My fridge sends me emails of how much water I drink in a month

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My refrigerator keeps my food and drinks cold. What a fricking concept, huh?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oh, you must have one of those ancient ones. If you buy a new one you’ll get the fun features.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >fun features
        botnet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        I just bought a regular fridge because I don't wanna pay extra $600 for useless electronics

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Who drinks water from a fridge? Wtf

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      People who don't to drink contaminated public tap water, mostly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        your personal fridge is more filthy than the mains, guaranteed
        even with a filter

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you dont drink tap water you can drink bottled water. So do I because I prefer sparkling. But why put it in the fridge?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          RIP kidney

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >not hooking it up to a water filtering system

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          you want your filters to be inside the fridge to minimize bacterial growth inside your carbon filer

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >minimize bacterial growth inside your carbon filer
            Good thing they're made to be replaced

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Not constantly upgrading gut flora
            That's why you people turn vegetative at 60

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I live in a civilized country so my tap water is pre-filtered by the tap water company.
          The quality standards for tap water are higher than for bottled water.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The quality standards for tap water are higher than for bottled water.
            My ass

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >amer*can shocked at civilization
            Many such cases!

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Post water report

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            nta but here you go
            https://www.ewe-netz.de/-/media/ewe-netz/downloads/2021_12_20_umfassende_trinkwasseruntersuchung_ol_donnerschwee.pdf

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >68 mg/l of sulfur
            This is considered "filtered"?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            that's 16% of what you find in san pellegrino apparently
            https://www.sanpellegrino.com/files/usa/2021_SP_WAR_EN.pdf

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Is this really what yall compare yourself's against?
            No wonder you think your waters sparkly clean
            Here is the one for a town near me
            https://www.charlestonwater.com/DocumentCenter/View/2247/2021-Annual-Water-Quality-Report-CCR

            I actually get my water from a well and while I don't have a report for it it's consistently under 35mg/l for everything that can be measured with a TDS meter

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >The quality standards for tap water are higher than for bottled water.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >the microplastic stare

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I am a waterfilter chud actually

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I never tried that, water here is bretty good if a little on the hard side
            I do have a CO2 thing though, love fizzing water

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The filtered water is clean but it still travels through your rusty ass pipe

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Lmao I live in Western Europe and the water is shit.
            Yeah it's perfect according to the norms decided by... The government that also manages the water supply. Apparently there is a "tolerable" amount of traces of SSRI and birth control in tap water, so it's perfectly up to norms.

            You need a reverse osmosis filter.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >pulls all the minerals from your bones
          nothing personnel, kid

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            im not filtering my bones, kid

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        So where does the fridge get its water from, then?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        oh right, forgot for a moment about those 3rd world countries where they have unmaintained water systems and they put fluoride in fresh water supply

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Fluoride is a natural mineral which has been in the water supply since before humans existed, you dumb fricking moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >t. Shlomo Goldstein, proprietor of SunnySpring Water Pumping Station

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Fluoride is an industrial waste product they figured out how to sell instead of have to pay to dispose of. It makes you a fat dumb moron by suppressing your thyroid and impairing cognitive function.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            maybe if you eat several spoonful raw every day

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Or idk, drink it every day throughout your entire life. Ever seen anyone with this? Common _visible_ signs of fluoride poisoning as a child, I have it myself.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Imagine having lived in a first world country and getting this level of education lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I don't live in a 1st world country

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Yeah it shows

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            doesn't change the state of matters where americans put fluoride in their water supply that is generally in a state of disarray

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >non drinkable tap water
        Couldn't be me. But we probably won't have this for long because the government is moronic and allows most pesticides to be used above the biggest drinking water supply. They even wanted to build fricking gas pipes through there fortunately that got stopped. I would rather not have cars at all than not have clean water

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >~~*contaminated))
        you will drink only my water bottles and you will be happy

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Where the frick do you think your fridge gets the water? The air?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I know this is a lost concept on yuropoors, but most American refrigerators come with a built-in water filtration system. Hope that helps, Ahmad.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Third world moment

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >non drinkable tap water
        Couldn't be me. But we probably won't have this for long because the government is moronic and allows most pesticides to be used above the biggest drinking water supply. They even wanted to build fricking gas pipes through there fortunately that got stopped. I would rather not have cars at all than not have clean water

        oh right, forgot for a moment about those 3rd world countries where they have unmaintained water systems and they put fluoride in fresh water supply

        Do people actually forget the US is massive and lots of poorer states/areas have shitty outdated water supply lines and outdated water quality standards? Every week theres a boil water advisory here because the water system lost pressure *again* on top of that when there isn't a boil water advisory, theres unsafe levels of led, fluoride (yes, fluoride is toxic and only america seems to allow unsafe levels of it because its a "vitamin" or some shit) etc. You have to hook up your drinking water to a filter or refill large bottles up at a filtered line. If it wasn't for the unsafe metals/chemicals I'd totally drink the boiled dirty water though, I'm sure all those dead microbes are good for the immune system.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It probably has a cold water dispenser, possibly dispenses ice too.
      Pretty nice, we call them "American fridges" because they are so fat.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >they are so fat.
        it would be better if the standard is 40+ inches instead of 36 inches

