Just spent $240 on this beauty

What the frick am I in for? LETS FRICKING GOOO!!

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

Tip Your Landlord Shirt $21.68

Homeless People Are Sexy Shirt $21.68

  1. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    That looks damned beautiful. Pity about the price tag.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Just don't be poor lmao

      You must be a man of means. I buy tons of books but couldn't justify buying boutique editions like this. Folio Society makes beautiful books too but they sell them for around $100. Too much for a pleb like me.

      Yeah, I don't care about spending money on books, I would never pay that much for a videogame, an album, a blu-ray or something else, but for books I think it's worth it.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I get the same words in a pdf, but to each his own

  2. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    You must be a man of means. I buy tons of books but couldn't justify buying boutique editions like this. Folio Society makes beautiful books too but they sell them for around $100. Too much for a pleb like me.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have a beautidul Easton Press Complete Works of Wm. Shakespeare from their "Greatest Books Ever Written" line. Beautiful books, and the commentary and introductions were written in 1958, and so are free from woke-ist nonsense.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        My mom has the entire 100 greatest books collection (or at least whatever was in it back in the 90s). Really miss living there and being able to Judy grab whatever classic I felt like instead of having to buy books

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Second-hand IRL, you'll find amazing books for almost nothing.

  3. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is the one i'll get when im done with my long backlog. it's less expensive but still like 100 dollars

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off spic

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Frick off Hispanic [2]

        lmao israelites

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Hispanic [2]

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Guerra y paz sounds very mccarthy.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I have the same edition and it is gorgeous, like everything Alba publishes. But 100 dollars? It cost me the equivalent of 70 new.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Frick off Hispanic [3]

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Guerra y paz
      >Spanish
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      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Spanish translatiom is better than the english ones.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's probably better in Spanish. It has the formal second-person singular like the original Russian text, so the tone and relationships can be more accurately represented.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          It can be accurately represented in English as well and if it can't the translator can always use footnotes.

  4. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Funko pops are getting expensive

  5. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >meanwhile, me, who listened to a 2.5 day-long free audiobook on youtube:

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Saaame

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >2.5 day
      Have you not discovered the joy of 1.5X yet?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I got through it in 1.25 days

  6. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nothing enrages the anon more than Folio Society. A shelf of them will cause venom and vitriol to be spat to such a degree that it doesn’t seem possible. The seething and sour grapes are entertaining to watch from a distance

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >A shelf of them
      A shelf of Folios is just in bad taste. It's too much.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >le Folio Society
      Fricking kek. You got ripped off hard.

      What's wrong with Folio Society?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing wrong with anything. This is just the place people vent about their lives by judging everything in sight

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        There's nothing wrong with anything. This is just the place people vent about their lives by judging everything in sight

        You're paying for marketing. Let me see if I can find the elephant hide thread.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Why do you care what others do with their money? At least you shouldn’t seethe over it

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >projection
            I think it's funny he got ripped off. Here, I'll find that thread. It's pretty funny overall but there's a part where an anon goes into detail as to why folio society is terrible.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >projection

            ????

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >newbie
            People made fun of the books and you're complaining about it while projecting they're the ones seething.

            [...]
            What's wrong with Folio Society?

            There's nothing wrong with anything. This is just the place people vent about their lives by judging everything in sight

            Now I'm curious about that thread. Show us.

            Here:
            https://archived.moe/lit/thread/21380884/#21380907
            Or for pics
            https://warosu.org/lit/thread/21380884

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Where's the post of the guy proving Folio is trash?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            They're in the thread somewhere; the guy knows his shit. He breaks down their marketing model (i.e. LARPing as super high quality when they're really just slightly above average hardbacks with standard binding, faux "keeping alive artisanship" when they're really just outsourcing to a mid-level commercial binder, gimmicks like having literal whos do some design and par for the course introductions/afterwards/etc.) to sell consumers on them. Just look at the language of their website (it's all sales). He also brought up their business model as being about collectibles that depreciate as soon as they're bought (remember: the actual quality doesn't justify the price). They're worth it only if you pay much less--personally, if I were a big fan of W&P I'd personally pay $50, maybe $75, for OP but $240 is a laughably ridiculous ripoff. Also, someone asks for an example of an actual quality publisher and he guides then toward one (I think he sprinkled in details of what markers to look for thoughout the posts as well).

