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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Women have 10℅ smaller brains than men like shown in this webm.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          more like 10% brains

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          cope

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            All of this shit is patronizing. I don't want to live at work

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            ngmi

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what could a 22 year old possibly be so good at that they are a consultant?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            More /csg/ related, but those lamps are fricking great. They sell for 6$ at ali and come with a battery and charge controller. You can rip the other stuff out and put some WS2812b and some sort of ESP in there to make a battery powered smart lamp that looks kinda classy for less than 10 bucks. I've put a couple of them at my work place to indicate work related metrics via colors. They also have a wire connected to the chassis that you can use as capacitive touch. Can highly recommend.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            post the link, anon

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006395407847.html
            https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005006449094324.html

            But there's basically a a whole bunch of variations on them. They're all made of anodized iron, so you need to get one where the frosted plastic part for light diffusion is large enough to accommodate your choice of ESP.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Thank you, anon. I had been thinking about some sort of lighting project.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            At least this one's open about how she got the job

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I swear praise to Allah that I'm gonna move to Dubai and slave myself a loving, humble wife.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            dinner and frick

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            they are hired because they have a pussy it grants the company certain immunities, imagine if like YouTube you hire a woman to be CEO while you take massive amounts of money from the world economic forum
            all of the blame somehow goes to the woman instead of to the shareholders

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >12:30: coffee with manager
            You played San Andreas right

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            > send email to schedule meeting
            > have meeting
            > send emails about meeting

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Wonder how many of them realize they're grifting frauds and how many believe they're actually creating anything of value beyond upping the company's ESG score.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            one sec lemme get out of bed, place my phone aiming at my bed, then get back in bed and then pretend to get out of bed

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >hand gestures mean what I'm saying is important

          • 2 weeks ago
            Jordan

            >using community hygiene products and hair curlers, etc
            gross

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Crazy how much 10℅ makes a difference.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Oh, some oldgay told me about this phenomenon.
            >get hired by huge corpo
            >get shown around
            >restaurants, cafeterias, gyms, etc.
            >Lunch is free
            >Coffee is free
            >Breakfast is free
            >but, pay is shit
            you get impressed by this shit and you agree to wage cuck for a free sandwich and a portion of goyslop.
            I work remotely for a company in a different country and I make 4 times what these morons make while they have to commute 2 hours every day.
            ....but I make my own coffee, breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I've never seen that.
            It's usually good pay = free food
            shit pay = no food

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            feel like shit was better when only people working at tech companies were nerds that spent 14 hours a day coding because they enjoyed it. And wouldn't shower or anything for days. Women and gays really ruined a good thing

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How can 10% make so much difference

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Are these facts or just feel good content

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          They're ubdeniable proof that women have 10℅ smaller brains than men.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The girls in that particular video are all daughters of wealthy tech billionaires. They could call one of their shits a startup and daddy would fund it.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this is the real secret of being a successful "yas queen" girlboss

            Making a company is a hobby for them, they are parasites who will never work a day in their life

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            nope

            it's literally half of IT is these women

            maybe two thirds

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            The previous anon said "this particular video" for a reason. Look at which thread chain you're in before commenting

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          the last decade money was way to loose for web shit its really baffling seeing how much cash they spend on useless bullshit while important research projects were shafted left and right.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These girls are celebrating getting loaned over 7 figures of money for setting up a forum. I swear Stanford is just a factory for destroying women in weird financial ways they're too stupid to understand. Nothing good has come out of there since SUN.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        These will be the first to be laid off, though it likely already happened last year.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          they will never be laid off or suffer anything. These are uber rich nepobabies who only get "jobs" to make these tiktok videos, it's roleplay

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        [x] Doubt

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        so where's this linkedin for gen z thing huh

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Pretty sure there's a video of the first girl sucking dick, wouldn't recommend it

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          There was. There's a sextape between her and some Black.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Ah the Tik Tok generation. Why are they so hate-able?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          lack of direction, lack of father, and lack of morality.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >reinvent linked in for genz
        kek, it's all just game and we were just born at the wrong spawn. To even get a whiff of this as a normie you need a portfolio of custom made tools and compilers and other projects and shit to even show up on the radar. Excellent.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The girls in that particular video are all daughters of wealthy tech billionaires. They could call one of their shits a startup and daddy would fund it.

