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  1. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >knowing how many men your wife fricked before you were married

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Marries a non-virgin

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Umm...That means my wife is super hot and desirable? Lol chuds can't stop making me laugh!

      • 11 months ago
        Anonymous

        Weak bait and there are plenty of ugly bawds out there.

        • 11 months ago
          Anonymous

          And despite all those ugly bawds, incels still have to larp.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >being a prostitute means you're desirable and not simply accessible
            Sorry, I have standards.

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            >green text lets me believe me anything I want

          • 11 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was paraphrasing

            Umm...That means my wife is super hot and desirable? Lol chuds can't stop making me laugh!

            . Whatever you need to tell yourself though. John Green and Cheerios or whatever.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      That just gives you the number of women you can frick outside of marriage guilt free.

  2. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Test your might
    >Test your might
    >Test your might
    >Test your might
    >MORTAL KOMBAT!
    -- Nietzsche, "The Mortal Kombat"

  3. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    ask yourself why are atheists are addicted to the word power

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      what are you getting at?
      >Middle English: from Anglo-Norman French poeir, from an alteration of Latin posse ‘be able’.

  4. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >If you do not raise your eyes you will think that you are the highest point.

    — "Voices" (1943), Antonio Porchia.

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Neat. Can you link me to a stencil on etsy so I can paint it on my wall?

  5. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    I ejaculated into my bathroom sink today. Enjoy the power. 🙂

    • 11 months ago
      Anonymous

      Did you stare at yourself in the mirror while you did so?

  6. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    "People write to remember, i write to forget." - Nassim Nicholas Taleb, The Bed of Procrustest.

  7. 11 months ago
    Anonymous

    >then who was phone
    Anon

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