            Anyway, the whole thread is worth a look. Foliogays got outed as simple-minded consoomers taken in by bullshit marketing and sales tactics. Folio Society is all branding and they really are the literary equivalent of Funkos as people say. When this is pointed out to thoss taken in by them they always project the same shit: "you're jealous...you're seething...it's none of your business how we spend our money you poorgay!" Kek.

            P.S. the thread is funny because OP bought the set thinking they'd be bound in elephant leather, foliogays discussed it as if it represented quality, and an anon pointed out "elephant hide" is just a type of paper, kek.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i just think the art for my favorite books are pretty so i decided to buy them, for me to own, and maybe keep-long term
            i do not need to be psychoanalyzed by some consumerist dweeb who can't understand the idea of personal value
            that being said i also wouldn't pay anything past $150 at most, but if OP wants to thats his decision and i hope he ends up enjoying his edition
            sidenote do you wanna make out later

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >takes it personally
            Foliogays know deep down they were ripped off and get really mad when their gullibility is pointed out.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >i just think the art for my favorite books are pretty
            And Funko collecters think little plastic statues of characters from their favorite movies are cool to look at. That book is pretty ugly if we're being honest. Dehydrated piss yellow and nauseous green. Even worse than the Philip K. Dick set (which was like $300 or so, kek).

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >inb4 the colours thematically fit
            It's ugly. Period.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I choose to ignore this

            >i just think the art for my favorite books are pretty
            And Funko collecters think little plastic statues of characters from their favorite movies are cool to look at. That book is pretty ugly if we're being honest. Dehydrated piss yellow and nauseous green. Even worse than the Philip K. Dick set (which was like $300 or so, kek).

            >dehydrated piss yellow...
            yeah its almost like the book is a disgusting portrayal of addiction in an era where that style/color was prominent
            aka it was designed to be that way to reflect the book's contents
            a tiny bobbleless bobblehead of the hulk looks nothing like the hulk and adds zero value to your life, unlike owning a nice collectible of one of your favorite books
            name a better edition

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I choose to ignore this
            You responded to it so no, you didn't.
            >to reflect the book's contents
            No moron, see inb4:

            >inb4 the colours thematically fit
            It's ugly. Period.

            . The drawings are shitty and the book is ugly.
            >a nice collectible
            They're Funkos, foliogay. They trick idiots like you into thinking buying them represents having intellect ("durr, smart people read books") but you're just a mindless consoomer paying for a LARP.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            "blahblahblah euuuguhehhn pthppp" - you

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >moronic foligay can't greentext
            They're ugly low value collectibles and the morons who buy them are gullible idiots who fall for marketing gimmicks that make them feel intellectual while overpaying for an ugly mid-quality product.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >folios are funko pops anon is still
            It's multiple anons making fun of foligays, moron. Kek, do you think overspending on Funko books makes you part of a discriminating group everyone looks up to? Figures.

            In every single thread like this several foligays demonstrate theyre mindless consoomer idiots by regurgitating marketing bullshit, not knowing the first thing about actual quality, and frequently admitting they've never even read the book they bought and will not read their overpriced Funko collectable because they want to keep it pristine (not realizing it became a used book reduced to around 1/3 the price they paid as soon as they purchased it, kek).

            Funkos are a fair comparison but another would be Home Shopping Network sales tactics. They're also like the collectibles you see in late night commercials, coins that aren't legal tender or commemorative plates, with the blue screen and phone number at the end while the narrator says "operators are standing by."
            >OMG, limited edition (to as many as they can sell to maximize profit) and Joe Noname did design work?!
            You guys are such idiots it's unbelievable.

