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  1. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    SUS

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Amogus.

  2. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >athiests be like: my great great great grandpa

  3. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    atheists believe nothing was nothing for infinity amount of time untill it became everything that exists for no reason

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No, you do.
      >uh the reason was because of God
      But there can be no reason why God choose to start creating at the particular time he did.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      No. Everything existed, it just used in a very dense state. A balloon doesn't stop existing when it doesn't have air in it.

      Also, nobody knows what happened before cosmic expansion began ~13.7 billion years ago. There's an event horizon there beyond which, we don't have the tools to understand what was occurring.

      Hope this helps in improving your understanding.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        that 13 billion was disproved, there's no such thing as dark matter

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >muh gaytheists out of nowhere
      rent free. go kiss some Black person feet and donate to AIPAC

      • 2 weeks ago
        Cult of Passion

        >muh Black person feet and AIPAC out of nowhere
        Rent free, carry a tiki torch and LARP a believer.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >"Nothing was nothing for an infinite amount of time before the Magic Wizard manifested out of nothing, created everything using sorcery, waited billions of years for dinosaurs to die out and gave patronage to a very specific tribe of semites to help further their bronze age geopolitical agendas and also harvest foreskin."
      Theistbros...why are we so fricking moronic without sophistry?

  4. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Amogus

  5. 2 weeks ago
    Cult of Passion

    Yes.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      quick question

      Human children are born to
      a) humans
      b)nonhumans

      • 2 weeks ago
        Cult of Passion

        Idk, (hue)man, Im not human, Im a hybrid of two other species mixed into humans and Im not into researching human specific DNA, I focus on other hybridic tribes.

        I mean...I totally know, but youre asking for a course on Evolutionary and Molecular Biology. Mmm, no.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          You genuinely do not know if humans are born to human mothers or nonhuman mothers? It is not a trick question.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Cult of Passion

            Just going to ignore your inorance?

            Here...let me help you.

            >You genuinely do not know
            WHY ARE YOU UNABLE TO SMELL THE FECES FLOWING FROM YOUR MOUTH?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Allow me to clarify, Confused One. Human babies are born to human mothers. Identify corrollaries as thou willst or don't, I don't care.

            I ain't no monkey.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Cult of Passion

            >Allow me to clarify
            COGNITIVE DEFICIENCY.

            YOU CANT SMELL FECES IN YOUR MOUTH.

            STOP TALKING.

            t.EVOLITIONARY BIOLOGIST, YOUR PROFESSORS ARE moronic AND WRONG.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            1. Calm down
            2. Observe Darwinism is preposterous
            3. Calm down again
            4. Push caps locks to toggle off
            5. Stop comprehending humanity as nonhumanity
            6. Interpret from (5) that humanity is a distinct essence
            7. Notice universities and the media censor dissenters from Darwin because
            >hurrr Scopes Monkey Trial
            8. Postulate a big picture cause
            9. Notice the trajectory of things
            10. Dissent
            11. Search for God
            12. Find Him
            13. Deep fry your degrees
            14. Preach the Truth
            15. Enjoy immortaity and perfection of the soul

          • 2 weeks ago
            Cult of Passion

            >t.EVOLITIONARY BIOLOGIST, YOUR PROFESSORS ARE moronic AND WRONG.

            I LECTURE YOUR PROFESSORS.

            WHO THE FRICK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?

            HOW MANY TIMES DO YOU HAVE TO BE TOLD FOR YOU TO SWALLOW YOUR OWN PRIDE?

            https://i.imgur.com/zPVfEXE.gif

            Idk, (hue)man, Im not human, Im a hybrid of two other species mixed into humans and Im not into researching human specific DNA, I focus on other hybridic tribes.

            I mean...I totally know, but youre asking for a course on Evolutionary and Molecular Biology. Mmm, no.

            >but youre asking for a course on Evolutionary and Molecular Biology.
            YOU ARE NEITHER, WHY ARE YOU LECTURING A PROFESSOR?

