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tfw no gf
Every incel manifesto.
Notes from the underground
sneed
Could be any book written by Ayn Rand.
Catcher in the Rye, obviously
Isn't that the book where the main character raped his sister.
It's not rape since she welcomed it
a new amusement park fails before it even opens.
Don Quixote
nope
Jurassic Park
or even
Civilwarland in Bad Decline
>Jurassic Park
bingo!
walk to scary place
something by hp lofecraft
Nope, think a childrens book that adults love
The Bible
Kek no that’s a adults book for morons
The real villain was ontotheology all along
The Hobbit and The Lord of the Rings are both children’s books loved by adults about walks to a scary place
Wife gets bored and goes insane
Any gnostic text
>Wife gets bored and goes insane
Madame Bovary
crying of lot 49
The Yellow Wallpaper
Correct I was thinking lotr
I guess everyone was everyone else! again! metaphysics amiright?
the vedas?
Large marine animal in ocean
Some excerpt of Chesterton’s diary where he goes swimming
Moby Dick
a /misc/ack falls in love with a israelite
biography of lovecraft?
Portnoy’s Complaint
Never mind, got that backwards
Here’s a bunch
>I must bury my brother
>a lesbian’s mom prepares for a party
>news reels and camera eyes
>committing fraud against the Russian government
>a toddler who fricks
>I have spent my whole life doing nothing but waiting for the war
>a momma’s boy with a coal mining father
>gotta bury mom
>a romantic agricultural fair
>drunk in Mexico
>kidnapper
>a pedo slips away because he is translating Goethe
>a logger’s strike
>his penis is a carrot and he wants a poke
Tartar Steppe and Under the Volcano, no clue on the others
>a toddler who fricks
The Tin Drum
>a momma’s boy with a coal mining father
Sons And Lovers
>gotta bury mom
As I Lay Dying
>drunk in Mexico
Under The Volcano
>a logger’s strike
Sometimes A Great Notion
>his penis is a carrot and he wants a poke
Lonesome Dove
Correct on all
>committing fraud against Russian government
Dead souls
Yes
Yes
USA trilogy for newsreels and camera eyes
Death in Venice on the Pedo one?
Metalica's One
johnny got his gun, easy
confederacy of dunces
The main character is a castle
>The main character is a castle
Could be Titus Groan
Could also be The Castle (Kafka)
swarthy man literally too angry to stay poor
A Confederacy of Dunces
"And then I stabbed my eyes out."
>"And then I stabbed my eyes out."
Oedipus Rex
Bingo, dingo!
But did he actually kill them???
Yes, he was just mistaken of who he killed.
Elaborate
American psycho
Yeah obviously. But what do you mean, who did he actually kill
Given how a running theme of Batemen mistaking people for each other and how from chapter to chapter who he is meeting with changes it's highly likely he killed someone else and just is mistaken of who he killed. Thinking about it now the person who saw Paul could of been mistaken.
>Taking away the autistic manchild's toys will get us all killed
He did kill people.
Europe needs to unite and invade russia also the holocaust is not real
Mein kampf
All of my family has died being murdered by foreign invaders and now I am totally alone in a fortress where I used to be king becoming blind while all people scorn me.
Half-a-dozen from a recent quiz.
1)
Is this an artistic success,
Or just a grandiloquent mess?
It wows us and woos us
With words which amuse us,
All sandwiched by stately and yes.
2)
A teacher's emotional strife
Is mute but intense when his wife
(Who should visit a shrink)
Drives his daughter to drink
And he loses the love of his life.
3)
This novel's a cute miscellania
Of incidents zany then zanier,
When two boozy friends
Try to iron out the bends
In the border of south Pennsylvania.
4)
A chap enigmatic and dapper
Yearns hopelessly after a flapper:
His eagerness hurts
When he woos her with shirts
While the reader wants only to slap her.
5)
Some readers (whose hearts must be stony)
Call this 'over-rated baloney':
They think someone sucks
If he cares about ducks
And believes other people are phoney.
6)
This novel has humour and woe,
A hero who's taking life slow,
Itinerants, felons,
A lover of melons,
And hundreds of words you don't know.
3.M&D
5.CitR
6.Sutree
And 1 is Ulysses
>2
Stoner?
>4
Gatsby
>5
The Sopranos
2 — yeah
4 — yeah
5 — what? lol
1 is Ulysses
IS THAT A FISH?
AHHHHHH SAVE ME Black personMAN!
moby dick
That guy is big and strong, but I’m stronger, also graceful, excuse me while I frick this sexy queen/priestess/thief
anything by H. Rider Haggard
No, never read his stuff, any good?
"AMERICANS could be here" he thought, "I've never been in this jungle before. There could be AMERICANS anywhere." The humid wind felt sticky against his bare chest. "I HATE AMERICANS" he thought. The Japanese National Anthem reverberated his entire skull, making it pulsate even as the parasite infested stream water circulated through his powerful wiry limbs and intensified his (merited) hatred for AMERICANS on strategically advantageous Filipino islands. "With a plane, you can crash into anything you want" he said to himself, out loud.
that one book by mishima
Dumb prostitute gets everything she deserves
Diary of Anne Frank
Ser wore a tunic quartered in…
guy loses the ability to notice things that used to define him
Flowers for Algernon
I'm angry, hot, racist, and I don't care.
The Stranger
Guy with a Jesus complex is mistaken for a moron
A kid tries to take over a planet just to get high on a drug
An illiterate kid meets the devil but disappoints him
A cuck and a pseud become friends
>Guy with a Jesus complex is mistaken for a moron
The Idiot
>A kid tries to take over a planet just to get high on a drug
Dune
>An illiterate kid meets the devil but disappoints him
Blood Meridian (he's not the devil)
>A cuck and a pseud become friends
Loads of things this could be. e.g. Ulysses
Correct on them all
>(he's not the devil)
It's a possible interpretation. I think the gnostic interpretation is a reach, and him being simply an evil human is boring. Would like your take on the judge then
>quick lets all have teenage sex otherwise the ~monster is gonna get us
IT
IQfy loves this stupid book for some stupid reason
Lotr
The soda stand is a paper slip, am I a lunatic?
I hate jazz.
POOR TERESA KEEPS FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS
Smoke some hash, listen to some jazz, frick some moderately whorish actress
YOLO
The computer fights back and wins.
L'Etranger
>I would be so much more important if I just owned more corpses