Just got a gf. Recommend me some Bloomer books to read, lads.

Just got a gf. Recommend me some Bloomer books to read, lads.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If she’s fat it doesn’t count

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So she’s fat?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          pretty much confirmed it

          You must be 18 to post

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            anon i think ur gf is fat

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Which one is it op? My girlfriend is basically a rake, absolutely zero Chebs on her. I just want to nestle my face Inbetween a couple calcium cannons but I can't because her breasts are non existent. At least with this fat b***h you've pulled, you can get a good handful so fair play.
            Girls these days are either protein princesses,ham beasts or rakes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            a fellow titless girlfriend haver, i wanna touch some big breasts so much is unreal

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        pretty much confirmed it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Holy frick hahzhaha, she must be a fricking whale.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      So she’s fat?

      Imagine having a fat gf. The shame of taking her into public is worse than the shame of being single. It's an admission that no, your standards aren't too high, you're not too busy or any other excuse; you're just actually so ugly that this was the best you could do.

      posts of a man who will NEVER get close to a vegana
      any further reply to this post is a cope btw

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        The only cope is your post. You're like that Vausch homosexual who derides anyone offering criticism of /looks/women/sexuality as an incel, meanwhile he has a giant hambeast of a muttwoman with a BMI off the charts. Impure people lose the ability to discrimiante and any hole that offers pleasure, they'll take it. You're coping for whatever ugly piece of filth happened to cross paths with you in life. You and your lecherous gluttonous partner merit suffering in this life and next and even if someone or a God doesn't inflict it on you, your own bodies will.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, these incels are stupid for hating fat people. They are more beautiful than skinnyoids.

        Daily reminder you will never have this

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          How does it feel, chudoids, that you will never be loved, or lose your virginity?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I am that poster and have literally had sex with 33 women, only 2 of whom were fat. Cope and seethe, Ahab

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      its over

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The strong seething responses from OP confirms that she really is fat

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      on the contrary, having a fat gf counts double.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        LOL

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      fbpb

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Based. I would add Asian/Latina as well.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Siddhartha

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You should read Joyce’s “The Dead” since you now have a gf

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kamasutra

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Wait til you take a closer look at her vegana. You are in for a shock and disappointment.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How big is her dick?

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    OP's dad here. My son's actually talking about his soaked dakeemaqura or some vietnamese soap opera shit he bought on Wish.
    > I wish I was dead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >[presses spacebar]I wish I was dead

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine having a fat gf. The shame of taking her into public is worse than the shame of being single. It's an admission that no, your standards aren't too high, you're not too busy or any other excuse; you're just actually so ugly that this was the best you could do.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Fat girls are drawn to me like a magnet for some reason

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Very skinny, muscular or black?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >The shame of taking her into public is worse than the shame of being single
      I can confirm. Never again

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Stupid frogposter.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Rise above and find your purpose and become an eternal bachelor. You won't have time for gf or wife or kids after that

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sounds based as frick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Christ didn't want all humans to live like ascetics

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    why don't you ask your gf for recs moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      women don't read

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Women aren't attractive.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gay

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Liking women is gay.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm happy for you Anon. Truly, I hope you can experience part of the joys of life with her. I dont have many happy books to offer so have this image instead

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Thanks, anon 🙂

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She will probably dump you for someone else once she gets to know you better. So pic related.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Depends on what you mean by bloomer.

      Personally meditations by Marcus aurelius allowed me to see things objectively but also more optimisticly.

      I don't read alot of like happy literature but I've heard "if not winter" by sappho is a good book for those newly in love.

      >pessimist homosexual being a homosexual.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        (Although its more poetry than a book.)

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Pessimist is what an optimist calls a realist.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You're not a realist, you're just a jaded moron that's projecting the pain of failed realtions on others.

          You know nothing about this guy, you know nothing about this girl. You have absolutely no clue how their relationship will turn out.

          So no you aren't being some cynically clever realist. You're a retared pessimist who thinks he can sherlock a entire relationships course by a two sentence post.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sheesh calm down. I was just being butthole for fun, no need to get your panties in a twist.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah sorry, just tired of "black pilled intellectuals" on here. Gets really annoying.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            there is no succesful relation. there is only the constant striving for it. this is fundemental to reality within Logic. this doesnt mean every striving is futile. there are things with inherent value along the way. 8ut its outright moronic in every sense of the word to think that anything good will stay.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            This is a moronic sentiment. Success is relative, claiming there is some objectively successful ideal is just wrong. Some people would define a success relationship as one that results in reproduction, some would say its one where both parties are mutually happy.

            Of course nothing is permanent but for all we know these two could live happily togheter until one of them dies.

            The idea of "being realistic" then just spouting pessimism is retared becuse the objective reality is that the future is unknowable. most observations are biased on personal experience rather than facts and are therefore not objective or realistic.

            In this situation the fact is that we know Jack shit about the situation so making predictions is retared.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            i never said anything a8out "o8jective" success

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            G8 b8 m8

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    from all the things IQfy seethes about I cant think of anything as uneventful and life not changing as sex or a girl friend.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No more books for you, homosexual. Leave our cool kids club, you don't belong here anymore.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Every time I make dinner for one of the girls I talk to online (my screen name is bigballer23 ladies, in case you’re interested), I make sure to utilize at least one of these recipes. Everyone seems to love them, and they’re always asking me what the “secret ingredient” is. If only they knew I had given them some of it later that night. I even used these recipes to get back at Larry for accusing me on television of asking chef Leon to poison his food, when it was just Dijon mustard, and then when Larry set me up and assaulted me on a park bench, threatening to reveal all my affairs to my wife if I didn’t tell him that Lily Micelli had made me assign him to the food poisoning case. Larry was none the wiser, but he did make it a point to mention that he prefers Moon Pies.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Madame Bovary

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Congratulations, but just like everyone else said, fat is cringe. It means you don't care about yourself enough to maintain a healthy and good-looking weight

    t. fitlit

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cupids poisend arrow by Marnia Robinson

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Blood meridian or the evening redness in the west

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    godspeed anon but you know and I know that you were meant to be a loner like us.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Decline and Fall of a IQfy poster

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It’s over bro. Fakecels frick off.

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