a vague "very interesting things happened" and very vague pop science articles, then everyone will forget about it then finally they get around to publishing a few papers (you) won't understand
OK, but you guys do realize what happened last time right? A lot of us shifted into parallel dimensions...our consciousness did..you guys are aware of that right? It caused it...I'm from the berenstein bears dimension
Timeline splitting machine, this is why everything had gone to shit from the first time it was turned on
Since we're about to enter a nuclear WW3 the experiment has to be cancelled and we're going back to the original timeline, I hope you're ready anon
Create a tiny black hole that goes through the machinery, triggering the warningsystem as plasma particles melting it. The event will be forgotten as a failure and repairs expensive.
But the black hole travels to the core of earth and slowly eats it up and grows.
Years later scientists are baffled as to why the earths orbit around the sun is changing, plunging us into a new ice age or 60c hell until the planet collapses into the black hole entirely.
High energy physics is a scam.
It cost more than 4 billion dollars to build the LHC and nothing came out of it other than verifying the existence of the Higgs boson.
Now they're getting scared that the public realizes that no real advances in physics were made and the're trying to convince us that they _need_ an even more expensive machine, about 20 billion dollars.
Discovery of tetra- and pentaquarks, dozens of new particles, cp violation in charm mesons, strong hints at lepton nonuniversality...
If you weren't such a brainlet, you'd see many more discoveries
>Discovery of tetra- and pentaquarks, dozens of new particles, cp violation in charm mesons, strong hints at lepton nonuniversality... >If you weren't such a brainlet, you'd see many more discoveries
Idiot here does that mean that we Gonna get new tech soon? As in Muh scifi quantumn shit!?
>This is your brain on consumerism
I know what you mean
What I meant was is there going to be any practical use for these "discoveries" or is it all just bullshit?
Nothing also the pic is lying or stupid, black holes did not appear. Black holes have a minimum size. If a microscopic black hole did exist it would instantly evaporate into hawking radiation.
Frick's sake is there anyone over 18 using this website anymore?
It will perform research in particle physics, among other things it will test theories of dark matter. Bet the ‘I am against the current thing’ People will shit themselves over it even though they don’t really know what happened
>such is the way of science
until leftoid purse puppies get their feelings hurt then everyone gets fired and the papers get re-written with intersectional language and the science is rewritten to include reducing whiteness.
Frick you. Frick modern science. It's a joke because all these Black folk care about is keeping the money going.
Earth's temp hasn't changed in 15 years but you wieners can't/won't report it because there's GIANT money and power in globalwarmism.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>Earth's temp hasn't changed in 15 years but you wieners can't/won't report it because there's GIANT money and power in globalwarmism.
Funny, I could find temperature data for the last 15 years and it showed warming over that time period.
And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.
And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.
And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power.
>I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.
Previously this started to form small black holes. Black holes are stars. The star that "falls" to earth will have the ability to cause a bottomless pit to be opened. A pit that doesn't have a bottom cannot be a physical hole in the ground because the earth has finite depth. So it must be a portal.
If it was practical it would have already been done. This is the only way it was possible. Was it worth it? Well, they wanted to find out if the Higgs Boson which was kind of implied to exist by everything they saw beforehand really existed. Because if it didn't it would be very significant for physics. But turns out it did, so kind of a waste of everyone's time and money, really.
>You should come up with theories about how the fundamental mechanics of the universe work >But if you ever test these theories and they turn out to be true, you've wasted everyone's time.
Burger tier education. Western society would never have become dominant if previous generations thought this way.
A scientific experiment that either proves or disproves a theory is equally important. It also is worth saying the theory of the Higgs particle was and still is pretty wild, and was more the least craziest way of explaining the mass of the electron. The fact that this bore out to be correct is pretty amazing. The energy levels and other characteristics of the higgs are still being measured of course.
>>You should come up with theories about how the fundamental mechanics of the universe work >>But if you ever test these theories and they turn out to be true, you've wasted everyone's time.