        Names?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The Great Collapse can't come soon enough.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, and how many of them are generational weatlh?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope

      All of these
      >a day in the life of x
      videos look like they're straight out of American Psycho. Bunch of narcissistic yuppie fricks.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous
        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          that secretary has nice looks

          https://i.imgur.com/1TpVqxy.png

          good.
          i might do some hiring soon-ish
          the shittier the situation for wagies
          the cheaper they become

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Those fricking lips
          >The eyes having a football field of separation between them
          >And the characteristic Black skull with the mouth protruding half a kilometer to the front
          It would have to suck being her, but I bet she's got men lining to frick her because desperation knows no limits.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dick sucking lips

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          How the frick did she get a "CS degree" without knowing how to code? Let alone her job. What a fricking clown world.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            See

            dick sucking lips

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            University hasn't been about learning for at least a couple decades by now.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          As someone who works developing internal cybersecurity tools for a company, I can affirmatively tell yall that most analysts are idiots, who will regularly screw up reporting procedures and piss off customers if given room to. We straight up have to build guardrails and safety checks into the software to double-verify that they're doing their jobs correctly to avoid this.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >cybersecurity is so much fun
          >you literally get paid to be nosey

          ??? that's literally all of IT
          what live user data are you looking at?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Would.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          i don’t see a problem with this tbh. she’s saying she’s interested in cybersecurity

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Cybersecurity is just shilling, you moron.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            this is almost certainly an actor paid by some NGO to get women / colored people interested in "cybersecurity." what it looks like shes describing is the really tedious combing over of logs and contacting customers. nobody enjoys that and it also probably pays very shitty

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          These types of hires explains why a lot of companies have data breaches.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          The only cybersecurity hire my company ever brought on that wasn't a tard, was an actual, literal genius.
          Every other person I've interacted with has been on the level of this nog. They make the general IT guys and netengineers look like gods.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Upper-middle dystopia

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Love from Kazakhstan

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Have 300~500k/y job
      >Have absolutely no money to afford living without a job for a couple of months
      Why are people like this?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's like if you take away their source of income they can't pay the bills, funny how that works right? Why can't we be like the Chad's that have no income and pay rent?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Please look deeply inside yourself that you form your world views based on TikTok's and then ask why you think I would do the same.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            What does that mean in English

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          dumb Black person
          anyone whos been making 500k a year for 5 years should have at least a million in liquid investments, 2 million would be easily achievable in that time

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          500k a year would land you 41k/mo, let's say you pay 50% income taxes that would mean you get 20k/mo, how much are you fricking paying for everything that you literally need FRICKING 20000$ EVERY MONTH to live?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            i heard rent is 5k in siliconE valley
            10 usd for a coffee.
            i didnt bother checking groceries.
            its prolly all bugs anyways

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Anon, I shouldn't have to say this, but you really don't need to buy the most expensive shit for yourself, nor you need to do every single meal at a restaurant and buy 10 20$ coffees every day, you should really get a fricking grip over your expenses if you're burning over 20 fricking thousand dollars every month.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            im of the same opinion.
            if i worked there i would work for a couple years then open a business of my own.
            thats what i did working in construction, with a fraction of the salary

            at least i would have an exit strategy
            5oyvalley is filled with mongoloid morons given the amount of seethe and asshurt you can find on the webz

