Kierkegaard was a sex-haver, there can be no doubt. As a notorious sex-haver myself, I immediately recognized a fellow sex-haver when I began reading the works of Søren Kierkegaard. I thought to myself 'yup, this guy is a sex-haver.'
What confuses people who aren't sex-havers (basically all academics and atheists) is that Kierkegaard had reached such a level of sex-having as to be a sex-haver without ever actually having had sex. You see for most people the characteristic of being a sex-haver is secondary and derivative of the act of having had sex. However, for Apex sex-havers, of which Kierkegaard was undoubtedly one, the identity of sex-haver is a primordial one which proceeds existence and the act of sex and stands as essence to the reality of the sex-haver in question.
I visited a reputable medium in my city who was able to channel Katja Jorgjensen, a niece of Kierkegaard. The spirit assured us that Kierkegaard was indeed an infamous sex-haver and conducted himself as you would expect a sex-haver of his caliber to. She regailed us with stories of how he was responsible for uncounted remote female orgasms whenever he sat in the parlor crammed full of Copenhagen's most beautiful ladies who had at this point formed something of a cult of Amor flocking around the prodigal sex-haver who never once had sex with a single one of them and read out his newest satire of Hegelian Absolutism. She admitted that she herself had been so overcome with her uncle's stature of sex-haver that she had once tried to have sex with him. However, Kierkegaard had sternly rebuffed her since he was too busy being a sex-haver editing the latest 600 page polemic against an ironic pro-Lutheran pamphlet that a pseudonymous character of his own invention was responsible for to bother with having sex with the impish harlot. He gave her a box full of striped candies tied with a ribbon and sent her on back to her parents, muttering something about 'more proof that Kantianism wafts up from the shtetl.'
I would urge all sex-havers and non-sex-havers alike to read this epochal sex-haver so that some portion of his sex-having ways might rub off on you.
The way he talks about women and sex like it's candy really makes this shocking. I thought he did it in kindergarden the way he's so trashy and cynical.
The way womanizers and incels see women is basically the same. Womanizers are just more charming, and don't say it out loud to women.
t. grew up around 3 womanizers, all bigger misogynists than any incel i met in STEM university. Of course they're kinda stuck in that one night stand and 3 month relationship loop but they get pussy.
itt >leftoid morons making fun of "incels" while forgetting they are so sex obsessed they judge some of the greatest minds in history solely based on their sex life
go back already
bump
I am not famous btw
BTFO'd
Kierkegaard was a sex-haver, there can be no doubt. As a notorious sex-haver myself, I immediately recognized a fellow sex-haver when I began reading the works of Søren Kierkegaard. I thought to myself 'yup, this guy is a sex-haver.'
What confuses people who aren't sex-havers (basically all academics and atheists) is that Kierkegaard had reached such a level of sex-having as to be a sex-haver without ever actually having had sex. You see for most people the characteristic of being a sex-haver is secondary and derivative of the act of having had sex. However, for Apex sex-havers, of which Kierkegaard was undoubtedly one, the identity of sex-haver is a primordial one which proceeds existence and the act of sex and stands as essence to the reality of the sex-haver in question.
I visited a reputable medium in my city who was able to channel Katja Jorgjensen, a niece of Kierkegaard. The spirit assured us that Kierkegaard was indeed an infamous sex-haver and conducted himself as you would expect a sex-haver of his caliber to. She regailed us with stories of how he was responsible for uncounted remote female orgasms whenever he sat in the parlor crammed full of Copenhagen's most beautiful ladies who had at this point formed something of a cult of Amor flocking around the prodigal sex-haver who never once had sex with a single one of them and read out his newest satire of Hegelian Absolutism. She admitted that she herself had been so overcome with her uncle's stature of sex-haver that she had once tried to have sex with him. However, Kierkegaard had sternly rebuffed her since he was too busy being a sex-haver editing the latest 600 page polemic against an ironic pro-Lutheran pamphlet that a pseudonymous character of his own invention was responsible for to bother with having sex with the impish harlot. He gave her a box full of striped candies tied with a ribbon and sent her on back to her parents, muttering something about 'more proof that Kantianism wafts up from the shtetl.'
I would urge all sex-havers and non-sex-havers alike to read this epochal sex-haver so that some portion of his sex-having ways might rub off on you.
yea, verily
this man was 24 when he lost his virginity
My friend made fun of me for losing my v at 17 and not 13. As I’ve gotten older I’ve realized how kinda fricked that is
Damn! Burger land is too obsessed with sex. Here in SEA despite not having sex until 30, it is still acceptable condition.
Wow, can't imagine that hahaha! That's crazy... 24! Insane....
The way he talks about women and sex like it's candy really makes this shocking. I thought he did it in kindergarden the way he's so trashy and cynical.
yes, that's called compensation
this man was 22 (after his wife cucked him while he was away in the army)
And if you read the way he writes about women, you wonder how he ever lost it in the first place.
There are a lot of people who are successful with women who treats them like worthless sack of meat.
The way womanizers and incels see women is basically the same. Womanizers are just more charming, and don't say it out loud to women.
t. grew up around 3 womanizers, all bigger misogynists than any incel i met in STEM university. Of course they're kinda stuck in that one night stand and 3 month relationship loop but they get pussy.
> Tfw 23
Schopenhauer if getting no b***hes was a sport
Nah, he did visit prostitutes
Spinoza
itt
>leftoid morons making fun of "incels" while forgetting they are so sex obsessed they judge some of the greatest minds in history solely based on their sex life
go back already