moronic burger who thinks "Latino" is a race and refers only to brown people. Is some 100% Spanish/Visigoth descendant a "brown Latino"? Puerto Ricans are like 90% white.
>Puerto Ricans are like 90% white.
Not really. Puerto Rico is pretty evenly split between castizos who are 70-90% European, and mulattos who are like 30-50% African.
A lot of the mulattos migrated to New York where they mixed with African Americans. So in New York specifically, many of the people who identify as Puerto Rican look Jamaican.
Set in the 80s
Hank from Smalltown, Nebraska wants to see the world and happens upon an ad about a position for an English teacher in Japan.
Hank decides to accept, despite knowing nothing about Japan except for all the horror stories his grandfather told about the war.
He arrives in Tokyo and the company he is working for sends him to an affluent middle school where wealthy kids attend. Soon he catches the eye of fellow teacher Suzuki-san who sees in him the opportunity to run from her overbearing mother and start a new life in America.
Hank however is attracted to the mysterious Honda-san who lives next door to his apartment, not knowing that Honda is the girlfriend of a young politician with yakuza connections. Hank soon finds himself involved in a dodgy scheme created by Honda who wishes to run away from her dangerous lifestyle and fake her death.
What follows are the journeys and hardships of Hank in Japan in a story that borders between true crime and romance.
>Hank decides to accept, despite knowing nothing about Japan except for all the horror stories his grandfather told about the war.
This sounds like it could be fun. >Hank prepares for his job by learning to sharpen bamboo sticks and fighting with them >when he arrives in Japan everyone is just obsessed with idols and karaoke
He's not that unattractive. He has glasses and maybe not a stereotypical gigachad face but he looks like he's taller than average and could reasonably pass on being built.
People acting like he got outed as a Boogie/MovieBob type mofo.
why are leftoid trannies do obsessed with this guy & his comics? its gay & cringe af, i cant imagine dedicating so much energy to something you viscerally hate & can choose to ignore whenever you want
>constantly
homie this is the first post i've ever made on the subject despite noticing how obsessed troony commie homosexuals have been with him for years. i enjoy & politically agree with his comics & i still cant stand how much he's backhandedly shilled by morons who hate him & his views
Why would you respond to that subhuman downvoter? Be more selective, remember most people online are bad faith full blown morons. Remember, if they're being moronic toward you, they are moronic in other things too, so you don't have to worry about rebuking or punishing them for being moronic. Their mind is its own punishment.
Kind of an hypocrite considering the lenghts you poltards used to go through to doxx someone, like the bikelock dude. Besides, he deserves to be laughed at, the fat buffoon
A Roman soldier of the tagmata flees the fall of Constantinople in 1453 and ends up in Japan during the early Sengoku Era. He ends up having to defend the people of a small town from wandering ronin, and rediscovers his love of battle after his spirits were crushed with the loss of his homeland.
if it's just one man, it would be a picaresque, buldingsroman, or robinsonade. anyway, >anon feels alienated from his small american town >he pursues study abroad in japan >most of his japanese classmates are more or less like the people he knew back home, and find his obsession with shonen manga equally strange >he falls in with otakus, and they bond over their shared love of pop culture >he woos the lone cosplay girl among the otaku, who takes an interest in him because he's exotic >they sleep together, but it's hollow, because their only real connection is a shared interest in plastic trinkets >after the deed, she talks about a future as a model, possibly making adult films if the money's good >he's disgusted by the materialism, but hangs on anyway since this is the first time he's ever had a woman's attention >the other otaku praise him for doing what they never could >but he discovers that she's been playing around with lots of different "exotic" men, including a salaryman three times her age and an underage boy >heartbroken, he goes on a somber walk through the crowded tokyo streets >he realizes that the otakus are losers >he sees his reflection in a shop window, and realizes he looks a lot like them >he resolves to tell the cosplay girl off, but can't get a hold of her >while he's trying, he meets another american student: a young woman studying economics who's interested in the negative interest rate phenomenon >she says that we used to measure other countries in "years behind america," but now we do it in "years behind japan" >china is only a few years behind japan -- they're nearing peak demographic crisis >america is further behind, and she hopes her studies can help us avoid the worst of japan's mistakes >as they talk, anon forgets all about the cosplay girl >he falls for the econ girl, but decides to take it slow >they go on simple dates at cat cafes and amusement parks >after some time, they kiss >anon feels more in that moment than he did when climaxing with the cosplayer >he resolves to marry the econ student >but their study abroad terms are over, and they're headed back to schools on opposite sides of the country >he asks her if they'll ever meet again >she says that they likely won't; career will pull her towards new york and him towards texas >he asks if she'd share a family with him >"i'd like to. if every couple did, we wouldn't have the problems we do. but not every couple does, and i've decided i'd spend my life finding out why. if i ever do, i'll find you. but don't wait for me. you'll find another girl." >he nearly tells her that looking for answers is precisely the problem; if she just took the leap of faith -- if everyone could take a leap of faith -- then they could be happy together >but he knows she won't take the leap; he knows no-one will >he returns to america pondering the same questions she did, but ready to risk his heart again for love >"third time," he tells himself, "is the charm."
