Everybody's just trying to get by and is gonna die, everything changes... why get so hung up on how rich your fellow posters are? Be nice to them, and they'll do the same for you. Even if the mogul population is going down like you fear so much, the world doesn't revolve around you and it's not like you can change it, so get a nice thread going and get to know the rest of them, they don't hate you.
>Everybody's just trying to get by and is gonna die, everything changes... why get so hung up on how rich your fellow posters are? Be nice to them, and they'll do the same for you. Even if the mogul population is going down like you fear so much, the world doesn't revolve around you and it's not like you can change it, so get a nice thread going and get to know the rest of them, they don't hate you.
This is called $CLOWN. Can you even afford 10 of it?
I've gotten quite bored with my wealth, to the point I find myself buying stocks on the YSE, solely to accumulate enough shares such that the amount held is represented as a sequence of repeating digits I'm quite fond of the synchrony, if I say so myself. This is much to the chagrin of my account, but he simply must put up with it, should he value his holiday bonus. What say you, my fellow Moguls, how do you spend your time now that money is but a means to an end?
>drooler >What does drooler mean? >A drooler is a person or animal that involuntarily releases saliva from their mouth in an excessive or uncontrolled manner.
I got my 5 million and diversified into those shares I find funny and good.
It's now "worth" 8 million by doing nothing
I guess this is my final result
Good God, man! The Janitors have been none too helpful keeping your ilk out of this establishment. To think I was considering, doubling, no, tripling, their pay this year, as a gesture of goodwill... It's unnerving to think I almost committed such an error. Nonetheless, does it appear as if we're operating a soup kitchen here? Do not pretend to know me or my compatriots, we would certainly not rub elbows with someone of your poor stature. Go now, be on your way, lest you desire a thrashing from the business end of my cane.
Gentlemen... perhaps instead of kicking out these fentanyl filth... we can make them fight each other and bet some of our unneeded riches on the victor?
>stack high price, undervalued stocks until you're at $300k cash >as soon as a stock hits single digits, buy 30k of it >once it gets above 25 or so dump it >repeat
Might need to update it since stocks usually don't crater to the singles now, but there you go.
Look at this my friends of excess! It speaks! It thinks itself on par with us socialites. How crude! Let us banish it with derisive laughter! >Ah-ha-ha-ha
I am afraid you have confused me for someone else. The welfare office is down the street. Maybe you can reapply here once the market has >Schiff'td
to your favour?
2 months ago
Anonymous Magnate
I AM THE OWNER OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT YOU HONKY FACED LITTLE CLOWN
2 months ago
Anonymous Mogul
That's funny! My turn, everytime I honk my horn, GME drops in value! >Honk
2 months ago
Anonymous Mogul
THE MOASS HAS STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL BE THE WORLDS FIRST TRILLIONAIRE
2 months ago
Anonymous Mogul
I made it to $200 million.
Don't mind me, just sitting atop my stack of 100k $GACHI
greetings gentlemen
Well done. A toast to your successes!
2 months ago
Anonymous Mogul
THANK YOU SIR. I AM NEVER SELLING AND WILL HOLD MY 50,000 SHARES OF GME UNTIL THEY GO TO ZERO THOUGH JUST LIKE THE REAL STOCK
I AM A TYCOON ABOVE EVERYONE THE MARKET JUST HASNT RECOGNIZED THE VALUE OF MY GAMESTOP STOCKS
We outnumber you rich buttholes. We are going to vote to raise taxes on you. Why the frick should I work for a living when I can just force you to give me free stuff?
Tfw too poor
Ah, I see some pests have gotten in, I'll take care of these insects
We outnumber you rich buttholes. We are going to vote to raise taxes on you. Why the frick should I work for a living when I can just force you to give me free stuff?
We outnumber you rich buttholes. We are going to vote to raise taxes on you. Why the frick should I work for a living when I can just force you to give me free stuff?
Begone plebians, you're scaring away the office ladies.
Lost my status to GACHI, spent millions to keep it afloat. But when I look from my window and see the smiling performance artists who still have their job, I feel at peace for being in the red.
But of course, I have 17 million on standby, and another 9 million in the portfolio. I'm slightly declining my stock trading days as I believe I have already made it enough to not have to spend every waking moment stalking the graph.
>Bought like 60000 CHAD at around 3 dollars on my desktop >forced to phonepost away from my computer >saw CHAD go to 250 and drop back down to 50
FRICK FRICK FRICK ITS NOT FAIR I HATE BEING A WAGIE. At least I still have 7 mil on my phone, but its in an incognito tab
I lost literally everything and then crawled my way back to Mogulitude. I'm feeling pretty good. I might not be Rothschild tier like some other anons here, but I follow the good ol' saying of the book Robinson Crusoe that there's nothing better than being middle class.
