nobody:
absolutely nobody:
not even Varus's legions:
this guy: OUCHIE OUCHIE OW!!!
Other Akragian criminals be like: Ah shit, here we go again
[Superbus liked that]
Turk executioners mastered how to impale a man with a stick that enters through the anus and goes out through the mouth
It was a very slow way of dying
Vlad's brother was also a ward in the Sultan's court. Vlad's brother enjoyed it though and stayed in the court and became a Muslim boy toy. Vlad definitely had an extreme resentment towards the Turks and it wouldn't be suprising.
If I had to guess, because bulls were sacrificed, and one might consider the person's death as a sacrifice to the gods. The pipes going to the mouth apparently caused the sound of a cow.
The idea was to trick a bull into mating with her so she would birth the minotaur. The bull thinks he's fricking a cow when really he's filling this woman with bull semen
I heard that the only person who this was used on was the guy who made it in the first place.
Helped me sleep a little better because when I learnt about this thing when i was like 12 I had nightmares.
they trist your limbs around the wheel and put it in a visible open area where crows can eat your entrails
you can see at the top, pretty gruesome, do we have any evidence of it ever truely being a thing?
even though most of the cruelties done by the swedish army were conducted by german mercenaries. swedish troops were generally disciplined and well behaved. ofc the finns did especially do "a little trolling" every now and then it is how it is. perkele
Man none of this shit ever happened. They sent them to jail like they do today. All of history is fake. If you had a time machine and went back in time 3000 years, guess what it would look like? Exactly like right now.
Serving jail time as a punishment for crime is a very new invention, for most of history criminals were not housed in state-paid prison as their punishment but were rather sentenced to servitude, corporal punishment, humiliation or death.
This is yet another piece of "history" for which there is only one source. A greek historian who lived 400 years after this torture was supposedly used in Sicily wrote about it one time. No other sources exist, only what this guy wrote 400 years after it supposedly occurred.
Seeing this thread posted every couple days is pretty torturous
AAAAHHHHH HELP ME IM BEING ROASTED
My homie you just got roasted yaaah
nobody:
absolutely nobody:
not even Varus's legions:
this guy: OUCHIE OUCHIE OW!!!
Other Akragian criminals be like: Ah shit, here we go again
[Superbus liked that]
lol
Turk executioners mastered how to impale a man with a stick that enters through the anus and goes out through the mouth
It was a very slow way of dying
They didn't invent that shit, the practice is ancient.
he didn’t say they invented it
He said that they mastered it, not that they created it.
Rent free
I’ve heard the anecdote that Vlad’s obsession with impalement relates to his “usage” by turkish sultans while he was a young ward in their court.
Any evidence of this or is it just slander
>asking a turkroach honest information
Vlad's brother was also a ward in the Sultan's court. Vlad's brother enjoyed it though and stayed in the court and became a Muslim boy toy. Vlad definitely had an extreme resentment towards the Turks and it wouldn't be suprising.
So that's how kebabs were invented
Underrated
why was it a bull?
If I had to guess, because bulls were sacrificed, and one might consider the person's death as a sacrifice to the gods. The pipes going to the mouth apparently caused the sound of a cow.
because
when you mess with the bull
YOU GET THE HORNS
it was a death sentence for adultery
Bulls were a big symbol in ancient greece
Because the screams would sound like a really pissed off bull
Ancient Greeks were BBC pilled
search for regicide punishments
aint clicking that shit Black
>Come up with one of the most horrific instruments of torture ever conceived
>The king chooses you to be its first victim
Karma’s a b***h
The King was also its last victim though I’m pretty sure so it’s full circle really
You must be old lol
Based. Was hoping someone'd post this. b***h was thick as a brick.
>that thick ass
>cover it up to frick a wooden cow
Wtf
The idea was to trick a bull into mating with her so she would birth the minotaur. The bull thinks he's fricking a cow when really he's filling this woman with bull semen
thank you mr. spock that'll be all
I'm surprised no one made a Zoo Porn like this yet.
This is fanfic right
No, this literally happened. How else you think they got the minotaur for the maze?
thank the lord for western civilization
I heard that the only person who this was used on was the guy who made it in the first place.
Helped me sleep a little better because when I learnt about this thing when i was like 12 I had nightmares.
I get it
homie look like he in a hot tub.
why did they need a wheel if they are essentially just breaking al your bones with a hammer? what did the wheel do?
they trist your limbs around the wheel and put it in a visible open area where crows can eat your entrails
you can see at the top, pretty gruesome, do we have any evidence of it ever truely being a thing?
Yeah afaik there is pretty good evidence of the wheel being used as a punishment
>what did the wheel do?
>2 days in china
you might call it "a little trolling"
Germans call it swedish drink, for some reason we learned a lot about this in 5th grade in Germany.
even though most of the cruelties done by the swedish army were conducted by german mercenaries. swedish troops were generally disciplined and well behaved. ofc the finns did especially do "a little trolling" every now and then it is how it is. perkele
Man none of this shit ever happened. They sent them to jail like they do today. All of history is fake. If you had a time machine and went back in time 3000 years, guess what it would look like? Exactly like right now.
Serving jail time as a punishment for crime is a very new invention, for most of history criminals were not housed in state-paid prison as their punishment but were rather sentenced to servitude, corporal punishment, humiliation or death.
Do you even read history?
>IQfy
>Reading history
I honestly can’t tell if you’re trolling or actually brain damaged
Modern torture method is
Netflix subscription
scaphism
This is yet another piece of "history" for which there is only one source. A greek historian who lived 400 years after this torture was supposedly used in Sicily wrote about it one time. No other sources exist, only what this guy wrote 400 years after it supposedly occurred.