These explains a lot modern americans. They basically consider everything they *feel* is true, is "knowledge", and testing if it's true or not if a waste of time. But if someone things different things are true then they do, then scientific experiments are important to prove those people are wrong. Brain melting shit.
If the theories were themselves valuable then they could be proven or disproven themselves. But they can't because they have no applications whatsoever. Not even talking practical applications; I'm talking observable applications. If you have no observable applications then you aren't doing physics, you're doing math. And that's what the LHC is, a 5 billion dollar dick waving contest to state that "I'm not doing math, I'm doing physics" with zero benefit to humanity.
Scientists have to come to terms with the fact that it's no longer the Atomic Age and that all the good will that has been generated from the economic progress that cutting edge science gave in that era has been eroded by scientists trying to bludgeon populations over the head by saying "SCIENCE" really loud in an effort to further their political wills within Acedamia.
But really, your "burger tier" comment says it all. What is the LHC? It's a cynical attempt at the European countries to band together in an attempt to appear as relevant at the expense of their taxpayers. I know necessity is the mother of invention and trying to do something hard can cause the creation of truly novel and useful things, but look around you, there's plenty of necessity to go around. But instead they chase something minute and irrelevant just so that they can evoke the words "the laws of physics." But they aren't Einstein; they aren't breaking open the veil of physics to a whole new way of looking at things. They're just wasting billions to very "yep, reality matches the what the models predicted. This changes absolutely nothing."
2 years ago
Anonymous
>If the theories were themselves valuable then they could be proven or disproven themselves.
What the frick does this sentence even mean?
2 years ago
Anonymous
>If the theories were themselves valuable then they could be proven or disproven themselves.
lmao. Burgers trying to enter a discussion involving science.
probably a last ditch effort to get back on some less horrifying timeline, let's hope it works out, otherwise kanye presidency followed by glacier ice viruses and nukes
Did this caused the timelines to split, so the girl from Moonraker lost her braces and everything went into shit?
Nothing. Massive tax money waste for ivory tower welfare queens. Massive waste of energy. Massive waste of space.
Employing workers to build a bridge then workers to destroy it would be more benefitical to society than this meme experiment.
You want the taxes to go to immigrants instead moron Black person
I would rather they go to white people. Plenty of normal people are hurting these days.
>Massive waste of space.
Based moron is mad that they steal space from all the mole people under Geneva
I was there at CERN. It's also a massive overland complex with plenty security.
I'd rather waste the money on this than on what is usually wasted.
a vague "very interesting things happened" and very vague pop science articles, then everyone will forget about it then finally they get around to publishing a few papers (you) won't understand
OK, but you guys do realize what happened last time right? A lot of us shifted into parallel dimensions...our consciousness did..you guys are aware of that right? It caused it...I'm from the berenstein bears dimension
Oh shit, it’s hbo’s the leftovers
They're opening a portal to hell (again)
This time it'll be permanent and bigger than any other they have opened before
It's upon us
Uh, bros?
Real life half-life
>Real life half-life
Pretty much
>particles go vrooomm! yay science!
they're gonna try to stop me from winning this battle. but i have a trump card in my hand
what does it do?
collides hadrons
Timeline splitting machine, this is why everything had gone to shit from the first time it was turned on
Since we're about to enter a nuclear WW3 the experiment has to be cancelled and we're going back to the original timeline, I hope you're ready anon
I would love to believe that
wastes electricity
Create a tiny black hole that goes through the machinery, triggering the warningsystem as plasma particles melting it. The event will be forgotten as a failure and repairs expensive.
But the black hole travels to the core of earth and slowly eats it up and grows.
Years later scientists are baffled as to why the earths orbit around the sun is changing, plunging us into a new ice age or 60c hell until the planet collapses into the black hole entirely.
>Years later scientists are baffled as to why the earths orbit around the sun is changing
Mass would be the same so orbit wouldn't change.