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Order food every meal ~$100 / day
            Starbucks $30
            Avocado whatever bullshit thing $20
            $150 x 30 days
            $4500 / month
            Millennials hate that avocado meme but it's real. There are dumbfricks out there who cannot into personal finance.
            A funny thing is the genuine povertygays relate to the "omg so broke millennial" posts and they all think they relate to each other. If the actual poor could see how these richhomosexuals live on a day to day basis they would literally eat those rich ass snobs.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Order food every meal ~$100 / day
            >Starbucks $30
            >Avocado whatever bullshit thing $20
            >$150 x 30 days
            >$4500 / month
            Name 10 regular people who live like this.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Name 10 regular people
            No.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Because they're coastie roasties. They save nothing, create nothing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >spends 5 seconds of looking for a job for 70 seconds eating, drinking and putting makeup on
      I think I know why she was let go

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        dad is paying her rent
        daddy is paying for everything else

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          I wonder if she's taking applications for additional daddies

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      > not pictured: boyfriend who earns just as much money and does real work to pay for her ego

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      99% of women in tech do no work

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope

      I love it when these frickers get laid off. They're all charlatans, people who like the idea of working in tech because they think it's cool without actually having any passion or technical knowledge. Often found working as product managers or in strategy roles. I always wonder how much they're paid. Surely, even a product manager managing devs at Google isn't getting as much as the devs working on their projects?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Even if they do they will have better opportunities lined up for them because they have Google on their resume, which theyll probably milk to death, and will get to become your makework manager.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I will never understand how someone can become so narcissistic they think other people are interested in their chores. There is 'woman moment', and then there is whatever the frick this is.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >make an account
        >grow followers to x-amount
        >companies pay you to shill random home items
        >simps feel sorry for you and slide into your DMs to offer even more $$$

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Imagine having a job that pays 100k+ for 4+ years, but instead of using your money to buy a house you waste it on things you don't need. By the time a layoff happens you could be a homeowner and then take any wagie job just to pay your utilities and taxes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        That's what I did.
        Total compensation roughly $130k equivalent. Admittedly not much but it's pretty ok for Europe, the government only steals about a third and in return I get pretty good job security. Live in rural Scotland. Own two properties (home + holiday property in Central Europe, the latter bought with cash outright). Rental from the holiday property pays my mortgage, I make additional payments every month to screw over the usurious hand-rubber. My family live a reasonable quality of life and I can even put away some savings. I don't know what those prostitutes are doing to spend that much money on nothing.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      god damn prostitutes are stupid af but I wouldn't mind suck the fart outta her ass if she asks nicely.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >why yes, we are all narcissistic champagne socialists that aspire to be the actors, beauracrats and leaders of the neoliberal dystopia, how could you tell?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm pretty sure there was a sex scene with her dog at the end of that video in the dark.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"trying to get their shit together"
      >wakes up and immediately does a literal placebo light therapy on her skin
      >does makeup just to stay home
      >has a massive bathroom
      >massive kitchen
      >just scrolls on her macbook
      I really wish I could experience the grave hardships women like her face. It must be torture

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      These HR roasties who got into big tech who never wrote a line of code getting BTFO’d by the layoffs is almost—almost worth being unemployed CS major with four years experience.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      fricking grey interior fricking fake wood instagram fricking shit c**t moronic trash

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope

      cope

      ngmi

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This guy hasn't had a smile on his face through the entire video

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Just one more anime and then he can be happy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      cope

      tech in the 2020s is just normie yuppies trying to get rich
      that's why male tech "influencers" are just sigma types talking about $$$ and females are instagram thots

      Wonder how many of them realize they're grifting frauds and how many believe they're actually creating anything of value beyond upping the company's ESG score.

      nearly every tech worker i know regardless of gender is a sociopath who likes the idea of owning the richgays
      the lack of value added to the company is a sign of "winning" the game

      Management Consulting is a bit different than tech in that their job is to come in, look professional, and generate nice looking reports that say whatever it is that the client planned to do is the right decision. You need sociopath levels of bullshit artistry for that job.

      >Management Consulting is a bit different than tech in that their job is to come in,
      same type of people. biglaw and mckinseys were seething hard that gayman pays better and jumped ship when the market opened up in 2020

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Patricia batewoman

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      female with toxoplasmosis, many such cases...SAD!

