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Why do all these retrotubers seem like they are close to killing themselves?
Aceitas?
Because they actually are.
because they are close to killing themselves
Most of them are closet pedophiles. You get the ick feeling because your soul knows and is trying to warn you of the monster. That's why David sets you and me off and someone like Chris Barnes (explainingcomputers.com) seems based. We used to trust these senses. When someone seems off, don't ignore that feeling. Pull your kids a bit closer and don't let them out of your sight.
are you saying the authorities should take a peek at his hard drives?
sd cards, hard drives, etc. They hoarde old technology because it is easier to store things like csam on it. If you notice they are the ones who blather on about privacy nonstop as well. Everybody poops, everyone has a butt. We are not special, there is no reason to go to such great lengths to hide unless you have something to hide.
This post glows
maybe but it makes a valid point; i bet 8bit guy has thousands of 3.5" floppies loaded up with cheesy pizza
FBI could no-knock raid his house just to be sure, if he's not hiding anything there'd be no reason for him to resist or run out the back door into the jaws of a German Shepherd
If you are scared, you should be. What are you hiding that is so scary? What would happen if I found out? Would you do prison time for it? I find that in my line of work, the types of people who are THIS adept at fixing their own technology, do so for a dark reason. Sell me a used hard drive. Bet you won't. I don't give a shit about your financial information, I want to see what you are hiding so badly that you go to such great lengths to hide it. Jesus is coming very very soon. Repent sinner. You might escape the FBI but you won't escape God's final judgement. Delete it all, clean your soul and pick up a Bible. You can study the Bible online for free.
https://christislord12.github.io/Bible-Pdfs/pdfs/bible.pdf
here you go anon, the power of salvation lies within these pages, and I invite you, yes even you can be saved if you want to be. Give up the perverted passions you have succomed to all these years. It will feel so good anon. You won't have to hide anymore!
Damn, they marry minors in the bible? Sounds based, what church can I get one?
>schizophrenic mongoloid calls random people pedophiles for literally no reason then posts a christcuck github page
No, really? What first set you off? Next you should ask why "people" like him are allowed to continue posting.
>We are not special, there is no reason to go to such great lengths to hide unless you have something to hide.
yeah it's not like people do their finances with their computers or anything these days.
fricking idiot.
have a nice day pedo glowBlack person
The association of nerdy white guys with pedophilia is a recent phenomenon that started in the last couple decades. This archetype used to be associated with intelligence and success before feminists tricked society into replacing them with brutish low-iq athletic types in the social hierarchy and moving the intelligent white guys to the bottom.
Saved. Glorious.
that's called lookism and it's not true, most serial killers and rapists have all been chads
When I treat smelly people differently, is that stinkism?
>Christopher Barnatt
He may not be a pedophile, but he is defnitely a weird pervert:
He tried to pitch this to children's TV channels by the way.
So much projection.
Mr Beast gives me more of that feeling than the 8bit guy does. He's just some bald autistic boomer.
who?
>Most of them are closet pedophiles. You get the ick feeling because your soul knows and is trying to warn you of the monster.
To be fair he does like to PEEK and POKE a lot.
>Dave is younger than the Retro Recipes (pic related) guy.
Something is off about Retro Recipes. I like Christian but it's as if he was assigned the typical israeli wife in exchange for being a tech gatekeeper.
In theory I absolutely love the topic he covers but yeah there's something way off.
The guy spent 7500 bucks to get his childhood grades desk be shipped to him from britbong to Los Angeles, then paid another 5000 to get a real landline installed so he could use a fax machine on it. The guy was clearly molested at some point, nobody is trying that hard to recreate their childhood other than him and Michael Jackson.
Incidentally he's also in showbusiness. Diddlers gonna diddle.
>then paid another 5000 to get a real landline installed so he could use a fax machine on it.
uhm, BASED.
>landline
why? it's all voip at the trunk and fax works fine over voip
>why? it's all voip at the trunk and fax works fine over voip
because he's more cool than 99% of IQfy
and they can't stand it
a landline these days especially in an urban area is usually just going to be a telephone line into an asterisk server at the pole, there's no copper lines anymore
>a landline these days especially in an urban area is usually just going to be a telephone line into an asterisk server at the pole, there's no copper lines anymore
ok, and?
