>meet new girl
>she describes herself as an avid reader
>ask said new girl what she's reading
>young_adult_novel.pdf
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>meet new girl. >she describes herself as an avid reader. >ask said new girl what she's reading
if only she was reading the greeks like you, huh champ
>read young adult fiction
People think you're a moron who's only capable of reading shit written for children
>read literary classics
People think you're a moron who only reads "hard" books to look cool and be a pretentious homosexual
The only way out is to read shit like 'Raskolnikov x Shadow The Hedgehog x reader' fanfic
>'Raskolnikov x Shadow The Hedgehog x reader' fanfic
I read that one. Absolute masterpiece.
The part where Raskolnikov "stepped over" common morality by tickle-torturing Shadows feet until he dies and makes the reader "watch," then proceeds to have a mental breakdown for the next 469 pages was truly harrowing.
I would like to formally apologize for senselessly shifting tense midway through this shitpost. I humble myself before you all
you mean the part where you said "until he dies"? ESL here
Correct
Thanks, anon. Your post made me realize I probably make a lot of mistakes when it comes to shifting or misusing tenses.
>>read literary classics
>People think you're a moron who only reads "hard" books to look cool and be a pretentious homosexual
Only if you also b***h about women online, or wear a beanie in the summer.
Okay, but what if I b***h about beanies online and wear women in the summer?
Not sure about the former but the latter makes you Ed Gein
>'Raskolnikov x Shadow The Hedgehog x reader' fanfic
I'll read it.
The only way out is to read what you want and not give a shit what anyone else thinks.
>meet girl
>she doesn't read cioran, zapffe, ligotti
>meet girl
>she does read Cioran and other pessimists
Bitches love Cioran, learn some one or two quotes (choose them carefully tho) and pussy will rain upon you
Maybe a suicide pact is what you need to seal the deal!
It's that or smut. Women read the literary equivalents of netflix shows instead (or on top) of watching them because they want to feel special.
>girl I've known my entire life, madly in love with her and believed she reciprocated but both too nervous to do anything at that time
>one day she comes up to me and says "My mom said you're writing a book, is that true? That's really cool"
>sadly she doesn't read at all
>one week later she shows me a few books she borrowed from the library: two Stephen King novels and maybe Girl with the Dragon Tattoo, as they were probably the only books she recognized, all with the purpose of trying to relate to my interest
>love remained unconsummated, and all these years later I think back on that incredibly lovely gesture and how it all could have turned out differently
>If, of all words of tongue and pen,
>The saddest are, “It might have been,”
Pic related. If you know you know.
>Madly in love
>Do nothing at all
You deserve this
So you're related to her and what might've been is a child with birth defects. How sad.
>If you know you know
frick of troony
Had a similar thing happen, girl I almost dated in high school tried to come talk to me after graduation but I just left. Pretty sure she wanted to talk about a relationship or something but I wasn't aware of it at the time and was struggling with family shit.
Still pretty sure she was my dream girl. Oh well.
Send her a message on facebook and ask her how her life is going. Best case you set up a date worst case you maybe get some closure.
Nothing to lose.
WOW OMG LOVE, TRUE LOVE IS ALL THAT ONE NEEDS! You guys sound like 13-year-old girls. Weak-minded morons, think about death for a minute.
Also, there both being dicked atm.
>Also, there both being dicked atm.
yeah lmao
your sweethearts are getting pumped full of cum and degraded in the most degenerate and animalistic way possible
google some random porn, put some headphones on and listen to those moans while closing your eyes
that's your sweetheart, you stupid, sad, pathetic "men"
get over them, they're just pussies
Go back nihilistic tard.
Black person that isn't madly in love. Madly in love is you making active and actionable plans to murder her parents and every boy she has kissed in her life so that she can be yours, not tee hee I was too nervous 🙁
You can’t write so it’s okay
Dodged a bullet
>If, of all words of tongue and pen,
>The saddest are, “It might have been"
YIKES CRINGE!
You should shit all over her if you want to frick her. Just tell you what you tell people here.
I'm a woman who reads cool books like The Shadow of the Torturer, Madame Bovery, Foucault's Pendulum and Ulysses but none of you would consider me because I have a penis
Feels bad
Holy shit I didn't think I'd ever see protomagicalgirl being posted here on IQfy!
As the wooden door closes behind you, know that your crime was not being a homosexual, but claiming to be a woman
breasts or gtfo
Why do trannoids feel the compulsion to force their sexual fetish on everybody?
Women are for breeding, not for thinking.
Your father should have taught you that, zoomie.
still better than a frog poster
at least she's reading something. don't really care what it is
My gf reads what I tell her to, as any good woman should. Currently she is reading though the "Lives of Early Christian Saints". Tonight we're gonna have anal after work, and watch Arrested Development.
Absolutely degenerate
Stupidest shit I've read today. Your life is a stupid shit, friend.
>gf says she read doctor faustus
>says it was really great
>gushes about mephistopheles
Books written at the YA reading level have existed for a long time. Do you think the Harlequin's that your aunt would read were anything better? How about the John Grisham novels that your dad reads? Most people are brainlets and if a publishing house is gonna make money, it's gotta cater to that.
She sounds like a more fun person to be around than you OP.
But for real, the number 1 gauge for dating a person is if they're fun to be around. If they're not fun, then there's zero chance of getting any. She's might be interested in those books, but doesn't want to bore the people around her.
>Met a woman today and she was eating a piece of poo, what's the deal with that?
>SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE ISN'T BITTER LIKE YOU INCEL
Your detector may be calibrated a bit high
We all gotta start somewhere dont we? Hell, I'm reading Mistborn and Iliad right now.
>meet young adult (a girl) who likes to read ya
>problem
Does not compute
who's avid?
get her into scifi like dune and neuromancer
and the elementary particles
>Meet a new girl
>We have a few nice dates
>She never talks to me again
oops
There is no hope is there guys?
>meet cute shy guy
>describes himself as an avid reader
>ask the guy what he's reading
>20th_century_neopaganism.pdf
I thought chicks loved pagan shit
>got filtered by YA