Philosophers are wordcels aren't they. >from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs

Philosophers are wordcels aren't they
>from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs
I mean this is just common sense, you don't need a 400 page book to understand this
They're just aristocrats who wrote long books pretending to be smart

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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    philosophers are basically just schizophrenics

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Mathematicians are wordcels aren't they
    >a^n + b^n = c^n has no non-trivial integer solution for n>2
    I mean this is just common sense, you don't need a 129 page paper to understand this
    They're just aristocrats who wrote long papers pretending to be smart

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      [math](-1)^3 + (1)^3 = 0^3[/math]

      this is a nontrivial solution. better luck next time, sweaty.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Looks trivial to me.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          okay, since you're a moron i'll have to spell it out for you. what you wrote is not fermat's last theorem, moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Uh-oh my duderino! You forgot that a, b, AND c have to be non-zero positive numbers. I guess your argument falls down the drain because... it just does OK. I am a pedantic moron with elitism towards mathematics so I'm always right.

            I recommend you at least read the wikipedia page to familiarize yourself with the problem.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            if you're going to try to generalize it, then generalize it correctly and permit n < -2 as well. but you didn't do that, and won't do it, because you don't understand what you're talking about.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Uh-oh my duderino! You forgot that a, b, AND c have to be non-zero positive numbers. I guess your argument falls down the drain because... it just does OK. I am a pedantic moron with elitism towards mathematics so I'm always right.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm sorry but you just dont get it :/
    Maybe coloring books are more your tempo?

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Oh, no, here come's a commie

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    No, you must work way above your ability and you get nothing. Be thankful.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

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  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Philosophers are cringy larpers. Some try to larp as logicians/mathematicians ("analytic philosophy "), others try to larp as linguists/writers ("postmodernists") and then there are some larping as neuroscientists ("philosophy of mind"). But all of them have in common that they look like immature children when compared to anyone actually knowledgeable in any of these fields.

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Philosophers are cringy larpers. Some try to larp as logicians/mathematicians ("analytic philosophy "), others try to larp as linguists/writers ("postmodernists") and then there are some larping as neuroscientists ("philosophy of mind"). But all of them have in common that they look like immature children when compared to anyone actually knowledgeable in any of these fields.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I'm right, you're wrong and you have no arguments.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Nevermind your teenage reddit debates about who's right and who's wrong. I just think it's disturbing how oblivious you and other npcs are as to the history and origins of their own way of thinking and system of values.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          I'm well aware of the history of science and math. That's why I know that pseuds like you are artificially exaggerating the role of philosophy.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I'm well aware of the history of science and math
            Your post here says the opposite:

            Philosophers are cringy larpers. Some try to larp as logicians/mathematicians ("analytic philosophy "), others try to larp as linguists/writers ("postmodernists") and then there are some larping as neuroscientists ("philosophy of mind"). But all of them have in common that they look like immature children when compared to anyone actually knowledgeable in any of these fields.

            It's also pretty funny how you don't understand the sheer scale of your idiocy even after having your nose rubbed in it directly. Who said anything about sciecne and math?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            That post doesn't say anything about the history of science and math. It only talks about the uselessness and cringiness of philosophers, which you once again confirm with your reply.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Anyway, I don't consider you human. I just find it funny that every opinion you will shart out in your life will be a dumbed down, 5th hand regurgitation of 19th and 20th century philosophy, but you're perfectly oblivious to it. You think this program you and other meatbots are running is some kind of inevitable "common sense", having no idea where it all actually came from. Embarrassing.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            If I'm so dumb and can reach these alleged philosophical conclusions independently on my own, doesn't that confirm it's just trivial common sense? What merit do these philosophers have then, if all they did was stating the obvious?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >can reach these alleged philosophical conclusions independently on my own
            But you see, this is exactly why meatbots are prgrammed this way; it's so that you dumb animals never learn to reflect on where "your" opinions actually came from, and how you acquired them.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I know very well where my opinions come from. They come from facts, logic and morality. Exactly the things you with your feminine personality will never understand.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I know very well where my opinions come from.
            We've already established fully that you don't, and your utter lack of self-reflection cements it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You don't have a single argument in favor of this ridiculous claim.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >ridiculous claim
            You mean like the claim that you just independently came up with all your standard modern normie opinions on your own, and that being absolutely innundated in them from the first day of your life had nothing to do with it? I appreciate how fricking dumb you are because you're making my point for me and demonstrating perfectly what this anti-philosophy agenda is about.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I do not hold any standard normie opinions. On the contrary, my opinions seem to be sufficiently nonstandard to trigger NPCs like you.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I do not hold any standard normie opinions
            You do. You're just too dumb to even contemplate the vast array of beliefs you take for granted and accept without question as if they were fact. Your handlers just magnify that 1% of things you and other normalcattle disagree about making you think you're all special snowflakes even though you share 99% of your beliefs with the rest of the population. It's just like when I told you that you never reflect on the origin of your way of thinking and system of values, and you sharted out some incongruent reply about how you know the history of math and science. Those blinders are pretty solidly on, dumb animal, and all the anti-philosophy drivel that pseuds regurgitate nowadays is about keeping them on; "your" opinions about philosophy are just another example of you regurgitating someone else's agenda as if it were your own.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Why are you projecting so hard? Everything you said applies to you, not to me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The very fact that you don't see the truth in what I say already proves me right. Now gb2r.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Still no argument. I won. Get over it.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What argument do I need besides your demonstrable lack of self-awareness and a whole thread of drones who sound identical to you? lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >a whole thread full of educated people tells me I'm moronic
            >clearly that means they're all wrong
            Your level of delusion is impressive.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Must be another one of your completely original, independently thought of regurgitated dumbfrick opinion. :^)

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            What are you even seething about?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >NPC reaches end of dialogue tree
            >reverts to fully generic spam
            LOL. Yeah, tell me more about how everything you think is an original product of rational thought.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Go talk to some chatbot if you want to waste your time.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Pretty much what I've been doing. Shame on me.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >What merit do these philosophers have then, if all they did was stating the obvious?

