>Now, I need a name for Saruon's right hand man....Sauron's man....Sauronman!

>Now, I need a name for Saruon's right hand man....Sauron's man....Sauronman!
>Next, I need a name for an Elephant like creature...
Tolkien truly was a genius

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  1. 9 months ago
    Anonymouṡ

    >hmm...now... what to call this city on the edge of the Long Lake
    >not really a city . . . just a settlement
    >a town at most
    >ah!
    >I have it!
    >by the Nine, John Ronald, you're in fine fettle this morning!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mhmmm, now I have my villain, but how do I remind the reader of his villainous nature?
      >Ah, I have it, he shall live in a volcano called... hmmm... Doom Mountain... in the land of erhhhh... Murder! Brilliant.

      I'm pretty sure an academic philologist has a better understand of language than you do

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        > calls to authority
        > completely disregards that the other guy is right
        > fails to notice how it's also funny

        good job

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >> calls to authority
          first of all, it's "appeal to authority" not "call to authority".
          Secondly, an appeal to authority is not a fallacy in itself. You can appeal to authority if the individual you're appealing to is an expert in his or her field.
          Yikes!

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            If you had a brain you'd realise I wasn't naming a logical fallacy, but rather listing what

            [...]
            I'm pretty sure an academic philologist has a better understand of language than you do

            (probably you) did wrong. Learn to read.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >You can appeal to authority if the individual you're appealing to is an expert in his or her field
            no

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        Seething christcuck detected

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        What does that have to do with a lack of creativity?

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          No one mentioned creativity

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >NO FUN ALLOWED!

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >oh my god did you just question the guy who has a piece of paper from institution? you are so fricking problematic! A FRICKING WHITE MALE!

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          defending someone like Tolkien is the white-malest thing one can do.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            True. All white boys do is defend Tolkien, and get all their shrimp dicks in a rage when you pick apart Tolkien.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            >True. All white boys do is defend Tolkien, and get all their shrimp dicks in a rage when you pick apart Tolkien.
            chang can't help but think of shrimp

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            yeah a basedguzzling funkopop collecting white male thing to do

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Oliphaunt

      Lake town

      >Mhmmm, now I have my villain, but how do I remind the reader of his villainous nature?
      >Ah, I have it, he shall live in a volcano called... hmmm... Doom Mountain... in the land of erhhhh... Murder! Brilliant.

      Mount doom in mordor

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Mhmmm, now I have my villain, but how do I remind the reader of his villainous nature?
      >Ah, I have it, he shall live in a volcano called... hmmm... Doom Mountain... in the land of erhhhh... Murder! Brilliant.

      All of this is organic and believable. Touch grass for an hour and you'll see that most towns have incredibly basic names.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >Hmmm, now this character acts as a trusted advisor to the king, but is not in fact as trustworthy as he seems. How may I convey this fact to my dear reader? Aha! I shall christen him "Slimey Grimey Liar Liar Pants on Fire Snakemouth", by God, John, you've done it again!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Open up a map of Germany and you’ll see everhing is just ‘town down the hill’ ‘town on the edge of forest’

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      the overwhelming majority of towns get their name because of this
      only in the new world do towns have weird unique names, and even then they only seem unique because they're injun names and not European

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        This. Also Tolkien liked simple words, in one of his essays he talks for awhile about just how much he likes words like bread, fire, leaf, drink and such.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      [...]
      I'm pretty sure an academic philologist has a better understand of language than you do

      >Mhmmm, now I have my villain, but how do I remind the reader of his villainous nature?
      >Ah, I have it, he shall live in a volcano called... hmmm... Doom Mountain... in the land of erhhhh... Murder! Brilliant.

      >Donald Thomas Regan (December 21, 1918 – June 10, 2003) was the 66th United States Secretary of the Treasury from 1981 to 1985 and the White House Chief of Staff from 1985 to 1987 under Ronald Reagan.

  2. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Mhmmm, now I have my villain, but how do I remind the reader of his villainous nature?
    >Ah, I have it, he shall live in a volcano called... hmmm... Doom Mountain... in the land of erhhhh... Murder! Brilliant.

  3. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    A genre shitter turd was stupid. Alert the presses.

  4. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Mount DOOM in the land of Murder ehm... too edgy... in Mordor
    Yes, perfection!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Hmmm the country is about industrialization not nature. So many made structures. What do men use? Brick and.... Mordor by gun you've done it again old chum!

  5. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    So what? In German they call gloves "hand shoes".

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      And a nipple is a "breast wart."
      Poetic people, the Germans ...

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        no way lol

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Brustwarze
          There are a million neat ones. Telescope is ''far pipe''.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            "Telescope" means" far-sight" in Greek. Many words like this in German are loan translations from either Latin or Greek.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            That’s different. It’s not a pipe

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          So what? In German they call gloves "hand shoes".

          and turtle is a shield-frog.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            In English a sharprat is called bush-pig.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            lol
            Any sex-related ones?

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            dunno. Also, potato is earth apple (some dialects).

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Clitoris is woman-penis

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            This is not true. But the real world is also funny: Kitzler which means tickler

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Half true. Brustwarze (breast wart) exists, but so does Nippel (nipple) and the latter is more commonly used today.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >And a nipple is a "breast wart."
        Same in Swedish. It doesn't sound any stranger to a native speaker than e.g. "eyelid" in english.