            STOP IGNORING MY POSTS AND DEMAMDING RESPECT AT THE SAME TIME, DIRTBAG.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            I still do no understand how Darwin did anything other than situate Linnaeus on a timeline. I find it fascinating Henry Adams, who lived in England at the time, said Origin of Species came as a surprise to none, and all were ready to believe.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Cult of Passion

            Not sure, as my way of Bio research is literally beyond the bulks understanding of Medicine (Chemistry foundation for Medicine/Biology) which was fine for those centuries but now it is no longer the "main mystery" of Life.

            Namely, BioMagnetics/BioElectric (BioPhysics).

            So this is an Age where "no one was expecting the next thing", and now the majority of academia is caught with their pants down, hence all the fraud papers and pandemic fiasco.

            Purging of the old. A sacrifical Lamb on the alter of Advancement.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Hmmm, you don't seem to know anything. I will henceforth disgard you, """"professor youtubes""" .

          • 2 weeks ago
            Cult of Passion

            >professor youtubes
            Worked for the THOR peoject at DARPA.

            His research overlaps mine.

            You are not what you thought you were.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Shame on you go get a real job

          • 2 weeks ago
            Cult of Passion

            >a real job
            Dunking on Euler while high at a cafe in Thailand, as a M.D. (Cognition) *&* Mathematician (Pure Mathematics).

            What better Job could I ever have asked for?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            You seem to be quite fond of yourself. Have you ever tried fricking yourself? I think you would like it. Go on, the thread will be here tomorrow morning.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Cult of Passion

            >you go get
            >You
            >yourself
            > you
            >yourself
            >you

            Euler is cool...but I could kick his ass.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            please stop

          • 2 weeks ago
            Cult of Passion

            I cant.

            Its my Job.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Cult of Passion

            We have a very "lateral" view of Biology (Environmental Genetics). Molecular markers (DNA) isnt the key feature here, and it will take many years before science is able to see between the Molecules to see the effects of sub-Particle manipulation of orgamisms.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >doesn't even try to make an argument
            >tries to pass off the monkey trial as religious persecution
            theistbros... were we too stupid all along? were the jesuits right about us?

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >Human babies are born to human mothers
            white mothers giving birth to niglets disproves this

          • 2 weeks ago
            Cult of Passion

            Just going to ignore your inorance?

            Here...let me help you.

            >You genuinely do not know
            WHY ARE YOU UNABLE TO SMELL THE FECES FLOWING FROM YOUR MOUTH?

            Oh. This is a Cognitive deficiency.

            t.Doctor (MD)

        • 2 weeks ago
          Cult of Passion

          >Im a hybrid of two other species

          You genuinely do not know if humans are born to human mothers or nonhuman mothers? It is not a trick question.

          I dont LARP on the internet.

  6. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >giant hooked merchant schnozz
    not my ancestor, my nose is normal

  7. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >humans came from an unconscious slime not an intelligent force

    holy shit we done drank the kool aid

  8. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    proof plz

  9. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    You can believe in God and still accept the overwhelming evidence of evolutionary processes and a lineage towards a common ancestor. What's with all the LARPers on this board, both Christians as well as Atheists, whi fail to understand the segregation of faith and science?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      I'm agnostic but Genesis seems pretty clear on the creation process taking six days. What could be the possible metaphorical interpretation of that if it isn't literal?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        The one I've heard is that time simply moves differently for God

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        It's a parable, Jesus spoke in parables all the time and told the apostles why. Nobody in the early Church took Genesis literally, the narrative is still true. God spoke Creation into being, God made Man in His image, Man rebelled and was exiled from paradise etc

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >Nobody in the early Church took Genesis literally
          Wrong, and doubting it in 400 or 200 AD doesn’t mean the original authors didn’t take it seriously.
          So sick of you people pretending genesis always means whatever the latest science is despite it not saying that. Seriously one of the stinkiest lines of bullshit I’ve ever seen, you’re a moron if you buy the Christian cope that it always meant to say what modern physics, geology, chemistry and biology says

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            what is your evidence the original authors took it literally?

