You see, when a male slav and a female slav drink a lot of cheap vodka, sometimes the male slav puts his khram in the female slav's anus and then nine months later she shits out a little slavelet. That's where they come from.
From Scythians. >Scythians magically disappear >Slavs magically appear at the same time, in the same area >described by Greeks as looking exactly like the Scythians
It's not complicated.
Just like all the other illiterate barbarians. This line of reasoning is quite vapid. Because of their moronation and barbarity, we would only be able to dig up their corpses for ancient DNA like the fricking crime scene Bronze Age Northern Europe is.
You see, when a male slav and a female slav drink a lot of cheap vodka, sometimes the male slav puts his khram in the female slav's anus and then nine months later she shits out a little slavelet. That's where they come from.
That's not true at all.
You see, when a male slav and a female slav drink a lot of cheap vodka, sometimes the male slav puts his khram in the female slav's anus and then nine months later she shits out a little slavelet. That's where they come from.
From Scythians.
>Scythians magically disappear
>Slavs magically appear at the same time, in the same area
>described by Greeks as looking exactly like the Scythians
It's not complicated.
2010 Krautchan tier comment. Just cringe.
That explains why they have a natural inclination towards transgenderism and sexual deviancy.
Transgenderism is literally banned in Russia now
And marijuana is banned in the US. Your point?
>And marijuana is banned in the US.
Its not in the most populous states aka the only states that matter
>goths in poland magically disappear
>they must've been slavs
Poles do have some Gothic DNA
there is some goth dna in almost all europeans where goths have settled, including monkeydonia
Scythians didn't disappear, they are still around in the Caucasus and are known as Ossetians
Ossetians are just LARPing Georgians
North Ossetia has never been Georgian.
>2010 Krautchan tier comment
You act like thats a bad thing
Worst board ever
Krautchan lives!
Here you go
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vistula_Veneti
They come from central-to-western Ukraine if hydronomy is anything to go by
Pripyat marshes, and they should have stayed there.
From slav women.
From the Pripyat wetlands and steppe forests as a satemized Corded Ware offshoot like Baltics. Next thread, please.
>From the Pripyat wetlands
Literally 0 evidence for this other than linguistic hypothesis
Just like all the other illiterate barbarians. This line of reasoning is quite vapid. Because of their moronation and barbarity, we would only be able to dig up their corpses for ancient DNA like the fricking crime scene Bronze Age Northern Europe is.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4558026/
My dad blew his load inside my mom's vegana. Is the mechanism any different among other ethnic groups?
Yes. See
the gods sent them to us as punishment
Imagine a world without Slavs. Paradise.
there's some ancient source that says they grow from the ground like plants but now I can't find it
Whites with significant East Eurasian admixture. Or is that just Eastern Slavs?
That's just Finns
Agricultural Scythians, a branch of Scythians are thought to have become the core of proto-Slavic people.