Rules
>post one line in each post
>first line posted is chosen if it follows the below rules
>Every line has to be in Iamic Pentameter
>Rhyme structure is AABB (every set of 2 lines have to rhyme)
>a line cannot end with a syllable that is impossible to rhyme
>try to follow the story somewhat
For pseuds:
https://versepad.com/write
I'll start
>The board with pseuds abounding, of that place
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>we aren’t pseuds, normalgays are a disgrace
"normalgays" is a Cretic and brakes the meter
And pseuds isn’t a word
Neither is normalgays
Yes neither are recognized as iambic pentameter in your link
that's just a supplement, you have to do some work with fitting the maymay words into the meter, usually by checking the source word (the first syllable of "pseudo" is stressed, so "pseud" is stressed as a whole, "normal" is a trochee while so the first 2 syllables of "normalgay" are too)
>screamed the pledditor; huffing farts
And amidst all of the, OP is a gay
which are the valid verses until the moment?
none, so you can get the second one
Only OP's and there won't be any more either. He should have gone with a limerick or something actually achievable, but he had to be a huge homosexual.
>The board with pseuds abounding, of that place
>sing Mousai, the best of the race
>The board with pseuds abounding, of that place
>OP was up shitposting; King of Gays
>Yet one brave redditor alone arrived
>To cow him into silence; so he strived
>Tearful seething from OP and sissies;
>this pseud can't even into Ulysses
>And has he even read the book of jest?
>With posts like these thought they it laid to rest
*they thought it laid to rest
There was a young sailor from Brighton,
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one."
She replied, "Bless my soul,
You're in the wrong hole;
There's plenty of room in the right one."
There once was a poster from IQfy,
whose prose was the purest of shit,
he huffed his own farts,
as he mangled the arts,
"pseuds don't get my postmodern wit."
On the Breast of a woman named Gale
was tattooed the price of her tail
and on her behind
for the sake of the blind
was the same information in braille.