried going on a mile run and sprinting as hard as you can the last quarter mile
No but I know what you mean, good exercise can help a blockage
>Your toes are curled, your back is arched.
You cumming on the shitter little bro?
>It's 1 am in the morning
>It's one o'clock in the morning in the morning
These are the small errors that mount up into a lifetime of failure. Start by addressing this.