>linear conversion of mass
t. american education system
linear conversion of mass to mass, yes
More particle physics experiments.
If they were to ask for a volunteer to jump into the black hole, I would do it
>hasn't been fired up in 10 years
How come shizos can't even be bothered to do the bare minimum of research? Literally just open the wikipedia article.
High energy physics is a scam.
It cost more than 4 billion dollars to build the LHC and nothing came out of it other than verifying the existence of the Higgs boson.
Now they're getting scared that the public realizes that no real advances in physics were made and the're trying to convince us that they _need_ an even more expensive machine, about 20 billion dollars.
Discovery of tetra- and pentaquarks, dozens of new particles, cp violation in charm mesons, strong hints at lepton nonuniversality...
If you weren't such a brainlet, you'd see many more discoveries
Pointless to talk about it on this shithole, all you'll get are edgy responses from tourists.
>Discovery of tetra- and pentaquarks, dozens of new particles, cp violation in charm mesons, strong hints at lepton nonuniversality...
>If you weren't such a brainlet, you'd see many more discoveries
Idiot here does that mean that we Gonna get new tech soon? As in Muh scifi quantumn shit!?
This is your brain on consumerism
>This is your brain on consumerism
I know what you mean
What I meant was is there going to be any practical use for these "discoveries" or is it all just bullshit?
>tetra- and pentaquarks, dozens of new particles, cp violation in charm mesons
all of those were already known
None of them where. Some were predicted. But nothing beats hard experimental evidence.
I don't care I will be too busy working and worrying about reaching the end of the month with my paycheck for the rest of my life
a whole lot of nothing. The only black hole this thing generates is one made of money getting sucked down into obblivion.
Why don't you work there and get some of that money?
because i'm not a fraud.
You mean you're a brainlet?
Largely true, but at least they found the higgs
More nothing will happen.
They will make a Facebook post about "timey wimey" shit and you'll eat it up like the good goy you are.
Your tax dollars are going to waste while pajeets take your coding and IT jobs
I hope it creates a black hole big enough to destroy CERN and all the scientists inside it. LOL
Nothing also the pic is lying or stupid, black holes did not appear. Black holes have a minimum size. If a microscopic black hole did exist it would instantly evaporate into hawking radiation.
Frick's sake is there anyone over 18 using this website anymore?
go back to >>>/x/ and make your 14th daily "flat earth" thread, homosexual
From a movie? Looks like an enlarged array of basic principles to me.
http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/
>last fired 10 years ago
>2012 was the year everything turned to shit
b-bros..?
El ... Psy ... Kongroo
Mwuuhahahahahahaha
Frick all. Bet the ‘I fricking love science!’ People will shit themselves over it even though they don’t really know what happened
It will perform research in particle physics, among other things it will test theories of dark matter. Bet the ‘I am against the current thing’ People will shit themselves over it even though they don’t really know what happened
Kek I guess we’ll both be right
At a minimum it will rule out various particle physics theories or tighten their parameters. Such is the way of science.
>such is the way of science
until leftoid purse puppies get their feelings hurt then everyone gets fired and the papers get re-written with intersectional language and the science is rewritten to include reducing whiteness.
Frick you. Frick modern science. It's a joke because all these Black folk care about is keeping the money going.
Earth's temp hasn't changed in 15 years but you wieners can't/won't report it because there's GIANT money and power in globalwarmism.
>Earth's temp hasn't changed in 15 years but you wieners can't/won't report it because there's GIANT money and power in globalwarmism.
Funny, I could find temperature data for the last 15 years and it showed warming over that time period.
el psy kongroo
And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.
And he opened the bottomless pit; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.
And there came out of the smoke locusts upon the earth: and unto them was given power, as the scorpions of the earth have power.
>I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth: and to him was given the key of the bottomless pit.