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that name.... its not even funny anymore.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Mfw when I don't need a lastname anymore and even a thumbnail is enough to identify these rats. Also mfw when I have no face.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He's right though.

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How in the world are these huge tech companies not doing any performance metrics on their own staff?
    Meanwhile if you've interacted with google they already have mathematically modeled your next three most likely purchases.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How in the world are these huge tech companies not doing any performance metrics on their own staff?
      There are no engineer performance metrics, only effort metrics. You can measure code committed but that doesn't tell you if the work was actually good or if they did something the dumb way that shows evidence of "performance" instead of the safe and efficient way that may require a lot of time spent reading and very little coding.

      >Meanwhile if you've interacted with google they already have mathematically modeled your next three most likely purchases.

      Customers aren't intentionally clicking ads or buying things to make themselves look like good customers so that the company won't fire them.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      They are, and it turns out working more than 4-6 hours a day is almost entirely performative outside of emergencies or insane people that will die in their 40s. Also the op quote is literally just that fat israelite's speculation, go read what he actually said.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Only applies to software development btw. Managynoids and hr roasties are pretty useless at the end of the day.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >How in the world are these huge tech companies not doing any performance metrics on their own staff?
      the bar for "not worth the effort to fire" at google is very low.

      used to work there, i really could just get away with not doing anything for weeks. it's only after the third missed deadline or so people start getting on your ass to do something

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Horowitz

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Would you look at that guy's phenotype!

      >Jacob Mongoshekelberg, genius investor and philanthropist, says goyim are useless animals and must be culled to generate more shareholder profit

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      lol
      and then they wonder why >50% of the workforce was deemed redundant
      and more layoffs still going on

      i wonder if this whole mess wasnt about first overinflating, then tanking the job market

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Wonder how many of them realize they're grifting frauds and how many believe they're actually creating anything of value beyond upping the company's ESG score.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          observations:
          1-fricking eww wtf does she eat
          2-deloitte : they finance the school i went to (s42)
          3-more eating
          4- more eating
          she eats fricking grass its normal she needs to eat a ton of it
          someone give her steak + taters
          with the whole eating thing she hasnt time to work in a day!

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >talent marketing specialist
            the previous one at least was doing SOMETHING

            Management Consulting is a bit different than tech in that their job is to come in, look professional, and generate nice looking reports that say whatever it is that the client planned to do is the right decision. You need sociopath levels of bullshit artistry for that job.

            yeah, im glad i bailed on that world
            i live in my ivory tower
            0 fricks given about image or contacts or pretending to listen to what bullshit coworkers say and nod while munching on fricking avocado with ham
            no clients
            no c suite
            no boss
            no schedules
            no coc, diversity statement, diversity hires, rat race, commutes

            less money. for now. im in the process of building my second company (i idssolved the first one when i integrated s42) so even that wont last long

            theyre happy?
            good for them
            i had a glimpse of that world and i hated every second of what i experienced

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            she's israelite

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Blizzard
            So that confirms they're all just there for management to pass around.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            so this is how you get organic grass fed breast milk

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Management Consulting is a bit different than tech in that their job is to come in, look professional, and generate nice looking reports that say whatever it is that the client planned to do is the right decision. You need sociopath levels of bullshit artistry for that job.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous
          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            This one is the only one that looks like she actually does work.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Poor doggo

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    ITT incel cope

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah actually setting everything up so there's no reason to have men around and all of the production is run by incompetent women is justifiably upsetting to men and it's a situation that isn't sustainable.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Thank you for proving my point.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Black person

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >probably
    So, plan is to just play staffing Jenga and see when shit starts to collapse? The Python team was definitely a ballsy start.

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i don't even understand this shit. are these prostitutes just cosplaying or what. i have never met one of these

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    He is 100% right though. Most people are useless and only slow things down.

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The red grows as the blue is being purged. Sorry dude, but it's the productive 50% that's going to endure the brunt of the layoffs.