Priming.
Glowing. Or just generic bait. Either way: kek ok loser. Enjoy my ethnostate literally combing data archives to identify you glowies (and shitters).
their autism protects them from the bad thoughts
> photoshops in a hand
the absolute state of this fat homosexual
they're one short jog away from having a heart attack.
frick off back to your ebegging page on patreon, you fricking leech.
>frick off back to your ebegging page on patreon, you fricking leech.
???
FRICK
OFF
BACK
TO
PATREON
YOU
FRICKING
LEECH
idk who you think i am but all i did was edit a picture
Because you're autistic and have no comprehension with regard to anything remotely social, including human emotion.
It's the HRT
too much time in the cave
That's peak make performance, you wouldn't get it
>make
*male
Have you seen his wife? If you haven't don't look it up.
they're not zoomshit, they'll live to see 60, unlike you
... why does Kiwifarm hate this old fart? He just uploads stupid 'tech' videos and that's it.
>Kiwifarm
is this still up?
Ocasionally
>why does Kiwifarm hate this old fart?
"they" don't?
how old is 8mmguy anyway?
30
he isn't as old as it looks 40-something I think, but holy crap he changed he put out some shit of him in the 90ies... would not believe that it was the same guy. Life happens I guess. it's like if you compare pictures of ie my father or one of uncles when they were teenagers vs mid 30 only, you could not tell it even was the same person
Guy seem pretty damn nice though. And obviously he really knows his 8bit programming shit, but never went into development, that's a bit sad
Dave is younger than the Retro Recipes (pic related) guy.
I fricking hate him.
even that homosexual lgr is far more knowledgeable than him.
what about Techmnoan? He is pretty comfy IMO and I don't get the insufferable reddit vibes from him like LGR gives off.
>what about Techmnoan
I have an extension that replaces Youtube thumbnails with a frame from the video, and this one was gold.
I had a similar but different experience
Densha de go is kino.
>huge densha de go! fan excited to play it for the first time
that's because techmoan isn't a nerd. he's just an old manchild who finally has the chance to buy all the toys he dreamt of having as a kid/teen, now that his wife has gone senile and can no longer stop him.
>techmoan isn't a nerd
He diagnoses and repairs the gear he buys.
all he ever does is replace the belts and solder broken contacts but anything more complex he gives up on.
Technoman fell off when he stopped doing the pupets. Sad, but true.
Clean, healthy skin.
Blackened, diseased skin.
Obligatory
Who has the video of him with IQfy open and seething about this?
what was even more sad is when he took the dremel to the screws instead of getting the proper hex bit to take them off with.
Jesus christ
Using a dremel instead of buying a fricking $4 security torx bit
Disgusting
>Who has the video of him with IQfy open and seething about this?
here it is
>f-word
C'mon old chap, that's just a ciggy.
He seemed to took it in good humour. Pretty rare these days
>some horrible forum somewhere
lel
techmoan is legit based and I do not hate watch him like I do with LGR.
>LGR
Try Cathode Ray Dude - he's like retro Wendell
Ray Dude
>BLM sign on shelf
miss me with that gay shit
he's also dating a troony. i still enjoy his videos, but i would appreciate it more if he kept his political and sexual opinions/preferences separate
>he's also dating a troony
proof?
You know it's possible to ignore things that aren't of importance to you, right? You can pick and choose what you like about someone and ignore the rest. You don't have to adopt the entire religious/political stack of someone just because you watch one of their videos. Life is so much easier this way. So much less OCPD.
i already do that
lol, He hasn’t shown his “girlfriend” on video has he? It’d explain a lot of things. Evils of capitalism, but sure likes a hard bargain at goodwill. I’ll never understand libs.
i haven't watched all his videos, but i have seen his "girlfriend" in one of the thrifting videos, just in the background
>Cathode Ray Dude going on yet another 15 minute rant about the evils of capitalism, this time because vacuum cleaners haven't improved enough in the last 5 years for xim and more than 1 person exists writing firmware.
People like this need to be deported. I hear Haiti is a nice place.
