It's that time of year again. Who gets it this year?

It's that time of year again. Who gets it this year?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tyrone Blackman

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peterlope Transpersonof Color

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    time is nigh.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    still can't believe they gave one to Bob Marley

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      It's was Peter Tosh's year!

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is it with Bobs?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kek I was about to write how angry Bob Dylan winning it made me until I reread your post

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous
      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Neutral Pine in Livalanc
        Funny. But AI still needs to die.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    a israelite will win it

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Kurdiska räven

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    TrueLit wants Rushdie and some random African c**ts to win it

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Rushdie would cause the Muzzies to seethe. Sweden wouldn't dare to that

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The prize has been completely discredited. I don't even remember who won last year. It's irrelevant.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Remember when Obama won it lmao. Been discredited for much longer than you realize.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >cracks monster
        Now Henry Kissinger, now he were a *proper* discreditor of the Nobel prize

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Hey now, peace through superior firepower works.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        obamer won the nobel prize in literature?
        the peace price is a separate thing given out by norwegians. the category wasn't even included in alfred nobels will

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          it wasn’t?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            sorry, had it mixed up with the economics one. still, it is given out by norwegians.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            us norwegians have never won a war, we’re very good at peace 🙂

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Wasn’t Quisling Norwegian? Really fiddles my diddle

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            every nation has its rightoid traitors

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Although recent winners have been all over the place it's still a generally safe rule to bet against any style that's not defined by its austerity. (I like Handke but he's a good example of it)Your Pynchon's and whatnot have no chance. And neither do more likely candidates like Edna O'Brien.

    It has been a while since they honored the philosopher, so to take a stab in the dark I think Nussbaum someone like her has a chance. She has both the institutional cache, and specializes in various sacred cow topics like animal rights and global warming.

    It will also make morons here seethe and so would be absolutely worth it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This or Lydia Davis.

      But its 90% gonna be some chinky guy I never heard of

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        You've now heard of Can Xue

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Can Xue
          she's kino thoughbeit

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            For morons who have read fewer than 10 books in their life

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            be nice

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            So what you're saying is she's the IQfy frontrunner

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >some chinky guy I never heard of

        I would put my money on Yan Lianke. He's already won the Kafka and the Nobel is next.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Peter Singer? He has been a leading voice in libtardation.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Peter Singer

        Nussbaum is very much seen as the intellectual choice, rather then Singer who is dismissed as a popularizer . She is someone who is both capable and willing to think through the philosophical underpinnings of animal rights.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Posthumous McCarthy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      if you're dead you can't get it. look it up

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Who are we betting on?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Either Jamaica or Niggugy

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I wouldn’t mind Anne Carson winning. Lol at Pynchon and Murakami

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      morons really think Murnane even has a shot kek even more delusional is Adonis. If they were going to nominate a middle eastern poet, it was going to be Mahmoud Dwarish but he died in 2008 and he fits their socio-ideological categories perfectly: Palestinian, critical of Israel but believed in the peace-process, willing to examine the psychology of the “colonizer” etc., The middle east nominee has sailed and we will only get East Asian “people” and Africans for the “minorities”

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Where is the gypsy rat? Chris via butthole didn't shill him enough it seems.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Can Xue tell me who these people are please?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Does Zurita really have a chance?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Can Xue, Murnane
      for what?
      >Murakami
      he's as mid as it gets
      >Pynchon
      no writer of the meme trilogy has or will ever be considered a contender
      >Adunis
      get real
      >Anne Carson
      sounds like the logical conclusion to Gluck and Erneaux
      >Ngugiwa Thiongo
      relevant when? Abduly'allhaveta Googlemuhname already won in his category.
      >Pierre Michon, Ulitskaya, Aira, Zurita, Kincaid
      literal whos
      >Cartarescu
      maybe he deserves it, maybe not. nobody outside Hungary can tell.
      >Houellebecq
      he'll never get it. he never wanted it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who are we betting on?

        As much as I would love for Pynchon to get it he's too white and boomer for current audiences if it does go to an American again probably a female or POC it'll be someone from Britain or Europe this time I think maybe someone like Zadie Smith

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Colm Tóibín. You'll heard it here first.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Irish
        >gay
        >austere
        He won't, but a good shout, and not undeserving

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Austere is about right, I find his prose completely empty.
          A shame too as I like both Henry James and Thomas Mann, this guy should be right up my alley, but while lacking some of the cringe of a lot of modern MFA writers he does have a remarkably similar style.