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's a goofy looking white dude

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Jews aren't white, chuddy.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        yes we are

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >white
      cool it with the antisemitic remarks

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good, get rid of all the trash.

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Would you look at that guy's phenotype!

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >Jacob Mongoshekelberg, genius investor and philanthropist, says goyim are useless animals and must be culled to generate more shareholder profit

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because it is confidential material and they would be sued by their employers for disclosing sensitive materials, you dumb incel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      He said show that they work, not what they are working on. Look at videos made by guys and they will usually show them working at some point

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can assess how valuable someone is by how much they write a lot of the time and I don't mean emails and Slack messages. People adding value are actually writing a lot, that could be code, policy documents, marketing materials, even user documentation. You'll notice that programme managers, project managers, product managers often output absolutely nothing at all and when they do it's often copy-pasted from other people.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This. People that claim that work can't be measured are slacking off.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is very very true and something that idiots on this board LARPing as "serious professionals" either don't understand or deliberately lie about.

      This applies ESPECIALLY to programming. No, the notion that "good/experienced programmers don't write much code, if at all" is not true, you fell for grifter memes. A good devleoper (or at least one that isn't an office parasite) will ALWAYS have something to show over time, be it code, documents, etc.

      Sure, productivity is not a constant. On some days, you will get more or less work done compared to the rest, we are all human after all. But in the long run, a competent worker will always produce plenty of observable, concrete output. If someone asks you "what do you do exactly in the company?", conceivably you should be able to just point at something and answer "this".

      Most of this applies not just to programmers, but to the majority of jobs.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    all tech companies overhired women during pandemic. now they're laying off all of those women + low performers in extra roles that aren't essential, after that they're shifting some roles into overseas in EU/SA/SEA (except India) so they can save costs for investors. just the typical industry & market correction, except this time it's worse because the value of CS degrees from the last 4 years are also inflated due to the pandemic shit where they forced every moron to do online assessments. So now you have the perfect shitstorm of morons w/ barely any experience, laid off women that have some experience but is functionally moronic at their jobs, and experienced ppl that are functional but refuse to work for peanuts or take anything lower than their previous salary. it's going to be another 3-4 years of bloodbath as businesses get killed off. just hunker down, file for neetbucks, and do some gigs.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >it's going to be another 3-4 years of bloodbath
      maybe a bit more while the morons in charge try to make everything cheaper with AI (which will mysteriously turn out to be a very expensive option when all costs are considered: my prediction)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >except India
      Cope
      >https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38952256

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Even the worlds biggest idiot would google how to remove blank rows in excel.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >casually corrupts your data and creates more work later when IT has to fix prod

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      actually kind of based. not sure why you're dancing but sure

      Even the worlds biggest idiot would google how to remove blank rows in excel.

      you haven't even seen the world's average idiot my friend
      t. works in manufacturing

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >itt chuds jealous of Stacy

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If it weren't for their monkey dances on tiktok I wouldn't even care.

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    y'all incels coping hard at these successful business women

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      low quality bait
      do better

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It worked though (the demoralization bait post is on the first page again)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          it didnt demoralize me, doe
          to the contrary. ill be hiring soon-ish.

          also it isnt like pissing in an ocean of piss would change much...

          *checks hidden threads*
          yup, still at 28.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >twittoid "checks notes" meme
            Erm, what the sigma

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          thats 22% of the board.
          this place is a complete shithole and i couldnt care less

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    that's rich coming from finance guy.

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why is it always a israelite

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    People get triggered by the silliest shit these days
    >Woman was succesful? I'm so angry!
    Like come on homie

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Where are all the layoffs? Job market is still doing great with very low unemployment rates.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Fed is at a crossroads at the moment.
      They are scared to keep interest rates high for long because it may crash the market with no survivors. Powell testified to Congress that at least one big bank will go under.

      On December they started backing down from the inflation-fighting narrative and gotten scared enough that they started talking about how inflation was already under control and it was time to stop tightening, they talked about lowering rates this 2024, at least with three rate cuts this year. This massive hype for a Fed pivot created a massive stock market bubble/boom in a matter of months, with the SPX reaching all time highs.

