>if it's based on nature religion towards pure israeliness, it's ideological >if it's from pure heckin wholesome israelite to least heckin wholesome israelite it's not ideological
Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!
Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever
Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.
Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!
Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!
Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by IQfy.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "butthole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.
Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/
Lmao, tfw you buck break Palamites so hard they remember you.
3 weeks ago
Anonymous
You literally appear in every thread where EO is even mentioned with the same images and copypasted arguments, even going by Nega Dirk. At this point you might as well be fishing for (you)s. You also talk in the same fruity way all the time, with you using emoticons recently just comfirming this even more.
Calavanists and Catholics do consider each other heretics, but I think they bother agree on the essentials of the gospels.
This is from the Joint Declaration on Justification which both Catholics and Lutherans agree to and I’ve yet to meet a Calvanist that disagrees. >19. We confess together that all persons depend completely on the saving grace of God for their salvation. The freedom they possess in relation to persons and the things of this world is no freedom in relation to salvation, for as sinners they stand under God’s judgment and are incapable of turning by themselves to God to seek deliverance, of meriting their justification before God, or of attaining salvation by their own abilities. Justification takes place solely by God’s grace. Because Catholics and Lutherans confess this together, it is true to say: >20. When Catholics say that persons “cooperate” in preparing for and accepting justification by consenting to God’s justifying action, they see such personal consent as itself an effect of grace, not as an action arising from innate human abilities.
I only put those there because those are the denominations I respect the most of those that are included in the list.
Sadly the creator didn’t put in denominations such as the Waldensians and Amish.
Does Christianty not believe in an timeless formless birthless creator or a simple cup (Jesus,Momo,Moses,nanik) of the ocean (god) while us humans are but simply drops of the oceans seems like a larp fr also why christgays always on a high horse
Buh tbhsu die fa meh sens
Shut the frick up and go meditate or some shit
every single one of these threads is just a forum for every niche flavor of christian on this dogshit board to sneer at the other flavors of christian while they all simultaneously find common ground in hating indigenous european religions and honestly I cannot fathom something more homosexual than that
>indigenous european religions
Those were wiped out by immigration from the steppe, long before Christianity even existed. Zeus and Tyr and every other Dyeus Pater derivative have their origins in Central Asia. Indigenous European religions were matriarchal cults.
what a moronic attempt to sidestep the point and go for a non sequitur own
technically, everything originates in africa, so whatever the practices of EEFs were, it also wasn't indigenous to europe, because EEFs themselves ultimately come from africa.
>Literal pagan >puts Orthodox in a high tier alongside fricking Satanism because "LE BASED AESTHETICS" >Meanwhile Protestantism in second lowest tier
You are going to hell and there is no better illustration of the demonic larp that leads people to idolatry
Of course faith and worship should be aesthetically pleasing. No one said otherwise. The issue is our love of good things perverting ourselves away from love of God. What matters most of all is the truth of a religion. A pagan and Satanist rating Orthodox highly and Protestantism lowly shows the issue.
There's only one God OP you incessant queen c**t and that's the sun. Deus Sol Invictus performs the miracle of heating your planet to just the right temperature every day, growing your crops and fattening your livestock.
It gave this planet and thus you life and asks for nothing in return
Let me fix it for you.
>seeing religion through an ideologic stance
ebin
zased
>if it's based on nature religion towards pure israeliness, it's ideological
>if it's from pure heckin wholesome israelite to least heckin wholesome israelite it's not ideological
For real every day I pray to Thor because he was bussin in my Hollywood marvel slop
It always warms my heart when people post these and I see how much satire religions make them seethe.
Is there a list based on how aesthetic their lore/practices/imagery/prophecies are?
Unironically a more accurate tier list
This! By Saint Palamas, so much this!
Edit: Thanks for the gold kind stranger
Edit 2: 327 upvotes for this? Haha wow that's the most I've ever gotten, thanks guys and gals and everything in between!
Edit 3: WTF 600 upvotes wow thank you all so much this is the best birthday ever
Edit 4: Thanks for all the birthday wishes fellow r/wooooshers. I tippeth mine hat to thee on this pleasant morrow.
Edit 5: Ok, so this went viral overnight for some reason O_o 2000 motherflipping upboats I really have no words thank you all so much it means a lot!
Edit 6: ok I'm noticing some toxic discussion happening in this reply chain and I feel the need to address it. Sexism and racism are not cool guys, so please cool it and continue the good vibes please and thank you!
Edit 7: ok so I don't know why but I've received a lot of downvotes on this post recently, maybe i got raided by IQfy.com/b?? (commonly referred to as the "butthole of the internet" for those who aren't aware). I don't really ask for much but I was hoping we could show those losers a thing or two, so please give this post an upvote if you haven't already, it would mean the world to me and show these bullies you cannot mess with a good person.
