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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      S/he's not wrong.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Just use they're

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Dilate.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ESL

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Shut up. It's standard to use "his or hers" or even just generic his, moron.

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            Sure hon

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            also, suck my dick.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Did you write this, screen cap it and post it on lit? Based

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If I had wrote it I would have complained about the boring prose.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Stoner
      >pathetic life
      Why do some anons think this? Compared to the average man of his time, who often suffered more and had less happiness in life, Stoner's life was good. Compared to the average man of today, Stoner's life was great.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      This is correct but it needs context or elaboration.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I agree

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >in German [i.e., Ungeziefer]
    >wienerroach

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >literal interpretations
    >taking everything at face value
    >being unable to grasp figurative language

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >he can't write an inspiring story without muh symbolism
      >he can't construct a functional world in which laws make sense
      >resorts to allegories
      You're a pretentious cuck

  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    I don't know what book this refers to, but fortunately that doesn't matter too much.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    He's not wrong.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >man reading literature for girls
      Why?

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      actually based

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Poor Maggie. Send me your home address, Maggie, and I will come and comfort you.

    The book: Waiting For Godot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      shut up maggie, you got a receding hairline

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    She's right, you know. A frog could never pass itself off as a washerwoman to effect a daring prison-break.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      But if you don't expect a frog to dress as a washerwoman, your first thought would be that the woman is just damn ugly.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And small. (Or far away, I guess.)

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ayn Rand, We The Living

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Whats with the bizarre grudge millenials have against Ayn Rand?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        If you're actually a millenial, or younger, then you already know the answer. Ayn Rand only works in a boomer paradise world where low hanging fruit rewards people selfishly taking whatever they want while moaning about how hard they work and how lazy everybody else is. Meanwhile Ayn Rand was on welfare. This is like a duck telling an ox to work harder.

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Yeah bro zoomers and millenials work so hard. Boomers have no idea how hard it is to be a Starbucks barista where your coworkers are forced to use special pronouns because you're mentally ill lmao

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            >Starbucks barista where your coworkers are forced to use special pronouns because you're mentally ill
            Trannies make up like 2% of the population or something. Or is it 1% now?

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            You have a very warped perception of reality if you think it's that high. The media and Internet would have you believe they're everywhere -- but statistically they're a rounding error.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Considering how good the erotica in atlas shrugged was I’m willing to take this at face value.

  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The best part about this review is that try as I might, I can't detect the slightest hint of irony in the second sentence.

    This person is either insane or the greatest deadpan troll in the history of literary criticism.

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Classic

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    a good one

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      A good indoor sport. "Writing misleading reviews of books and posting them on GoodReads."

      "Historical novel centered around a 19th-century gentleman-scholar in the USA. Despite his erudition he loves children, music and dancing. He falls in with a band of ruffians and wins their respect with his practical knowledge of geology and chemistry. One by one, they come to bad ends, but he takes solace in the fact that life goes on. A splendid adventure story for boys of ten and upwards."

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Lmao Blood Meridian?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Of course.

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Do you think he even read it

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Someone post the guy who analyzed Descartes saying something like there is a 50/50 chance that Cartesian skepticism is wrong because there either is an evil demon or not, but since demons don't exist, Cartesian skepticism is refuted.

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Ayn Rand is bourgeois
    Bourgeois are not human

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    >pour your heart and soul into your novels
    >some moronic c**t npc gives it a dismissive and sarcast 1 star review

    I can't imagine how many relatively honest and well meaning first time authors have gone through this. Could there be anything more seethe worthy? If this happened to me I would legitimately blow a gasket out of insecurity and rage

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      NOT THE HECKIN IMAGINARY PUPPERINO NOOOOOO

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      wtf I love Erica now

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Kafkaesque reviews*

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