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  1. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      my sides

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >tfw someone else posts your shoop

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We are thankful for your effort!

        lmao ur mum's gay

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Jeet organ.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >organ
        look up mechanical turk

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      mdurka

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mechanical 'jeet

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      zozzle

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Mechanical Indian

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      That image isn't even funny. You all know about Amazon's mturk.com right?

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >data labeling service
        Oof

  2. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i feel like im getting indian fatigue

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No you not. What you are getting is bolshevik China commie fatique. what western world must be doing is uniting WITH INDIA, against China communism and against Russia too. For support. USE THE HEAD!

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Shut up pajeet

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Stop talking rajeesh

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        >USE THE HEAD!
        you first

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There are no sergeants in the navy. And no marine who values his life will ever call his NCO "sarge". Frick you, urban dicktionary.

  3. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The AI that is said to replace all our jobs:

  4. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It's being replaced with this.

  5. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      So, Kroger

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      It's being replaced with this.

      >hey boss, there is no problem and we are engineers, we should make a problem so we can solve it, otherwise the economy will die.
      Daily reminder that if i shit in your mouth and you pay me 100 dollars for it, the GDP of our country will increase by 100 dollars.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >americans need a big gulp cupholder in their shopping cart

  6. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >SAAAAAAAAAAR WHY DID YOU REDEEM THE CHEETOS AND NOT PAID SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARR

  7. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I went to Uniqlo the other day (a good place to buy basic clothes) and they almost have this. You can drop your basket of shit in a thing and it scans it all. Worked flawlessly. I guess the Japanese are just smarter.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Went to Uniqlo (in Japan) and I felt like a dumb gaijin because a worker had to show me what to do (basically nothing, just set the item down).
      I still don't know how the frick it works.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they have RFID tags on everything or some shit.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Its all RFID tags. You can actually steal them from the in store tags if you're crafty enough, although I think they're write protected.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        RFID in the cloth.
        they're doing it to cheese now too
        https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/aug/18/parmesan-producers-fight-fakes-microtransponders-chips-rind
        i suspect you could probably cheat them by jamming the frequency.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          I guess they're not actually cheesed to meet you.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Went to Uniqlo (in Japan) and I felt like a dumb gaijin because a worker had to show me what to do (basically nothing, just set the item down).
      I still don't know how the frick it works.

      fun fact, the name UNIQLO was an accident, their name was Unique Clothing Warehouse and they created the name UNI-CLO but when they registered the business name a staff member misread the letter C and registered UNI-QLO instead

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        Maybe they have RFID tags on everything or some shit.

        RFID in the cloth.
        they're doing it to cheese now too
        https://www.theguardian.com/food/2023/aug/18/parmesan-producers-fight-fakes-microtransponders-chips-rind
        i suspect you could probably cheat them by jamming the frequency.

        Always wondered why Amazon didnt just use some sort of RFID tag solution for it, would be soo much easier than fricking tracking video, its like tying your shoes with an excavator, remotely, utter nonsense

        The only challenge is checkout without putting the items down but thats not a hard problem, which may have been a reasonable solution to do with video tracking the entrance while scanning the tags

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          It's kinda hard. For instance, two tags touching is not going to be all that uncommon in a cart. For passive tags that's likely game over. You probably need two tags per product to get the probability of interference low enough. Then a couple antennas to deal with the possible orientations of the tags.

          Probably not impossible, but hard.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          things like produce are by weight so you'd either have to weigh and tag a thousand apples or switch to a per unit pricing model and people aren't going to like that

          • 1 month ago
            Anonymous

            or you could just put pressure sensors on the bins/trays holding produce so it can tell how much weight was removed when you picked them up

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      The Japanese are more civilized to. Like there was no need to have bars to protect their vending machines.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        yeah instead the machines are filled to the brim with nonfunctioning foreign coins

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I live in Italy and decathlon (big sportswear shop chain) has those. I also wonder how the frick it works.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        like this

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah it's not that complicated. Just good engineering/software. Might be too weighty/expensive for supermarkets and difficult to use on produce.

  8. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I never got that concept. Sure it's nice to just walk out I guess, but the self scanning station or cashier is really not the bottleneck of my groceries shopping.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      solves a problem that doesn't exist and then asks you praise to praise them for it.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      its for their benefit, its harder to shoplift when the store monitors every single thing you touch

  9. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Doesn't Sams Club let you check out items while you're shopping so you don't even have to do any sort of checkout?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      they scan the code on the phone and verify the stuff you buy like they do with a regular reciept.

  10. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    was too easy to steal stuff from the store.

  11. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    there’s no fricking way.
    it’s a photoshopped bullshit headline, where’s the link?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >it's real
      https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2024/04/amazon-ends-ai-powered-store-checkout-which-needed-1000-video-reviewers/
      my sides

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        the absolute state

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        store status: redeemed

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        We have lived long enough for India to get another epic meme
        >designated shitting streets
        >Do not redeem it!
        >Good morning sir

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          india superpower 2020

  12. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It didn't work because of blacks. Everyone knows it but nobody will say it. Frick this gay earth.

