Reminder to watchcels, nobody who isn't obsessed with watches can actually recognize a Rolex or any other watch that's extremely expensive, you still look broke with it 😉
It's all about smart watches now, this is the wrist of someone who doesn't seem broke or overcompensating 😉
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one time i left my phone at home on accident and it was a snowy day so my mom wanted me to call her when i got to work. I learned that day that if I connected my smart watch to the wifi at work I could make phone calls so there I was looking like a fricking moron talking into my watch.
That's my smart watch story
l o l I bet you also wore a trench coat and a fedora you fricking gay lmao
those wouldn't have been allowed by the dress code of the job I was doing at the time.
This image was posted on reddit a few days ago. We must go back.
Oh yeah I remember that thread in /r/legaladvice
>Apple watch wristband cut off my circulation and my hand is numb. Can I sue?
I won't do what you tell me!
Nice bruh. Lets all head back to the R-wave(reddit) and drink some smooths(orange juice but I pretend its a smoothie). B)
If you saw my smartwatch, that would straighten out the arch in your back.
Yeah and it's been posted on here many many times. Since 2017 at the least.
Rich people think you're poor if you DO have a smart watch
Rich people are pedophiles
projecting
Sorry nonce, but not everyone who calls out pedophiles is attracted to kids like you
I think you're all poor
nobody cares about smart watches. you look like a dork when you're checking notifications like you're picking an alien from your omnitrix.
I've used one since about 2015. I mostly only use it to screen my notifications - like glance when it comes in to see if it's something I need to deal with and get my phone out for or if I can ignore it for the time being
Even the better
Reduces the probability of my guts meeting a knife
But for real, bought the watch for myself because I wanted to gift myself.
I would like a semi-smart watch which has alarms, the time, and calendar/reminders synchronised with the phone, and nothing else. Battery lasting at least a month.
Does something like this exist?
>fmw when im n that image
>mfw no face
mi band 8 is cheap as frick and the closest you can get but battery is closer to 5-7 days
I'm using a Mi Band 3, it's very old but the battery still lasts 4 weeks with non-stop Bluetooth, alarms, notifications, weather, and sleep monitoring.
If I replace it then it won't be for something that has even shorter battery life. That's why I'm asking about a watch shaped alternative, I can give up notifications but not battery life.
pretty good, my current watch gets realistically 2 days. I never tried to maxxx it but I don't think it would go past 3 if I did.
>knuckle-less fists
my fricking sides
Garmin Instinct if you turn off all the features you don't want, then yeah it can last a month or longer
Thanks, looks nice but a bit pricey.
A-a-and neither of the banks I use are supported by Garmin Pay, so I guess this seals its fate...
smart watch>wrist fedora
iphone>mobile fedora
vape>mouth fedora
scooter>feet fedora
tattoos>skin fedora
analogic watch = wrist fedora
digital watch = child wrist fedora
smart watch = poorman-flex wrist fedora
>people think you're poor if you don't have a smart watch
only the actual poors who think shit like gucci and and louis vuitton are the sign of wealth. we get it tyrone you spent your ebt on a chinese """leather""" belt cuz it make u a gangsta and shieeet.
Nah frick charging those things every day.
I'll stick with a 100 bucks airport G-Shock my wife got me. Got none of the Bluetooth shit too.
I don't need my wrist vibrating every time some c**t wants my attention.
Fits just right in every situation when you're IQfy.
is there a watch general somewhere on IQfy? i figured there would be one on IQfy
/fa/
If you make a watch thread you'll get a good amount of replies, same with more niche hobbies like pens
watches are uncomfortable and make you look like a poser
Say it to my face, I dare you.
poorgay
"Smart" watches are fricking trash. They're just a pile of biometric sensors on a strap. Not a single one is actually smart, they need a link with your phone to do the simplest things. Some can't even show the time without needing help from your motherfricking phone. A proper smartwatch is a REPLACEMENT for your phone, not an accessory to it.
The only "smart" watch you need
To be fair, if you have an applel watch, it tells more about how poor you are than if you have some 1k~2k swiss watch that you can use for 10 years without even servicing it once.
I'm sure your Apple Watch really makes people ignore that you look like the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man.
Why would i want people to know i'm rich?
I dress like a clean hobo.
I'm super fat and I still have a visible wrist and hands that look like hands, what the frick is this
>people think you're poor if you don't have a smart watch
Who? Literally who thinks that?
I dont know anything about smart wachtes but I'm looking for a one where I can put in a simcard or something and have gps tracking on it on my phone. I want to give it to my mom who has dementia so I can know where she is because she doesn't carry her phone around. Is this something smart watches can do?