ITT: tech lies you used to believe in

for me
>GC is slow
>windows is bad for software development
>linux is for power users

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  1. 4 weeks ago

    picture is false, the low end never read the docs either, they just ask someone who they think already knows (either via Google, Social Media, or interpersonal contact). So Functionally, it is the same as reading the docs, as someone who read the docs answers the question, but it's still a very paradigm. Both are better than the middle though.

    • 4 weeks ago

      nah, they just watch YouTube videos
      if it's not explained in a YouTube video, they don't know about it

      • 4 weeks ago

        that's closer to the middle or even a little above the middle than the low end. Dumb people can't even grasp the concepts siloed into a over simplified YouTube video, unless they just parrot back whatever the Youtuber said (in which case it's no different than any other social media platform where they ask for help on demand).

        • 4 weeks ago

          >passively and mindlessly watching a youtube video is "above the middle" in IQ

          • 4 weeks ago

            idk anon, maybe I've just interacted with a different group of people than you, but on average people just swallow up oversimplified nonsense and exert a very rudimentary understanding of it, whereas those below average don't even try to understand it and often times just fake understanding by parroting stuff they heard elsewhere. If that lower end of people ever encounter a problem, rather than trying to solve it themselves, they always search for someone who they think knows the answer to solve it for them, and often times then take the credit if they can.

          • 4 weeks ago

            half of the memes in this format only work if you read it like a popularity graph

          • 4 weeks ago

            the true low end are the people who don't seek information at all, and just restrict themselves to programs they can use immediately/intuitively
            if they can't figure out how it works, then they just don't use it
            so yes, it's slightly above the minimum even to seek youtube tutorials

            remember anon: 50% of the world is below average intelligence

          • 4 weeks ago

            I think it's quite amazing through life I have noticed that people advertise themselves as an expert in subjects when it's quite clear they haven't even read the most basic manual on it. the most common of these are "agile" managers. CICD, TDD, Refactoring.. All words that people use and purport to have knowledge on but clearly don't even know what they mean.

    • 4 weeks ago

      Low end is read doc
      Middle is like OP pic
      High end is compiler warnings and errors

  2. 4 weeks ago

    AI chatbots are actually pretty good for making code examples when the docs are worthless. You'd have to be an idiot to actually try to cobble an app from GPT snippets though.

    • 4 weeks ago

      I think they're especially good for getting a high level view of something, especially if you don't know _what_ to google yet. But they can also spit out lies, so it's best to go to a reputable source for the actual information.

  3. 4 weeks ago

    >needed to write some python scripts
    >just open the official python reference and search there
    >same with any libs I used
    >never even needed google or shatoverflow or whatever else
    it's comfy

  4. 4 weeks ago

    >windows is easier to use
    >OOP is outdated
    >C++ is bad
    >DSA only used during interview
    >vscode is good
    >visual studio is le bad
    >vim binding is superior
    >vim is all about binding

  5. 4 weeks ago

    >Use a Mac if you do creative work.
    I've gotten more done on my pc than I have on a Mac in the last 5 years. Apple really fricked us over.

  6. 4 weeks ago

    >oop is about inheritance hierarchies of dogs and cats and cars instead of a bunch of reusable black boxes talking to each other through their public interfaces
    >GC le bad
    >Visual Studio le bad
    >Operating Systems matter
    >Rust is le troonylang

    • 4 weeks ago

      >>oop is about inheritance hierarchies of dogs and cats and cars
      I blame shitty education, boomers are bad at teaching c++

    • 4 weeks ago

      The cases you picked speak loudly of how autistic or simply new you are to programming. Mind you, I don't disagree, it's just something someone may realize after ~2 months of learning his first language. I suggest learning more, lurking more, STFU and kys, if you would be so kind.

      • 4 weeks ago

        or.... ive came to these conclusions years ago and im only saying them know because of this thread. also have a nice day trash, if you dont reply your mother dies in her sleep tonight

        • 4 weeks ago

          You're right, I'm wrong, sorry.

      • 4 weeks ago

        >The cases you picked speak loudly of how autistic or simply new you are to programming.
        I can't even fathom how insecure in yourself you'd have to be to post this

  7. 4 weeks ago

    > golang is a simple language for stupid devs

  8. 4 weeks ago

    >you need to use <tool> or you'll be unemployed
    Reality: nobody cares.

  9. 4 weeks ago

    high IQ is doing both though
    I will never understand why this is the only field where people have a boner for hating quality of life tools, for some reason making their own life and job easier is something to be frowned upon

    • 4 weeks ago

      It started when Uriel considered everything harmful

    • 4 weeks ago

      Techbros are resentful b***hes and underachievers in every area but their own, so they do hard stuff to out-l33t everyone else, it's a dick-measuring contest

      • 4 weeks ago

        Sometimes devs can be very bootlickery. Like I might ask a question or comment that something is dumb or whatever and I get told to shut up and be grateful that it at least exists, at least it has happened before.

      • 4 weeks ago

        anyone with a strong speciality has a hard time understanding how little the average person knows about it
        i know it's cringe to post xkcd nowadays, but they are right sometimes
        it's understandably can come off as arrogance, but i assure you it's not intended most of the time

  10. 4 weeks ago

    >Read the docs
    >Docs are incorrect
    >Read the code
    >Submit pull request for docs
    >Contributor to 1k+ start github project
    It's so easy

    • 4 weeks ago

      Good morning sar

  11. 4 weeks ago

    Reading documentation is a moronic last resort, especially bad since most api documentation are fricking terrible. Muh read the docs people are just parroting memes. Docs are there to be processed by ChatGPT but if you're going to read a human readable documentation then make a good one don't be a dick, add descriptions and various examples, default values, etc

  12. 4 weeks ago

    Ever wonder why
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    flamewar troll threads,
    deleting posts
    exposing him as
    the OP, and saving
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    from page 10 after
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    The only way to purge these shit threads off IQfy is to put a bullet in his head.
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