>it's real
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>This just in, /smg/ moron attempts to find supernatural explanations for what is essentially random behaviour. >Stay with us for technical analysis on leveraged ETFs coming up next!
What are the odds Hiroshimoot crashes the market?
>not cashing out just in case
get a load of this moron
Once you're a millionaire. You have a lot, a lot of side cash.
I would be a mogol but I opened my page in a private window
?
Low dear Mogil fren
You're a big guy.
Thank god. Refuge from those poorgays
Finally free of Chuck.
Just waiting on RDDT and GME to go up before I retire.
I'm all in on $PEPE
How much milk can I buy with $10,000,000 $BOOB
>I've made fren
test
Read the sign poorgays
Damn, last time I posted I was a mogul. Wealth surely is fleeting.
SECURITY???
Get these section 8ers out of here!
poorgays OUT OUT OUT
sorry friendo, maybe you should've bought $20,000 shares of $YTSB when it was $1 like I did
don't make eye contact, roll up your windows, lock your doors.
GET OUT
NO
Mogul is too easy, I'm a billionaire.
Glad to be here king.
reported
get out poorgays
You almost made it son.
Unfortunately, I'm going to have to ask you to leave. This is a MOGUL only zone.
What's the limit again, 5mil or 10? Since I'm at 6.
Everybody's just trying to get by and is gonna die, everything changes... why get so hung up on how rich your fellow posters are? Be nice to them, and they'll do the same for you. Even if the mogul population is going down like you fear so much, the world doesn't revolve around you and it's not like you can change it, so get a nice thread going and get to know the rest of them, they don't hate you.
Ah, this must be some kind of commoner speak. Can security please escort this beggar out?
Go eat boiled hot dogs, or whatever you brokies eat.
Updooted!
Edit: Thank you for the gold kind stranger!
>blah blah blah
sorry, I don't speak Poor
Maybe if you put the same effort into the stock market, as you do conjuring up that sob story, you'd be rich enough to post here
>aha-ha-ha-ha
>Everybody's just trying to get by and is gonna die, everything changes... why get so hung up on how rich your fellow posters are? Be nice to them, and they'll do the same for you. Even if the mogul population is going down like you fear so much, the world doesn't revolve around you and it's not like you can change it, so get a nice thread going and get to know the rest of them, they don't hate you.
This is called $CLOWN. Can you even afford 10 of it?
Fellow MOGULS, do you hear something?
Hello fellow Moguls
lets rocket
Can you poorgays frick off already
Feels good, man. My money makes money now.
Whoops. Might be rich, but still moronic.
You can't be moronic, fellow aristocrat.
You made the money to prove!
Thanks for the encouragement, old chap.
>burns cigar with 100 dollar bill
Hi everybody
I thought changing my name would work. I'll see myself out.
da fuk outta here por boi
mogul reporting in
I've gotten quite bored with my wealth, to the point I find myself buying stocks on the YSE, solely to accumulate enough shares such that the amount held is represented as a sequence of repeating digits I'm quite fond of the synchrony, if I say so myself. This is much to the chagrin of my account, but he simply must put up with it, should he value his holiday bonus. What say you, my fellow Moguls, how do you spend your time now that money is but a means to an end?
Hi there fellow rich people!
>Rich Investor
It's like winning in 1st place watching a drooler happy about his participation trophy.
>drooler
>What does drooler mean?
>A drooler is a person or animal that involuntarily releases saliva from their mouth in an excessive or uncontrolled manner.
get out noob
You must be lost cretin, please see yourself out
>mfw the poors sneak into our gated thread
yep
hello fellow high society people
>captcha PTSD
I got my 5 million and diversified into those shares I find funny and good.
It's now "worth" 8 million by doing nothing
I guess this is my final result
I like the clown comments - I will be a clown too from now on
>tra la la
spare change?
is mogul after magnate
Yes
0w0
sorry guys, my bags just dumped faster than a -acking troony
Good God, man! The Janitors have been none too helpful keeping your ilk out of this establishment. To think I was considering, doubling, no, tripling, their pay this year, as a gesture of goodwill... It's unnerving to think I almost committed such an error. Nonetheless, does it appear as if we're operating a soup kitchen here? Do not pretend to know me or my compatriots, we would certainly not rub elbows with someone of your poor stature. Go now, be on your way, lest you desire a thrashing from the business end of my cane.
Do I have a promising future in the stock market?
