>open a page. >if it doesn't load within 2 seconds I close it

>open a page
>if it doesn't load within 2 seconds I close it
Sorry, if your page cannot load quickly on a 1Gbit fiber connection it's not worth viewing

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  1. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    certainly not because you got 17 schizo adblockers filtering every byte of traffic

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      This is mostly at work where I don't have an adblocker though

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >at work
        certainly not because they got 17 schizo firewalls and traffic inspection tools filtering every byte of traffic

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Your computer at work does not have a dedicated 1Gbit fiber connection

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      If anything we need to block more shit, every site is just AI SEO garbage now with 2 popups asking you to make an account and join a newsletter

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >every site is just AI SEO garbage
        Every site is AI written articles designed to be read and ranked well by Google's AI web crawler in some gay dystopian AI feedback loop where humans aren't even a part of the equation.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >adblockers are shizo now
      It never ceases to amaze me how society managed to breed consumer drones to such an extreme extent of gullibility.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Blocking ads increases loading speeds.
      Filtering is much faster than rendering, especially when ads come with their own javascript that needs to execute god knows what on your device.

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >Blocking ads increases loading speeds.
        youtube is 12x slower with an adblocker you moronic idiot

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >reducing the amount of things to load makes it slower
      Total Zoomer Death

  2. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There should be an addon for this.
    - Bloat Score
    - Waterfall Speed Score
    - Upload Speed Results
    User adjustable bar for what sites are permitted based on overall score.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how this is worth looking into.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      how this is worth looking into.

      Search engines do this for you already

  3. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >tp
    why are americans so trashy

  4. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    if the webpage doesn't load in a readable form with JS disabled, it's not worth my time

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Almost same. Both JS and CSS for me.

  5. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This isn’t a conscious rule for me but I have done it. Same if a message pops up begging me to remove my adblocker or if I have to clock away more than 2 windows to get to the content. Unfortunately with gdpr that’s like every site now. The Internet just sucks now if I’m being real with you

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >Unfortunately with gdpr that’s like every site now.
      You could use "I don't care about cookies" plugin, which gets rid of cookie banners.
      It will accept cookies, but at least you don't get annoying popups.

  6. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    This attitude is the reason why webpages trick you into thinking they loaded quickly, but by the time you go to click what you want, the website had completely re-arranged as the large media files and ads finally load, so you end up clicking something you never intended to.

    It should be illegal to do this. Present nothing to the end user until 100% of the content is loaded.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Separate issues.
      >This attitude is the reason why webpages trick you into thinking they loaded quickly, but by the time you go to click what you want, the website had completely re-arranged as the large media files and ads finally load, so you end up clicking something you never intended to.
      This tends to happen when the site owner is using a media buyer service for delivering ads.
      >build website to deliver their own content
      >website gains popularity
      >embed an ad network to profit from the traffic
      >ad delivery is slow depending on the network and your pricing tier
      >It should be illegal to do this. Present nothing to the end user until 100% of the content is loaded.
      This is a debated item in the world of webdev. Some argue that skeleton loaders are better because it shows the end user that the page is working delivering their request while others feel that same time could instead be used to at least show some content to keep the user engaged

      • 3 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        This happens on the Steam app on my iphone. It happens when I load instagram and my feed changes obliterating an interesting image that appeared for 2 seconds and now is gone. The problem extends far beyond ads

        • 3 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Both of those networks use ads, anon

  7. 3 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    There's a widget on a website I work on that takes a minute to load because of a super slow government api. Users are always complaining and blaming us but there's literally nothing realistic that can be done, short of bribing a congressman with campaign contributions or something.

    • 3 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >but there's literally nothing realistic that can be done
      Can't you cache common queries so that it provides a better experience for your users? Most apis allow for this in their ToS up to a certain amount of time.

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