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Original sin straight up can’t exist unless genesis was literal. In any case name one historical figure secular or ecclesiastical that argued the Old Testament should be read meataphorically prior to the 1800s.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Not him and on your side.
            Augustine said it shouldn’t be but explicitly stated it was because it’s not believable and makes Christians look bad, even to the Romans.
            In no way did he claim it was a metaphor that the world was actually created 4.5 billion years ago

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            it is kinda weird the israelites never found original sin in 2500+ years of reading Genesi, isn't it?

            No original sin, no Heaven, no souls, barely a Satan...

            One gets the feeling the sequel had a different director, producer and writing team than the original...

            hmmmmm

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        Listen I'm not a Christian, but I used to be one.
        I don't think you have to take the Bible as being literally true about everything to be a Christian.
        There is nothing in the Bible that says you must read religious texts in this way.
        There are times biblical texts contradict themselves not even accidently, like how the Torah at numerous points contradicts itself because it is (probably) made up of several contradicting sources that an editor brought together (order of creation in Genesis 1 and 2 is an easy one to find where multiple sources is quite obvious).

        I think the more fundamental thing that makes you a Christian (or religious israelite) is that you believe the biblical authors were divinely inspired and deeper truths about humanity can be discovered by reading the biblical texts. This isn't the same as the evangelical view that God more-or-less dictated the entire Bible himself and the human authors served more as flesh-puppets to write it down.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          "The Bible" literally means "The Books" its meant to be a definitive text, but not one you're meant to take literally, rather one that became codified and standardized through centuries of scholarly debate and consensus about what is the closest to spiritual truth that is physically possible. Most Biblical scholars and clerics throughout history knew that the Bible was fill of contraditions and dubious translations, but the point was never to be an exact truth, just the closest possible thing to "the truth". Otherwise we would never have said debates to begin with. Christianity historically loved scholarly debate and encouraged it. Like you said, its modern evangelism that wants you to take The Bible literally.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      My main gripe with evolutionists today is that we suddenly have to accept that scientists know exactly what was happening 300 million years ago, know exactly how old the Earth is, know exactly how old the universe is etc. It's all theoretical but everyone treats it like it's indisputable. Half of humanity doesn't have access to electricity, we still can't cure cancer, we can't even create a decent electric vehicle but we think we have it all figured out suddenly.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        You're acting like people just came to these conclusions out of nowhere. We have a fairly high confidence that we know roughly how old Earth and the Universe are through scientific consensus and finding evidence to support various claims. If you think those claims are wrong then you're more than welcome to challenge them with counter-evidence. But don't just say its wrong because God, that's lazy reasoning. God knows you're smarter than that anon.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          So we can barely predict the weather today but you know with such assurance what happened 13 billion years ago? And all because of a feint hue in objects hundreds of millions of light years away?
          We only found the city of Troy a few years ago, but dinosaur bones and ammonites wash up on beaches despite supposedly being 50 - 300 million years old?

          It's educated guesswork but people treat it like it's gospel when they don't do any research either, they just believe the man in the white coat

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            >So we can barely predict the weather today
            Last I checked weather forecasts were pretty accurate. But predicting the future is very different from analyzing past evidence that literally exists already

          • 2 weeks ago
            Anonymous

            Look you are not wrong in doubting some of the information about the history of life and rocks on earth, many pop-science gays exaggerate a lot of these things and say that they are dead-certain. But when it comes to analysis of data, in both genetics and geology we have had remarkable improvement in our analysis during the last 2 decades.
            For example this (trichoplax adhaerens) is possibily a very far away cousin to the early ancestor of the common ancestor of animalia kingdom whatever that was. And the moron that made the picture then says "original form of humans and animals", which is just wrong.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >So we can barely predict the weather today
          Last I checked weather forecasts were pretty accurate. But predicting the future is very different from analyzing past evidence that literally exists already

          Then a new theory comes and you have to throw it all out the window because we don't know half the shit in the universe and scientists admit it, we don't know shit.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nuh uh white or black take it or leave it

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      nobody cares about science in terms of arguments holding substance regarding certain topics. They associate Christianity with right wing and atheism with secularist movements among leftists

      Therefore, it's all just window dressing for the same tired culture war bickering you find on this site. None of these gays are actually religious.