Indubitably.
anything after mogul?
No.
You're already at the top.
Billionaires get a special title, but you must have a Pokémon that knows surf and swim to a special ledge with a truck. It's underneath that truck.
How much you need to get to mogol?
5 mil
now get out peasant, you're stinking up the thread
GME dumped
I was THIS CLOSR THISSS
Bruvas, I'm poor
Someone let the riff raff in. Give them a bread roll or something and send them on their way.
Silence, b***h. If I'm poor then you are fricking non-existent
get out of my sight
Money can't buy class. Look at that vulgar language. For shame. Must be new money. A rapper or something.
LOL
I saw a Rothschild an hour or two into the event but haven't seen one since. I wonder where he is now, bros.
Gentlemen... perhaps instead of kicking out these fentanyl filth... we can make them fight each other and bet some of our unneeded riches on the victor?
Mogol bros share the tips
Can't get out of Magnet
GME can take me to mongol numbers i trust it
just do the same as you already did to get to magnate
It just becomes a pain in the ass to buy all the necessary shares with the cooldown
>stack high price, undervalued stocks until you're at $300k cash
>as soon as a stock hits single digits, buy 30k of it
>once it gets above 25 or so dump it
>repeat
Might need to update it since stocks usually don't crater to the singles now, but there you go.
ARE MAGNATES HIGHER OR LOWER THAN MOGULS
You are beneath me, simpleton.
>Trolling outside of /b/
I AM A TYCOON ABOVE EVERYONE THE MARKET JUST HASNT RECOGNIZED THE VALUE OF MY GAMESTOP STOCKS
GET OUT YOU SMELL MAGNATE
oh sweet little thing doesnt even know where it belongs~ Do you wealthy fellows think we can keep it?
Unlikely dear chap, the authorities get worked up over sort of thing.
You'll have to pay him a "fair wage".
Look at this my friends of excess! It speaks! It thinks itself on par with us socialites. How crude! Let us banish it with derisive laughter!
>Ah-ha-ha-ha
OH HO HO HO HO HO!
THATS NOT FAIR IM A MOGUL THE MARKET JUST HASNT RECOGNIZED THE VALUE OF MY INVESTMENTS YET. IM EARLY BECAUSE IM TOO SMART. IM BASICALLY PETER SCHIFF
I am afraid you have confused me for someone else. The welfare office is down the street. Maybe you can reapply here once the market has
>Schiff'td
to your favour?
I AM THE OWNER OF THIS ESTABLISHMENT YOU HONKY FACED LITTLE CLOWN
That's funny! My turn, everytime I honk my horn, GME drops in value!
>Honk
THE MOASS HAS STARTED!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I WILL BE THE WORLDS FIRST TRILLIONAIRE
Well done. A toast to your successes!
THANK YOU SIR. I AM NEVER SELLING AND WILL HOLD MY 50,000 SHARES OF GME UNTIL THEY GO TO ZERO THOUGH JUST LIKE THE REAL STOCK
DIAMOND HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ah, I see some pests have gotten in, I'll take care of these insects
Pls sir mercy. I clean your ball
Vagrants, I'll escort you out
Soon I'll be in the trust the GME process
Yes, yes, I'm sure you will be any day now. Now get out.
I say humble 10$ million doolaras is fun
We outnumber you rich buttholes. We are going to vote to raise taxes on you. Why the frick should I work for a living when I can just force you to give me free stuff?
Oh I'm sorry. I have a hard time hearing POOR.
Tfw too poor
Begone plebians, you're scaring away the office ladies.
Ah, anyone need their cigar lit?
I have to use some of these bulk lighters
I'M TRYING TO LOSE MONEY AND GME JUST SHOT UP FRICK MY LIFE
testing
Our securities should let us collect divvies.
>briefly became mogul
>lost it buying GACHI
Please go up
Anyone all in on GACHI?
Balls deep
Lost my status to GACHI, spent millions to keep it afloat. But when I look from my window and see the smiling performance artists who still have their job, I feel at peace for being in the red.
If you don't have at least 50 million you're a fake mogul and probably smell like shit
hey fellas
Reporting for duty, fellow mogul.
When is the best time to get in on $CLOWN if I've been largely profiting off shitcoins so far?
About 8 hours ago
>t. just sold my Clown
sneed
damn, was hoping putting $SNEED instead of $CHUCK would be a secret option
This is too easy, they should have made this exchange more interesting.
am i in?
Give me money you fricking israelite homosexuals.
