Memetic Age pictures of Foodjoo, one of the greedy long-nosed demon Joo's many faces, show him sitting behind its fat victims on an offering device, luring and distracting them with cursed meat on a fishing rod until both get devoured by some dragon god.
Cope thread from a fattie. The people on the bottom are not what we would call obese from today's standards. The reason body fat was something good back then and is not now is because of the way it is acquired.
Fat people nowadays are fat because of excessive consumption of junk food and carbs/sugar. If someone is fat today because he eats a lot of healthy fat and just doesn't move that much he would still be considered fine. You can see how unhealthy the top example looks with his sweating and all.
>Cope thread from a fattie. The people on the bottom are not what we would call obese from today's standards
Here is a picture of Chesterton standing (very rare). To understand the gravitas (heh) of this photograph, you have to realize that Chesterton was 193cm (6'4 for amerifriends). A gut like that on such a large frame (freakishly large for the time) puts his weight AT LEAST at 180 kilograms/400lbs. AT LEAST.
Now look at that picture, look at the gut, realize how tall he is, and tell me again, he is not obese by today's standards - in a way, you are correct. He is beyond obese. He is obscene.
Yeah I should have excluded him from my statement. He is obviously obese, even in the first picture. But I count him to "modern" people, because he probably already had an unhealthy modern diet.
>I saw inside his cloak and caught fire, and could possess myself no longer; and I thought none was so wise in love-matters as Cydias, who in speaking of a beautiful boy recommends someone to "beware of coming as a fawn before the lion, and being seized as his portion of flesh"; for I too felt I had fallen a prey to some such creature.
That didn't happen though. Are you a homophobe as well? Are you scared the buff homofascists gonna frick your ass and make you implode with their virile cum?
I have, thoughever, whereas you have not. Have you read the Laws?
2 years ago
Anonymous
Have you read the Symposium?
I admit I haven't read the Laws yet, and though I'd much rather not see them being homo, I fail to see how to believe it isn't the case when a writing such as the Symposium exists.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>bro, just ignore Phaidros and Symposion >bro, the Athenian in Laws agrees with me that means I can just ignore the rest of the Platonic corpus >bro do you even read the greeks
Eat shit
2 years ago
Anonymous
Based. Saying Plato isn't gay because he rejects it as an old man in Laws is like saying a middle manager who cruised for gay sex, got rawdogged in the ass, and felt a sense of shame and regret the next day somehow isn't gay.
2 years ago
Anonymous
>He was so fat, the table is carved to accommodate his belly
but he isn't gay, he is man that had sex with men
you are applying 20th century label on him
That would be same if you called 10th century inhabitants of Americas Indiands, when they only got that name after Columbus.
>Hume and Chesterton together
Cicero was fat?
have you ever seen a skinny public servant?
No, he was bulking. He was a twink in his youth.
i wish i were obese 🙁
You have the capacity to achieve that, you know?
it seems impossible!
>He was so fat, the table is carved to accommodate his belly
daily reminder that I eat more chicken than any man ever seen.
daily reminder that I eat more chicken than any man ever seen
fukc off fatty
Now this is a thread I can get into
The "obese" by today's standard would be considered possessed by demon in those times
Memetic Age pictures of Foodjoo, one of the greedy long-nosed demon Joo's many faces, show him sitting behind its fat victims on an offering device, luring and distracting them with cursed meat on a fishing rod until both get devoured by some dragon god.
Cope thread from a fattie. The people on the bottom are not what we would call obese from today's standards. The reason body fat was something good back then and is not now is because of the way it is acquired.
Fat people nowadays are fat because of excessive consumption of junk food and carbs/sugar. If someone is fat today because he eats a lot of healthy fat and just doesn't move that much he would still be considered fine. You can see how unhealthy the top example looks with his sweating and all.
>Cope thread from a fattie. The people on the bottom are not what we would call obese from today's standards
Here is a picture of Chesterton standing (very rare). To understand the gravitas (heh) of this photograph, you have to realize that Chesterton was 193cm (6'4 for amerifriends). A gut like that on such a large frame (freakishly large for the time) puts his weight AT LEAST at 180 kilograms/400lbs. AT LEAST.
Now look at that picture, look at the gut, realize how tall he is, and tell me again, he is not obese by today's standards - in a way, you are correct. He is beyond obese. He is obscene.
>mfw I turn to religion because I haven't seen my dick for 20 years
How the frick does a man get that fat eating 1920's food?
What do you think they ate in the 1920's? Carrots?
1920's british food homie. Kinda wanna see his eating routine. It must be impressive.
Bri'ish brekky with bacon
What a ton of a man
Yeah I should have excluded him from my statement. He is obviously obese, even in the first picture. But I count him to "modern" people, because he probably already had an unhealthy modern diet.
Every right-wing nerd on the internet imagines himself as the swole Chad from this meme.
Ironically he is the biggest freak in that pic because of his roid use
Who's the guy on the right at the bottom? The one in black and white.
G.K. Chesterton (British cathtard)
Someone should make these TRΛDITIONAL images but with quotes of Socrates lusting after boypussy
>I saw inside his cloak and caught fire, and could possess myself no longer; and I thought none was so wise in love-matters as Cydias, who in speaking of a beautiful boy recommends someone to "beware of coming as a fawn before the lion, and being seized as his portion of flesh"; for I too felt I had fallen a prey to some such creature.
That didn't happen though. Are you a homophobe as well? Are you scared the buff homofascists gonna frick your ass and make you implode with their virile cum?
>he hasn't read the Greeks
ngmi
I have, thoughever, whereas you have not. Have you read the Laws?
Have you read the Symposium?
I admit I haven't read the Laws yet, and though I'd much rather not see them being homo, I fail to see how to believe it isn't the case when a writing such as the Symposium exists.
>bro, just ignore Phaidros and Symposion
>bro, the Athenian in Laws agrees with me that means I can just ignore the rest of the Platonic corpus
>bro do you even read the greeks
Eat shit
Based. Saying Plato isn't gay because he rejects it as an old man in Laws is like saying a middle manager who cruised for gay sex, got rawdogged in the ass, and felt a sense of shame and regret the next day somehow isn't gay.
>He was so fat, the table is carved to accommodate his belly
but he isn't gay, he is man that had sex with men
you are applying 20th century label on him
That would be same if you called 10th century inhabitants of Americas Indiands, when they only got that name after Columbus.
Good thread
The only good philosophers in that picture are Cicero and Aquinas and they weren't even that overweight.
Lmao those authors are trash.
Nobody respects fatso's
K Y S
It’s funny that F Gardner hasn’t come to this thread to shill himself
F Gardner is a meme and I’m not convinced he really exists.