>Cathode Ray Dude
quality tanked hard after he quit his job. feels like low effort longform trash now
>he's like retro Wendell
Because CRD weighs 400lbs like Wendell used to? Wendell isn't a try-hard self-flagellating homosexual, so they're not the same there.
Techmoan has his quirks. Like a single comment will get on his nerves and he'll make passive aggressive remarks about it numerous times over the course of months. Especially when people say he pronounced something wrong.
>Techmoan has his quirks.
He's a boomer bong, what else could you expect?
It's American children trolling him. I see the same thing with Australians.
8 bit guy programmed his own games in assembly, that means he has more programming knowledge than 99.99% of IQfy.
>So I've made a very basic prototype
>Thankfully, Nordic Frick offered to help me with the project and code the entire game for me, as well as port the game to multiple platforms
Maybe. LGR never stuck a paperclip in to jump a prototype system, promptly killing it. He also never stuck it in Roses either, no matter how much he simped.
>He also never stuck it in Roses either
I remember he embarrassingly simping for her like 10 years ago, is he still doing it?
>Roses
She actually has an OnlyFans now. Yes she has just started doing topless nudes.
who would want to see that, much less pay for the privilege?
>who would want to see that,
me
I just checked her out in Coomer, holy frick she's hideous. Saddest fricking breasts I've seen in a while.
>herpes
Does anyone have a copy of the Patreon post Rose made about LGR being a simp?
>filename
KEK
He didn't do anything wrong with the paperclips, the old caps were just fricked.
Hes a gigachad who wrote his own games in assembly and has a wife & kids, therefore he's had sex. More than you chud.
>my e-celeb is better than other e-celeb
have a nice day you have terminal brain damage.
Isn't this the guy who actually wrote some new games for a bunch of old computers? I doubt somebody who can program assembly for a bunch of old systems is less knowledgeable than LGR. LGR just seems like a computer-themed pop culture dude from back in the day, can he even program at all?
sure! he can write
10 PRINT "FARTS"
20 GOTO 10
LGR can't even solder.
>spends years probing port on every attack vector
>Roses blocks every attempt
years probing port on every attack vector
blocks every attempt
was a honeypot anyway
LGR doesn't even know how to use Linux.
Shelby from Tech Tangent is the real deal. Reverse engineered and rebuilt a ISA controller card from pictures to get an ancient CD-ROM drive to work.
if I had the energy I would shoop a paperclip into there somehow
whoa, I can almost smell it
HE IS IN THE THREAD
have this
My sides
Okay, that's it. I'm done. See you all tomorrow.
Amazing stuff
Every time I see him, I can tell he reeks stronger and stronger of mothballs
he probably smells like BO
I met him in real life once at a retro PC thing. I went to dump some old stuff off, here in Virginia. He did not stink, I mean he did smell bad because he smelled of cheap aftershave and axe body spray though. Like he WAY overused it. What got to me was his high pitched voice. Like he edits it in his videos so it's lower than it really is in real life. Dude straight up gave me the creeps though. IDK what it was about him, he didn't strike me as gay but it set off my gaydar. Hard to explain. Gay people I know don't give me that nasty lump in my throat like David did. It was a bit like meeting a serial killer or something. He seemed very angry, like he was carrying around a lot of pent up rage. Dude had no chill about him.
I saw 8 bit guy at a grocery store in texas yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
if you are going to pasta about 8bit guy, he should be open carrying
>
make the lie believable at least. the whole bit about the candy bars is just too far man. I actually met him, and he wasn't a douchebag, he was just really off. Like you don't feel comfortable around him. I wouldn't let him watch my kids. He looked over my stuff (a 486 DX4 100mhz with 32mb of ram) I had recapped. I had it marked for $75. He said I wanted too much for it. Which was a bit strange considering Apple IIgses go for like $400 and other systems like 286es go for like $250 at these things. I thought it was low all things considered. I did sell it not to him, a few CRTs, old floppy drives, and a 386 DX, a 386 SX, few keyboards etc. He did not buy anything, didn't even consider haggling with me. I was open to offers. I sold some NES manuals for $400, 6 NES decks at $20 a pop, a SNES deck, 5 n64s, a gamecube, a wii. Just unloaded a bunch of shit. I met clint as well, and he was way cooler and way nicer.
anon that's a very stale pasta you're replying to
newbie
You'd think that after decades of "nerds are socially awkward" tropes that people would not be surprised when nerds are socially awkward.
now make a gif where it goes back and forth really quickly, smiling friends style
>reddit friends
i like that 90s grey texture behind him. anyone know what its called and where to get these things? or maybe just a link to the video i have no clue who this guy is
>he doesn't know LGR
newfriend pls
Looks like acoustic tiles
I saw anon at a grocery store in homosexualville yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying. The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter. When she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.
old computors are moronic
new ones are better simple as
someone having that webm with him walking in a park?