            Your lack of understanding in even basic philosophy is very telling lol. Bro the philosophical questions have always been fairly obvious.... but the answers not so much.... some very intelligent people would even say fricken impossible. Key Philosophical questions, some thousands of years old are still unanswered. The egotistical scientists just pretend they dont exist. Better to tinker away with axioms that will describe insignificant details of the universe. Reductionism at its finest lol.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            I know far more about philosophy than you ever will. Nobody denies that unanswered philosophical questions exist. But many of them are nonsensical upon further investigation. And those that aren't nonsensical still haven't been answered by philosophers, which shows how useless philosophers are. What kind of "thinkers" spend several millennia thinking hard about a question without making any progress at all? Meanwhile science and math have solved thousands of questions without the last few decades.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            *within

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >What kind of "thinkers" spend several millennia thinking hard about a question without making any progress at all?

            Its almost as if these questions are very difficult or something? So difficult that bright minds ape out over them. Even disregard them as nonsense...Ahhh the ego of the science man. His world must remain organized, structured.... like a mathematical house of cards. Reaching greater heights until the foundation itself is questioned... Just a simple philosophical question can tip the house over.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >His world must remain organized, structured... like a mathematical house of cards
            What you describe here is analytic philosophy. It is analytic philosophers who try to larp as mathematicians and who autistically fail to define everything rigorously. As a genuine mathematician I have no problem accepting that there are problems outside STEM which are not amenable to the same rigor.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >I don't consider you human
            Why yes, my high IQ actually makes me superhuman

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs
    if developing abilities is going to enslave you, why would you do it? marxist rhetoric on appeals to low iq delusion prone morons who have israeli style messiah complexes.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >developing abilities is going to enslave you
      What bizarre strawman is this?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Not him, but how would an organizing principle of society be enforced if not by society? The logical tissue of "X can do something therefore X will do something" implying "enslavement to the thing you can do" is pretty clear in this context.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          >X can do something therefore X will do something
          That's not what "from each according to his ability" means. How about "X can do Y, so we should let him do Y instead of forcing him to do Z which he can't do"?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >let him do Y
            And what if none of the X want to do their Y? Does society just stop? What if X not wanting to do Y kills W?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Does society just stop?
            Yes.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Not a very useful organzing principle then is it lol

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Show me a society that doesn't collapse when nobody is doing work anymore.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            The question, then, is how well does an organizing principle prevent collapse. The one we're discussing lasted for about 3 posts

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Your strawman lasted for less than 3 posts. Nobody said it prevents collapse.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            It's hardly a strawman to assume an organizing principle is supposed to work at organizing—that's rather the point. The only way "from each X their Y" can organize anything is if society enforces a Y from every X.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Typical scientific chud, that cant into anything besides numbers.
    >Ugh I can't understand the nuance of words because of my poor social and literally abilities. Only my numbas can be true because of made up theorems that another autist like me invented them.

    Friendly reminder that Philosophy is bedrock of Science. The key questions they asked thousands of years ago have not been answered.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >>Ugh I can't understand the nuance of words because of my poor social and literally [sic!] abilities
      This perfectly describes modern philosophers, in particular in epistemology, who autistically insist in finding rigorous definitions for naturally fuzzy words of everyday language.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Philosophers are wordcels
    Wittgenstein already said this in the 1940's and most philosophers today still don't understand it.

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    itt we see a butthurt humanities gay who's poisoning IQfy with this stupidity. perhaps IQfy is more your speed

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs
    what if I need a mansion Black person? you don't know me

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Sort of. What happened is that "philosophy" used to be a generic word for math, science, language, anything useful to help us understand and interact with the world. As we acquired more and more knowledge, all of the useful ways to pursue knowledge broke off into specialties of their own. What we call "philosophy" now is simply all the useless shit that didn't work and help.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >some philosopher: hurrr derp
    >other philosophers: yep, science can't answer the deep problem of hurr durr discovered by mr durr. that's why we need philosophy. science btfo!
    There. That's the entire history of philosophy.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you forgot
      >philosopher A: look we can predict how the stars move with math
      >philosopher B: cool let's call it astronomy
      >philosopher A: ok we're astronomers now
      >philosophers: hurrr derp but does the star really exist outside of my mind
      >astronomers: meds

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >>from each according to his ability, to each according to his needs
    except this is a terrible idea

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Not if you don't mind killing the froms who don't comply and killing the tos who need too much.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    some philosophy is interesting though, if nothing else, like thought experiments and stuff

    like this: https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/mysteries-consciousness/202204/does-afterlife-obviously-exist

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This isn't philosophy, its just... horse shit. I am so sick of the NDE argument. There is no such thing as an NDE. We're talking about terrible injury that you recovered from. If your entire neuronal architecture suffered metabolic collapse, and somehow you started telling us what happened, then I would grant you your NDE, but that's impossible, which should tell you something.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'm continually amazed at how allergic to philosophy this board seems to be.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      It’s beyond the mental abilities of midwits who obsess over “science”.

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Philosophy is more intellectual than “science”.

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >just common sense
    appeal to common sense is a fallacy
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Argument_from_incredulity

  21. 2 years ago
    n

    maybe try something more suitable for you,
    eating crayons maybe

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