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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Let me fix it for you.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >seeing religion through an ideologic stance
      ebin

      zased

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >if it's based on nature religion towards pure israeliness, it's ideological
        >if it's from pure heckin wholesome israelite to least heckin wholesome israelite it's not ideological

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          For real every day I pray to Thor because he was bussin in my Hollywood marvel slop

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      It always warms my heart when people post these and I see how much satire religions make them seethe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/pqSWe4V.jpg

      Official ranking of religions
      No comments necessary

      Is there a list based on how aesthetic their lore/practices/imagery/prophecies are?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Unironically a more accurate tier list

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      This! By Saint Palamas, so much this!

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      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        wow papist fry poster really lost it

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Lmao, tfw you buck break Palamites so hard they remember you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            You literally appear in every thread where EO is even mentioned with the same images and copypasted arguments, even going by Nega Dirk. At this point you might as well be fishing for (you)s. You also talk in the same fruity way all the time, with you using emoticons recently just comfirming this even more.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Ftfy
      You are welcome.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        How can catholicism and calvinisn be simultaneously the fullness of primordial truth? Don't catholics think that calvinists are heretics?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Calavanists and Catholics do consider each other heretics, but I think they bother agree on the essentials of the gospels.
          This is from the Joint Declaration on Justification which both Catholics and Lutherans agree to and I’ve yet to meet a Calvanist that disagrees.
          >19. We confess together that all persons depend completely on the saving grace of God for their salvation. The freedom they possess in relation to persons and the things of this world is no freedom in relation to salvation, for as sinners they stand under God’s judgment and are incapable of turning by themselves to God to seek deliverance, of meriting their justification before God, or of attaining salvation by their own abilities. Justification takes place solely by God’s grace. Because Catholics and Lutherans confess this together, it is true to say:
          >20. When Catholics say that persons “cooperate” in preparing for and accepting justification by consenting to God’s justifying action, they see such personal consent as itself an effect of grace, not as an action arising from innate human abilities.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          I only put those there because those are the denominations I respect the most of those that are included in the list.
          Sadly the creator didn’t put in denominations such as the Waldensians and Amish.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      im atheist but the only one that makes a lick of sense is this one, the others are just LARP or brain damage

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      бeјcд

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ltxWZKM.png

      Ftfy
      You are welcome.

      https://i.imgur.com/g0X73Zb.jpg

      The only correct ranking.

      >Gnosticism at the bottom
      we ain't never making it out of the Pleroma bros...

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/ltxWZKM.png

      Ftfy
      You are welcome.

      https://i.imgur.com/GOX4uTv.png

      >dead religions at the top

      Zero basis

      https://i.imgur.com/g0X73Zb.jpg

      The only correct ranking.

      Very moronic tierlists. Thanks for wasting my time.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Atenism isn't SS tier

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Correct tier
    Spinozan Spirituality
    Jainism
    Christian Gnosticism
    Hermeticism
    >Based tier
    Sikhism
    Mandaeism
    Nizari Ismailism
    Manichaeism
    Platonism
    >Respectable
    Sufism
    Buddhism
    Daoism
    >Easy answers for morons tier
    Catholicism
    Orthodoxy
    Mainstream Islam
    >Evil tier
    Paganism
    Judaism
    Protestantism
    Salafi Islam
    Hinduism
    Satanism

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      BASED
      I fricking hate my ancestors
      If I met any Europeans before Jesus enlightened them I'd have killed them

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Who were your ancestors?

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >all the room-temperature IQ ooga booga animist religions at the top
    Into the trash it goes.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >White people and Japanese are low IQ ooga boogas
      Truly the thinking man's religion is Judaism and its off shoots, thanks for sharing
      Lachaim

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Does Christianty not believe in an timeless formless birthless creator or a simple cup (Jesus,Momo,Moses,nanik) of the ocean (god) while us humans are but simply drops of the oceans seems like a larp fr also why christgays always on a high horse
    Buh tbhsu die fa meh sens
    Shut the frick up and go meditate or some shit

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    OF COURSE shinto is at the very top

    fat weeb redditor homosexual

    ynbaw

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    every single one of these threads is just a forum for every niche flavor of christian on this dogshit board to sneer at the other flavors of christian while they all simultaneously find common ground in hating indigenous european religions and honestly I cannot fathom something more homosexual than that

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >indigenous european religions
      Those were wiped out by immigration from the steppe, long before Christianity even existed. Zeus and Tyr and every other Dyeus Pater derivative have their origins in Central Asia. Indigenous European religions were matriarchal cults.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        so goddess worship? That sounds a lot like RC.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        what a moronic attempt to sidestep the point and go for a non sequitur own
        technically, everything originates in africa, so whatever the practices of EEFs were, it also wasn't indigenous to europe, because EEFs themselves ultimately come from africa.

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >No comments necessary
    I'm going to comment anyway - you're a dumb homosexual

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Literal pagan
    >puts Orthodox in a high tier alongside fricking Satanism because "LE BASED AESTHETICS"
    >Meanwhile Protestantism in second lowest tier
    You are going to hell and there is no better illustration of the demonic larp that leads people to idolatry

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I'm not OP, and OP is a homosexual, but are you suggesting that religion shouldn't be aesthetically pleasing?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Of course faith and worship should be aesthetically pleasing. No one said otherwise. The issue is our love of good things perverting ourselves away from love of God. What matters most of all is the truth of a religion. A pagan and Satanist rating Orthodox highly and Protestantism lowly shows the issue.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Ignore jesuslarpers, they're literally nothing but attentionprostitutes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >puts Orthodox in a high tier alongside fricking Satanism because "LE BASED AESTHETICS"
      Who are you quoting?

  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    There's only one God OP you incessant queen c**t and that's the sun. Deus Sol Invictus performs the miracle of heating your planet to just the right temperature every day, growing your crops and fattening your livestock.

    It gave this planet and thus you life and asks for nothing in return

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    The only correct ranking.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >dead religions at the top

    Zero basis

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Give me a quick rundown on Mormon-Muslim relations

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        made me giggle

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