>American grad school c**t gives a life lesson to fat moron and is superior to shallow Japanese subhumans, the story
Glad you "matured" out of your anime phase and started HRT
Nta, but the main character in that outline is obviously framed as wiser than the grad student in the final scene. The cosplay girl and the grad student are both viewing love in material terms — the former in terms of outputs, and the latter in terms of inputs. Only the male hero realizes that love is immaterial. Thus the need for a Kierkegaardian leap of faith.
>while he's trying, he meets another american student: a young woman studying economics who's interested in the negative interest rate phenomenon
HAHAHA WTF??? >anon feels more in that moment than he did when climaxing with the cosplayer
Saying something with this exact language and thinking it somehow possesses humanity or purity as opposed to any mainstream conception is absolutely degenerate and comically base.
>2019 December start of covid >Weeb in race to fund trip of a lifetime before the covid restrictions start. >Montage delivering pizzas, yard work, public bathrooms with troon friend. Unsuccessful. >Finds out he has terminal >Troon haired friend inspires him to make a difficult sacrifice. > Weeb almost ropes but last second sells, his Funko pop collection >troon ropes randomly >funeral wake: promise his two dads he wil take ashes to tokyo. >determined to spend the money on yolo >writes bucket list; Mass super soaker fight Shibuya, Threesome at Mt Fuji, etc >flies from your state to tokyo >struggles to fit in airplane, nearly loses urn on belt. hi-jinx >Arrives airport, leaves ashes on tokyo taxi.Taxi troon away >existential dread. >spirals >Meets Yuki >life looks up >she convince fatty, troon would have liked ridie taxi >Yuki a tulpa >its the terminal ligma play tricks >social awkward spends whole time with wanks in hotel >dies of Ligma >but it was all a dream, the troon roofied him.
Lost in Masturbation.
We already had a thread about Shogun.
The guy on Shogun (the show at least) is an actual chad though
I'm really interested if they cut out the scene in the beginning where Blackthorn gets pissed on.
Also:
>people have seen the show that have never read the book before
this must be what those ASOIAF nerds feel like.
the piss scene happens
then the show has a chance
Chamberlain was way more of a chad than the new guy is
Puerto Rican feller in Japan*
moronic burger who thinks "Latino" is a race and refers only to brown people. Is some 100% Spanish/Visigoth descendant a "brown Latino"? Puerto Ricans are like 90% white.
Nice try, Hans.
I am so, so sorry about your foreskin
Jews are white, then.
Nah they're middle eastern which necessitates brown
Puerto Ricans aren’t white either, then. Can’t have it both ways.
European israelites are absolutely white. What are you talking about? Their identification with israeliness doesn't make them not-white.
I think it goes something like this: they are white as long as they are white(ish) and attractive (They are closeted homosexuals)
>Puerto Ricans are like 90% white
Have you ever met a Puerto Rican, anon?
Buddy my ancestors owned slaves in the antebellum south I think I get to determine who's white -- if you are Spanish=! not white
>Puerto Ricans are like 90% white.
Not really. Puerto Rico is pretty evenly split between castizos who are 70-90% European, and mulattos who are like 30-50% African.
A lot of the mulattos migrated to New York where they mixed with African Americans. So in New York specifically, many of the people who identify as Puerto Rican look Jamaican.
buy an ad
He's looking for a white girl in Japan because japanese girls will not date Fat people. BMI must be at least 22, preferably lower.
Skinny white boys could permanently alter the gene pool of the island though.