Security? It seems you've accidentally allowed a beggar into this fine establishment
i believe i have the necessary requirements
I will find out if there's something... beyond mogul
The fact that not everyone on this board has mogul just proves the point that this board shouldnt exist
And he said he owned stocks numbering in the four digits!
>FOUR
AH HA HA HA HA
The child that enters 1000 on my command didn’t show up at my mansion today
I'm at 4.3m, how much for mogul?
Five
5mil you poor fool
Hold your words. Making money is nothing to me.
$CHUCK MOGUL REPORTING IN
When do we rugpull the poors?
How do you do fellow chads?
Just waiting for the tbh godcoin to dump and the GME shitcoin to pump
5 milly now, test
>i retire, gg all thanks for playing.
Test, I'll occupy the homeless beggar corner
There is no homeless beggar corner in this fine establishment. Now get out before your stench seeps into the furniture here.
Aspiring PhoneMogul, is there a way to sell more than 1000 stocks at a time, I keep lagging behind my pump and dump schemes
Upvotes to the left.
Stinking filthy beggar, leave this place at once.
BROTHERS
you are not a real mogul if you don't have $5 mln in liquid cash
simple as
But of course, I have 17 million on standby, and another 9 million in the portfolio. I'm slightly declining my stock trading days as I believe I have already made it enough to not have to spend every waking moment stalking the graph.
My plan is liquid 5 mill and funny meme numbers in stocks
r8
You must have a very sad life.
>No I don't actually.
Don't mind me, just sitting atop my stack of 100k $GACHI
>COME ON CRYPTO LET'S BUY SCHIZO
>AH AH AHH YEAH
>COME ON CRYPTO LET'S BUY SCHIZO
>OO WOOAHOO OO WOAHOO
>COME ON CRYPTO LET'S BUY SCHIZO
>AH AH AHH YEAH
>COME ON SCHIZO LET'S BUY CRYPTO
am i mogul
No. Now away with you.
No.
I would thoroughly enjoy it if they made a small change where stocks could suddenly go negative.
you're not very bright are you
OR israeliteS COULD CHANGE IT TO "SELL ONLY" MODE JUST LIKE IN REAL LIFE WHEN THEY START LOSING
>Hmm, I believe I shall attempt to reach 1 (one) million shares of gme and/or reddit gentlemen. How are the folios looking?
I made it to $200 million.
greetings gentlemen
I hope mogul is at least 5m and I'm not about to look really silly
My ass looked silly
there are some obvious signs of market manipulation in the stocks...
What's the highest portfolio so far?
SICP bros not like this
Lost fortune on sicp never again
why is chad such a shitcoin? I expect it to be a big hitter like tbh or clown so Im waiting for it to blow up but its just meandering around
Ex-mogul here, please learn from my mistakes and take profits
I hate every single one of you richgays.
Go be poor somewhere else.
Im going to steal your wealth
These comments upset me so much that I purchased 1000xYTSB to cheer myself up
I'm glad I sold 95% of my $GME stock
Test
WHAT IS THE HIGHEST RANK?
>I'm genuinely getting sick from poor goyim. We should poison their food and water supplies, as well as brainwash their children into trannies.
fellow mogul reporting in
How many of you Moguls are NEETs?
My real name is John Poop
>Bought like 60000 CHAD at around 3 dollars on my desktop
>forced to phonepost away from my computer
>saw CHAD go to 250 and drop back down to 50
FRICK FRICK FRICK ITS NOT FAIR I HATE BEING A WAGIE. At least I still have 7 mil on my phone, but its in an incognito tab
I still feel poor despite my IQfy dollars
$chad buy $chad
did i make it?
Sorry to intrude, I'm from the other mogul thread. What's the company like here?
We celebrate each fellow and turn of the wheel, and scorn the poor whilst getting filthy rich. How's business in the other thread?
Very refined group, we recently had an Anonymous Magnate show up and he was harassed until he got his finances together.
Good evening, sirs.
I made it frens
Where is security?
The door is that way
Ah, as it should be. Excellent leadership on your part.
I made it again frens
Frick you guys, dump and pump something already
Checking in
Surprise homosexuals!
Reeeeeee
Despite all my rage
I’m stuck in the magnate cage
leave
CHAD bros, where are we at?
that's enough for me for today
night, lads
what is up losers
I'm a simple man waiting for a dip to buy more
poorgay
no mogul on mogul violence please
I have forsaken wealth for the joy of boobs
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>MOGAL GANG WE STAY RISING
>honk
This market is fake but I dont care.
I made a lot of funny money.
>Good evening fellow Clowns and Moguls
PUMP CHAD FOR FRICK'S SAKE I NEED TO DUMP THIS MASSIVE LOAD BEFORE MY BALLS EXPLODE
man if I only had 0.1% of it
Am I a mogul?
