oh so you enjoy literature?

name 3 books of the Holy Bible

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Matthew
    Luke
    John

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Gospel Of John
    Romans
    Acts Of The Apostles

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Song of Solomon, Lamentations and The Revelation of Jesus Christ.

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    KJV, Revised Standard, JPS

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Thomas Nelson Bibles. Premiere collection. Goatskin cover. King James Version. Giant print. Thinline. Red letter edition. 2k Denmark typeface on 36gsm European paper. Custom leather case.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Proverbs
    Psalms
    Hebrews

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ben Sira / Ecclesiasticus
    Tobit
    Judith

    frick off israelites and protties, IQfy is a catholic board

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Your attitude is inappropriate for a Christian thread. Also, no.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      For me? It's Southern Baptist.

      also
      >Believing the Pope(man) is Holy and infallible
      >believing priests(men) can forgive sin
      >calling men "Father" in a religious sense
      >the idea of purgatory is nowhere to be found in the entire Bible
      >praying to Mary
      do catholics really?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        idk if any of the protestant denominations that allow women to be priests do confession, but i legitimately could not imagine confessing my sins to a women. I cant articulate why.

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          It's because of your latent homosexuality

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Nice projection

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not projecting, anon. You're in denial

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Believing the Pope(man) is Holy and infallible
        fundamental misunderstanding of papal infallibility
        pope is infallible, the man is not
        the church is the kingdom of god on earth, doesn't mean the people in it are suddenly without sin
        >believing priests(men) can forgive sin
        matthew 6:14-15
        further, priests do not have any more power than you or i to forgive sin
        confession is for god, the priest simply guides
        >calling men "Father" in a religious sense
        it's a symbolic title and has been used since the early church fathers
        got a problem with it? take it up with the fricking apostles
        >the idea of purgatory is nowhere to be found in the entire Bible
        sola scriptura is the worst thing to have happened to the faith
        belief in purgatory is also not essential to being a catholic
        >praying to Mary
        "hey mom i have a test tomorrow please pray for me"
        literally it
        she's not being worshipped, you're simply talking to her in heaven and with reverence given that she is literally the mother of jesus christ, god
        speak to her like she's a normal person if you'd like, i'm sure she'd be fine with it

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >thinks Mary is his mom
          Lmao dead rn bro. Are you Jesus?

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            have you actually read the bible?
            john 19:25-27

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            possible but of a bit of a stretch regarding His intentions with these words. Protestants honor Mary as a Holy figure but do not pray to her.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Matthew
      Mark
      Luke

      Stupid popist, your religion is financed by the israelites.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Source?

        https://i.imgur.com/8QsyXx6.jpg

        Ben Sira / Ecclesiasticus
        Tobit
        Judith

        frick off israelites and protties, IQfy is a catholic board

        Ben Sira pilled
        >Sirach 34:13-17
        >Sirach 23:1-6

        Catholicbro
        >Sirach 22:27
        >Sirach 28:8-9

        Make the israelites and prots your intentions when you pray the Rosary

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschild_loans_to_the_Holy_See
          More can be found if you look up "Rothschild loan catholic church" or similar

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            A big nothing burger, Anon. But you posted a source so that's more than most.

            So the Rothchild bank bought Roman bonds
            What's the problem
            The catholic church needed to raise money and the Roths bought the bonds. There were other banks around at the time( israeli) but the Rothies deal was better for the Church?

            CHURCH BONDS Google it
            churches need money

          • 3 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >taking loans from israelites is only ok when my church does so
            Why are Catholics like that

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      very unchristian demeanour, bro.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Landsharkian

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Nehemiah, II Kings, II Chronicles.

  8. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Numbers
    Acts
    Revelation

  9. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Lamentations
    Song of Songs
    Psalms

  10. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Ecclesiastes
    Romans
    Corinthians 1

  11. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    The. books. of. the. Bible. arrrrre
    Big breath
    GenesisExodusLeviticusNumbersDeut-er-ron-o-my
    Big breathe
    Joshua Judges Ruth SamuelKingsChronicles Ezra Ne-me-mi-ah
    ...
    The. books. of. the new test-a-ment arrrree
    MatthewMarkLukeJohnActsRomansCorinithians GalatiansEphesiansPhilipinsColossians Thess-a-lon-i-ans
    TimothyTitusPhilemonHebrewsJamesPeterJohn Jude and Rev-a-la-tions

    That's the song I learned in Sunday school anyways.

  12. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Bible isn't literature

  13. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Joshua
    Judges
    Esther

  14. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    1st John
    2nd John
    3rd John

  15. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    What's bible?

  16. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    no

  17. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    easy
    >old testament
    >new testament
    .....shit

  18. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    y'all are the reason I'm not in a space pod right now selecting in which android body I want my consciousness uploaded to

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      *r/atheism face*

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know religion pushed every tool required for modern science right?

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        science was once a blessed institution when its pursuits were to understand the glory of God

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I remember when it said "don't build the Starship Enterprise" in the Bible. It was a stirring passage.

  19. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Tobit
    Maccabees
    Sirach

  20. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Exit Us
    Adverbs
    John the Rapist

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      roflcopter

  21. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paul's 2nd Letter to the Corinthians
    Deuteronomy
    Tom Sawyer

  22. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    As one of the very few people on this board who has read the Bible front to back, the only book of the Bible that can be considered even remotely literary in its conception and execution is Mark. Which is precisely why Christgays look down on it and consider it a "lesser" gospel.

  23. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Paradise Lost
    The Divine Comedy
    The Book of Mormon

  24. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Josef, Mary, jesus

  25. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Sirach
    Susanna
    Bel and the Dragon

    Lutherans seethe

  26. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amos
    Wisdom of Solomon
    John

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