>no predators >snakes can’t hurt it >undrownable >unlimited food supply Besides Man, who has only evolved in the last 100k or so years, what has kep...

>no predators
>snakes can’t hurt it
>undrownable
>unlimited food supply
Besides Man, who has only evolved in the last 100k or so years, what has kept Elephant from sweeping across the earth and making it his domain?

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    mammoths once roamed asia and north america
    but anyway to answer your question: food; they need more than grass to survive

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a big ass animal, it take 100s of lbs of food a day to live. Also woolly mammoths did actually once dominate the entire planet across Asia, along with the elephants in Africa. Mammoths were only wiped out by humans, which is the main story with most animal extinction which have happened across the past 20k years.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >it take 100s of lbs of food a day to live.
      Worth it though. I would take 1 elephant over 1000 homosexual little mice.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        elephants are scared of mice tho

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          debunked by snopes
          even though I like mice and want them to be strong

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I know, I was just messing around, this board isn't really good for anything else than that either way

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            rebunked by mythbusters. its true

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Also, snoopes:
            >If there’s any truth to this legend at all, it likely comes from elephants’ being anxious about nearby sounds or movement they can’t identify, such as that caused by mice darting around underfoot.
            So they're scared of mice then

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's interesting to see how once Snopes became a politically partisan organization, it became unable to post about anything, even non-political topics, without engaging in spin. It has become ingrained into their thought process.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            holy shit snopes unironically debunked this
            i thought they only did orange man bad-true
            interesting

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      They were wiped out by a flood.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    You forgot
    >liked by God
    >liked by Terry Davis

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Elephants are literally the modern descendants of dinosaurs. They're huge, they're grey, they have armored skin. I think from an evolutionary point of view elephants, hippos and rhinos are more closely related to triceratops or brachiosaurus than to monkeys.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      same niche as the big veggie dinos, yeah

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      everything is. didnt just start over

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    don't they only eat peanuts?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      We also like craft beers, especially if they're hoppy.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        An elephant typed this with his filthy trunk.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          You probably also believe in skin-walkers recruiting online when skin-walkers don't even exist, much less have the ability to post online.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    the only rival of humans on earth are dogs, cats and ants and we have two of them under our thumb

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    High maintenance. Can't thrive in every possible environment.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Geography and seas, no proboscideans in Straya and South America (before the formation of panama isthmus).

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's too big

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>no predators
    *pic related enters*

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >pic relatedggers

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >*Walks you down*
      How the frick do you beat this homosexual species?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        wait for it to kill itself.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >pic relatedggers

        *Technology researched*

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Thank god for white man or they would be in the stone age

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Only the new world didn't reach Iron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Interesting that the Sentinelese have entered the Iron Age due to shipwrecks near their island.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Piracy not salvage

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Ukraine background
    Did he know?

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    And despite that we were still able to kill it

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The fact that many predators will eat several mice a day is very hot to me due to my vore fetish.
    Imagine a fox-woman who has eaten thousands upon thousands of young mouse-boys in her lifetime, and then realize that holds for every fox-person in that world. Millions of vored mouse-boys turned into boob fat.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You need psychiatric help

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      kek. saving this

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >besides man
    but it is because of man. before that, elephants were everywhere

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ummmmm they move around too much. Relying on old paths and migration to follow the food they need. so if something disrupts that travel ( flood, quake , fire) not just one or 2 elephants are in danger the entire heard is in jeopardy. Also there is the strange thing that elephants and hippos do that when a prominent member of the heard dies they almost mourne the death - and in general are strange in the dealings of death and heard politics..

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >no predators
    You forgot humans
    We nearly hunted them to extinction

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No but seriously OP has a point. What were their predators, sabre tooths? Teeth would’ve been big enough to puncture their hides, or am I getting it wrong and it’s just a blue whale scenario where they managed to outmass everything in their environment?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      logic would say that the Saber had easier prey to hunt at the same time.
      Even if a wolf could kill me they know even with their little wolf brain that my arms and legs are going to need to be dealt with. and even if the kill is successful I could potentially gouge its eye out, or break its leg. which would equal a slow and eventual death

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    It's a mouse, the one thing all elephants must fear, least they wish to be eaten alive.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The reality is the elephant is scared of the mighty goose. Waterfowl are the ultimate lifeforms, If you could be any animal and you don't pick duck/goose/swan you are just dumb.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Ok but I pick stork.
      Tf do ducks even eat? Storks obviously predate on the big fish, and with a beak like that nobody ought frick with you, all goose bluster aside.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Storks and herons and the like cant swim well though, they must stay on the edge or in shallows. Ducks can swim to the middle, some can even dive well. Some diving ducks even chase fish down there and snack on em. Also longer take off times mean the predators will snatch you before you can really get going. Anseriformes are perfection, masters of land air and sea.

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