No
We're all gonna make it
MY TWO BIGGEST HOLDINGS ARE REDDIT AND GAMESTOP JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
>Black person
>Black person
>Black person
>Black person
>Black person
>Black person
>Black person
CHECKING IN
im a mogul :3
Fellow moguls, the time has come for $CHUCK
sup
sup
feeling god
Hello Brokie's
You are a poor
out of the way peasant
>9 figure hell
Message recieved, shorting $RDDT into the dirt where it belongs.
Madness
>69
I MADE IT BROS
IT WAS CLOSE
BUT I MADE IT
wait shit i'm moronic
WELL, i am a mogul, so who cares. i made it.
cringe
based
I'm pretty sure I should be a mogul by now
GTFO Poorgay
just you wait pleb I'll exit 9 figure hell soon
>he counts the cents as position places.
Lol, lmao even
How many of you deleted after reach 8 digits? Thinking of doing it and going to sleep.
I'm with you
no you are just poor
You shouldn't talk like that to a fellow mogul.
yes but you are newmogul
I finally have 10 shares
from $1,000 to $30,000,000 in 4 hours. My limo is here. Can't miss my reservation at Dorsia.
I lost literally everything and then crawled my way back to Mogulitude. I'm feeling pretty good. I might not be Rothschild tier like some other anons here, but I follow the good ol' saying of the book Robinson Crusoe that there's nothing better than being middle class.
Mogul Middle Class, that is.
hello uhh Black folk Black folk Black folk
>winning
Black folk
reporting in
feels good man
you frickers installed shit on my computer and fricked it up........frick you feds
>it's real
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On pol, we've been bullying the shit out of reddt and chuck.
is there any hope for me?
A bit late but why there's no $NIGGR stock?
Because then Hiro wouldn’t be able to host all these Crypto ads website-wide
That sucks. I though we could finally own some shares of Nigroes Worldwide Global PTE LTD (Ticker:NIGGR)
Can I play
>It stands by itself now
drive me out fgt
will i ever make it
250M check.
For some reason I can’t answer the Poor Investor ITT. Did a mod do this?
>made 6 mil
>cashed out 5 mil
>now only investing that 1 mil difference
where my perma mogul bros at
I’ll die a mogul
If you didn't make mogul in the first hour, you're ngmi out in the real world
This was my first time on biz
Is making money really this easy?
It is, but the regs of IQfy can't figure it out KEK
if you have the capital
I got there
I fricking got there.
hello
So why are the poor allowed to post ban thek janny
I went from 1k to 10 million in a matter of hours but I've been stuck in 6 figure hell for 4 years
The only difference between YSE and the NYSE is that it's "fake money" so you don't make decisions based on emotions.
Mogul reporting in.
bow down, Black folk
Hello sirs
good evening fellow moguls
Did you hear something?
> H e l l o S i r s
have a dick, homosexuals:
>3=============Ð
I mogul'd thanks to boobies
Anyone achieve a higher score?
when reddit pumps im well over 10 fig, i fricking won
i'm late, and I'm too rich to apologize for it
i thought that was 4 billion holy shit
Hello fellow mogul chads.
>IS THAT EZ
gays
You're all banned if you don't tank janny right fricking now.
>i need cheapies.
Spitting on scum. Thank you for this thread, anon.
Greetings
who here all in $CIA
Sneeding 45k
Chad thunder wienering 25k
Reddit spacing 30k
Game stopping 25k
Amime larping 1k
Bane talking 1k
We made it.
Anyone else notice they gave each stock a “personality” to its behavior?
>This just in, /smg/ moron attempts to find supernatural explanations for what is essentially random behaviour.
>Stay with us for technical analysis on leveraged ETFs coming up next!
Did you guys check your score? I'm #97 lmao
https://IQfy/prize.html
Kek, im not even in the list, how much free time do you have anons?
Gp la xupa
Why can't we post on qa anymore?
I woke up and my portfolio is bleeding
CRASH IS HERE. MARKET WILL NEVER BE THE SAME.
And it's fine, never gonna be poor because I got liquidity ha ha ha
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OH GOD NO
Chaps, hard times for everyone and I'm not exactly "liquid" right now but I trust I am still welcome?
Ah-ha-ha! You are as PRESUMPTUOUS as you are POOR and IRISH . Tarnish notte the majesty of my TOWER of FIAT .
Come on old boy there's no need for all that, I'll bounce back I always do, tell the doorman to let me in now stop this nonsense.
>he dropped rank in between posts