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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    tfw no gf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every incel manifesto.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Notes from the underground

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    sneed

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Could be any book written by Ayn Rand.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Catcher in the Rye, obviously

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        It's not rape since she welcomed it

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a new amusement park fails before it even opens.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Don Quixote

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        nope

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Jurassic Park
      or even
      Civilwarland in Bad Decline

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Jurassic Park
        bingo!

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    walk to scary place

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      something by hp lofecraft

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nope, think a childrens book that adults love

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Bible

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Kek no that’s a adults book for morons

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The real villain was ontotheology all along

      Nope, think a childrens book that adults love

      The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings are both children’s books loved by adults about walks to a scary place

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Wife gets bored and goes insane

        Any gnostic text

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymouṡ

          >Wife gets bored and goes insane
          Madame Bovary

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          crying of lot 49

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          The Yellow Wallpaper

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Correct I was thinking lotr

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I guess everyone was everyone else! again! metaphysics amiright?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the vedas?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Large marine animal in ocean

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Some excerpt of Chesterton’s diary where he goes swimming

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Moby Dick

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a /misc/ack falls in love with a israelite

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      biography of lovecraft?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Portnoy’s Complaint

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Never mind, got that backwards

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Here’s a bunch
    >I must bury my brother
    >a lesbian’s mom prepares for a party
    >news reels and camera eyes
    >committing fraud against the Russian government
    >a toddler who fricks
    >I have spent my whole life doing nothing but waiting for the war
    >a momma’s boy with a coal mining father
    >gotta bury mom
    >a romantic agricultural fair
    >drunk in Mexico
    >kidnapper
    >a pedo slips away because he is translating Goethe
    >a logger’s strike
    >his penis is a carrot and he wants a poke

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Tartar Steppe and Under the Volcano, no clue on the others

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymouṡ

      >a toddler who fricks
      The Tin Drum

      >a momma’s boy with a coal mining father
      Sons And Lovers

      >gotta bury mom
      As I Lay Dying

      >drunk in Mexico
      Under The Volcano

      >a logger’s strike
      Sometimes A Great Notion

      >his penis is a carrot and he wants a poke
      Lonesome Dove

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Correct on all

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >committing fraud against Russian government
      Dead souls

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yes

        Tartar Steppe and Under the Volcano, no clue on the others

        Yes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      USA trilogy for newsreels and camera eyes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Death in Venice on the Pedo one?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Metalica's One

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      johnny got his gun, easy

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    confederacy of dunces

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The main character is a castle

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymouṡ

      >The main character is a castle
      Could be Titus Groan
      Could also be The Castle (Kafka)

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    swarthy man literally too angry to stay poor

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    A Confederacy of Dunces

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "And then I stabbed my eyes out."

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymouṡ

      >"And then I stabbed my eyes out."
      Oedipus Rex

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Bingo, dingo!

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But did he actually kill them???

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Yes, he was just mistaken of who he killed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Elaborate

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          American psycho

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah obviously. But what do you mean, who did he actually kill

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Given how a running theme of Batemen mistaking people for each other and how from chapter to chapter who he is meeting with changes it's highly likely he killed someone else and just is mistaken of who he killed. Thinking about it now the person who saw Paul could of been mistaken.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Taking away the autistic manchild's toys will get us all killed

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He did kill people.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Europe needs to unite and invade russia also the holocaust is not real

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Mein kampf

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    All of my family has died being murdered by foreign invaders and now I am totally alone in a fortress where I used to be king becoming blind while all people scorn me.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymouṡ

    Half-a-dozen from a recent quiz.

    1)
    Is this an artistic success,
    Or just a grandiloquent mess?
    It wows us and woos us
    With words which amuse us,
    All sandwiched by stately and yes.

    2)
    A teacher's emotional strife
    Is mute but intense when his wife
    (Who should visit a shrink)
    Drives his daughter to drink
    And he loses the love of his life.

    3)
    This novel's a cute miscellania
    Of incidents zany then zanier,
    When two boozy friends
    Try to iron out the bends
    In the border of south Pennsylvania.

    4)
    A chap enigmatic and dapper
    Yearns hopelessly after a flapper:
    His eagerness hurts
    When he woos her with shirts
    While the reader wants only to slap her.

    5)
    Some readers (whose hearts must be stony)
    Call this 'over-rated baloney':
    They think someone sucks
    If he cares about ducks
    And believes other people are phoney.

    6)
    This novel has humour and woe,
    A hero who's taking life slow,
    Itinerants, felons,
    A lover of melons,
    And hundreds of words you don't know.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      3.M&D
      5.CitR
      6.Sutree

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And 1 is Ulysses

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >2
      Stoner?
      >4
      Gatsby
      >5
      The Sopranos

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymouṡ

        2 — yeah
        4 — yeah

        5 — what? lol

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      1 is Ulysses

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IS THAT A FISH?
    AHHHHHH SAVE ME Black personMAN!

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      moby dick

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That guy is big and strong, but I’m stronger, also graceful, excuse me while I frick this sexy queen/priestess/thief

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      anything by H. Rider Haggard

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        No, never read his stuff, any good?

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "AMERICANS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this jungle before. There could be AMERICANS anywhere." The humid wind felt sticky against his bare chest. "I HATE AMERICANS" he thought. The Japanese National Anthem reverberated his entire skull, making it pulsate even as the parasite infested stream water circulated through his powerful wiry limbs and intensified his (merited) hatred for AMERICANS on strategically advantageous Filipino islands. "With a plane, you can crash into anything you want" he said to himself, out loud.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that one book by mishima

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Dumb prostitute gets everything she deserves

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Diary of Anne Frank

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ser wore a tunic quartered in…

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    guy loses the ability to notice things that used to define him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Flowers for Algernon

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm angry, hot, racist, and I don't care.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymouṡ

      The Stranger

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Guy with a Jesus complex is mistaken for a moron

    A kid tries to take over a planet just to get high on a drug

    An illiterate kid meets the devil but disappoints him

    A cuck and a pseud become friends

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymouṡ

      >Guy with a Jesus complex is mistaken for a moron
      The Idiot

      >A kid tries to take over a planet just to get high on a drug
      Dune

      >An illiterate kid meets the devil but disappoints him
      Blood Meridian (he's not the devil)

      >A cuck and a pseud become friends
      Loads of things this could be. e.g. Ulysses

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Correct on them all
        >(he's not the devil)
        It's a possible interpretation. I think the gnostic interpretation is a reach, and him being simply an evil human is boring. Would like your take on the judge then

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >quick lets all have teenage sex otherwise the ~monster is gonna get us

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IT

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    IQfy loves this stupid book for some stupid reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lotr

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The soda stand is a paper slip, am I a lunatic?

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I hate jazz.

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    POOR TERESA KEEPS FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Smoke some hash, listen to some jazz, frick some moderately whorish actress
    YOLO

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The computer fights back and wins.

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    L'Etranger

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >I would be so much more important if I just owned more corpses

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