          As far as the Nobel goes that could only be a benefit.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Emmanuel Carrère

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Houllebecq for the lulz and endless seethe

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It's either gonna be Mwalali Gwandingo, Berdeshwan Baralinbalim or Nancy Alberstein.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    All I know is that whoever wins a bunch of clueless morons who know nothing about contemporary literature will go “who?!?”

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's jon fosse

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Horace?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      feeling pretty smug right now

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        As you should, what's your favorite work of his? for me it's Trilogien, very rarely does a book make me cry but this one did the trick. What a sublime experience.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          i haven't done trilogy yet, for me it's septology although the melancholies hold a special place in my heart too

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I just read an essay by knausgaard from 2019 pushing for fosse to win nobel. From essay:
            "Few modern writers could be as far removed from Jon Fosse and the place in which he stands than Michel Houellebecq. Houellebecq’s novels are idea-based, provocative, engaged with the contemporary, disillusioned, smart, misanthropic, and seem somehow to present a face towards the reader. Fosse’s writing contains scarcely an idea, and not a scrap of provocation, the contemporary is toned down or else avoided completely, and although his work often approaches death and explores a kind of existential ground zero, it is never disillusioned and certainly not misanthropic, but full of hope."
            Do you agree anon? I've never heard of fosse but like knausgaard quite a bit. Do you think i would like fosse? What other authors do you like?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you like Knausgård you'll like Fosse, although they're quite different. Fosse was actually Knausgårds teacher at the writer's academy, and as such is an important character in My Struggle ...5, iirc.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like the scene where Knausgaard calls him a c**t over and over again after Fosse said his writing was bad

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            they are very different, and i would guess fosse is a lot more difficult to translate, but give him a try. start with trilogy.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I like the scene where Knausgaard calls him a c**t over and over again after Fosse said his writing was bad

            Fosse was asked to name another author deserving of the prize when interviewed today.

            He mentioned Krasznahorkai and Dag Solstad
            Think Knausgaard might off himself now

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            tbh I don't think Knausgaard is delusional enough to think he deserves the Nobel. He's not innovating or blowing people's minds with the content of his writing. The only impressive thing is how he manages to stay so consistent (in a good way) while churning out thousands of pages over the years.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            [...]
            Fosse was asked to name another author deserving of the prize when interviewed today.

            He mentioned Krasznahorkai and Dag Solstad
            Think Knausgaard might off himself now

            >Knausgaard writes a follow up to My Struggle
            >It's nothing but 400 pages of him calling Fosse a c**t after finding out he won the nobel prize

            He must be seething beyond belief

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Can you link the interview pls?

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Houellebecq, if not only for the absolute seethe it would produce.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    my homie jon fosse

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    My guess is an Asian, so Lianke, Can Xue, Ogawa, or Yu Hua. If Oceania, then Murnane or Alexis Wright. If northern Europe, then Fosse. If Western European, no idea. Nadas, if Eastern Europe.

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The fix is in. Rushdie will be the newest laureate.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      is rushdie actually worth reading, or is he just popular because he made muslims sperg out?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >because he made muslims sperg out?

        Yes. He's not a very good writer but for some people that kind of florid style is right up their alley.

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Emily Wilson - The Iliad
    They'll find a way to make it win.

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It lost all meaning when they gave it to this untalented prostitute
    >t. Polish

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      is she not heckin based and redpilled enough for you?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She must have written a memoir about killing her hair stylist, because that haircut is atrocious.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Atwood. It will make press.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    me

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just hope it’s someone who will make IQfy lose their shit. Like a rapper or someone. But there would be too many troll threads on second thought..

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Not a white male.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      white genocide isn’t real, but it should be

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Give him the Nobel already!

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Brandon Sanderson 🙂

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I want King to win so I can laugh at all the seething comments

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Have it on good word it will be Hirohiko Araki

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    yung leans dad is one of the guys who decides btw. look it up

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm assuming that this young lean is some kind of Black person?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's a kind of wigger

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    It'll one hundred percent be a safe female person of colour choice like Zadie Smith or the trans author who wrote Discomfort of the Evening

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    is there a list anywhere of what odds previous winners have had?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      you can create one.

      >archive posts/blogs from the day before nobelprize 2022,2021,2020
      >check odds
      >compile list

      >CAPTCHA: DFWXD

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Jefferson Mandingo

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    So, it's announced in half an hour. Any final bids?

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Krasznahorkai gang, get in here

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Fosseboys we did it! Anglos will never understand

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  36. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I’m ordering Trilogy, brahs

  37. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    *yawn*

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