Post the book with the longest word count you've read

Post the book with the longest word count you've read

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  1. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don Quixote

  2. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Count of Monte Cristo or Lord of the Rings.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >Lord of the Rings
      Oh yeah Lord of the rings might be mine then forgot it's kinda one book

  3. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Should probably be the answer of most people here if they're well-read in any capacity. If not, no wonder this place sucks for classics discussion.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      I thought the thread is about fictional books.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        https://i.imgur.com/YvvkyFc.jpeg

        Should probably be the answer of most people here if they're well-read in any capacity. If not, no wonder this place sucks for classics discussion.

        Christcels get uppity in every thread now

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Is that le heccin' bible? Oh my stars, I'm a based trad catholic too!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >I'm a based trad catholic too!
        You heathen! I am trad orthodox!

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        [...]
        Christcels get uppity in every thread now

        Not a Christian. I don't think it's all that out there to expect people on a literature board to have read one of the most influential books of all time. How are you guys reading Paradise Lost, then? Or Dante, Tolstoy, Dostoevsky, Melville, Hawthorne, Emerson, William James, Flaubert, Shakespeare, Donne, Marlowe, Whitman, Goethe, Nietzsche, Cervantes, Blake, Kant, Hegel, etc.? I wouldn't be surprised if you haven't even read Homer, then, if you've haven't any interest in understanding what you read further than what the footnotes can explain.

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you guys must make every thread about the Bible because you are sheep who can't think for themselves

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Post the book with the longest word count you've read
            You can't even read the OP. Get out of here, you absolute moron.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Should probably be the answer of most people
            Again, you guys must make every thread about the Bible because you are sheep who can't think for themselves

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Yes, I stand by that. Would you have been happier if I had said On The Origin of Species instead? It's definitely up there with the longest I've read, counting the essays my copy came with. You fricking donkey idiot, you probably haven't even read that, either.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Yes, I stand by that
            I'm sure you do because you guys must make every thread about the Bible because you are sheep who can't think for themselves

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you have been dilating a lot recently. is it because you got btfo every time you try to be uppity atheistcuck?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >dilating
            IQfy good speak. Grow up child

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you are on IQfy dilator.

            https://i.imgur.com/cHeWZ9c.png

            >Low t christgays when every thread isn't a bible circle jerk

            same applies to you predditor

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >everyone into reading has to read the same authors because...they just do okay?!

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            That wasn't the argument, homosexual. Sub IQ mongrels need to stop posting forever

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Objectively the most important book ever written, regardless of whether you’re a Christian or not. You can’t call yourself well-read if you haven’t read the Bible.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Objectively the most important book ever written, regardless of whether you’re a Christian or not. You can’t call yourself well-read if you haven’t read the Bible.

        It's mogged by 100 years of solitude anyway

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          not even close paco

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Same.
      >if they're well-read in any capacity
      This is true and will cause much seethe.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The Bible is 73 books, not one book.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      End to end? Man I'm like 30% through. It's tough

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Yeah, it can be. As long as you read at least a chapter or two a day you'll finish it before you know it. It's not all a slog, though; there are some great books in it. Here's a tip: don't try to read Psalms from beginning to end like the other books. Read one a day along with whatever else you read.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        ye, it's kinda shit
        israelite schizo nonsense loses it's lustre pretty quick

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          you know your kind will hang on the day of rope right troon atheistcuck?

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      https://i.imgur.com/NW4Gmx4.jpeg

      https://i.imgur.com/8ZQju5T.jpeg

      Same.
      >if they're well-read in any capacity
      This is true and will cause much seethe.

      >thread is about word count, as if it means anything or somehow important
      >u dont care about wurdcount? low IQ

      I hate to bear the bad news but reading bigger books dont make you smarter

      https://i.imgur.com/ZFNYhwk.jpeg

      >ignores argument
      >repeats IQ insult
      >I win!

      sure thing buddy

      The Bible is multiple books by different authors written at different times my low IQ friends

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >t. Christie, the crazy conspiracy theorist at your mom's bible study group who always finds ways to tie the Tartarian Empire and mud floods into ancient israeli myths

  4. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I WILL read Summa Theologica some day (1.8 million words) and will be undefeatable.

