Just stole an iPhone 15 Pro from someone who used 1 day shipping through uber eats.

Just stole an iPhone 15 Pro from someone who used 1 day shipping through uber eats. When I get contacted by Uber/Apple/the police what excuse can I use that is believable and that they can't disprove? Inb4 I'm moronic cuz they'll deactivate the phone, I'm selling it fully sealed for $1000 cash. Lmao at whoever buys this bricked phone.

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I hope some intrepid super sleuth contacts your ISP to see which websites you accessed after the crime, and sees this post attributed to your IP

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      t. seething itoddler

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >I'm a Black person btw.

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Give it back Tyrone

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically give it back. Why would you steal something when they know who you are

      Nahhhh. Ironically I told them a black man robbed me LMAO

      I'll take "Things that never happened" for 500, Alex

      Lol

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Post police report or it didn't happen

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I haven't filed one. I spoke to a Pajeet on uber support who spoke English so terribly I couldn't understand half of what he said.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            When they make you file one, what are you saying about what the robber looked like and how it went down?

      • 3 weeks ago
        sneed

        homie what

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Unironically give it back. Why would you steal something when they know who you are

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I'll take "Things that never happened" for 500, Alex

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    reporting post to uber

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    imagine ever buying iphones from a private seller. Go and take some idiot’s money inshallah

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They bought it brand new from Apple.com. When you choose same day delivery in the US Apple just has an uber eats driver pick it up from the apple store and bring it to you. I work uber sometimes and don't take it seriously so idc if my uber account gets banned, it was a golden opportunity. If I actually delivered this $1000 phone I only would've got paid $7 lmao.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >so idc if my uber account gets banned
        more like you go to jail lmao

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Lol you wish but uber support already fell for my story

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            that support pajeet you talked to isn't interested in investigating you. that's someone else's job.

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Google "uber driver stole my iphone" and find 1 instance where the driver ended up getting arrested

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >When you choose same day delivery in the US Apple just has an uber eats driver pick it up from the apple store and bring it to you
        lol... seriously?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        if they report it as stolen to apple, the iPhone will still be unusable

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >iphone
    >uber eats
    imagine being so fat you look at apple and see food

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    HOLY BASED TYRONE, hold the phone until it bricks and them deliver to the buyer

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they just return it and apple can surely fix it

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >what excuse can I use that is believable and that they can't disprove?
    literally nothing, have fun in jail

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >The product gets 'lost in transit'
    >The delivery person's personal details are known by everyone involved
    are you moronic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The customer has zero of my info, they bought the phone through apples site

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Alright, so the person who matters the least here is out of the equation. Good job anon.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Thanks

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    youre a Black person and I hope a cop shoots you in the head

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I will never understand stealing. Maybe because I'm Aryan.

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >steal a brick in incredibly obvious way that no one will buy off you cause its a brick
    >brag about crime on IQfy where your ip is tied to your post history and collected by the fbi

    If youre not posting from an internet cafe, youre turbo fricked.

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    OP here, im mexican btw.

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    based. since the order was not delivered to the customer, apple or uber will have to compensate for this. it is okay and moral to steal from corporations.

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