Just stole an iPhone 15 Pro from someone who used 1 day shipping through uber eats. When I get contacted by Uber/Apple/the police what excuse can I use that is believable and that they can't disprove? Inb4 I'm moronic cuz they'll deactivate the phone, I'm selling it fully sealed for $1000 cash. Lmao at whoever buys this bricked phone.
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I hope some intrepid super sleuth contacts your ISP to see which websites you accessed after the crime, and sees this post attributed to your IP
t. seething itoddler
>I'm a Black person btw.
Give it back Tyrone
Nahhhh. Ironically I told them a black man robbed me LMAO
Lol
Post police report or it didn't happen
I haven't filed one. I spoke to a Pajeet on uber support who spoke English so terribly I couldn't understand half of what he said.
When they make you file one, what are you saying about what the robber looked like and how it went down?
homie what
Unironically give it back. Why would you steal something when they know who you are
I'll take "Things that never happened" for 500, Alex
reporting post to uber
imagine ever buying iphones from a private seller. Go and take some idiot’s money inshallah
They bought it brand new from Apple.com. When you choose same day delivery in the US Apple just has an uber eats driver pick it up from the apple store and bring it to you. I work uber sometimes and don't take it seriously so idc if my uber account gets banned, it was a golden opportunity. If I actually delivered this $1000 phone I only would've got paid $7 lmao.
>so idc if my uber account gets banned
more like you go to jail lmao
Lol you wish but uber support already fell for my story
that support pajeet you talked to isn't interested in investigating you. that's someone else's job.
Google "uber driver stole my iphone" and find 1 instance where the driver ended up getting arrested
>When you choose same day delivery in the US Apple just has an uber eats driver pick it up from the apple store and bring it to you
lol... seriously?
if they report it as stolen to apple, the iPhone will still be unusable
>iphone
>uber eats
imagine being so fat you look at apple and see food
HOLY BASED TYRONE, hold the phone until it bricks and them deliver to the buyer
they just return it and apple can surely fix it
>what excuse can I use that is believable and that they can't disprove?
literally nothing, have fun in jail
>The product gets 'lost in transit'
>The delivery person's personal details are known by everyone involved
are you moronic
The customer has zero of my info, they bought the phone through apples site
Alright, so the person who matters the least here is out of the equation. Good job anon.
Thanks
youre a Black person and I hope a cop shoots you in the head
I will never understand stealing. Maybe because I'm Aryan.
>steal a brick in incredibly obvious way that no one will buy off you cause its a brick
>brag about crime on IQfy where your ip is tied to your post history and collected by the fbi
If youre not posting from an internet cafe, youre turbo fricked.
OP here, im mexican btw.
based. since the order was not delivered to the customer, apple or uber will have to compensate for this. it is okay and moral to steal from corporations.