Popular historical misconceptions

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Austrians are Germans and Macedonians are Greeks.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      i agree with the first, its less clear on Macedonians being greeks. Culturally they were distinct from the core greek city states.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I thought there were thought of as hellenes, but they were like the cletuses of Greece. They spoke greek so they were not barbarians. But did so with a weird accent.

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    France conquered Corsica from Genoa (not Italy, which didn't exist as a political entity) the year before Napoleon was born there. He's a proper Frenchman

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >england conquered Uganda, Mbapi Nkongo is quintessentially british

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        if he scores a few more belters for norf fc hes english as the queen

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      No.
      He is only french by law of land and like you said, It happened that the french annexed corsica a year before his birth by coincidence.
      By the law of blood, he is literally an Italian with a Tuscan aristocratic lineage

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Just ask Napoleon what he is: he said he was french.
        Stalin was a israelite (Dzugashvili or whatever the ortograph = dzugash "Juda", vili "son of".

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Just ask a Somalian who he is, he will say he's swedish

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Christians had biblical names. They picked those up when censuses started requiring commoners to have surnames.

          https://i.imgur.com/II3m58L.jpg

          Buttgarians are fake people.

          Turks didn't become asiatic until the late medieval Chinese population boom caused pulse migrations.

          Galilee was separate from Judea but it was in Palaistina, which was a subregion of Syria, in the colloquial understanding

          Syria is what the Greeks called the northern levant after Assyrian migrations. It's where Israel supposedly was. Phoenicia was south of it where Judah supposedly was in the Egyptian dominated south. Israel and Judah are modern colloquialisms because they didn't exist the the early classical period. Palaestina comes from the Greek which is a borrowing of the Egyptian peleset, which are the people's that came from Europe with the Sea People's.

          [...]
          We don't know if they spoke Greek or spoke a related language. It's unclear in the sources, generally when they speak a dialect it's noted which is done with the Epriots in that they spoke with the Epriot dialect or the Boetians with their dialect and so on, this isn't done for Macedonians and it's just stated they spoke in Macedonian at times. Alexander spoke Macedonian to his troops in one speech which isn't helpful as to if it was Greek or not because it is not noted as a dialect.

          They were Dorian's,they said they were Dorians. I've never seen any source name a "Macedonian" dialect. The Dorian's came into the region around the 13th century BC. They didn't pick up Slavic until the 13th century AD at earliest. The Thracians were an Iranic offshoot at the time.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Syria was also the southern Levant, it was essentially all Aramaic-speaking regions and Aramaic speakers were "Syrians". israelites were also a subtype of "Syrians" to Romans early on, hence you see references to slimy Syrian merchants.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          It's shivili you dumb nig

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Alexander’s mother was 100% Greek and he spoke only Greek and wanted to unifiy Hellas, you don’t get more Greek than that… and the most known Greek is probably Archimedes

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      His mom was literally Albanian (Macedonian people).

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >(Macedonian people).
        so bulgarians?

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Buttgarians are fake people.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bulgarians
          codeword for turks

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >bulgarians
          >in the Balkans
          >in c. 350 B.C
          anon..

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Bulgarians are Thracians, and Thracians have been on the Balkans ever since God created the planet in 4004 B.C.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        If you have to qualify it with more words in parentheses, then the word "literally" isn't necessary or helpful.
        You want to use "literally" in a comeback when the exact, literal argument is being refuted in an ironic or hyperbolic way.
        Take for example a response to the statement ""ive never been to america"
        >you were literally born there
        >you're literally the president
        >you literally live and work in washington d.c.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought there were thought of as hellenes, but they were like the cletuses of Greece. They spoke greek so they were not barbarians. But did so with a weird accent.

      We don't know if they spoke Greek or spoke a related language. It's unclear in the sources, generally when they speak a dialect it's noted which is done with the Epriots in that they spoke with the Epriot dialect or the Boetians with their dialect and so on, this isn't done for Macedonians and it's just stated they spoke in Macedonian at times. Alexander spoke Macedonian to his troops in one speech which isn't helpful as to if it was Greek or not because it is not noted as a dialect.

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    added some

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      it was still Roman Judea at the time, they didn't rename it "Palestine" (after the long-extinct biblical Philistines) until Hadrian expelled the israelites in 135.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        I mean ancient israelites ressemble palestinian more than mordern israelite

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >after the long-extinct biblical Philistines
        It should be understood that the region was always named Palaistina in Greek and the Romans simply officially assigned it its already-used Greek name.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          Okay but in his time it wasn't called Judea either. rather the specific place where he was from was called the Galilee which was distinct from both Judea and Samaria which lay in between. The Galilee was a different component than Judea within the "Herodian Tetrarchy"

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Galilee was separate from Judea but it was in Palaistina, which was a subregion of Syria, in the colloquial understanding

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Kant was Russian, he pledged allegiance to Russian Tsaritsa when Russian army captured Königsberg during the Seven Years War.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You're joking but I've legit seen diaspora russkis make this claim.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >notices subtle shifts of opinion within the Immanuel Kant enthusiast sphere
          kinda made me laugh

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >palistinian
      Nice propaganda They're not even a real country.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      If caesar is spaniard then alexander is italian

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Hannibal too

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >being born in France means you're Italian
    moron take.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >being born in France means you're French regardless of anything else
      moron take.

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    buddha was nepalese not indian

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    All 4 of those were albanians

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Austrians were no less German than, say, someone from Hanover. Macedonia was Greek, but on the fringes, so not wholly Greek in the same way as Athens or Thebes. For a modern analogy, it's like how the Northern English are still considered English, even if they're similar to Scots.

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