Microsoft buys Linux

Listen well to this prediction, because that is what's going to happen in the 20s.
>Microsodt acquisition Canonical
>Microsoft acquisition of SystemD
Be smart. Move out of Ubuntu before Microsoft makes the first move.

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Remember, they started it all with WSL.
    >embrace
    >extend (You are here)
    >extinguish

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the extinguish part is just only starting

  2. 2 years ago
    bruce3434

    acquisition of SystemD
    Fake news spread by anti systemd cultists

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Canonical is of too little value to be an acquisition target for the likes of Microsoft. And they've already had their hooks into the kernel for 10 years now.

      No, you're just a really unbelievably stupid, worthless piece of shit, bruce, and we will all rejoice in collective reverie when you finally fulfill your purpose as a JS webjeet and join the 41%.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    wow, everyday IQfy gets stupider

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    But I already use ubuntu on windows with WSL :thinking:

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I will stay in windows

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    honestly, bait or not, i wouldnt put it past them. microsoft has been so aggressively anticonsumer in the past ~7 years that i could forsee something like this happening.
    microsoft acquiring "Linux" (distros), illegally changing license terms, installing spyware and fricking over the user is not an impossibility. mark my fricking words, they're not slowing down their bullshit, let alone stopping. remember minecraft?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They're already in bed with Canonical anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      In your own words - please explain how Microsoft would illegally change the license of something that they own on paper? Hard mode: no Misc or G infographics may be used to make your point.

      Begin.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Microsoft acquires Canonical and adds Bing Shopping to the interface, exactly the same way that Canonical added Amazon Shopping to the interface 10 years ago. They fork existing Canonical tools under increasingly less permissive licenses until they've close-sourced them, the same way that Oracle did with all of its Sun acquisitions. Through "hardware partnerships" they begin rolling out Ubuntu-equipped laptops and workstations with these proprietary or quasi-proprietary tools until commercial entities that use Ubuntu and Canonical tools become dependent on the new features and extended capabilities they have added to the now-proprietary or quasi-proprietary tools. Eventually these non-standard, undocumented, proprietary capabilities become killer features for commercial customers, and they find themselves running an operating system based on the Linux kernel, but running mostly Microsoft proprietary or quasi-proprietary software. Embrace, Extend, Extinguish is not something that somebody just made up one day to disparage Microsoft. The DOJ found that phrase littered all over their internal docs. It's been part of their business strategy ever since NT, and especially since all of their shitty non-standard web technologies built into IE (there are still to this day gigantic megacorps running fricking ActiveX extensions and keeping their old XP machines limping along because it would cost a goddamn fortune to migrate to a standards-compliant alternative). This ain't exactly rocket surgery.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Microsoft hasn't been anti-consumer, I mean;
      >free unlimited private github repos
      >practically giving away windows for free
      >playfab analytics for free*
      >xbox gamepass + their cloud streaming stuff
      as a consumer, that stuff is fantastic
      but they're not the good guys at all, they're using very consumer friendly practices as bait to encourage people to use their offerings to get as much data as possible with stuff like spyware as you said

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        being a taxpayer leech is anti-consumer

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      current ryzen is all the computing power I'll need for the next 50 years.
      Where do we go after this? What can use more CPU?
      The only thing is virtual 3D A.I. real time shit, nothing that is even good.. No reason to join in, no reason to update

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Good they will make it usable.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ubuntu is already much more usable than Windows. It's not Gentoo we're talking about here.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Microsoft already shower Canonical with money and Canonical makes a very large part of its benefits in Azure. The day you see Microsoft acquiring Canonical isn't far at all.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    acquisition of SystemD
    You don't know how FOSS works. It's practically impossible to acquire large FOSS projects.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Lennart poettering leading a canonical NIH project at microsoft's direction sounds like a surreal nightmare.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      it's the future we chose
      >twskys

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't visit IQfy that regularly, but this an old copy pasta from last year.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    how long after MS buying canonical before linux mint is effected?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't think Mint will ever be. MS would have a strong position in the Linux world with Ubuntu and since it's cashcow (Azure) is mostly based on Ubuntu Servers that would help increase their marketshare on the cloud. Mint is useless for them.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    we should switch to RHEL now?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just use Debian. It's the most robust alternative to Ubuntu.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Microsoft bad
      >IBM good
      Go with SUSE

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just use Debian.

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Maybe Linux desktop won't be all shit then.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    probably the best thing for Linux adoption.
    decades and decades Linux got nowhere, then suddenly Google takes it into their hands - boom most successful mobile OS (or OS in general). What Linux is lacking is the firm guiding hands of a big corporation.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Linux was already powering 90% of the servers on the web before Android was a twinkle in Andy Rubin's eye, and the only thing Google's contribution has done is bloat the shit ouf the kernel to the point where we're going to be looking at a fork almost as soon as Linus is #MeToo'd back to Hellsinki.

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I can't wait honestly, maybe we'll get a good display server

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.phoronix.com/scan.php?page=news_item&px=Systemd-Creator-Microsoft

    This may take many by surprise but let's not forget Microsoft has over time employed a number of Linux developers and other prominent open-source developers... Microsoft currently employs Python creator Guido van Rossum, GNOME creator Miguel de Icaza had been employed by Microsoft from 2016 when they acquired Xamarin to earlier this year when he left, Nat Friedman as part of Xamarin-Microsoft served as GitHub CEO following Microsoft's acquisition, Gentoo Linux founder Daniel Robbins was previously employed by Microsoft, Steve French as the Linux CIFS/SMB2/SMB3 maintainer and Samba team member works for Microsoft, and Microsoft employs/previously-employed a large number of upstream Linux developers like Matteo Croce, Matthew Wilcox, Tyler Hicks, Shyam Prasad N, Michael Kelley, and many others beyond just the usual immediately recognizable names to Linux enthusiasts/developers. It was also just earlier this year that Christian Brauner as another longtime Linux kernel developer joined Microsoft. Christian Brauner is Berlin-based like Lennart and moved on to Microsoft after the past half-decade at Canonical working on the Linux kernel, LXC, systemd, and more.

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