Set in the 80s
Hank from Smalltown, Nebraska wants to see the world and happens upon an ad about a position for an English teacher in Japan.
Hank decides to accept, despite knowing nothing about Japan except for all the horror stories his grandfather told about the war.
He arrives in Tokyo and the company he is working for sends him to an affluent middle school where wealthy kids attend. Soon he catches the eye of fellow teacher Suzuki-san who sees in him the opportunity to run from her overbearing mother and start a new life in America.
Hank however is attracted to the mysterious Honda-san who lives next door to his apartment, not knowing that Honda is the girlfriend of a young politician with yakuza connections. Hank soon finds himself involved in a dodgy scheme created by Honda who wishes to run away from her dangerous lifestyle and fake her death.
What follows are the journeys and hardships of Hank in Japan in a story that borders between true crime and romance.
>Hank decides to accept, despite knowing nothing about Japan except for all the horror stories his grandfather told about the war.
This sounds like it could be fun.
>Hank prepares for his job by learning to sharpen bamboo sticks and fighting with them
>when he arrives in Japan everyone is just obsessed with idols and karaoke
A white man is air dropped into Tokyo, his mission is to reverse the population decline by impregnating as many women as possible.
Title: My Diary tbh
>.5
It's like being a kid and saying "8 and a half" to make yourself sound older.
does he know that the j-pop twinks those white girls are there for mog him to infinity?
He's not that unattractive. He has glasses and maybe not a stereotypical gigachad face but he looks like he's taller than average and could reasonably pass on being built.
People acting like he got outed as a Boogie/MovieBob type mofo.
Pick one
4
5
6
It's one of these. He's definitely below 7, and would be below 7 even if fit.
5 or 6, most of his problems solely come from bodyfat%, if he could lower that he instantly jumps to 7 at least
no he wouldnt. eyes too wide apart, nose too fat, mouth too wide. like i said even if he was fit, hed be lower than 7.
id say hes a 6 because i think we agree hes closer to above average in looks and effectively closer to 10 than he is to 1.
>stonetoss is Franco Escamilla
wtf
>Lives in Japan
>wants a white woman
He's saving his pure aryan genes from getting destroyed.
why are latinx men like this?
The white passing ones get too wienery and uppity. It goes straight to their head. Same goes for Nick Fuentes and his edgy pseudonazi army.
Why does he look like Dan "The Man" Schneider?
why are leftoid trannies do obsessed with this guy & his comics? its gay & cringe af, i cant imagine dedicating so much energy to something you viscerally hate & can choose to ignore whenever you want
Why do rightoids whine constantly
>guy asks question about X
>throw a tantrum about Y
Why are you like this?
Yes
>constantly
homie this is the first post i've ever made on the subject despite noticing how obsessed troony commie homosexuals have been with him for years. i enjoy & politically agree with his comics & i still cant stand how much he's backhandedly shilled by morons who hate him & his views
Cry more
Why would you respond to that subhuman downvoter? Be more selective, remember most people online are bad faith full blown morons. Remember, if they're being moronic toward you, they are moronic in other things too, so you don't have to worry about rebuking or punishing them for being moronic. Their mind is its own punishment.
>can choose to ignore whenever you want
kind of hard when conservatard homosexuals were spamming his cringe garbage on /misc/ for years
Kind of an hypocrite considering the lenghts you poltards used to go through to doxx someone, like the bikelock dude. Besides, he deserves to be laughed at, the fat buffoon
>making comics to laugh at troons is the same as giving someone brain damage
>implying the bikelock Black person didn't deserve it
lmao @ antifatards
he looks half-asian
hes a solid 9
A Roman soldier of the tagmata flees the fall of Constantinople in 1453 and ends up in Japan during the early Sengoku Era. He ends up having to defend the people of a small town from wandering ronin, and rediscovers his love of battle after his spirits were crushed with the loss of his homeland.