            >enjoy book
            >want a decent collector's version
            >buy folio copy
            >still have reading copy of book as well as a pretty one for my nicer shelf
            i don't know how this is a hard concept for you guys to grasp, it doesn't need to be so black and white.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This. I only have a few folio’s and I would only get a more expensive edition of a book I really love, as a homage

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the book depreciates in value as it becomes a used book no matter how pristine you keep it
            >they're literally just decorations (like a Funko)
            >they aren't even high quality relative to the price you pay (that's just marketing)
            How do you not get that? If you want to waste money for a decoration that's you're business but stop regurgitating the companies marketing gimmicks like a mindless consoomer and sperging nonsense about quality like you aren't collecting Home Shopping Network items.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >inb4 no retort so cries about phoneposting typos

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not everyone cares about money.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The point is your dollar isn't going towards quality or all the nonsense about craftsmanship as FS pretends. If you want to make stupid decisions with your money or spend it on worthless shit that's your business but don't pretend FS's business isn't just using marketing gimmicks to trick gullible idiots into spending their money on something with a hyperinflated pricetag.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What’s a publisher with a similar price tag with better quality? Preferably one with illustrations

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            also this

            What’s a publisher with a similar price tag with better quality? Preferably one with illustrations

            , speaking of illustrations
            their edition of Trainspotting, regardless of personal preference, is the only illustrated edition of the book.
            therefore, going back to my original argument of availability and preference, that would make FS the best choice for a collector's edition of that specific title.
            that's what you can't understand. it isn't black and white.
            and since all i'm doing is repeating myself at this point i'll leave you to think about that, for whatever it's worth

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >w-well I like it!
            There's no accounting for taste, moron. Idiots like their Funkos too.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >the book depreciates in value as it becomes a used book no matter how pristine you keep it
            I don't care because the value to me comes from having a nice collectible of my favorite book. i will not ever resell it unless i'm ever genuinely starving and pressed for cash.
            >they're literally just decorations (like a Funko)
            paintings are literally just decorations (like a Funko). sculptures are just decorations (like a Funko). a dishwasher you never use is literally just a decoration (like a Funko).
            Silly argument. If I want a nice decorative item in my house I'll get one.
            >they aren't even high quality relative to the price you pay (that's just marketing)
            Well, let's compare. Once again, I'll bring up Hill House, and you'll conveniently not address it because you're incapable or unwilling to understand.
            A first edition Hill House, which is objectively the prettiest version of the book and the ideal to own, costs around $1000-2000 for an okay to good copy.
            Folio, on the other hand, is the second best option for a pretty version of the book, and it only costs ~$100, with varying shipping. I think I spent $120ish for mine.
            I've also not regurgitated anything about anything, I just think it's silly that you're so upset about something like this.
            You can't understand that it's not a FOLIO GOOD or FOLIO BAD thing. They're just another publisher dealing more collectible-oriented items with the same pros/cons of other publishers.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You WILL be an ascetic
            You WILL own NOTHING
            YOU WILL collect NOTHING

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't care because the value to me comes from having a nice collectible
            It's not much of a collectible if it reduces to 1/3 the value by becoming a used book before you even open it up.
            >paintings are literally just decorations
            They're unlike FS books because they are literally one of a kind. FS will market something as a "limited edition" and morons don't even fathom it's a marketing gimmick (i.e. they know how many units they can move and saying "limited edition" excuses elevating the price while creating a sense of urgency in the consumer--its sales 101). Also, there's no such thing as a "used painting" and you can hang it on the wall, letting it fulfill its purpose, unlike an unread book (kek).
            >I'll bring up Hill House, and you'll conveniently not address it
            You aren't addressing the manipulative marketing, the false projection of high quality as if it's indicative of value, and the pattern foligays have when it comes to regurgitating such nonsense. I'll add they lie about artisan craftsmanship as well; they just outsource to a mid-sized printshop that isn't even specialized.

            Your copy of Hill House is a still just a Funko. You might like it, I'm sure people who collect little plastic statues are fond of them as well, but acting like it's valuable or that ownership is somehow indicative of status is complete consumerist moronation.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You're a very strange and rigid man. I don't believe than any amount of discussion with you will be fruitful in any way, and as such I'd like to terminate soon.
            Before that, though, I'd like to reiterate that not once have I ever claimed that FS was the pinnacle of collectible books, or that they're anywhere near the best work on the planet.
            I've only ever said that they have merit based on personal value and availability.
            You're arguing against something I never once said or implied.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >has nothing
            I accept your concession.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Even worse than the Philip K. Dick set
            I think it looks tight...

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            This one honestly doesn't look bad in its own right, but Trainspotting is the kind of book that's meant to be read on a used paperback with dog ears and coffee stains littered throughout it. Why buy such a clean edition of one of dirtiest books to come out of Scotland?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            so you can make it dirty yourself
            be the change u want to see in da world anon

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Iwe have the first edition of the folio, I picked it up for $3.00 at the used bookshop near my house.

