name 3 books of the Holy Bible
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name 3 books of the Holy Bible
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Matthew
Luke
John
Gospel Of John
Romans
Acts Of The Apostles
Song of Solomon, Lamentations and The Revelation of Jesus Christ.
KJV, Revised Standard, JPS
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Proverbs
Psalms
Hebrews
Ben Sira / Ecclesiasticus
Tobit
Judith
frick off israelites and protties, IQfy is a catholic board
Your attitude is inappropriate for a Christian thread. Also, no.
For me? It's Southern Baptist.
also
>Believing the Pope(man) is Holy and infallible
>believing priests(men) can forgive sin
>calling men "Father" in a religious sense
>the idea of purgatory is nowhere to be found in the entire Bible
>praying to Mary
do catholics really?
idk if any of the protestant denominations that allow women to be priests do confession, but i legitimately could not imagine confessing my sins to a women. I cant articulate why.
It's because of your latent homosexuality
Nice projection
Not projecting, anon. You're in denial
>Believing the Pope(man) is Holy and infallible
fundamental misunderstanding of papal infallibility
pope is infallible, the man is not
the church is the kingdom of god on earth, doesn't mean the people in it are suddenly without sin
>believing priests(men) can forgive sin
matthew 6:14-15
further, priests do not have any more power than you or i to forgive sin
confession is for god, the priest simply guides
>calling men "Father" in a religious sense
it's a symbolic title and has been used since the early church fathers
got a problem with it? take it up with the fricking apostles
>the idea of purgatory is nowhere to be found in the entire Bible
sola scriptura is the worst thing to have happened to the faith
belief in purgatory is also not essential to being a catholic
>praying to Mary
"hey mom i have a test tomorrow please pray for me"
literally it
she's not being worshipped, you're simply talking to her in heaven and with reverence given that she is literally the mother of jesus christ, god
speak to her like she's a normal person if you'd like, i'm sure she'd be fine with it
>thinks Mary is his mom
Lmao dead rn bro. Are you Jesus?
have you actually read the bible?
john 19:25-27
possible but of a bit of a stretch regarding His intentions with these words. Protestants honor Mary as a Holy figure but do not pray to her.
Matthew
Mark
Luke
Stupid popist, your religion is financed by the israelites.
Source?
Ben Sira pilled
>Sirach 34:13-17
>Sirach 23:1-6
Catholicbro
>Sirach 22:27
>Sirach 28:8-9
Make the israelites and prots your intentions when you pray the Rosary
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rothschild_loans_to_the_Holy_See
More can be found if you look up "Rothschild loan catholic church" or similar
A big nothing burger, Anon. But you posted a source so that's more than most.
So the Rothchild bank bought Roman bonds
What's the problem
The catholic church needed to raise money and the Roths bought the bonds. There were other banks around at the time( israeli) but the Rothies deal was better for the Church?
CHURCH BONDS Google it
churches need money
>taking loans from israelites is only ok when my church does so
Why are Catholics like that
very unchristian demeanour, bro.
Landsharkian
Nehemiah, II Kings, II Chronicles.
Numbers
Acts
Revelation
Lamentations
Song of Songs
Psalms
Ecclesiastes
Romans
Corinthians 1
The. books. of. the. Bible. arrrrre
Big breath
GenesisExodusLeviticusNumbersDeut-er-ron-o-my
Big breathe
Joshua Judges Ruth SamuelKingsChronicles Ezra Ne-me-mi-ah
...
The. books. of. the new test-a-ment arrrree
MatthewMarkLukeJohnActsRomansCorinithians GalatiansEphesiansPhilipinsColossians Thess-a-lon-i-ans
TimothyTitusPhilemonHebrewsJamesPeterJohn Jude and Rev-a-la-tions
That's the song I learned in Sunday school anyways.
Bible isn't literature
Joshua
Judges
Esther
1st John
2nd John
3rd John
What's bible?
no
easy
>old testament
>new testament
.....shit
y'all are the reason I'm not in a space pod right now selecting in which android body I want my consciousness uploaded to
*r/atheism face*
You know religion pushed every tool required for modern science right?
science was once a blessed institution when its pursuits were to understand the glory of God
I remember when it said "don't build the Starship Enterprise" in the Bible. It was a stirring passage.
Tobit
Maccabees
Sirach
Exit Us
Adverbs
John the Rapist
roflcopter
Paul's 2nd Letter to the Corinthians
Deuteronomy
Tom Sawyer
As one of the very few people on this board who has read the Bible front to back, the only book of the Bible that can be considered even remotely literary in its conception and execution is Mark. Which is precisely why Christgays look down on it and consider it a "lesser" gospel.
Paradise Lost
The Divine Comedy
The Book of Mormon
Josef, Mary, jesus
Sirach
Susanna
Bel and the Dragon
Lutherans seethe
Amos
Wisdom of Solomon
John