A man of culture
>touching an early NMOS IC that is extremely sensitive to ESD with his bare hands
You're extremely sensitive to ED
Remember when on his video he accidentally showed his porn search? I can't believe he still has that up lmao
Haha WHAT
Link pls
I don't remember the video, I think it was an older Apple how to video. He was searching something online and there was some fairly vanilla porn link in the history that popped up.
Found it. 00:40 on the video lol. Interesting that he hasn't taken it down
Honestly don't blame him for leaving it up, it makes him look more normal than he is.
the video was decent. He shouldve either used clips from the interview more though or just linked to it
He will always be a gem
He looks like he is decomposing
Reminds me of that "hand holding a joint" that's photoshopped on memes
Obligatory
>"mothballs and axe deodedrant"
kek... ffs
why the hatred against him, what have I missed here
The virgin moan
>responds to youtube critism by hiding behind muppets
>shaves hair short and grows a beard to cope with baldness
>will do everything in his power to repair a device to appease his audience
>only implied that he's married, never shows his wife or kids on video (if he has them)
>bonglander, so probably can't legally defend himself even if he has knoife loicenses up to date
>whinges about IQfy, but only behind the privacy of his patreon page
The L.V.R.
>started off channel as an AVGN clone on Nyquil
>tried and failed to get viewers to stop sending him stuff in packing peanuts, now laughs it off as some sort of in-joke
>grows beard to hide the fact that he's balding
>pudgy from diet consisting of sandwiches and ramen
>failed to score with a tubby, female literally-who youtuber
>has probably never given a scathing bad review of anything
>can barely program BASIC
>plays two childhood games to demonstrate old computers
>can't solder
>has to double-check Wiki to make scripts for videos
vs.
The 8-Bit CHAD
>sells donations from simp viewers and pockets cash
>explicitly chews out viewers that send him stuff he already has or can't use
>doesn't waste screen time reading sentimental notes from subscribers
>balding and invents his own posture, doesn't give a flying frick what you think
>stays fit by jogging and biking while wearing whatever the frick he wants
>writes his own three games in assembly to demonstrate old computers (and sells copies of them because he can)
>expresses his 2nd amendment rights just to make libshits seethe
>can wire up his house and shed with electrical and network cable permits or not, doesn't give a shit if it burns down
>destroys rare retrocomputer because he'll get views anyway, isn't concerned what the retro community thinks of him
>has a wife and daughter, obvious that he's had sex
don't forget, shoots wasps nests with paintballs
, so probably can't legally defend himself even if he has knoife loicenses up to date
8bitguy lives in Texas. The freedom state of freedom country that locked up a teenager in maximum security prison for 4 years for making a few edgy jokes to a friend on Runescape lol
Same energy
i remember emailing him (was like 14) about what he thought of TI graphing calculators and how they're basically just shoe-sized Z80/M68K computers
he basically told me in a really blunt manner that they're pointless and i should shell out hundreds of dollars for a real heckin retro computer
kinda left a mark on my self-esteem for a while as i used to look up to him
underage b&
he's been around on youtube for a while
i turned 18 in Q3 of last year
>gun-carrying bald republican from texas makes fun of an underage's small z80
Fricking chad. Don't waste his time.
please have a nice day
>left a mark on my self-esteem for a while as i used to look up to him
HAHAHAHA Do you know back before the internet was main stream I'd ask knowledgeable people questions and they'd literally tell me to frick off. Even on IQfy itself before 2015 people would tell you to have a nice day or give you the wrong information entirely. Now we have frickheads actually giving legit answers.
