Master? Or Jester?

Master? Or Jester?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He needs to be beaten up, bagged and sent to the IRA.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What's with the stephen king hate threads? Literally thousands of writers out there. Why this board obsessed with him

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We all secretly love him, but since we're all insecure pseuds with tiny wieners, we have to pretend to hate him and say we read Dostoevsky and the Greeks instead.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Because he writes and IQfy doesn't.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      His politics and obsession with constantly talking about them annoy many people, including myself. He's good at what he does, though. He'll be the first to tell you that he's not an exceptionally good writer, since he doesn't try to be, but he does have a good work ethic and decent storytelling ability.

      I didn't have a book with me when I was travelling through an airport a couple months ago, so I walked into one of the stores and bought King's latest novel. It wasn't particularly good, but it was entertaining enough to keep my attention throughout the entire flight. Couldn't really ask any more from him

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FAS lookin mf

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Commercial success obviously doesn't make a good writer, most of the greats never much commercial success in their lives. Stephen King disagrees with that, he's said commercial success is the end all be all of good writing, but he's more than a little biased.

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cant take him seriously, especially after his latest Ukraine tantrum. Makes me think somebody has pedo blackmail on him.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Master.

    I read Salem's Lot a few months ago and I gotta say, while it's not a perfect novel, it sure is an excellent horror novel. It's occasionally mildly scary and it's very often fricking creepy.

    I've had a good sampling of his books. He's more an entertainer than a horror guy in my experience. IT has a few moments, but nothing like Salem's Lot. I thought the 1st 1/3 of 11/22/63 had some of the most adrenaline inducing horror I've ever read in anything. Outside that, it's mostly junk food, though Apt Pupil is so weirdly nihilistic that it hits some good spook-nerves.

    But for a pop lit author, I have never gotten the sense he was pulling one over on us. He's just a freak who can apparently vomit out semi-coherent, entertaining and weird perpetually for decades.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Does he get better than Salems Lot? Read that because it’s apparently one of his good ones. Thought it was just terrible. Astonished at how narratively inefficient it was, usually that is the strong suit of pulp writers.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Shining is fantastic.
      But IMO you read King when you want King, which is to say: rambling novels with brilliant characterization, batshit insane ideas, and lackluster endings. Read The Tommyknockers for a real trip.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >brilliant characterization
        Not really.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >brilliant characterization
        No. He writes the same character over and over in all of his novels. He is good at writing children (but then he does shit like have them gangbang in a sewer and describes their private parts and orgasms in full detail).

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          It's wasn't a gangbang. They just ran a train on Beverly. The fat kid had the biggest dick too for some reason.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >ran train
            Yeah, you're correct.
            >The fat kid had the biggest dick too for some reason.
            Brilliant foreshadowing that he and Bev are meant to be together, anon. Now laugh about that because you know I'm right.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I can't tell you if the curtains match the carpet but I can definitely say the balls aren't blue

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Carrie was his only good book. Other than that, I think he was the first "pop" writer who just wrote what was cool at the time and what was cool in his mind.
      Stanley Kubrick destroying this cuck with his actual masterpiece will never not give me a chuckle.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        My favorite thing about The Shining is that it made King absolutely seethe

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    What is King's best novel and why is it Carrie?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      IT

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    cocaine

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boomers pissed and shit their pants when they read about a car coming alive.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    That passage about writing as time travel is literally the only thing he’s ever written that I’ve enjoyed

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Can you link that passage? Sounds interesting.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Cocaine inJester. King's best work was done when he stuffed kleenex up his nose to prevent the blood from dripping on the pages.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Which work?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He is an alright writer. As stated here, he is good at storytelling with decent characters, nothing else though. He is one of those authors you read when you want a decent page turner.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >The most important things are the hardest to say. They are the things you get ashamed of, because words diminish them – words shrink things that seemed limitless when they were in your head to no more than living size when they’re brought out. But it’s more than that, isn’t it? The most important things lie too close to wherever your secret heart is buried, like landmarks to a treasure your enemies would love to steal away. And you may make revelations that cost you dearly only to have people look at you in a funny way, not understanding what you’ve said at all, or why you thought it was so important that you almost cried while you were saying it. That’s the worst, I think. When the secret stays locked within not for want of a teller but for want of an understanding ear.

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