      However since inflation is rearing its head again, the Fed is pivoting again, with most board members going back to the inflation-fighting narrative and talking about a single rate cut this year, as opposed to three. This has cooled the stock market and is bringing renewed fears of layoffs.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The banks that failed earlier was already a sign of things to come. We need to fricking get rid of the Fed once and for all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's not Powell's fault tbh, it wasn't his idea to shut down the world economy over a stronger flu, he did the best he could given the circumstances, it's the Treasury that keeps spending like there's no tomorrow and that makes it harder for inflation to reach the 2% target.

          He did frick up on December though, sent the wrong signals to the market.

          t. IQfy tourist

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >It's not Powell's fault tbh
            He works for the Fed. They're all trash as far as I am concerned. There is nothing "good" about that satanic tool.

            The Fed and Treasury needs to go. I am also from biz. And you will have to give up the trust of your funny money soon enough.

            Get Precious Metals, prep your hard assets. Shit's about to get bad.

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I thought everyone knew that? We're in a tech bubble that will make the dotcom bubble look like a joke.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Most firemen, security/guards, and policeman sit around and do nothing most of the day, but since you can't teleport them out of bed when you need them, you have to pay for their long ass shifts. This is a concept white collar managers can't seem to grasp. They want to treat their workers like manual laborers in a factory where they constantly do "actual work", but guess what when you fire that sysadmin that fricks around all day doing nothing, you will lose millions when there's an emergency.
      I would even go further and include all those tech roasties that work in HR and marketing. Sure they spend most of their day in fake meetings when they aren't busy giving a blowjob, but guess who will be overworked when there is a spike in hiring or a spike in demand for a product?

      Google is massively profitable.

  26. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    npcs always start their stories with
    >and then he woke up

  27. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    If you look into the people who make these videos, these are usually actually made by recruiters that work at these companies. It's mostly to trick young men (and the occasional woman, but those are a lot less common) into thinking that the job will be laid back and they might get to actually work with cute young women instead of ending up in an engineering floor where they work with other autists as well as pajeets. The reason they say that it's their workday is because it technically is - but that's just because that was the filming setup.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Do you really think they need bimbos to advertise jobs in this economy? Specially after all the lay offs and inflation?
      Why would they spend so much to attract men who are content with animu girls and catfishes.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        A lot of these came from when we had low interest rates. I haven't actually seen a single one that was made after the rate hike, which really tells it all.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You really monitor tktok that closely?

  28. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I love women

  29. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Good.

  30. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    i had two kids and built a house with my own hands, more than these b***hes will ever do

  31. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    The greasy neckbeards with holes in their shirt are making the company $10 million. While stacy schedules pointless meetings from Starbucks the nerds are ensuring their salary is paid.
    You should be grateful.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Are meeting based jobs really that useless? Then why most of this current economy made so much of them like inertia? Why companies invest so much in corporate eye candy and nice meeting areas?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Because investment is a game where you try to fool people. Keeping up appearances matters more than anything else. Lying to investors is the norm, not the exception. The better you are at lying, the more money you get. Corporate eye candy works in service of that. I'm not a higher-up of any kind (obviously lmfao) but I suspect that having everything be falsely upbeat and happy is good for the mentality of higher-ups which helps them lie better to everyone about how well they're doing. It's harder to lie when you're sad and angry.
        >Lying to investors is illegal!
        Good luck proving you're being intentionally lied to.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So meeting jobs are actually making a difference and contributing to the economy while soing nothing really? So tech girlbosses were real?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            They're contributing to the economy, yes, but in a very diseased way. But it's not their fault. The rot starts at the top.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      no i think the neckbeards should be thankful because she's the one signing their paychecks. business people run the world incel

      [...]
      You know they didn't actually do anything, right? They were literally just paid to ve there for diversity reasons, and were given comepletely harmless tasks to keep them out of the way

      >t-they didn't a-actually do anything...
      give me some of that top grade copium you're huffing

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Looking at graphs during meetings while spewing corporate buzzwords doesn't actually accomplish anything. You'll be replaced by AI. Then you'll need to get a REAL job like the rest of us. Get ready, because it will happen soon.