he's a gun carrying republican
Make the soijak
I like to watch Usagi Electric and Adrian's Digital Basement event though I have no idea what they're talking about most of the time
both are pretty good but adrian is great. Hes very straight forward against the morons making comments. The CRT TV replacement I thought was cool af had no idea chink branded crts were even still being made.
he's developing clubbed fingernails, which means he has something wrong with his heart.
depends. I have very bad clubbing to the point where my doctor basically panicked when she saw them (I was 19, never smoked), took a picture of them for a case study, and made me pass every test I could urgently in less than a month (which is extremely quickly here in canada). but I have nothing, just moronic looking nails apparently
IAS
is the color of his skin off or am i just seeing things?
jaundice
POST THE CLIPS
is he a 'jakker?
I don't get why you guys spend so much time talking about this guy. I watch his videos randomly when an interesting one pops up (like this one). Then I move on with my life. He's pretty much exactly 1:1 the same as every other gen x computer dude I've known in my life.
I know zoomers have no comprehension for social interaction or the world before 9/11 but ya'll need to go back to your rooms and frick off sometimes. Just go to one tabletop/wargaming convention or spend time at a comic book store or micro center for a day and pretty much every gen x demographic that's there will be this guy.
>micro center
would be nice if there was one in my state
>tabletop/wargaming convention or spend time at a comic book store or micro center
lol
I cannot believe this thread is still being bumped literally 2 days later. IQfy really has gone to shit because of techno-illiterate zoomers.
I don't watch the guy, he's annoying as shit.
but these edits are funny.
bump
why does pol hate this guy? what did he do to piss you off
Nothing, we just think it's fun to hate things.
>no one posted this classic gem yet...
Who was in the wrong here?
guys I'm afraid I'm this awkward when I walk around
when I first saw that video that was the fricking funniest thing I watched. then his wife comes out and picks up the shit he dropped before making sure hes ok or helping him! what a dumb b***h!
What does IQfy think of
Tech Tangents
This does not compute
Learnelectronics
Technology Connections
>This does not compute
he can stick his moronic baiting up his gay ass
I like his console mod vids.
felt like making this one
chocolate milk edit when?
pretty gud
okay but his whiny voice filters me
don't know who this is
was great at first but I unsubbed when he wouldn't shut the frick up about heat pumps
Bigclive?
bigclive is legend love him. especially honest videos but memetic are also good
Why didn't you post a more recent picture where he has elder gay fetish symbols across his wall?
BigClive is a nice guy and is sharing a legitimate and interesting information about electricity and stuff. If he wants to frick gay furries all day long, let it be, it will not make him less manly because, the lad deserves big respect.
>meanwhile in the BASEDMENT ...
>that video of him watching an old VHS tape then bouncing around and shouting like an autist whenever he saw a CRT on the screen
good for him. he remembers how to feel excitement.
Love him. The "youtuber panel" from that old computer convention like a year ago where he and Ben Heck are sitting at the end of the table and just cracking jokes to each other and giggling the whole time like a couple of 3rd graders is hilarious.
remember when this homie made a video where he said he could easily solve AGI in a few months if he wanted to but didn't want to put time into it, then absolutely sperged out when people started laughing at him so he deleted the video?
he said that he could solve it in 20 years of full time work not a few months, but yes.
Can someone make a list of all the YouTubers mentioned in this thread so I can go look them up later. I dont have time to decipher post and figure out who the hell you are all talking about.
buy an ad Black person
Sick of these AI-generated thumbnails all over YouTube.
Because they are. Their talking points are about tech that is killing itself.
160+ post advertisement.
Are there no mods on this board anymore?
Basically Homeless. He's the autist we all want to be.
From the looks of him you'd think the only long black he's be holding in public is tyrone's bbc
based gun wielder.
what are you non-techies seethe on, exactly?
I laughed my ass off when I saw the thumbnail yesterday
embarrassing
sorry we bumped off your 4987593874th entry to Rust vs. C(++) bait threads
Nah, I'm not some rust troony I don't give a shit about those threads either.
gem
isn't this guy dimebags cousin?
He is, he still got the drumsticks.
jak him
This thread is missing neat satcom/ham/mesh content.
Peter Fairlie
Also, I guarantee 99.9% of you homosexuals don't know what packet radio is. GOML
Poor guy really hit the wall