ITT: authors that browse?

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  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That might be obvious to you but I honestly don't read much of anything written by women, it's not a sexist thing, I've read Bronte sisters and Bell jar, and that sex identity book, I just don't give a shit about 99% of what women have to say about... anything. Oh yeah, who is that?

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She has sex-crazed eyes. I bet she turns into a massive prostitute in bed.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sex-crazed eyes
      You mean Irish eyes? Yeah, never met a girl born of an Irish descendent father who wasn't a fricking bawd.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, they're shitty eyes

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        She has seen some shit. Threesomes, orgies, exotic sex. I just know it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >sex-crazed eyes
      You mean Irish eyes? Yeah, never met a girl born of an Irish descendent father who wasn't a fricking bawd.

      She has seen some shit. Threesomes, orgies, exotic sex. I just know it.

      Lady, stop bumping your own thread. Jesus.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      She will eat your poop from your butthole.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        what? we're not talking about rand

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pynchon

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why do people think we all know the faces of every mediocre writer that ever existed?

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I think Vonnegut posted here a bit during the Romney-Obama election

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, he would have been ancient. No one that age would have been using IQfy at the time; it was still a relatively niche site for basement dwellers and weebs.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nah, he would have been ancient. No one that age would have been using IQfy at the time; it was still a relatively niche site for basement dwellers and weebs.

      He was a Luddite and actively hated computers so much he brought up how moronic his son in law was at public events because he "used a computer instead of thinking for himself"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      He died in 2007.

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    F Gardner

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      You're supposed to put that in the name field, F.

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Lewis Woolston lurks and often shitposts here.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      OP asked for authors, not some obese bogan who shills his poorly wrought "bush tales" that only a small press would bother printing 100 copies of

  8. 8 months ago
    Jon Kolner

    Gregory Sadler and Nick Land (if they count) are the only ones I know of who mentioned coming here by name/ reference memes from here.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Nick Land's talked about this place? Bleak

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous
        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Angela Nagle.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I doubt Nagle visits IQfy. She was a junior feminist scholar looking for her lucky break when gamergate happened and she decided to write about it to make her career. She spent years lurking on /b/ as a result. I don't think she actually likes this places. It's just a career move.

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She is so ugly. Damn!

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why would a marxist feminist (non-troony) woman post here?

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I feel like this site embodies almost everything she hates, I'm not sure why she'd bother coming here. This board in particular is one step removed from those Marcus Aurelius Instagram accounts

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To finger herself to the male vitriol spouted.

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    pale girls with freckles are my absolute weakness

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Are svelte nut brown girls with flawless skin, long dark hair, and pretty feet your 'absolute weakness' too?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I prefer shorter dark hair, not really into feet though

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    She smells nice, doesnt wear cheap chemical perfume like most. Walked by her before. Real natural essence.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      how do you even smell the natural musk of someone by just walking by? unless they smell incredibly bad, you won't even smell anything from that distance.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Usually my sense is sharp. It wasnt just bodily musk there was other notes, i forget the smell but it was soft and pleasant, maybe just pheromones.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I caught Dean Young shilling his work here in 2013-14. I called him out and he tried to pretend he was a graduate student who had Dean Young as an advisor. I was in that same graduate program and no student could have Young as an advisor. He was a curmudgeon who thought he was better than the entire program. Probably still lurked here until his death, since you can never escape this place once you start browsing

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I know I can’t prove it but I’m pretty sure that Bret Easton Ellis posts on /b/

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What makes you think that?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Somebody keeps posting gore threads and troony porn
        Who else would do something like that?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Who else would do something like that?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >It's real

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      on one hand, lmao
      on the other, it's more likely a case of the "normies adopting the hip vernacular" eternal language evolution cycle

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I've heard rumors Sadie Plant visited this site in it's golden years 2006-2008.

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    This board already forgot brother number one, Tao Lin

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Get out of here, Tao.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Empathchan is an author ofc, she browses here
    https://discord.gg/4Pt34nE7

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't like the synopsis of Normal People? What should I read of hers then?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      All her books are the same

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