  32. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if someone made a sketch of that guy they'd go to jail for antisemitism

  33. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    krazam's "The Hustle" pictures this perfectly by skipping the work hours entirely
    those guys are geniuses

  34. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    And what real work does A16z jak here do?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      not disagreeing with him but has this israelite worked a single day in his life either? don't think so

      bro you dont understand
      he gives other people his money in exchange for ownership of their company
      that's hard work

  35. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    not disagreeing with him but has this israelite worked a single day in his life either? don't think so

  36. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    when i get home or done with work i don't have any energy to do more than cook, eat and lay down

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      same
      it's so fricking over for me

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Drink a Redbull

  37. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    80% of jobs are bullshit and create no value, the whole point is to use people's time and energy.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      the whole point is to separate wealth and power from a perpetual underclass while perpetuating its existence. If there is a great filter for civilization in the universe, this is it.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The israelites are the great filter.

  38. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    or I'm hypothetically gonna prostitute myself out for hypothetical kill contracts on hypothetical foreign yuppies specifically, out of Somalia and in the theory of Minecraft

  39. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I worked with david at opendns. He would make everyone waffles once a week.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      they were lightly poisoned

  40. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    How the frick are you people getting trolled by a Black person posting tiktooks?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      IQfy culture

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        smug hr boomers are my fetish

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        this woman probably has a couple dozen male suicides to her name

  41. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Who the frick is Googles non-white collar staff? A handful of janitors, security guards, and technicians?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      A sea of PPC account managers and dedicated dev teams for each google product. Why would you think it's just c-suite and janitors?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Unless things have completely changed recently, both of those sit all day at a desk in an office, they're white collar employees

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Google fiber techs, data warehouse employees (building and implementation), etc

  42. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    yea he's right.
    there is something no one talks about this though.
    companies aren't unaware of this. they know most people don't do shit. if there is one thing companies actually can analyze down to every last detail, it's payroll.

    they bloat their staff because it gives them a very easy way to improve financials in downturns. you can just layoff a bunch of people and all of your financial numbers magically go up. if you have the cash to manage it during the good times, its like a hedge for the future.
    no one wants to say this out loud because it would wake people up that some % of the workforce are sacrificial pigs for wallstreet financial projection bullshit.

  43. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >thread full of PR videos of women showing off how comfortable and awesome it is to work at corporation
    those are just marketing tools.
    sure that's an issue but there's something more nefarious going on in regards to OP.
    the real issue is that the "google daycare" sucks autistic male brains and puts them in a corner, so they will not become potential competitors to alphabet. that is the really sad thing about this. all the women being seethed about ITT are merely the daycares attempt using honeypots to suck up said lonely geniuses.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      That is the amusing part, only these corporate ayecandies are using the confy amenties in the office, not a single male spoted in the videos, even though these perks were used to attract them in the first place.
      And i dont think they will ever recognize it

  44. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    > no real work
    No shit, they're called managers.

  45. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    So when do these women work?

  46. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >israelite given shares of his daddy's company for bar mitzvhah barges in
    >"yeah probably...half of you are useless"

  47. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Back in my day, I'd just walk into the bosses office, make good eye contact and give a firm handshake. Then tell him to lay off everyone else but me.
    The youth these days are just so entitled. They don't know the value of real hard work like we did back in the day.

  48. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Are tech stocks all going to drop? Which one's do I park my savings into waiting for the inevitable peak?

  49. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    You know they didn't actually do anything, right? They were literally just paid to ve there for diversity reasons, and were given comepletely harmless tasks to keep them out of the way

  50. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    I've come to the conclusion that he is most likely correct. Imagine if Google and other tech giants used their resources like a good startup would. Most successful startups have to create environments where a single employee is able to have 10-1000x productivity gains if they want to compete with big companies.