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >They associate Christianity with right wing and atheism with secularist movements among leftists
        Do you mean on this board or in general?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      >You can believe in God and still accept the overwhelming evidence of evolutionary processes
      What's God, given the latter, which means all knowledge is in evolutionary flux as well?

  10. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >RNA world speculative evolution fan fiction
    >baseless gradualist nonsense
    >Pansp"uhidkhahaiguessitcamehereonarockfromspace"rmia
    >Astrobilogical woo
    >primordial soup - Oparin–Haldane hypothesis - sovietized schizophrenia
    >phylogenic musical chairs - electric boogaloo
    >all other subjective baseless speculative atheist nonsense and mythmaking for the scientism canon

  11. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >overwhelming evidence of evolutionary processes

  12. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    Still waiting on that definitive proof pleases :3

  13. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >primordial "animal"
    >not an opistoconth
    >not a single flagellum

  14. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    whats it about amogus being one of the few normie memes IQfy tolerates?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      50% stonetoss and 50% lack of ideology, no joke.

      IQfy above everything hates being told what to do, and how the frick can you tell people what to do with a meme like amogus? you can’t weave any ideology into it.

  15. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    hmmm, i think obelisks are still not pyramids

  16. 2 weeks ago
    Cult of Passion

    Oh...and yes, kicked his ass too.

    t.Dimenional Spacetime Theorist, incorporating what he couldnt; Imaginary Time (orthogonal Time)

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      Atleast he knew the difference between an obelisk and a pyramid
      Seriously stop with these embarrasing posts you schizoid

      • 2 weeks ago
        Cult of Passion

        He was midwit who shifted his theories with the winds.

        Theoretical Physicist too?! Neat, whats you favorite Physics nonsense?

      • 2 weeks ago
        Cult of Passion

        OMG I have to just answer my own quesiton.

        One Electron Theory. Doing calculations mamy years ago and I self discovered the equation those guys used for their theory, was really meat seeing why that theory was a thing, not that I am on board woth it, but I see why it exists. I think its neat either way.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >OMG I have to just answer my own quesiton.
          No you don't. Please stop. You're destroying half the thread you post in. Spend your time eating luxury Lidl cheese or finding friends.

          • 2 weeks ago
            Cult of Passion

            YOUR LIFE IS VAPID AND MEANINGLESS.

            WHY DO YOU LARP YOURE A REAL HUMAN?

            >my fren lob me

            WRONG. THEY LOVE YOURE AFFIRMING THEIR DELUSIONS.

            NOTHING MORE. PARASITES.

  17. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >ex nihilo
    >just trust the science bro
    >no I don’t personally know how or why life spontaneously appeared, but these hecking cool scientist influencers probably know

  18. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    same color as a scandi who has been exposed to the sun for 10 seconds, I'd say it's white

  19. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    [...]

    Whoa, dude…

    All of racism just btfod by this post. This is everything!

  20. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >evolution is real because... the scientist says so (he's infallible)

  21. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    >this fake CGI image is proof!
    Literally ZERO fossil evidence for this. How low IQ do you need to be to get duped by this shit?

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      your attached image reflects a psyche of yours which when put under analization, proves you wrong

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        >analization
        Stop trying to look smart, you're low IQ as frick. You're a blatant moron. You impress no one except other morons.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          >you wrote 1 thing wrong
          >allow me to roast you with insults heh le epic pwn
          I wont even bother

  22. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    i should go back in time and kill this thing

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      It would only make it stronger

  23. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    That life sprouts from inert matter will never be empirical science because it simply doesnt happen and contradicts all logic. Its an irrational mythology for materialists. I was a cell that magically appeared then magically became a sea slug, then a fish, then a monkey, therefore life is meaningless and i can sin.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      The Millery-Urey experiment showed that organic material can emerge from inorganic material

      • 2 weeks ago
        Anonymous

        So does the fact that we've found amino acids on comets.

        • 2 weeks ago
          Anonymous

          Correct. That makes life even more likely to form.

    • 2 weeks ago
      Anonymous

      You know you’re made out of mostly water air and some soil right? All the ingredients for you are in a puddle of mud and the air around it outside. That goes for every living thing.

  24. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

    fake

  25. 2 weeks ago
    Anonymous

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