Previously this started to form small black holes. Black holes are stars. The star that "falls" to earth will have the ability to cause a bottomless pit to be opened. A pit that doesn't have a bottom cannot be a physical hole in the ground because the earth has finite depth. So it must be a portal.
LHC is just a money making israeli scam
>Lmao we ran out of money let's fire it up again and get lambos and new mansions
it restarted back in April
https://home.web.cern.ch/news/news/accelerators/large-hadron-collider-restarts
it's true about the 13.6 TeV beams tomorrow
>dude lets just look for these particles that we dont even know exist lmao we need 2 discover the secrets of the universe
Thankfully white people were smart enough to do just that, while mud peoples were laughing at them.
Why so long between experiment runs? This will be the 3rd run. Maintenance? or some science bureaucracy?
Upgrades
Is there any practicality to this or is it just physicists jerking themselves off?
If it was practical it would have already been done. This is the only way it was possible. Was it worth it? Well, they wanted to find out if the Higgs Boson which was kind of implied to exist by everything they saw beforehand really existed. Because if it didn't it would be very significant for physics. But turns out it did, so kind of a waste of everyone's time and money, really.
>You should come up with theories about how the fundamental mechanics of the universe work
>But if you ever test these theories and they turn out to be true, you've wasted everyone's time.
Burger tier education. Western society would never have become dominant if previous generations thought this way.
A scientific experiment that either proves or disproves a theory is equally important. It also is worth saying the theory of the Higgs particle was and still is pretty wild, and was more the least craziest way of explaining the mass of the electron. The fact that this bore out to be correct is pretty amazing. The energy levels and other characteristics of the higgs are still being measured of course.
>>You should come up with theories about how the fundamental mechanics of the universe work
>>But if you ever test these theories and they turn out to be true, you've wasted everyone's time.
These explains a lot modern americans. They basically consider everything they *feel* is true, is "knowledge", and testing if it's true or not if a waste of time. But if someone things different things are true then they do, then scientific experiments are important to prove those people are wrong. Brain melting shit.
If the theories were themselves valuable then they could be proven or disproven themselves. But they can't because they have no applications whatsoever. Not even talking practical applications; I'm talking observable applications. If you have no observable applications then you aren't doing physics, you're doing math. And that's what the LHC is, a 5 billion dollar dick waving contest to state that "I'm not doing math, I'm doing physics" with zero benefit to humanity.
Scientists have to come to terms with the fact that it's no longer the Atomic Age and that all the good will that has been generated from the economic progress that cutting edge science gave in that era has been eroded by scientists trying to bludgeon populations over the head by saying "SCIENCE" really loud in an effort to further their political wills within Acedamia.
But really, your "burger tier" comment says it all. What is the LHC? It's a cynical attempt at the European countries to band together in an attempt to appear as relevant at the expense of their taxpayers. I know necessity is the mother of invention and trying to do something hard can cause the creation of truly novel and useful things, but look around you, there's plenty of necessity to go around. But instead they chase something minute and irrelevant just so that they can evoke the words "the laws of physics." But they aren't Einstein; they aren't breaking open the veil of physics to a whole new way of looking at things. They're just wasting billions to very "yep, reality matches the what the models predicted. This changes absolutely nothing."
>If the theories were themselves valuable then they could be proven or disproven themselves.
What the frick does this sentence even mean?
>If the theories were themselves valuable then they could be proven or disproven themselves.
lmao. Burgers trying to enter a discussion involving science.
this poster is NOT American
What gives it away?
It's the first step to becoming a Tier I civilization and eventually Tier II.
probably a last ditch effort to get back on some less horrifying timeline, let's hope it works out, otherwise kanye presidency followed by glacier ice viruses and nukes
>It hasn't been fired up in 10 years.
Wrong.
I have my finals on 5th, what are the chances they open a blackhole and I can get out earlier
OMG THE EARTH IS GOING TO END IN 2012 TRUST THE PLAN
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CERN_ritual_hoax
hmmmm
wtf, i love science now!