  13. 1 month ago
    Anonymous
    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      No wonder it failed with a service named AmaZONGO.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        geg

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I mean, have you ever seen an amazon go in a ghetto? I've only ever seen them in really rich parts of town and inside places with security staff like corporate buildings.

  14. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    so, uhh, big question
    why not just have a normal store with a normal checkout that works normally

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      I never got that concept. Sure it's nice to just walk out I guess, but the self scanning station or cashier is really not the bottleneck of my groceries shopping.

      any given operation can run more efficiently if you remove one mandatory role
      I don't think they'll ever get rid of shelf stockers and jannies though.
      Not unless people suddenly become happy with pickup and delivery

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      You're here laughing and posting stale pajeet memes because you never read the actual articles. What they are creating is a surveillance state where your every action in the store is filmed and logged, and you're charged based on what the cameras and algorithms detect.

      Line must go up. Paying a couple cashiers minimum wage makes line go down. Having human workers lessens the "need" to have cameras and scanners documenting every customers every move.

  15. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Every so called "AI" should be measured by Indian operations per second (jeet/s or jeetps)

  16. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AI powered = all Indian powered

  17. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    SAAR HAVE YOU REDEEMED YOUR GROCERIES SAAR
    WHERE ARE YOU GOING SAAR DON'T LEAVE WITHOUT PAYING SAAR, DO THE NEEDFUL

  18. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    i read that story on april 1st and assumed it was an april fools

  19. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Wait so all that shit about weight sensing shelves and ai enabled cameras was just pajeets watching in some sweatshop

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      >ai enabled
      It's just pajeets training a regression model, or literal pajeets doing the work.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      All AI applications start with the tech being there, sensors/cameras/tags on items and then accruing data while humans verify it
      You can make something simple like just a camera array that can detect and item being picked up, but it might lack the ability to 100% tell if customer walks out with it or if its left somewhere.

  20. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    I bet hiring remote jeets from Jeetia, is cheaper than running an AI server from the west.

  21. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Why am I surprised?
    I shouldn't be at this point in my life but I still am.
    What a fricking shitshow.

  22. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    It would have been nice but AI is a scam and people are Black folk. How did they not expect that? More money laundering?

  23. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    why don't.. now hear me out, why don't we.. hold on a sec, why don't... we just let customers scan barcodes with their phone using an app and use that as the checkout?
    everyone already has a computer with a camera, and from what i understand you need one to use those stores anyway, why complicate it with hundreds of cameras and complex ai vision?

  24. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    The truth that ~~*they*~~ dont want us to know is that ALL computers are like this. Computers are NOT real. Every single one of them is actually just filled with dozens or even hundreds of tiny people hiding inside and operating them. Traffic lights also work this way. If you stay up late sometimes you can see them delivering tiny pallets of food and water to the mini humans

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      When I had a gameboy as a child I believed that there was a single adult playing against all the children in the world, and that he was a cheat who enjoyed making me lose.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        he played you for a fool

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        It was actually a team of adults living inside of your gameboy. Very tiny adults. An entire society of them. Ever heard people say "circuitboards look sort of like cities"? Well that's because they ARE cities. An entire nation of mini people, operating the tiny pixels and the game mechanics.

        • 1 month ago
          Anonymous

          There's even a documentary about this called TRON. Really interesting stuff.

  25. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Poo powered AI?
    The future is blight.

  26. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    AGI = A Guy in India

  27. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    So, what I'm getting from this is that AI is actually totally fricking moronic, and it requires several dozen times more human support than an actual workforce.

  28. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    im surprised they killed it now with AI

    My shops in Australia jsut use cameras and AI at the self checkout. I took a product and went to scan it and it had a cardboard sleeve on it which fell off in the trolley, i had swiped it and then went to put it in the bag but noticed it didn't scan

    machine noticed i didn't put the thing i brought up to the scanner into the bag and even showed me a replay of me and the highlighted product with a box around it

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah that shit is annoying as frick but it's 2010 vision tech. Not hard to do with object detection and gesture detection

  29. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    what does it mean for the future of self-driving cars?

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      nothing
      it's a similar issue, but different circumstances.
      amazon can afford to shutter an entire organization if they have to
      Tesla and other car friends, at least the ones claiming to aim for self-driving, have no choice but to pursue it because they can't expand or retract into other territories.

    • 1 month ago
      Anonymous

      the indians shall soon rule our roads. remotely.

      • 1 month ago
        Anonymous

        what could possible go wrong?

  30. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    Ai doesn't work bro

  31. 1 month ago
    Anonymous

    >why did you redeem the broccoli mam!

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