Edit 8: turns out my girlfriend cheated on me, so that happened :/
wow papist fry poster really lost it
Lmao, tfw you buck break Palamites so hard they remember you.
You literally appear in every thread where EO is even mentioned with the same images and copypasted arguments, even going by Nega Dirk. At this point you might as well be fishing for (you)s. You also talk in the same fruity way all the time, with you using emoticons recently just comfirming this even more.
Ftfy
You are welcome.
How can catholicism and calvinisn be simultaneously the fullness of primordial truth? Don't catholics think that calvinists are heretics?
Calavanists and Catholics do consider each other heretics, but I think they bother agree on the essentials of the gospels.
This is from the Joint Declaration on Justification which both Catholics and Lutherans agree to and I’ve yet to meet a Calvanist that disagrees.
>19. We confess together that all persons depend completely on the saving grace of God for their salvation. The freedom they possess in relation to persons and the things of this world is no freedom in relation to salvation, for as sinners they stand under God’s judgment and are incapable of turning by themselves to God to seek deliverance, of meriting their justification before God, or of attaining salvation by their own abilities. Justification takes place solely by God’s grace. Because Catholics and Lutherans confess this together, it is true to say:
>20. When Catholics say that persons “cooperate” in preparing for and accepting justification by consenting to God’s justifying action, they see such personal consent as itself an effect of grace, not as an action arising from innate human abilities.
I only put those there because those are the denominations I respect the most of those that are included in the list.
Sadly the creator didn’t put in denominations such as the Waldensians and Amish.
im atheist but the only one that makes a lick of sense is this one, the others are just LARP or brain damage
бeјcд
>Gnosticism at the bottom
we ain't never making it out of the Pleroma bros...
Very moronic tierlists. Thanks for wasting my time.
>Atenism isn't SS tier
>Correct tier
Spinozan Spirituality
Jainism
Christian Gnosticism
Hermeticism
>Based tier
Sikhism
Mandaeism
Nizari Ismailism
Manichaeism
Platonism
>Respectable
Sufism
Buddhism
Daoism
>Easy answers for morons tier
Catholicism
Orthodoxy
Mainstream Islam
>Evil tier
Paganism
Judaism
Protestantism
Salafi Islam
Hinduism
Satanism
BASED
I fricking hate my ancestors
If I met any Europeans before Jesus enlightened them I'd have killed them
Who were your ancestors?
>all the room-temperature IQ ooga booga animist religions at the top
Into the trash it goes.
>White people and Japanese are low IQ ooga boogas
Truly the thinking man's religion is Judaism and its off shoots, thanks for sharing
Lachaim
Does Christianty not believe in an timeless formless birthless creator or a simple cup (Jesus,Momo,Moses,nanik) of the ocean (god) while us humans are but simply drops of the oceans seems like a larp fr also why christgays always on a high horse
Buh tbhsu die fa meh sens
Shut the frick up and go meditate or some shit
OF COURSE shinto is at the very top
fat weeb redditor homosexual
ynbaw
every single one of these threads is just a forum for every niche flavor of christian on this dogshit board to sneer at the other flavors of christian while they all simultaneously find common ground in hating indigenous european religions and honestly I cannot fathom something more homosexual than that
>indigenous european religions
Those were wiped out by immigration from the steppe, long before Christianity even existed. Zeus and Tyr and every other Dyeus Pater derivative have their origins in Central Asia. Indigenous European religions were matriarchal cults.
so goddess worship? That sounds a lot like RC.
what a moronic attempt to sidestep the point and go for a non sequitur own
technically, everything originates in africa, so whatever the practices of EEFs were, it also wasn't indigenous to europe, because EEFs themselves ultimately come from africa.
>No comments necessary
I'm going to comment anyway - you're a dumb homosexual
>Literal pagan
>puts Orthodox in a high tier alongside fricking Satanism because "LE BASED AESTHETICS"
>Meanwhile Protestantism in second lowest tier
You are going to hell and there is no better illustration of the demonic larp that leads people to idolatry
I'm not OP, and OP is a homosexual, but are you suggesting that religion shouldn't be aesthetically pleasing?
Of course faith and worship should be aesthetically pleasing. No one said otherwise. The issue is our love of good things perverting ourselves away from love of God. What matters most of all is the truth of a religion. A pagan and Satanist rating Orthodox highly and Protestantism lowly shows the issue.
Ignore jesuslarpers, they're literally nothing but attentionprostitutes
>puts Orthodox in a high tier alongside fricking Satanism because "LE BASED AESTHETICS"
Who are you quoting?
There's only one God OP you incessant queen c**t and that's the sun. Deus Sol Invictus performs the miracle of heating your planet to just the right temperature every day, growing your crops and fattening your livestock.
It gave this planet and thus you life and asks for nothing in return
The only correct ranking.
>dead religions at the top
Zero basis
Give me a quick rundown on Mormon-Muslim relations
made me giggle