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Standard width is 60cm in Europe.
          Because that's the normal width of a kitchen cabinet.
          Dishwashers and washing machines are also 60cm wide, as are many ovens, so you can easily swap various equipment and cabinets.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >23.6 inch
            damn that's tiny, no wonder they are always so angry

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >i need a 40 "inch" washing machine

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        In north america those are called french door fridges

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >American fridge
        >it's a french door
        But you are right, they are larger on account of needing to refrigerate the cheese

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        We call em american too in my country

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      tap is fine
      surprised IQfy thinks they need a water dispenser built into their fridge

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >nearly 1 gal / day
    fricking watergays

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not all of us chug 2Ls of Mountain Dew all day. Do you use Arch btw?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    email it back it's electricity usage and ask it to be more energy efficient

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      lel

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fridge water? Is this some thirdie thing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      No, it's quite common on above-bargain-basement fridges to have a cooling reservoir for drinking water. It's actually pretty nice to have cool water on demand.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The internet of things is so moronic it's unreal.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > he drinks water from water bottles only
    What?

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >can't use filtered water tap on fridge without using non-free software
    >tfw the botnet wants me to die from dehydration or polluted water

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I enjoy seeing botnet meme very much. Thanks.

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're supposed to drink your body weight in lbs divided by 100 in gallons. So I'm supposed to drink 4 gallons of water a day but I usually only drink 2

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't even know what a lbs or gallon is

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just google it, dumb europoor

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Get with the program, eurocuck. The world still revolves around the USA. You should know our measurements by now.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >9/11 happens and the usa poopoos their pants forever
          imagine if a real terrorist attack happened on you goy cucks

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      4 fricking gallons is way too much, what are you on? a normal person doesn't need more than a gallon (3.8~ liters) a day. a bit more if you exercise a lo-
      >400lb
      yeah stick to a gallon. wtf anon.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      bro. just stop drinking any liquids other than water. then you can drink as much or as little as you want

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It honestly baffles me how anyone could ever become this large. Your skeleton must really fricking love you to handle compressing itself to satisfy you.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    op, can you post the t&c and privacy policy for your fridge?

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    my fridge ghosted me

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is that the best reason they could think of to connect a fridge to the Internet? How much do you pay per month for the subscription?

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >thanks for being so eco-friendly

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How do you feel when you realize that it's not actually the fridge that sends you e-mails, but some cloud service that the manufacturer runs and sells your water consumption data to 20 different third parties?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I feel like I got NTRed

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >That's 180 plastic water bottles that didn't get tossed in the trash.
    >implying that the alternative to fridge water is bottled water
    Is this some third-world thing?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      this reminds me
      >each bottle of water now costs 15 cents more
      >you get it back when you return the bottles
      >you cannot crush the bottles if you want to return them
      >insert the full non crushed bottle into the machine
      >it is immediately crushed
      frick this moronic system non crushed bottles are huge

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you're so moronic that you need your fridge to tell you what you drank? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    what the frick is oz

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Oz, Wizard of

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      An oz is a weight unit and sometimes a volume unit
      No wonder their students keep shooting eachother

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    My toilet texts me every month how much weight I lost shitting in it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't have a fridge. I also don't have a toilet or a phone. You can't get to me, botnet, for I'm not even real, just a figment of your imagination.

    • 2 years ago
      Biggest faggot of all time

      My fridge does that. Have to clean it out every week though.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mine doesn't and that's a good thing.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Fridge water dispenser is a nice thing to have. It's filtered, all the water is filtered so both the drinking water and the ice cubes it makes the water goes through the filter first. Mine's inside the fridge itself. Open a french door, put cup under the spout and hit the button. Cold water comes out. For even colder water just open the bottom freezer door and get a few ice cubes to chill it even more.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But what about all of the bacteria? Does it have own filters which are probably proprietary?

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The width of an appliance is limited to 32 inches. Why? Cause the normal standard size entry door of a house in America is 32 inches wide.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      my door is 36 inches wide

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      homie just bust the wall down. If I want a hundred inch fridge I'm getting a hundred inch fridge

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I cannot
    do that
    I don't want logs of my life
    because you never know if you are the only one reading them.

    Sometimes I hate tech for that.
    I puke to the idea of products
    like alexa or smart watches.
    I totally don't want a cyborg future
    that shit sounds scary.

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Smart devices were a mistake

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can we just stop for a moment and realize that if there weren't people out there who legitimately wanted this, or at least reason to think there were, they'd never add this to a product. That means there must be at least some number of people out there are so insanely vapid and pathetic that getting this message legitimately makes them feel good about themselves instead of patronized or spied on.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I think that 95% of all the buyers don't even consider that this data goes to anyone but themselves. This shit would be forced upon us even if there was no demand; the market would have to explicitly choose products that do not do this, forever. I do agree with you, mostly.

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sounds like some WEF homosexualry.