            Folio offers some nice books if you pay less than 10 bucks, and they're lovely, well made books, but offer only a shallow reflection of traditional small press craftsmanship. I have golden wienererel, nonesuch, l.e. club, aldus society, etc. Folio has some comparable books. Nothing exists on the same level for price folio charges.
            Older folio books don't have folio society written all over them. Newer editions are a bit of a gimmick.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I got stacks of folio under my desk because they're so cheap

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Older folios like this tristram shandy can be good. It has buckram binding, nice engravings, and a good weight of cream wove paper.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            How can I get into traditional small press craftsmanship?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >you're jealous
            Proves they're consoomers (conspicuous consumption).
            >you're seething
            Projection because they're angry about anons making fun of their Funkos.
            >it's none of your business how we spend our money
            Yet they make threads specifically about how they've spent their money. "UPDOOTS ONLY!!"
            >poorgay!
            As a status symbol, Folio Society is the equivalent of going to Denny's instead of versus McDonald's.

            Always the same shit with foliogays and always the same responses that only justify everything anons say about them. Reddit threads.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Now I'm curious about that thread. Show us.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's ugly

        Nothing enrages the anon more than Folio Society. A shelf of them will cause venom and vitriol to be spat to such a degree that it doesn’t seem possible. The seething and sour grapes are entertaining to watch from a distance

        it's ugly. Get original first editions

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          very nice. i'm happy with all 3 Folio editions I have, I hope you're as happy with yours.
          my main complaint is that in retrospect, they're far too pretty to read, so I also ended up getting cheaper reading copies of the book to avoid any unnecessary damage.

          the Folio edition of Haunting of Hill House is objectively nicer than any other edition of the book, excluding the first print, but the first print sells for significantly more making Folio the best choice for a collector's edition.
          Also, they're the only illustrated edition of Trainspotting, too.
          If you're buying Folio willy-nilly, then it's likely not worth it, but they're decent quality and look great for what they offer.
          In the end only the individual can determine whether or not their purchase was worth it.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >my main complaint is that in retrospect, they're far too pretty to read, so I also ended up getting cheaper reading copies of the book to avoid any unnecessary damage.
            That's my dilemma as well. I just wanna keep them on my shelf preserved forever

  7. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >le Folio Society
    Fricking kek. You got ripped off hard.

  8. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >folio
    reminds me of that elephant hide anon with his LOTR books.

  9. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Folio is cringe. You get intros by bugmen like Neil Gayman and a gaudy Funko Pop aesthetic. But you do you, the translation Is probably good

  10. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Speaking of folio society I’ve been thinking about getting The Wastelands. I’ve never read Eliot at all but I want to. It’s a nice book but $1,500 is a little steep. Think I should get it?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Definitely, we only live once. Just enjoy life and do whatever you want, money is just a paper, don't let it dictate your life and priorities.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It must be so sad living without God.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >money is just a paper
        So are books.

  11. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    folio books are ugly as frick

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      They're beautiful, you have bad taste.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        they look like an Affliction shirt. Fricking disgusting

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          That's a beautiful shirt.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Look how they massacred by boy
          does look like

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            I was expecting a better presentation for this book.

  12. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Greno > Folio

  13. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Nice bro you got that elephant skin

  14. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Folio is fricking beautiful and well made, you gays have bad taste.

  15. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tolstoy wrote a sequel?! How do I not know about this?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This made me laugh which I haven't in the last couple of days. Thank you, Anon.

  16. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I have read about 5 pages

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is it good?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Civilization and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race

  17. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I just spent $25 on this 3 vol set of WAP what am I in for?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Urgh, that shit is old

