Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP. Yup, that's all I need.

Linux, Apache, MySQL, PHP
Yup, that's all I need.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Why PHP still, though? There are so many open source languages and frameworks that are leagues faster and easier to write in than that shitshow. The other three are fine (if by MySQL you mean Maria).

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Lots of webapps use php

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And lots of people use windows, yet here we are

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      What languages let you intermingle HTML and script code other than PHP other than nodejs and other javascript garbage?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >other than nodejs and other javascript garbage
        deno

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >deno
          Hello fireship watcher, how nice is it to pretend you know anything?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >fireship watcher
            Who isn't? I'm not even a Javascript guy but i like his video even if he posts nothing about C#/.NET

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            jeff is based but i knew about deno before i watched him

            >Deno is a simple, modern and secure runtime for JavaScript, TypeScript, and WebAssembly that uses V8 and is built in Rust.
            Neat project but I want to avoid JavaScript.

            that's why it supports typescript ootb 😉

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Deno is a simple, modern and secure runtime for JavaScript, TypeScript, and WebAssembly that uses V8 and is built in Rust.
          Neat project but I want to avoid JavaScript.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Is this a fricking joke? Nearly every web stack that's more than 5 years old supports server side rendering. Are you seriously this ignorant of the industry?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >Are you seriously this ignorant of the industry?
          Yes, that's why I asked. I'm just a moron trying to learn shit and PHP makes that easy to do without having to do hundreds of steps of setup just to get a static page working.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            in python flask:
            from flask import Flask
            app = Flask(__name__)

            @app.route("/")
            def hello_world():
            return "<p>Hello world.</p>"

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            C# has Razor.pages and Blazor if you want to drop JS for C#.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sorry anon, I thought you were one of the baiting morons. I personally use C# and ASP.Net (since I do it professionally), but you can use Python, Ruby, JS (honestly its not as bad as most of the turbo gays on IQfy would suggest), etc. Almost every language has a web framework that supports some degree of server-side rendering (which is the word you're looking for).
            That being said, there is a huge amount of middle-ground between server-side rendering and a massively bloated SPA.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >JS (honestly its not as bad as most of the turbo gays on IQfy would suggest)
            Yes it is.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            In C# .NET (Razor)
            <ul>
            @foreach (var p in products)
            {
            <li>
            @p.ProductName
            @if (p.UnitsInStock == 0)
            {
            @: (Out of stock!)
            }
            else if (p.UnitsInStock < 4)
            {
            @: (Only @p.UnitsInStock left!)
            }
            </li>
            }
            </ul>

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            With proper formatting
            <ul>
            @foreach (var p in products)
            {
            <li>
            @p.ProductName
            @if (p.UnitsInStock == 0)
            {
            @: (Out of stock!)
            }

            else if (p.UnitsInStock < 4)
            {
            @: (Only @p.UnitsInStock left!)
            }

            </li>
            }
            </ul>

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I just reread your post and I see that you want as little effort as possible. PHP is a "good" solution for that, but only because its turned on by default in a lot of setups. It is almost just as easy to use a different framework since they make the steps comically straight-forward.
            Also, if you want to avoid JS because of memes that you've seen posted here or elsewhere, I am having a hearty laugh at your thinking that PHP is not a thousand times larger of a cluster-frick than JS. It's position of "market dominance" is purely based on inertia and is in no way due to it being "easy" or "powerful" or any other positive attribute.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I am having a hearty laugh at your thinking that PHP is not a thousand times larger of a cluster-frick than JS
            I get what you mean with some of the garbage in JavaScript also applying to PHP (e.g. type juggling garbage).
            Some anons recommended flask so I'll look at that since I find python easy to use enough for server stuff while also (usually) not taking up lots of resources.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Consider .NET. It's comfy and you most likely will never stumble upon performance issues.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Flask is fine. You should read about the origins of PHP and how it has changed since then. PHP basically started as a collection of bash scripts. It really is difficult to even consider it a "language" more than just a series of macros.
            Also, this anon is correct too:

            Consider .NET. It's comfy and you most likely will never stumble upon performance issues.

            .Net is a great (now opensource) framework to use. C# is a well-designed language (for the most part) and it is very easy to get a web application up and running.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >C# is a well-designed language (for the most part)
            Think the new Minimal API template and the new conventions that came with C#10 changed the ease of use of the language and the framework for building APIs a lot more than expected.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Flask
            why not fastapi

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        C# does.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        python flask is bretty good
        t. php enjoyer

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's much easier than php too

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I'll give you an actual answer instead of yelling at you for not knowing

        The buzzword you're looking for is "template language". Usually, there's some form of DSL or language to run code when generating the HTML page. Could be as simple as injecting variables into the page, conditionally showing/hiding info, or looping through a list of objects

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Why PHP still, though?
      Still unsurpassed.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Node won.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Still unsurpassed.
        Excellent bait.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      PHP is at minimum 2/3 of the internet, LAMP pays my bills

      >leagues faster
      lmfao

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mac, Nginx, MongoDB, NodeJS
    Yup, that's all i need.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nginx and mariadb are better

      Tiny wrists? Feminine voice? Big hips?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Tiny wrists?
        I admit it.
        >Feminine voice?
        No.
        >Big hips?
        The opposite.

        Why?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thick thighs? Tiny nose? Bubble butt? Pointy ears? Short? Bad at sports?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Thick thighs?
            Not really.
            >Tiny nose?
            Yes.
            >Bubble butt?
            I don't like to think of my butt. It's normal i guess.
            >Pointy ears?
            No.
            >Short?
            Definitely not.
            >Bad at sports?
            Depends. I have a good cardio and am a good swimmer and runner (sprints and endurance).

            Where are you trying to go with this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thick thighs? Tiny nose? Bubble butt? Pointy ears? Short? Bad at sports?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Thick thighs? Tiny nose? Bubble butt? Pointy ears? Short? Bad at sports?

        not the anons you were replying to but i'll give this a shot
        >Tiny wrists?
        quite
        >Feminine voice?
        not super feminine by default but i can feminise it without much effort
        >Big hips?
        not big big, but there's some curvature
        >Thick thighs?
        sorta, see above
        >Tiny nose?
        i think my nose is average size
        >Bubble butt?
        hehe, yeah
        >Pointy ears?
        maybe? i'm not sure
        >Short?
        5'7 or 5'6 depending on the moon phase and /dev/urandom
        >Bad at sports?
        the worst.

        why do you ask, anon? looking for a femboy bf?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dick size?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            last i checked it was somewhere around 6-7 inches, from memory

            Not the other anon, pics? I may be interested.

            hm, what's the best platform for me to send them so they're at least not instantly accessible to the public internet? drop your session maybe?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Not the other anon, pics? I may be interested.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Get out of my thread, dork.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    nginx and mariadb are better

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Java and Oracle Database are better.

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what's a good resource for learning the lamp stack?

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Apache
    >MySQL
    cringe

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Windows 2000, vb6 ,winsock ocx
    Yep, it's all I need

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    linux
    nginx
    postgres
    java

    master stack

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