  51. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this entire thread
    I am so thankful to the gods that i get to do real work and get to go to sleep every night with a feeling of achievement, of having done something. The salary is just a cherry on the top if i say myself
    I could never have a job like this. I would jump off the building if i was forced to work a job like this. No matter the money.

  52. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What a terrible life the oversocialized masses lead. I'm not even spiritual but this seems just terrible.

  53. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >went through the entire thread
    >feel nothing but indifference towards these people even though they're earning money doing nothing but socializing and eating fancy food (which is supposed to be "the dream")
    Guess I'm just built different? Nice for them I guess?
    I know what I enjoy and I don't want what they have

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      envy is gay
      it's more anger against the system (near zero interest rates, printed
      money, subsidies, "equity" etc etc) that allows "jobs" like that to
      exist and make roastbeefs think they're hot shit, while some have a
      hard time getting a job at all. to no ones surprise they are getting
      fired now due to higher interest rates

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >make roastbeefs think they're hot shit
        I will be honest with you, this is the only thing that makes people seethe at all
        Imagine telling everyone you have skills but being employed only because you can smile and talk

  54. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Programmers are finally automating themselves into obsolescence.

    Robotics is so far behind and even if robotics were solved, it would take decades to get robot manufacturing going and then actually manufacture all the robots.

    Plumbers and Janitors are the upper class in 2050.

  55. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >but none of them show that they actually do work
    because these videos are designed to show off lifestyle, not the wageslavery

    also you would immediately get fired for uploading videos of work material, everything on the screen is confidential

  56. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Because they're marketing material that was put out to attract more applicants/cs graduates and drive down wages.

  57. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Why aren’t they using his newest eggman picture? Did he grow hair?

  58. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Showed up on orange site and got flagged and removed in less than an hour kek

    https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=40299721

    >He isn't stating a fact, from what I can tell. The actual quote in the article is "I don’t think it’s crazy to believe that half the white-collar staff at Google probably does no real work."
    >It's not controversial to think that there is likely waste at Google. This particular article, though, has no insight in it. It's an inflammatory statement with no conversation or intelligence about it. Maybe there's something more in the Substack they reference.
    >Then again, I don't think it's crazy to believe that 50% of Substack newsletter content is full of nonsense /joke

    Does have a point though tbh

  59. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    >they will be replaced by smelly indians.
    ftfy

  60. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Saar i just got big Google job for Python in Bengaluru india

    IQfy crackers seething i took their FANG job lol

  61. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Even if we assume that every single programmer at google just gets paid for doing nothing all day...
    this is bad... because?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Because I still can't open 7500 tabs in chrome

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >who cares if all the smart people are entranced by spells and kept in a dungeon so the king cant be overthrown
      go back... please?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >this is bad... because?
      Many reasons, including,but not limited to:

      1) It is essentially theft on the worker's part: you are being paid to do useful work in theory, but in practice you are doing nothing valuable.

      2) As pointed out by

      >who cares if all the smart people are entranced by spells and kept in a dungeon so the king cant be overthrown
      go back... please?

      high salaries for basically no real work are basically used to lure actual talented people in order to prevent them from doing real work somewhere else, potentially for a competitor.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        sure is bad that those workers are stealing money from alphabet and their shareholders. Taking the food straight out of Sundar's mouth
        Not to mention how awful it is that they're not creating more horrors beyond our comprehension for competitors, or flooding the blue collar job markets

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >It is essentially theft on the worker's part
        the company has the final say on how much they pay the employee and agreed to the number on their contract
        every year they keep the employee around is an implicit statement that they see no problem with paying the worker that much

        >in order to prevent them from doing real work somewhere else,
        the top talent that wishes to do real work has already left for even higher salaries. the only people who are drawn to high salaries for no work are people who don't want to work anyways

  62. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    "Not doing any work" is the whole point of it:

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