  26. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    you can also flush every other shit

  27. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I recently bought a new dark black fridge to match my stove and it keeps sending me weird emails. Here's one of them:

    "homie, you gonna cook that chicken breast or what? It's been three whole days! Three motherfrickin' days! That shit is thawed out, as frick, man! You'd better cook that shit before it goes bad! Christ almighty..."

    What do you guys think? Should I send it back or cook the chicken breast?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Black fridge demands chicken be cooked
      no surprising.

  28. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    People don't recycle their water bottles? Those are a good 5 cents a piece.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      the only people who do this in the US are people on public assistance. They get big packs of water bottles using food stamps, dump out all the water right there in the parking lot, and then recycle the bottles for pocket change. Which they of course then turn around and use that money to buy drugs.

  29. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Just drink when you're thirsty or if your pee gets too yellow. What kind of autismo is really measuring out 3.7L of water lmao.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Science told me to do so, don't argue against it, chud.

  30. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    lot of fricking morons ITT
    water alone is not very hydrating, hence why you're pissing so much. drink milk and orange juice if you want to be hydrated, use water to simply rinse your mouth out.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      only moron itt is you waterlet

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        ok
        by all means keep overloading your kidneys with useless water.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Just drink enough so that your piss is 100% clear all the time, for me its around 5 liters

      This mf skipped middle school fs

  31. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You're not the only one it's emailing that data too either

  32. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Welcome to modern slavery kids

  33. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you are a man (male) then you should be consuming 2.7L or more per day (if you live in hotter climates).

    Note that some of this can come from food, but you will likely be drinking at least 2L of water itself.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Coke is 89% water.
      Checkmate

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        enjoy your sugar and diabetes

  34. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Wow thanks for being a heckin' good boy for drinking all that water and not polluting! Have this virtual trophy for being the best person at existing! :jazz hands:
    I hate overly patronizing tech so much.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      WOWIE ANON! Congrats on your first independent thought on the day, only 5 more days to obtain the silver rank "Big Thinker" achievement
      Would you like to share your progress on facebook and twitter?

  35. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >180 water bottles
    Fricking Americans lmao.
    Normal countries drink tapwater.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      i thought europoors were afraid of tap water and leaving their windows open at night

  36. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    If you're a manly man you should be just water. Just replace everything in your body with water. Water. Oh my god it's been a whole 4 minutes since I drank water.

  37. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >needing a filter
    Americans are precious

  38. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >using smart appliances, ever
    You deserve the coming hell

  39. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I got significant health improvements after I started drinking at least 6 liters of water a day, ideally 8

  40. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >have 70s decorative Glaskaraffe (1L) from grandma (very German)
    >wake up
    >make breakfast (mjam mjam)
    >put in fresh, clean tap water that doesn't stink like the local Freibad (very German)
    >drink until Mittagessen (Bratwurst & Kartoffelsalat MJAM MJAM)
    >fill it up again
    >drink until Abendessen (JA JA BROTZEIT)
    >fill it up again
    >drink until Schlafenszeit
    And that's how you drink at least 3L/day, a perfectly normal healthy amount.
    I don't want any device to measure how much I am drinking. None of the appliances inside my place has Smart® Connectivity™.
    Washing machine. Clothes: In. Detergent: In. Lid: Closed. Turn knob to adjust washing cycle. Press start. Time left gets shown on 7 segment display.
    No crashes
    No updates
    No login with Google
    No user agreements
    No telemetry
    No ads
    No bricking

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kys lmao

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        You WILL be monitored 24/7
        You WILL let global conglomerates profit off everything you do
        You WILL enjoy having your behavioral patterns exploited by corporations
        You WILL watch the ads
        You WILL consume products

        >kys lmao
        You first

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I don't understand your fancy words but tap water is good

  41. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    here's a little known factoid: The filters inside these modern fridges will last for at least 1.43 billion years and can filter the water of all the earths oceans three times before degrading!
    There's absolutely no need to replace them.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      they'll clog up with just 100 gallons

  42. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Can it shit-post on 4 chan

    saa2x

  43. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    gay

  44. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Literally 1984

  45. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Holy shit you're all fat and dehydrated as shit have a nice day

  46. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Climate change is the new religion

    Every time I get asked to donate a dollar to “offset my carbon footprint” I think of pic related

  47. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Every time I see the “keep hydrated!” meme it’s always a furry, troony or a very effeminate nerd
    This made me realize water is bad for you

  48. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    This whole freezing stuff is overrated.
    Time to make it heat up

  49. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    owor such a goob wittle boy for wetting us spy on your consumer habbits and listen to your kitchen conversations uwu

  50. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >My fridge sends me emails of how much water I drink in a month

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      best post itt

  51. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    imagine being a literal Black person drinking ~~*~~*~~*~~*~~*(bottled water*~~*~~*~~*~~*~~)

  52. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I just made some fresh tap

  53. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >3100 random flippy tippy units
    how much is that in Walmart™ Summer Sale McCola™ Bottles?

  54. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    for me it's frac drilling water, tastes a little odd bust must have plenty of minerals in it!

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