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      prostitutes in this house
      There's some prostitutes in this house (x3)
      I said certified freak, seven days a week
      Wet ass pussy, make that pullout game weak, woo! (Ah)
      Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
      Yeah, you fricking with some wet ass pussy
      Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
      Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy
      Beat it up, homie, catch a charge
      Extra large, and extra hard
      Put this pussy right in yo' face
      Swipe your nose like a credit card
      Hop on top, I want a ride
      I do a kegel while it's inside
      Spit in my mouth, look at my eyes
      This pussy is wet, come take a dive
      Tie me up like I'm surprised
      Let's role-play, I wear a disguise
      I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
      Make it cream, make me scream
      Out in public, make a scene
      I don't cook, I don't clean
      But let me tell you, I got this ring (ayy, ayy)
      Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (yeah)
      Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (yeah)
      I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
      I run down on him 'fore I have a homie running me
      Talk yo' shit, bite your lip
      Ask for a car while you ride that dick (while you ride that dick)
      You ain't never gotta frick him for a thing
      He already made his mind up 'fore he came
      Now get your boots and your coat for this wet ass pussy
      He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet ass pussy
      Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet ass pussy
      Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet ass pussy
      Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroke
      I need a Henny drink, I need a weed smoker
      Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
      With a hook in it, hope it lean over
      He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
      Pussy A-1, just like his credit
      He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
      I let him taste it, and now he diabetic
      I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
      I wanna gag, I wanna choke
      I want you to touch that lil' dangly thing that swing in the back of my throat
      My head game is fire, punani Dasani
      It's going in dry, and it's coming out soggy
      I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me (yuh, ah)
      I spit on his mic' and now he tryna sign me, woo
      Your honor, I'm a freak b***h, handcuffs, leashes
      Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
      Put him on his knees, give him some' to believe in
      Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating
      In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
      If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder
      Big D stand for big demeanor
      I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya
      If it don't hang, then he can't bang
      You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
      If he frick me and ask, "Whose is it?"
      When I ride the dick, I'ma spell my name, ah
      Yeah, yeah, yeah
      Yeah, you fricking with some wet ass pussy
      Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass pussy
      Give me everything you got for this wet ass pussy
      Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet ass pussy (Excerpt)
      How many more volumes do you need you degenerate?

  18. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >punko fop

  19. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Less goooo, that's a cool edition Anon and I'm a bit jealous!

    I bought pic rel for 30 Eurobucks a year ago and it's almost new and the quality overall is really good tbh. Luv me Everyman/Borzoi Editions. Simple as.

    Obviously, I have not yet read it.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that bound in elephant hide?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >translated by a married couple
      That's a bit of a red flag.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Why?

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          one of the big pseud beliefs is that a book can only be accurately translated by cave dwelling celibate monks

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Two different people so you get two styles. They might make stylistic concessions to one another which render the translation wonky. It might something like a cute project they're doing as a couple instead of a serious academic undertaking.

          Just red flags to look into. Maybe it's a good one and you can look into it if you care enough to do so.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            The portuguese translation of War and Peace is made by a couple. The woman, a russian, translates the books as close to the original as possible while the man, a portuguese, revises it to make it sound good in portuguese, then the woman makes some adjustments based on his revisions, taking care to see if everything is accurate and in the style of the author and they both read the translation together alongside the russian original until they reach a point where they're both satisfied with it. It's one of the best translations of War and Peace out there.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Two different people so you get two styles. They might make stylistic concessions to one another which render the translation wonky. It might something like a cute project they're doing as a couple instead of a serious academic undertaking.

        Just red flags to look into. Maybe it's a good one and you can look into it if you care enough to do so.

        Tolstoy was friends with the Maudes. The translators knew him personally. They are objectively the best people to make the translation because they knew the author and they understood, better than anyone else, what thoughts the author was trying to convey.

        also their translations would be public domain by now which is pretty le heckin cool

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          >Old as frick translations
          >Good
          Lmao no

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >t. can't read French

  20. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I will never get one of these as I care more for what is in the book than its outward appearance.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What's in the book is one of the greatest stories ever written, moron.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        I'm aware, I was saying I will never get one of these special fancy expensive editions for any book, not just War and Peace, instead settling for any one I can easily access because I care more for what is inside. Improve your reading comprehension.

  21. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Which translation? Those look like the same illustrations as in my Rosemary Edmonds version.

