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  1. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Start with 'Leven en werken van de Kabouter' obviously.

      *crushes them underneath my boot*

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Yoo frickin wot moite?

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Joe noo wat, meet

          • 2 years ago
            Anonymous

            ik maak je kut kapot

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Gnomes can be very brutal. They can kill and flay you if you curse in their forest or home, or bother them in any way.

  2. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Start with 'Leven en werken van de Kabouter' obviously.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I kid you fricking not, I saw that very book in a bookstore

      It has gnome breasts in it

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        And very nice breasts they are too.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        There's a very real possibility that the topless gnome girl in that book was the first pair of boobs I ever saw in print. I had that book when I was four.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >caused by pooing in harsh daylight
      What

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >Black person cant read cursive
        its posing

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      that fricking book
      when i was a kid that book was one of the weirdest books i owned. i can't remember who gave it to me
      i don't know what happened to my original copy
      original copies always seem to cost a fortune but i think there was a reprint a few years ago. i must track it down sometime

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        Start with 'Leven en werken van de Kabouter' obviously.

        I have the English translation of that book somewhere. Odds are it is an original print given it was my mother's when she was a girl (she is 51). I'll need to find it. If I get a hold of it, I could scan some pages and post it if y'all are interested.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        tell us who the hot girl is or the gnome gets it

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          nvm I found it
          a/X5Mnr on imgur
          I now love gnomegirls
          all hail the gnomes

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      My grandfather had this book and I loved reading it when I was a kid. I wish I had it, but unfortunately I have no idea what happened to it.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      One of my middle school teachers had this in her classroom.

  3. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gnomic_poetry

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Brilliant!
      I also used to think that these are poems written by gnomes about gnomes and for gnomes. Some disappointment for me was that this is not entirely true, although ...

  4. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  5. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Peer Gynt.

  6. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Start with the Yule Lads. They're considered the Ur-Gnome by scholars. They're the missing link between gnomes and Santa

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Wow those scholars must be really dumb. The gnomes are clearly an itteration of the indo-european fairy myth, and has no relatiob to santa.

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        >indo-european
        Cringe

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          What?

      • 2 years ago
        Anonymous

        gnomes and santa (nisse) are related in scandinavia

        • 2 years ago
          Anonymous

          Only by coincidence. One does not come from the other, they are entirely different in origin.

  7. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Check out these two books on nature spirits.
    >The Kingdom of Faerie
    Free to read online here:
    https://kg.vkk.nl/english/organizations/lcc.gb/lcis/scriptures/liberal/hodson/kingdomoffaerie/kingdomoffaerie.htm#gnome
    >The Kingdom of the Gods
    Frew download here:
    https://www.theosophy.world/resource/ebooks/kingdom-gods-geoffrey-hodson

  8. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    "Fairy tales don't teach children that gnomes are real. Children already know it. They teach them how to frick a pretty gnomesse"
    G.K Basedterton

  9. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    unironically get into 70s brazilian traditional folk music

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Sivuca deez nuts

  11. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    There are a lot of stories about mischievous and crafty little people around the world and I genuinely wish to know more or of them
    For example, the alux and chaneque

  12. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Boutique esoterica publishers carry a lot of folklore literature and studies. Check those

  13. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Wind in the Willows

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Underrated

  14. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Silas Marner

  15. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Go to /x/. They probably have some videos, books, and stories for you

  16. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Play Arcanum instead.

  17. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Is anyone else ancientgay enough to remember the David the Gnome television show? It blew my mind when I later learned it was originally a Spanish show. MFW I was watching dubbed anime this entire time.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      Classic cartoon. Would also recommend Doctor Snuggles

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      I remember thinking it was some weird anime for so long as well.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Spanish speaking world seems obsessed with gnomes for some reason

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      The Spanish speaking world seems obsessed with gnomes for some reason

      Man, the ending of the show was really fricking sad, not even joking.

    • 2 years ago
      Anonymous

      >Image
      The crow isn't wrong. I don't even watch anime.

  18. 2 years ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    KIKI MA

  20. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    pSYCHO mANTIS

  21. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    The Dwarf by Par Lagerkvist.

  22. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    El Dorado

  23. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Uh huh/

  24. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Any hyperstitional gnome takes? feel like this could be fertile ground? gnomes that make themselves real etc

  25. 2 years ago
    Anonymous

    Isn't Rudolf Steiner gnome-pilled?

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