stone toes is mexican (white)
if it's just one man, it would be a picaresque, buldingsroman, or robinsonade. anyway,
>anon feels alienated from his small american town
>he pursues study abroad in japan
>most of his japanese classmates are more or less like the people he knew back home, and find his obsession with shonen manga equally strange
>he falls in with otakus, and they bond over their shared love of pop culture
>he woos the lone cosplay girl among the otaku, who takes an interest in him because he's exotic
>they sleep together, but it's hollow, because their only real connection is a shared interest in plastic trinkets
>after the deed, she talks about a future as a model, possibly making adult films if the money's good
>he's disgusted by the materialism, but hangs on anyway since this is the first time he's ever had a woman's attention
>the other otaku praise him for doing what they never could
>but he discovers that she's been playing around with lots of different "exotic" men, including a salaryman three times her age and an underage boy
>heartbroken, he goes on a somber walk through the crowded tokyo streets
>he realizes that the otakus are losers
>he sees his reflection in a shop window, and realizes he looks a lot like them
>he resolves to tell the cosplay girl off, but can't get a hold of her
>while he's trying, he meets another american student: a young woman studying economics who's interested in the negative interest rate phenomenon
>she says that we used to measure other countries in "years behind america," but now we do it in "years behind japan"
>china is only a few years behind japan -- they're nearing peak demographic crisis
>america is further behind, and she hopes her studies can help us avoid the worst of japan's mistakes
>as they talk, anon forgets all about the cosplay girl
>he falls for the econ girl, but decides to take it slow
>they go on simple dates at cat cafes and amusement parks
>after some time, they kiss
>anon feels more in that moment than he did when climaxing with the cosplayer
>he resolves to marry the econ student
>but their study abroad terms are over, and they're headed back to schools on opposite sides of the country
>he asks her if they'll ever meet again
>she says that they likely won't; career will pull her towards new york and him towards texas
>he asks if she'd share a family with him
>"i'd like to. if every couple did, we wouldn't have the problems we do. but not every couple does, and i've decided i'd spend my life finding out why. if i ever do, i'll find you. but don't wait for me. you'll find another girl."
>he nearly tells her that looking for answers is precisely the problem; if she just took the leap of faith -- if everyone could take a leap of faith -- then they could be happy together
>but he knows she won't take the leap; he knows no-one will
>he returns to america pondering the same questions she did, but ready to risk his heart again for love
>"third time," he tells himself, "is the charm."
would read
>American grad school c**t gives a life lesson to fat moron and is superior to shallow Japanese subhumans, the story
Glad you "matured" out of your anime phase and started HRT
Nta, but the main character in that outline is obviously framed as wiser than the grad student in the final scene. The cosplay girl and the grad student are both viewing love in material terms — the former in terms of outputs, and the latter in terms of inputs. Only the male hero realizes that love is immaterial. Thus the need for a Kierkegaardian leap of faith.
>while he's trying, he meets another american student: a young woman studying economics who's interested in the negative interest rate phenomenon
HAHAHA WTF???
>anon feels more in that moment than he did when climaxing with the cosplayer
Saying something with this exact language and thinking it somehow possesses humanity or purity as opposed to any mainstream conception is absolutely degenerate and comically base.
>2019 December start of covid
>Weeb in race to fund trip of a lifetime before the covid restrictions start.
>Montage delivering pizzas, yard work, public bathrooms with troon friend. Unsuccessful.
>Finds out he has terminal
>Troon haired friend inspires him to make a difficult sacrifice.
> Weeb almost ropes but last second sells, his Funko pop collection
>troon ropes randomly
>funeral wake: promise his two dads he wil take ashes to tokyo.
>determined to spend the money on yolo
>writes bucket list; Mass super soaker fight Shibuya, Threesome at Mt Fuji, etc
>flies from your state to tokyo
>struggles to fit in airplane, nearly loses urn on belt. hi-jinx
>Arrives airport, leaves ashes on tokyo taxi.Taxi troon away
>existential dread.
>spirals
>Meets Yuki
>life looks up
>she convince fatty, troon would have liked ridie taxi
>Yuki a tulpa
>its the terminal ligma play tricks
>social awkward spends whole time with wanks in hotel
>dies of Ligma
>but it was all a dream, the troon roofied him.
Lost in Masturbation.
Posting his full name is forbidden on IQfy and twitter lol
Did they actually add it to the autobanned text list?
Hans Kristian Graebner
lol it’s allowed again. I swear it was forbidden some days ago. It was treated as spam
hes racist so the math checks out
I'm a woman (not the troony kind) and I find him attractive. Yeah he's a fat frick but his height makes up for it.
Plus you can tell he got a thick pepperoni even when limp
Women's taste in men is irrelevant. Y'all would date Shrek as long as he's 6'4"
He's still an ugly fat frick with an incel phenotype.
>y'all
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