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>Mom found the Blood Meridian fanfiction where Steven Universe redeems Judge Holden
>Dad found the Dante's Inferno spinoff where all my high school bullies are in hell
>What circle is this, Virgil?
>The 10th circle, for those who give wedgies.
>What is their punishment?
>Barbed wire anal beads floss their anus for eternity.
>Ouchie! Anon! I'm so sorry I AAAAH gave you wedgies in high school! My anus hurts AAAAAAA so baaaad!
>These punishments are getting less creative.
>Let us enter the 11th circle now, for those who call people gay, even though they are straight.
>look up wedgie
Seriously, if you are over 10 yo and you do shit like that, you would probably be considered mentally challenged here. What the frick is wrong with US education?
>The purpose of education is to prevent wedgies
Foreigners are like children, it's adorable
Acting like a civilized person instead of a deranged moron. Yes. Or is it being able to be a cog of Shekelberg & Goldstein? Come on, quit pretending to be that Bateman fricker.
I see, that makes sense.
The lesson today is to beware of holding boogeymen
KEK sure. I'm sure that is just me.
There's only slavery, death, or victory. Europeans opted for slavery and, being slaves, they like to jeer at the free men (and children) still struggling outside their continental cuckshed.
>i want to be free
>to wave some stupid flag and yell Black person
KEK I won't ever understand some morons
Europeans opted for freedom and got american/soviet slave ideology exported to them at gunpoint, what the frick is the matter with you.
>at gunpoint
You had two options at that point and you still chose slavery
They fought to as near the last man as has ever been known to happen and by this means kept an vital and independent spirit alive. You have absolutely no basis for this claim.
Moron, you thought wedgies were a real thing that happens commonly because of your American boogeyman.
I'm not saying America doesn't have it's problems (especially in the black people areas), I'm saying having that boogeyman made you take something ridiculous and comical at face value.
No, I never thought that. There is no way it could be worse than it is here, and things here aren't that bad. I grew up in Brazil's countryside. Not in the poorest provinces, but still, I doubt things in the US are worse than here. I'm just joking FFS. What is wrong with you dudes? I don't get triggered over people saying that we live in a huge favela or whatever.
Black person what is this
>reply to some dude writing a fanfic of dante's inferno
Is it that bad? Do they have gangs and drug dealers like on that Michelle Pfeiffer movie, that my mother wouldn't ever let me watch because it was too violent? Jesus fricking Christ, what the frick is wrong with you dudes?
you can't backpedal now tbh, you meant that shit
you really did
Are you for real? Aren't you Americans full of shit when it comes to being touched? I'm sure that some Karen seeing his son's underwear would be extremely happy with it.
homie what are you even trying to say
I am never talking to an ESL again!
It is a joke thread. Why the frick would I change it to a serious tone? Does a deranged moron working for Shekelberg & Goldstein sounds legit?
Caipiranon, recomenda viver no interior ou a única coisa que me espera lá é o alcoolismo? A cidade é uma merda.
Depende, tem vantagens e desvantagens. Não espere paraíso nenhum, mas é mais tranquilo, sem tanto trânsito. Se você gosta de cachorro é legal ter um cão de guarda e arrumar uma arma também. Fora isso nem tenho muito que reclamar.
Você precisa gostar um pouco de DIY também, porque se não souber fazer pequenos reparos, ou não tem paciência pra aprender, e for ficar dependendo dos outros pra tudo. Aí esquece, vai passar muito aperto mesmo, porque ninguém vai sair da casa na sexta/sábado de noite pra arrumar as coisas na sua.
Interessante. É mais ou menos o que imaginava. Obrigado.
Limp wristed gringo fearing the kara boga, a tale as old as time.
It's more of a fictional trope than anything that's actually done. Like stealing lunch money or giving a swirlie
No one gets wedgied anymore. Now, kids either get beaten bloody or murdered, depending on your area.
regular shit
>Let us enter the 11th circle now, for those who call people gay, even though they are straight.
Amazing
>>Let us enter the 11th circle now, for those who call people gay, even though they are straight.
lol
>it's a moronic Brazilian thread
Do you monkeys not have your own forums? Too stupid to make them?
>gringo
>knows jackshit
>tries to boss people around
Unless you pay me some dollars, I'm not going anywhere. I might move to the US, thanks.
Ook ook
>speaks fluent macaco
Oh sorry, I can't understand that, but it makes sense that a rabid monkey would be fluent in macaco. Where is the responsible for this animal? I'm calling the animal control to put it down.
esl bants are so embarrassing
>gets owned
>you are sooo
>LE CRINGE
KEK thanks, bro. I have my moments.
holden redeemed himself by killing that insufferable little squirt
He didn't kill him. He literally hugged him. The guys were disgusted because they were homophobic and thought it was something gay.
honestly I didn't realize he killed him till I read the introduction. I thought he was in there raping him. tbh even re-reading the end I don't see how it's definitively stated that he killed him. what line(s) indicate(s) that? tbh until I get better confirmation, I'm going with the gay sex interpretation
>DFW discovered I was using his book as an actual doorstopper
Haven't heard anything from him since, hope he's doing okay
Yummy yummy pls gib link my body needs it