  5. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    A Dance with Dragons is longer actually. It's doesn't feel it because nothing happens until the end

  6. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Reverend Insanity

  7. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    whoa, so many words. so quality, so long

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      >t. Low IQ and low attention span

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        >no refutation

        you lose again

        • 2 months ago
          Anonymous

          >t. Can't read longform books because of his low IQ and attention span

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >thread is about word count, as if it means anything or somehow important
            >u dont care about wurdcount? low IQ

            I hate to bear the bad news but reading bigger books dont make you smarter

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >He doesn't refute that he's unable to read long books because of his low IQ and attention span
            Because I hit the nail on the head

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            you suck at trolling

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Everyone who calls me out for being moronic is a troll
            No you just got b***hed out

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >ignores argument
            >repeats IQ insult
            >I win!

            sure thing buddy

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            nta, but there it is. the jaks are out. reminder that /qa/ lost.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            >Soijacks
            Yeah you lost child

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            aww did the mean picture hurt your feelings? lol triggered and defeated

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but you lost. That's really sad considering your argument was easy to make.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but you never had a chance just goo goo baby tantrums. sucks to suck

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but you GOO GOOOOO POOOO mamamamaama POOOOOOOOOOOO VAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            NTA but you never had a chance just goo goo baby tantrums. sucks to suck

            aww did the mean picture hurt your feelings? lol triggered and defeated

            Why are religious anons always so childish?

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            it was not religious anons who started attacking unprovoked.
            Atheist cries out in pain as he strikes you.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Christgays got kicked out of other boards so the ones that are here are the most unrelenting about derailing threads

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            we control all blue boards homosexual.

          • 2 months ago
            Anonymous

            Damn dude you really got him by posting wojaks!!! Heckin based

  8. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Was it worth it?

  9. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  10. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Dune

  11. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Probably Book of the New Sun if you consider it a single book.

  12. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Don't mind me, just mogging everyone in this thread

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      RuneScape mogs planescape

  13. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To Green Angel Tower. That book is divided into two parts and each part is thick as frick

      Based Tad enjoyers

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      To Green Angel Tower. That book is divided into two parts and each part is thick as frick

      [...]
      Based Tad enjoyers

      Is it really good? How does it compare to ASOIAF?

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        it's structure is similar to ASOIAF but with shittier characters also written by a cuck who is even more progressive version of GRRM

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        It's very good. To Green Angel Tower is book three in the trilogy, so don't start with that one. Memory, Sorrow, and Thorn was the inspiration for a lot of modern fantasy. Obviously, taste is subjective, and many people say that it's slow, particularly the first half of The Dragonbone Chair, but it is worth reading, even if just to see what the fuss is about. Personally, the only fantasy series I would say is better is Lord of the Rings.

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        You can definitely see the influence it had on ASOIAF. It's surprisingly dark and violent at times without it being straight up grimdark.

        Very comfy and Tad does the build up to the climax very well. It's personally one of my favorites, right up there with LOTR and I always shill it. It's more inspired by Arthurian stories than it is a copy and paste of Tolkien. Hope you enjoy

  14. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Would you consider web novels as singular books? The "books" are essentially just bigger chapters in terms of story continuation. If so, I think Desolate Era takes the cake.

  15. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  16. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    To Green Angel Tower. That book is divided into two parts and each part is thick as frick

  17. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Napoleon: A Life by Andrew Roberts. Some 900 pages.

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Absolutely wonderful book. If I remember well, a lot of the last 100 or so pages are images and shit and the book ends somewhere shy of 800, but the formatting could have been different as I read it on an ereader

      • 2 months ago
        Anonymous

        Correct, it’s a high 800 pages in actuality. Roberts gets teased in one of his debates about it being 900 pages though lol. Despite the length I know I’ll read it again.

  18. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
  19. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I won’t be responding to seethe

  20. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    >Low t christgays when every thread isn't a bible circle jerk

  21. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    I don't enjoy longer books. I like Moby Dick but only read it because of IQfy

  22. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    514,827 words and it definitely could've been shorter, yet still managed to have a rushed ending.

  23. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    the divine comedy

  24. 2 months ago
    Anonymous
    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      The third act lost me

    • 2 months ago
      Anonymous

      Environmentalist liberal garbage

  25. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    https://www.novelupdates.com/series/reverend-insanity/
    expected reading time: 300+ hours

  26. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Casanova

    I long to read him again

  27. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    1.5 million words. read it twice

  28. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

    Pic related, which is around 1400 pages. If I ever read In Search of Lost Time or the Mahabharata, both of which are in the 4000 page count range, then I will have reached peak bragging rights and there will be nowhere to go from there.

  29. 2 months ago
    Anonymous

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