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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Please log in to access the page
    not very "open" huh

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      you also need an account to buy shit online. let's have fun

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Most places you actually don't

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I'd love to have something like this open source so I could use it to generate /x/ greentexts

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      After reading the OP a few times, the basic three-act structure seems to be:
      >be me
      >one day, something I like turns into something I don't like. I try to get help but nobody helps me.
      >give up and try something else, but the same problem repeats.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    b-bros? what is a bottomless pit?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      ur mom

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        rekt

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >13 years old
    >just got my first computer
    >go on IQfy
    >see a greentext
    >instantly get hard
    >beg my mom to buy me a IQfy pass
    >she says no
    >tell her I'll do chores for a month
    >she says yes
    >go on IQfy
    >greentexts are now my favorite thing ever

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >be in le school
      >le teacher looks at me
      >ohno.jpg
      >bazinga
      Please upvoat #blm #trans

      kek

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >shitting my brains out
    >watery diarrhea for 4 days now
    >can't even hold down water
    >losing 10lbs
    >mfw I'm dying

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >be me
      >shitting pants
      >go to IQfy
      >see post about someone shitting pants
      >relate
      >post my story
      >get rekt by anons
      >never shit my pants again

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >be me
        >18 years old
        >moronic
        >shit myself every day

        >be at my friend's house
        >he has a party
        >i'm the only one not drinking or doing drugs
        >i'm just sitting in the corner

        >all of a sudden
        >i see a girl i know from school
        >she's really cute
        >i've never talked to her before

        >i go up to her
        >and i shit myself

        >she looks at me
        >and she's like

        >"ew, you're gross"

        >i just sit there in my own filth
        >wishing i could disappear

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    /thread

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      nice

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      hot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >how to get away with writing smut on /x/

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >Authentication required
    bye

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >be in le school
    >le teacher looks at me
    >ohno.jpg
    >bazinga
    Please upvoat #blm #trans

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >playing The last of us 2 on playstation
    >come to the part where Joel gets killed
    >mfw I have to play the rest of the game as Ellie

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >account
    >phone number
    Yikes

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >play rainbow six siege
    >new operator is trans
    >be happy that there's some diversity in the game
    >get banned from the game for being "transphobic"

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >had a dream where i was in a classroom
    >suddenly a hot girl walks in
    >every guy in the class starts to get a boner
    >i'm the only one who doesn't
    >i'm so embarrassed that i start to cry
    >i wake up and my dick is hard

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      gold

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      AI is really good at sick twists

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    How many years until home PCs can store and run that model so I don't have to depend on the glowies?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      You can already run GPT-IQfy on your computer:

      [...]

      GPT-J 6B should also be possible.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >6- A computer with 24GB of free RAM.
        its over

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Maybe you can run the 16-bit version on a computer with 12GB free RAM. I haven't tried but it could work

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    FYI, OP is one of the shills for OpenAI that tries to get you to sign up to their website because they want to farm your phone numbers and identify you. if you fell for it, then you are a Black person moron

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Why do they care about identifying some neet nazi?

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    > put a phone number to access
    meeh

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >"""Open"""AI

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I kek'd

  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >browsing IQfy
    >see post about "the best way to learn programming"
    >it's a link to a book
    >click it
    >it's a link to a pdf
    >download it
    >it's a link to a virus
    >get infected
    >lose all my data
    >have to reinstall windows
    >post on IQfy
    >"the best way to learn programming is by downloading random books from the internet"

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >installing gentoo for the first time
    >follow the handbook to the letter
    >everything is going fine
    >get to the part where it says to install a desktop environment
    >look at the list
    >see kde
    >think to myself "this is the one I want"
    >install kde
    >reboot
    >login
    >kde doesn't work
    >konsole is the only thing that comes up
    >trying to figure out what's going on
    >find out that kde is a meta package and I need to install kde-base/kde-meta
    >do that
    >reboot
    >login
    >kde still doesn't work
    >konsole is the only thing that comes up
    >trying to figure out what's going on
    >find out that I need to install kde-base/kde-runtime
    >do that
    >reboot
    >login
    >kde still doesn't work
    >konsole is the only thing that comes up
    >trying to figure out what's going on
    >find out that I need to install kde-base/kde-workspace
    >do that
    >reboot
    >login
    >kde

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >be me
    >browsing IQfy
    >see some guy asking for help with his homework
    >be a smartass
    >tell him the answer
    >he responds with a picture of his dick
    >I report him
    >IQfy becomes a better place

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