  22. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    nice funko pop

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      This Folio = Funk Pop meme has to die, they have nothing in common, you look like a moron making that comparison.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's literally the funko pop of book collection. aka trash. Get an original first edition of a classic or just the basic paperback or nothing at all.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          sorry that i like pretty versions of my favorite books and also don't have $2000 to shovel towards a first edition
          what books do you like to read anyway

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >do u even read, bro?
            the anon is right its a funko pop and u are a funko pop pseud

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            You have no idea who you're talking to

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >All those old ugly books
            Lmao "good" first editions you got there, hope they last more than a year considering the state

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            that cringe hp lovecraft is a crime. i hide two including this one barnes & noble editions somewhere because i got them as presents i want to throw them in the trash

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            i've stated it in the thread before and i'll say it again
            some books are better from FS, some aren't. i like Folio's binding and art, especially when the alternative to an accessible version of Hill House, for example, looks like picrel with the best option being the penguin halloween collection, but even that has its flaws.
            the LOA version with all of her novels and some stories is nice too, but i would like to express that Hill House is one of my favorite horror novels and as such would prefer to have a nice standalone copy
            the first edition of this sells for around $1000-2000 in good condition last time I checked ebay, and I cannot justify spending that much on a book assuming I could even afford it
            therefore, the Folio edition is the best choice
            it's all about personal taste and availability. you can't just blanket say "only buy collector's or paperbacks" or "only ever buy FS" because they're both moronic blanket statements

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >book has a film or tv adaptation cover
            I would never consent to own one of these. Some folios are bad. Some are okay. The War and Peace op posted is nice but for $300 thats insane. And there's no discussion of translation itt. If you're such a Tolstoy enthusiast that you need $300 editions of his novels your first priority would definitely be the translation. Maybe the folio one is good though I don't know.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Tell me about those Laffertys

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            also

            it's ugly
            [...]
            it's ugly. Get original first editions

            What do you want to know? Kneel Gayman bought the lafferty estate in 2011 and for some reason has never republished anything of note, or any of Lafferty's manuscripts that never were available to the public

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            What a ~~*mystery*~~
            I bought Past Master on a recommendation but haven't read it yet.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Funko Pops are ugly, have no quality and no artistic merit. Folio books are made with the finest paper and binding and most of the time with really good art design. You're a fricking moron.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Folio books are made with the finest paper and binding and most of the time with really good art design
            >calls me a moron
            this better be bait

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            > Folio books are made with the finest paper
            First time im hearing about them, intrigued about the paper quality. Is the actual content just public domain translation or do they spend time with notes and stuff?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Their paper is made with the skin of elephants that are raised solely for the production of their books. That's how fine they are.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Folio books are made with the finest paper and binding
            Kek. He fell for it.

  23. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >What the frick am I in for?
    a fantastic book and a worthy part of the Western Canon.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      What is the western canon?

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        Fancy way of saying "great books that made an impact on world literature" I guess.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i think it has something to do with the alamo

        >do u even read, bro?
        the anon is right its a funko pop and u are a funko pop pseud

        peepee poopoo not an argument. you're a silly guy.

  24. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    this is what Pierre must have felt like trying to listen to the insufferable and pretentious people of russian high society

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      The only pretentious b***h here is you. Go enjoy your used books falling apart

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        i will continue to read pirated epubs on my e-reader, thank you very much

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          Nice, don't complain when the government knocks on your door demanding you to delete everything that you "own" or when they just hack you and delete it themselves.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            that's fair enough, I didn't pay for them

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            That's right, g0y, you will own nothing and you will trust the government completely and you will be happy!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            you're trying a little too hard. it's pretty obvious which is more bootlicking between pirating vs paying money to publishers

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >used books
        95% of "used books" I see have never been read. I know this because I seldom see writing in the margins. The only book I've seen with writing/underlining is a copy of dante's inferno. Some woman owned it in the 60s and she was probably a cutie.

  25. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >spending hundreds of dollars on a special edition of a book you've never read
    cringe

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have to read it to know it's one of the greatest books ever written, its fame speaks for itself.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >spending hundreds of dollars on a special edition of a book you've never read because other people told you it was good
        even more cringe
        10 bucks says you never actually read the entire thing but you still keep it on the shelf hoping that someone notices it and is impressed

  26. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >go to book fair
    >buy an old copy of war and peace for $2
    >read it, enjoy it
    OP is an unimaginably massive homosexual. How about you read the book and make a post with your opinions about the book, rather than showing off what a good little consumer you are. You make me fricking sick. It's all vanity (war and peace reference, ecclesiastes reference, hit "updoot" if you get the reference lolololol).

