Basically, I'm involved with a lesbian that's always coming over to give me blowjobs, but I want to be done with her. She's always going on and on about her "alt" lifestyle and whatever is the latest slop on Netflix. I've tried to tell her to stay away, but she won't stop texting me; plus, she lives nearby so we run into each other from time to time - so I can't just ghost her. So, my plan is to read up on the best arguments for the non existence of lesbians for the purpose of concocting an explosive and voluminous diatribe and forcing her to listen. Hopefully, if it's good enough it will throw her into a mental breakdown of sorts and she'll have no choice but to stay away for her own "mental health."
She may be a bisexual. In any case, lesbians like phalluses too and depend on them for sexual pleasure.
I've pointed this out to her before and she said that she prefers non penetrative intercourse with her partner for that reason.
Hence, there's no such thing as lesbians, you dumbfrick troony homosexual.
We all know she doesn't exist, Anon, you don't need a book to prove it.
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Then she would find her tongue and say: ‘My—’ or ‘My darling—’ followed by my Christian name, which, if we give the narrator the same name as the author of this book, would be ‘My OP,’ or ‘My darling OP.’ After this I would never allow a member of my family, by calling me ‘darling,’ to rob of their precious uniqueness the delicious words that Albertine uttered to me.
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This doesn't have anything to do with literature. Just because you put a writer as the image doesn't make it about literature.
I asked for book recommendations. Books are literature.
You added book suggestions because you wanted to write a blog about your life which certainly nobody asked for.
Yeah seems like a thread to goad about the fact you're getting suckie suckie from a mentally ill woman, following up what said. No books for you silly boy.
I asked.
You can't just say perchance.
I added additional exposition so that anons might have a better grasp of what I'm looking for.
Just read some evolutionary psychology around sexuality, like The Red Queen. Draw comparisons to bonobos.
if anything its the other way around. theres no such thing as a purely straight woman
>t. guy who has never fricked around with a lesbian
You're not even living, anon.
Why pass up free blowjobs?
>Free
Kek. Constant nagging and talking isn't free. It's insanity inducing
Seriously, anon, go and frick yourself. Even if this b***h is mentally draining (they all are), at least you don't have to worry about being cucked by some other wiener when you see her. Seems like a pretty ideal casual hookup situation that isn't harming either of you.
Maybe try and be nice to her instead and give her a book women think is prime literature, such as any Albert Camus or Stefan Zweig. This way you ease her off the slop slowly and may open up opportunities to have things in common. Best of both worlds. And once you're ready to settle down with a woman, you can cut off your unlimited supply of blowjobs with ease
Didn't Perseus slay Medusa by showing her her reflection in his mirror shield? She came over last night and made me doordash her some nachos. Then she proceeded to watch some movie on Netflix called Damsel. She was getting pretty upset that I was reading a book while she was watching it, and she eventually asked me what I was reading. I told her it was a book on comparative religion by Mircea Eliade. She said "Oh," so I asked her if she'd like me to tell her what it was about and she straight up said NO. I don't think you get the average millennial or zoomer woman. They aren't interested in reading or thinking about much of anything. The only thing I see her read are news stories from the New York Times app that her mom pays for. I've about had it.
Medusa was sleeping when Perseus killed her. He used the reflection on his shield to be able to see her, because if he saw her directly then he would've been turned into stone
I guess I didn't recall the myth correctly. But, my metaphor still applies outside of the context of the myth.
If you about HAD it then find another woman who aligns more with your interests. You already wooed a lesbo, I imagine it can't be hard to do it again.
>Seriously, anon, go and frick yourself
Lmao, based OP pissing off the roasties.
all women are bisexual
all men are coomer simps
Why are PUA type chuds so obsessed with disproving lesbianism. Maybe some women just aren't attracted to moids, not that complicated lol.
Woman you described (if she's real) sounds like a typical zoomer hoe who calls herself "bi" to be edgy. Doesn't disprove that lesbians exist.
Every "lesbian" I know dated a guy after they broke up with their girlfriend.
probably because anon is saying a so-called dyke is giving him head lmao
Baudrillard
What in particular by Baudrillard?