  6. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Tolkien's work is best enjoyed when you're aware that he was very fond of puns. Even the ones you think are obvious actually have many layers to them, each more worthy of a groan than the last.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Yeah, there is a lot of butthurtedness in here. This is probably the kind of exercise that Tolkien would have enjoyed.

  7. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Oh, this Kalevala book is very inspirational
    >Now, I want to name a character in honor of the Finnish people, let's see... Finns... Mongols... Fingolfin!

    what the frick

  8. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Hmm...now I need a name for the cousin of Bilbo Baggins, who has a large afro...
    >Aha!

  9. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    This meme is fairly funny but I don't know why people don't talk about how this is a naming convention of medieval and early modern Christian allegorical literature which Tolkien was clearly influenced by, even if he claimed the books themselves were not allegorical. He's not going as far as Piers Plowman or Pilgrim's Progress where names are literally "Holi Chirche" or "Christian", but maybe a bit more like Spenser where names are often disguised.

  10. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >King King

  11. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Now, I need a name for Hitler's right hand man....Hitler's him....Himmler!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >I need a name for these sinister figures in black who fly... Nazi...bird...naz...

  12. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >So this "television" device, it can send a picture of ANYTHING?
    >Say, that gives me an idea...

  13. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Now we need a Deus ex machina but gotta make it believable
    >Americans jumped in to save the world in WW1 and WW2 at the nick of time
    >Their symbols are eagles
    >By gosh golly my good chap, Ronald you've got it

  14. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    Names of characters in The Hobbit:
    >Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori, Dwalin, Balin, Dain, Nain, Thorin Oakenshield and Gandalf.

    Names of characters in the Seeress’s Prophecy (Voluspa) found in the Poetic Edda and the Prose Edda:
    >Fíli, Kíli, Oin, Glói, Bivör, Bávörr, Bömburr, Dori, Nóri, Dvalinn, Bláin, Dain, Nain, Þorin Eikinskialdi and Gandálfr.

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >He invented, like, many languages, bro! All out of nowhere and shit

      Middle-Earth is literally on Earth in the past. It's not supposed to be original. His languages are older mythological versions of our languages. It's the whole point.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        B-but he’s the father of fantasy??Why do his fanboys lie? He invented everything one day after Catholic Mass.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        One cope to rule them all!
        One cope to find them!
        One cope to bring them all!
        And in the seethe, bind them!

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Okay but when joyce does rip-offs its litrature

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Names of characters in the Seeress’s Prophecy
      >characters
      Not just characters, dwarves. Those are all dwarf names. Tolkien created a race in his setting loosely based off of norse dwarves, and when it came time to name them, he looked to a section of the poem voluspa thats often referred to as "dvergatal," which literally means "a list of dwarf names."
      I don't think there's anything lazy about that. Gandalf's usage is the least lazy of all. Gandalf is listed as the name of a dwarf in the dvergatal, but the name means something along the lines of "magical staff wielding elf." Based on the fact that one of the god Freyr's alternative names, Yngvi, appears in the dvergatal, it would seem that some of the dwarves listed in voluspa might actually be the gods disguising themselves as dwarves for whatever reason. Gandalf may be an allusion to Odin, who Tolkien's Gandalf is partially inspired by, as Odin would have used magical staffs in performing magical rituals. So even if he didn't create the names himself, their usage is still fairly clever.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        > I don't think there's anything lazy about that
        lol come on

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          >meticulously obscure research is lazy
          You come on FFS.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Stealing from a known work of mythology is lazy.

          • 9 months ago
            Anonymous

            Not when you're portraying the very world that gave rise to that mythology. It's a Chad move.

  15. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >He invented, like, many languages, bro! All out of nowhere and shit

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      Names of characters in The Hobbit:
      >Fili, Kili, Oin, Gloin, Bifur, Bofur, Bombur, Dori, Nori, Dwalin, Balin, Dain, Nain, Thorin Oakenshield and Gandalf.

      Names of characters in the Seeress’s Prophecy (Voluspa) found in the Poetic Edda and the Prose Edda:
      >Fíli, Kíli, Oin, Glói, Bivör, Bávörr, Bömburr, Dori, Nóri, Dvalinn, Bláin, Dain, Nain, Þorin Eikinskialdi and Gandálfr.

      Does one of the R in J.R.R. Tolkien stand for rip-off?

    • 9 months ago
      Anonymous

      >derives languages that are cognate with ancient Nordic tongues
      Holy fricking based.

      • 9 months ago
        Anonymous

        >ancient Nordic tongues
        m8 that's modern Finnish lol

        • 9 months ago
          Anonymous

          Checke

  16. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Yes, for the land of these Black person orcs I believe Black persondor would be apt. But hmm it doesn't flow so well. Let's see, what's another word for Black person?

  17. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    I like how the first big bad guy was dressed in all black stuff and called Morgoth (more goth)

  18. 9 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Now this here Elf was a just, wise and trustworthy character...he was by all means a good fella....hmm let me see, his after-name should be uh...Felagund!

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