  27. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    What do you guys think about writing in Folios?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      follow your heart i guess
      i wouldn't do it just because they're expensive, it's better to write in cheaper reading copies

      >used books
      95% of "used books" I see have never been read. I know this because I seldom see writing in the margins. The only book I've seen with writing/underlining is a copy of dante's inferno. Some woman owned it in the 60s and she was probably a cutie.

      it's mostly college curriculum type books i see with any sort of writing in it
      at worst someone's name on the inside cover
      but again, each has their place and it depends on how much value you place on the individual book, not necessarily the publisher.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      I never write in any of my books, I keep my notes on separate papers.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >he doesn't take his books' virginity
        lol. Lmao, even.

        • 8 months ago
          Anonymous

          I paid for that, why would I damage it?

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            Because it's *your* damage; the book becomes a part of *your* intellectual property. The alternative is that, when you die, the book will pass from your hands and go into someone else's. It will never be yours again, and no one will ever know it was once thought over by you.

            A man pays a handsome dowry for a beautiful virgin, and he doesn't consummate the marriage? What a fool!

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >so pretentious that he fricks his books
            Good luck with the papercuts.

          • 8 months ago
            Anonymous

            >he doesn't frick his books

            [...]

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Writing in books in general is cringe and presumes that you won't experience any personal growth during your life. I have no interest in what the me of ten years ago thought about a book and even less interest in my read-reading of that book being influenced by what that person wrote in it. Writing in a book interferes with your future experience of that book.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        kek i am not interested in my own pseud thoughts either

  28. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    what is the best translation?

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      There isn't a best translation, a translation is like a conductor leading an orchestra, he gives the original score his own flavor and you get to pick the one you enjoy the most.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        true, but some are overrated due to an extensive media campaign but actually fricking awful (e.g. karajan/p&v)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      To crush foreign languages, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their syllables.

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        What the frick?

  29. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only folio society books I own are ones I've picked up at car boot sales for pocket change, they're pretty shit in quality though and they are in no way the pride of my bookshelf
    I see people buying folio sets for insane amounts meanwhile I picked up folio gibbons 8 book decline of the roman empire for five quid in almost perfect condition lmao imagine buying this shit at full price

  30. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    >haven't been on lit for months
    >folios are funko pops anon still doing their thing
    Blessed. I agree that one or two might not be so bad (although some are truly horrible) but a shelf full of these garish obscene books would look about as tacky as those Barnes and nobles "leather-bounds"

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      its girl stuff man. nobody has read as much as to justify paying that much for a popular book he could also get for 2 bucks.

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      >folios are funko pops anon is still
      It's multiple anons making fun of foligays, moron. Kek, do you think overspending on Funko books makes you part of a discriminating group everyone looks up to? Figures.

      In every single thread like this several foligays demonstrate theyre mindless consoomer idiots by regurgitating marketing bullshit, not knowing the first thing about actual quality, and frequently admitting they've never even read the book they bought and will not read their overpriced Funko collectable because they want to keep it pristine (not realizing it became a used book reduced to around 1/3 the price they paid as soon as they purchased it, kek).

      Funkos are a fair comparison but another would be Home Shopping Network sales tactics. They're also like the collectibles you see in late night commercials, coins that aren't legal tender or commemorative plates, with the blue screen and phone number at the end while the narrator says "operators are standing by."
      >OMG, limited edition (to as many as they can sell to maximize profit) and Joe Noname did design work?!
      You guys are such idiots it's unbelievable.

  31. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Imagine spending $240 on a public domain book that has what looks like coomstains on the spine.

  32. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.amazon.ca/gp/product/0679405739/ref=ox_sc_saved_title_10?smid=A3DWYIK6Y9EEQB&psc=1
    Canadian Amazon broke and this has been $16 dollar for past few months guys (normally $70)

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      not gaudy enough for funko gays

    • 8 months ago
      Anonymous

      Probably clearing inventory before coming out with a new edition. Great value (OP is over 14 times more expensive without even factoring in the difference between USD and CSD, kek).

      • 8 months ago
        Anonymous

        >CSD
        CAD*

  33. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Why the prejudice against funko pops? They're really cute.

  34. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    Folio is trash for people that want intellectual decorations for when their bull comes over to frick their wife

  35. 8 months ago
    Anonymous

    I got them for 40 pounds

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